1 00:00:04,774 --> 00:00:06,125 So, what did you guys think? 2 00:00:06,125 --> 00:00:07,665 Yeah, you know, it was pretty good. 3 00:00:07,665 --> 00:00:09,526 I think I'm gonna like the remake better. 4 00:00:09,526 --> 00:00:11,816 They don't call it Crime Town for nothing, baby. 5 00:00:13,127 --> 00:00:14,547 Well, I'm glad you liked it. 6 00:00:14,547 --> 00:00:17,078 I missed all the best parts, cause you were trying to talk to me. 7 00:00:17,088 --> 00:00:19,899 Dude, I still don't know what you're talking about. Like I said, it wasn't me. 8 00:00:19,899 --> 00:00:22,009 - Whatever. - So, what's next? 9 00:00:22,009 --> 00:00:25,140 Who's down for some of my famous home made Morde-shakes? 10 00:00:25,140 --> 00:00:26,680 - Ok! - Sounds good! - Alright sure! 11 00:00:28,821 --> 00:00:30,561 So, what's in a Morde-shake again? 12 00:00:30,561 --> 00:00:31,912 It's a surprise. 13 00:00:31,992 --> 00:00:33,652 It's just a regular milkshake. 14 00:00:33,762 --> 00:00:36,533 You're really gonna load up on desserts after that Chili-dog incident? 15 00:00:36,533 --> 00:00:38,974 - Yeah, so gross! - Don't remind me... 16 00:00:38,974 --> 00:00:41,404 What? There's always room for dessert, 17 00:00:41,404 --> 00:00:44,675 especially when the dessert is Morde-shakes! 18 00:00:44,705 --> 00:00:46,806 Oh shoot, I forgot something in the car. 19 00:00:46,806 --> 00:00:47,846 I'll be right back. 20 00:00:51,307 --> 00:00:52,147 What's up? 21 00:00:52,197 --> 00:00:53,438 I can't find my wallet. 22 00:00:53,438 --> 00:00:54,718 Oh, let's see... 23 00:00:57,109 --> 00:00:58,549 Did you check the glove compartment? 24 00:00:58,549 --> 00:01:01,190 Yeah, I checked there... already... 25 00:01:15,784 --> 00:01:17,194 Oh sorry, I shouldn't— 26 00:01:17,194 --> 00:01:18,214 No, it's fine. 27 00:01:18,214 --> 00:01:19,585 - It's just— What? 28 00:01:19,585 --> 00:01:21,175 Your breath is really bad... 29 00:01:22,386 --> 00:01:23,286 Oh my gosh. 30 00:01:25,036 --> 00:01:27,677 - Wait, no! It's— - I'm sorry! I'm sorry! 31 00:01:28,067 --> 00:01:29,097 Mordecai! 32 00:01:29,097 --> 00:01:32,198 Yeah, you know, I came up with the name Morde-shakes. 33 00:01:32,198 --> 00:01:34,569 - So technically— Morde-shakes are canceled. Good night Eileen. 34 00:01:34,569 --> 00:01:35,389 Wait, what? 35 00:01:35,389 --> 00:01:36,959 I need to talk to you. Come on! 36 00:01:38,600 --> 00:01:39,890 Uh... good night? 37 00:01:41,291 --> 00:01:44,562 Oh man, this is bad. This is really bad. 38 00:01:44,562 --> 00:01:45,552 Dude, what is it? 39 00:01:45,552 --> 00:01:46,832 I kissed Margaret. 40 00:01:48,313 --> 00:01:50,433 Whoa, I own Muscle Man so much money. 41 00:01:51,053 --> 00:01:52,364 I'm such an idiot. 42 00:01:52,364 --> 00:01:54,284 But that's what you wanted, what's the problem? 43 00:01:54,284 --> 00:01:56,965 Did you have bad breath, or something? 44 00:01:57,815 --> 00:01:59,546 I did! 45 00:01:59,546 --> 00:02:01,936 Seriously? You didn't check first? 46 00:02:01,936 --> 00:02:03,147 I was in the moment. 47 00:02:03,147 --> 00:02:04,887 You gotta pack a mint, bro. 48 00:02:05,987 --> 00:02:08,028 That was our first kiss, and I blew it. 49 00:02:08,258 --> 00:02:10,299 I'm never gonna be able to face her again. 50 00:02:10,349 --> 00:02:11,929 I wish I could just take it back. 51 00:02:11,929 --> 00:02:14,340 Sounds like you need a Time Machine. 52 00:02:15,110 --> 00:02:16,600 Ha, yeah, I wish. 53 00:02:17,360 --> 00:02:19,001 Wait, you mean you still have it? 54 00:02:19,001 --> 00:02:21,392 Oh, you mean the Time Machine you said was a scam, 55 00:02:21,392 --> 00:02:23,132 and a waste of money. 56 00:02:23,162 --> 00:02:26,413 Well yeah, who sells a Time Machine for $15? 57 00:02:26,413 --> 00:02:27,313 It was on sale. 58 00:02:27,313 --> 00:02:28,413 So, can I still use it? 59 00:02:28,413 --> 00:02:30,224 Only if you admit you actually think it's really cool. 60 00:02:30,224 --> 00:02:32,915 Dude, quit messing around. My life is on the line. 61 00:02:32,915 --> 00:02:34,675 Okay okay geez. 62 00:02:39,286 --> 00:02:41,877 That's it? It looks kinda junky. 63 00:02:41,877 --> 00:02:43,498 Oh, so I guess you don't wanna use it then. 64 00:02:43,498 --> 00:02:45,518 No no, I'm sorry. How does it work? 65 00:02:45,548 --> 00:02:47,008 I don't know. I never used it before. 66 00:02:47,989 --> 00:02:48,799 Gimme. 67 00:02:50,399 --> 00:02:51,620 Where's the on switch? 68 00:02:51,620 --> 00:02:52,770 Dude, you're gonna break it. 69 00:02:52,770 --> 00:02:55,011 I just wanna go back to 15 minutes ago. 70 00:03:00,532 --> 00:03:01,482 Where are we? 71 00:03:01,482 --> 00:03:03,243 This thing just sent us outside. 72 00:03:03,243 --> 00:03:04,343 No dude, look. 73 00:03:04,743 --> 00:03:05,834 There we are. 74 00:03:05,834 --> 00:03:08,634 Your really gonna load up on desert after that Chili-dog incident. 75 00:03:08,634 --> 00:03:10,335 Whoa, this is weird. 76 00:03:10,335 --> 00:03:11,825 Shoot. Here I come. 77 00:03:15,456 --> 00:03:16,607 Well, do something. 78 00:03:16,607 --> 00:03:18,137 - Like what? - I don't know. 79 00:03:18,497 --> 00:03:20,167 I can't just barge in there. 80 00:03:20,167 --> 00:03:21,538 Well, here comes Margaret. 81 00:03:22,878 --> 00:03:24,659 Look at how nervous you look. 82 00:03:24,699 --> 00:03:27,700 Hey baby, can you help me find what I'm looking for? 83 00:03:27,830 --> 00:03:28,830 Okay. 84 00:03:28,830 --> 00:03:29,730 Dude, quit it. 85 00:03:31,321 --> 00:03:32,391 What happened? 86 00:03:32,391 --> 00:03:33,471 I didn't touch it. 87 00:03:33,541 --> 00:03:36,952 - Man, must be kinda glitchy. - That's what you get for $15. 88 00:03:36,952 --> 00:03:40,573 Hey, but it worked! I can't believe it! Let me see for a sec. 89 00:03:42,093 --> 00:03:43,694 Go back two months ago. 90 00:03:45,584 --> 00:03:46,975 Awesome! 91 00:03:46,975 --> 00:03:48,375 Dude, Quit fooling around! 92 00:03:48,475 --> 00:03:51,366 Ok, so what's a fast way we would can fix my bad breath in the past? 93 00:03:51,366 --> 00:03:53,266 So when I'll kiss Margaret it's not bad. 94 00:03:53,296 --> 00:03:55,657 I told you man, Mints. 95 00:03:55,657 --> 00:03:59,468 Okay, yeah. We'll go back earlier in the night, and give my past self a mint. 96 00:04:00,088 --> 00:04:01,319 Two hours ago. 97 00:04:08,411 --> 00:04:09,801 You got those mints? 98 00:04:10,701 --> 00:04:14,422 I gotta get out of that place! I gotta get out of that crime town! 99 00:04:16,173 --> 00:04:17,063 What the...? 100 00:04:19,844 --> 00:04:21,244 Dude, this not gonna work. 101 00:04:21,244 --> 00:04:22,905 Well, I don't want me to see me. 102 00:04:22,905 --> 00:04:24,655 - Here. - Rigby, wait! 103 00:04:26,165 --> 00:04:27,456 Psst, hey, Mordecai. 104 00:04:28,116 --> 00:04:30,837 - Dude, you want some mints? - What? No dude. Shush. 105 00:04:30,997 --> 00:04:32,937 C'mon, they're really good. Here, take a couple. 106 00:04:32,937 --> 00:04:34,368 - Dude, Quit it! - Just take 'em! 107 00:04:34,368 --> 00:04:35,298 Stop! 108 00:04:36,288 --> 00:04:37,068 Mordecai! 109 00:04:37,068 --> 00:04:38,599 Dude, we're trying to watch the movie! 110 00:04:38,599 --> 00:04:40,429 Yeah, then you stop trying to... wait. 111 00:04:42,640 --> 00:04:44,140 Why wouldn't I just take a mint? 112 00:04:44,140 --> 00:04:45,031 I don't know man. 113 00:04:45,031 --> 00:04:47,761 But you wouldn't need a mint, if you haven't eaten that Chili-Dog earlier. 114 00:04:47,761 --> 00:04:49,962 That's it! I'll just stop myself from eating it. 115 00:04:52,873 --> 00:04:53,513 Shoot. 116 00:04:54,113 --> 00:04:55,323 I'm about to order. 117 00:04:55,753 --> 00:04:57,484 Ugh, if only that truck wasn't there. 118 00:04:57,484 --> 00:04:59,244 You got it. Follow me. 119 00:04:59,744 --> 00:05:00,815 You know what you want? 120 00:05:00,815 --> 00:05:03,546 Yeah, let me get a sloppy dan dog, with extra onions. 121 00:05:03,546 --> 00:05:06,456 - Extra? You sure? - Yeah. Pile 'em on. 122 00:05:06,456 --> 00:05:08,367 One sloopy dan with—. What the—? 123 00:05:13,668 --> 00:05:15,309 What? Five-second rule. 124 00:05:15,769 --> 00:05:17,699 That was really gross. 125 00:05:17,819 --> 00:05:18,850 See, I told you. 126 00:05:20,240 --> 00:05:21,640 What's wrong with me? 127 00:05:21,640 --> 00:05:24,091 Yeah man, I can't believe Margaret let you kiss her. 128 00:05:24,091 --> 00:05:24,841 Quiet! 129 00:05:24,921 --> 00:05:28,522 If only I eaten something earlier, I wouldn't even wanted that dumb Chili-Dog. 130 00:05:29,303 --> 00:05:30,583 Seven hours ago. 131 00:05:32,883 --> 00:05:36,234 Hey, saved you guys the last piece of apple pie. 132 00:05:36,234 --> 00:05:37,035 No thanks. 133 00:05:37,035 --> 00:05:39,095 Yeah, we're saving room for Chili-Dogs tonight. 134 00:05:39,175 --> 00:05:39,925 Okay. 135 00:05:42,976 --> 00:05:45,117 Margaret, we'll take that pie after all. 136 00:05:45,127 --> 00:05:45,897 Sure. 137 00:05:47,668 --> 00:05:48,438 Here you go. 138 00:05:48,438 --> 00:05:50,228 What? We said no. 139 00:05:50,798 --> 00:05:53,079 Yeah Chili-Dogs tonight, remember? 140 00:05:54,099 --> 00:05:56,070 Sorry, its been a long day. 141 00:05:57,030 --> 00:05:58,310 Margaret, where's the pie. 142 00:05:58,310 --> 00:06:00,481 Can we get some sandwiches too, with fries? 143 00:06:00,521 --> 00:06:01,511 Sure thing. 144 00:06:01,781 --> 00:06:02,882 Here's your food. 145 00:06:02,882 --> 00:06:04,452 The fries will be out in a minute. 146 00:06:04,482 --> 00:06:06,633 Uh, are you feeling alright? 147 00:06:06,633 --> 00:06:09,413 Come on guys, if you're messing with me, it's not funny. 148 00:06:09,603 --> 00:06:11,254 We're not! I swear! 149 00:06:11,254 --> 00:06:13,394 Great. Now Margaret's mad at me. 150 00:06:13,394 --> 00:06:15,285 I guess you're just desit to ruin your chances with her. 151 00:06:15,285 --> 00:06:16,355 I'm not giving up. 152 00:06:16,485 --> 00:06:18,706 There's got to be a way to fix my bad breath. 153 00:06:28,269 --> 00:06:31,729 Aw yeah. That's what the ladies like. 154 00:06:32,970 --> 00:06:34,310 Grab the mouthwash! 155 00:06:35,460 --> 00:06:36,781 Rigby? What? 156 00:06:38,411 --> 00:06:39,462 OPEN YOUR MOUTH! 157 00:06:39,922 --> 00:06:41,412 It's for your own good! 158 00:06:43,263 --> 00:06:45,383 What the heck? Get off man! 159 00:06:45,953 --> 00:06:46,964 Oh man... 160 00:06:46,964 --> 00:06:47,944 This can't be good. 161 00:06:47,944 --> 00:06:49,854 Wait. Who are you guys? 162 00:06:49,874 --> 00:06:51,155 We're from the future. 163 00:06:51,155 --> 00:06:53,725 Oh no. Where am I? What year is this? 164 00:06:53,725 --> 00:06:55,996 Relax, it's the same day, just later at night. 165 00:06:55,996 --> 00:06:59,057 Well, take me back. I don't want to cease to exist or something. 166 00:06:59,057 --> 00:07:02,778 Wait, if we remove me from the past, does that me I'm gonna disappear? 167 00:07:02,778 --> 00:07:04,648 I don't know. I'm not an expert on time travel. 168 00:07:04,648 --> 00:07:05,899 Just tell him what's up? 169 00:07:05,899 --> 00:07:08,109 Okay, look, we finally kiss Margaret tonight. 170 00:07:08,109 --> 00:07:09,760 What? No way. 171 00:07:09,760 --> 00:07:11,760 No really, but it's bad. 172 00:07:11,760 --> 00:07:13,761 We had bad breath, and she pushed us away, 173 00:07:13,761 --> 00:07:15,311 and it was really embarrassing. 174 00:07:15,361 --> 00:07:18,312 So Rigby, and I were traveling back in time to fix it. 175 00:07:18,312 --> 00:07:20,103 Wait, don't tell me your actually trying to 176 00:07:20,103 --> 00:07:22,633 use that "time machine" Rigby was scamming to buying. 177 00:07:22,633 --> 00:07:24,584 It wasn't a scam, it really works. 178 00:07:24,584 --> 00:07:27,445 Whatever. All I know is guys from the future lie. 179 00:07:27,445 --> 00:07:29,085 Remember that lip syncing fiasco? 180 00:07:29,085 --> 00:07:30,245 But this is different. 181 00:07:30,245 --> 00:07:32,456 And what's this "we" kiss Margaret business? 182 00:07:32,456 --> 00:07:33,806 I haven't kissed Margaret yet. 183 00:07:33,806 --> 00:07:35,807 Just because you messed up, doesn't mean I'm gonna. 184 00:07:35,807 --> 00:07:37,247 Dude, that's not how it works. 185 00:07:37,247 --> 00:07:40,068 No dude, just stop trying to block my lip-lock. 186 00:07:40,168 --> 00:07:41,548 Gimme that piece of junk. 187 00:07:41,939 --> 00:07:42,589 Wait. 188 00:07:42,589 --> 00:07:44,739 Don't worry. He's not gonna figure out how to use it. 189 00:07:44,739 --> 00:07:46,120 Take me back to this morning. 190 00:07:47,890 --> 00:07:49,721 Well, I guess he's smarter than you somehow. 191 00:07:49,721 --> 00:07:51,281 Agh, great. 192 00:07:51,321 --> 00:07:53,962 Well that's it then. We lost the time machine. 193 00:07:54,062 --> 00:07:56,572 I can't believe I have to live with this kiss. 194 00:07:56,572 --> 00:07:58,193 Never say never, man. 195 00:07:58,193 --> 00:07:59,673 I didn't say never. 196 00:07:59,673 --> 00:08:02,434 Who's your best friend? 197 00:08:02,454 --> 00:08:04,055 What are you talking about? 198 00:08:07,045 --> 00:08:08,406 What, how? 199 00:08:08,406 --> 00:08:10,926 Dude, remember when I sent myself back two months ago? 200 00:08:10,926 --> 00:08:12,237 You thought I was fooling around, 201 00:08:12,237 --> 00:08:15,057 but I went back and bought a second time machine. 202 00:08:15,057 --> 00:08:16,498 Rigby, you're a genius. 203 00:08:16,498 --> 00:08:18,498 Yeah, I saved three bucks with the double order. 204 00:08:18,498 --> 00:08:19,629 All right, come on. 205 00:08:19,629 --> 00:08:21,669 We got to stop me before it's to late. 206 00:08:21,669 --> 00:08:22,770 Back to this morning. 207 00:09:05,141 --> 00:09:07,142 Dude! Stop! We're trying to help you! 208 00:09:07,142 --> 00:09:09,752 Yeah right. You can't keep me from kissing Margaret. 209 00:09:09,752 --> 00:09:11,593 Whatever dude, It's not like your never figure out 210 00:09:11,593 --> 00:09:13,773 I kissed her in the car at 11:55. 211 00:09:14,124 --> 00:09:15,324 Dude, what are you doing? 212 00:09:15,324 --> 00:09:16,274 I have a plan. 213 00:09:16,274 --> 00:09:19,055 Shoot, I can't believe I just gave that away. 214 00:09:19,055 --> 00:09:20,485 I'm such an idiot. 215 00:09:21,145 --> 00:09:22,556 11:55! 216 00:09:34,019 --> 00:09:37,380 Hey sorry man, but you ain't getting my kiss tonight. 217 00:09:37,770 --> 00:09:39,450 Oh, hey Margaret, what's up? 218 00:09:40,041 --> 00:09:41,541 Just stay away from me! 219 00:09:42,911 --> 00:09:44,142 Okay Rigby quick, 220 00:09:44,142 --> 00:09:47,142 go back to the present, and remember to destroy the Time machine. 221 00:09:47,142 --> 00:09:49,393 Yeah, fine. But you own me 27 bucks. 222 00:09:49,393 --> 00:09:51,104 Well, you will own me I guess. 223 00:09:51,094 --> 00:09:52,424 Back to the present. 224 00:10:07,098 --> 00:10:07,828 What's up? 225 00:10:07,848 --> 00:10:10,669 I, uh, I can't find my wallet. 226 00:10:10,719 --> 00:10:11,989 Oh, let's see... 227 00:10:14,890 --> 00:10:16,370 Did you check the glove compartment? 228 00:10:16,370 --> 00:10:18,951 Yeah I checked there... already. 229 00:10:32,495 --> 00:10:34,135 Oh, found it. 230 00:10:34,625 --> 00:10:36,806 Oh, great. That's great. 231 00:10:36,806 --> 00:10:38,266 - I'm glad you— - So, anyway do you— 232 00:10:39,377 --> 00:10:40,597 What to head inside? 233 00:10:40,597 --> 00:10:41,397 Sure. 234 00:10:42,017 --> 00:10:43,838 Who's ready for Morde-shakes? 235 00:10:43,838 --> 00:10:45,218 Yeah, took you long enough. 236 00:10:45,218 --> 00:10:46,829 You have no idea. 237 00:10:46,939 --> 00:10:47,859 Come on. 238 00:10:47,929 --> 00:10:50,280 You know, I came up with the name Morde-shakes. 239 00:10:50,280 --> 00:10:51,680 Yeah-yeah.