1 00:00:28,820 --> 00:00:31,340 Man, I can't wait to get to the party. 2 00:00:31,520 --> 00:00:34,700 It's going to be all like "What's up, Mr. President?" 3 00:00:37,000 --> 00:00:40,680 You know who else is like "What's up, Mr. President?" 4 00:00:40,920 --> 00:00:42,260 My mom! 5 00:00:42,260 --> 00:00:43,660 Muscle Man, enough. 6 00:00:43,940 --> 00:00:45,660 Do you think they'll have snacks? 7 00:00:45,920 --> 00:00:48,060 It's the biggest Halloween party in town, Pops. 8 00:00:48,060 --> 00:00:49,520 They'll have all the candy you can eat. 9 00:00:49,640 --> 00:00:52,300 Yeah, but all the good stuff will be gone before will get there! 10 00:00:52,300 --> 00:00:53,740 This drive is taking forever! 11 00:00:53,840 --> 00:00:56,140 The map says it should be right around here. 12 00:00:56,340 --> 00:00:58,620 Stop reading the map wrong, Thomas! 13 00:00:58,840 --> 00:01:00,120 You're gonna get us lost! 14 00:01:00,260 --> 00:01:01,500 I don't even have the map! 15 00:01:01,720 --> 00:01:03,080 You shut it, Thomas! 16 00:01:03,180 --> 00:01:05,080 What did I tell you about talking to me? 17 00:01:05,080 --> 00:01:07,460 Leave him alone, Muscle Man, he's just an intern. 18 00:01:07,660 --> 00:01:09,460 It's bad enough he doesn't get paid. 19 00:01:09,460 --> 00:01:11,120 Wait, you guys are getting paid? 20 00:01:11,200 --> 00:01:13,600 Benson, you sure you know where we're going? 21 00:01:13,760 --> 00:01:15,600 I haven't seen a house for miles! 22 00:01:15,680 --> 00:01:17,600 It's fine, I know what I'm doing. 23 00:01:19,940 --> 00:01:22,100 I'm dying of boredom back here. 24 00:01:22,100 --> 00:01:25,380 We could pass the time with a game of "I Spy". 25 00:01:25,500 --> 00:01:27,640 No way. You got carsick the last time we played that. 26 00:01:27,640 --> 00:01:32,140 I know! How about some scary stories? 27 00:01:32,140 --> 00:01:32,900 Yeah-yuh! 28 00:01:33,020 --> 00:01:34,900 No. Pops can't handle it. 29 00:01:34,900 --> 00:01:38,060 Oh nonsense, I'll be fine. 30 00:01:38,060 --> 00:01:41,720 Okay. But if he gets scared, you two are in serious trouble. 31 00:01:41,720 --> 00:01:42,400 Yeah, yeah. 32 00:01:42,400 --> 00:01:45,500 All right. It all started at the Bowling Alley 33 00:01:45,500 --> 00:01:47,460 on a dark and stormy night. 34 00:01:51,860 --> 00:01:53,440 That's game! 35 00:01:55,540 --> 00:01:59,460 Yeah, you show them how you roll them, Mordy. Heyyyyy! 36 00:02:00,380 --> 00:02:02,640 Yeah, thanks, Uncle Steve. 37 00:02:02,640 --> 00:02:06,640 Man, forget this! You already won three games in a row! 38 00:02:06,800 --> 00:02:10,920 Plus, your weirdo uncle is making me uncomfortable with his lame tie. 39 00:02:11,080 --> 00:02:12,920 Just dressing for the occasion, man, 40 00:02:13,120 --> 00:02:15,040 don't act like you're jealous of this. 41 00:02:15,860 --> 00:02:17,560 Come on, Fives, let's bail. 42 00:02:17,660 --> 00:02:19,120 Yeah, let's go, Mordecai. 43 00:02:19,120 --> 00:02:21,120 Aw, come on, one more game. 44 00:02:21,120 --> 00:02:23,320 Or are you guys afraid to lose? 45 00:02:23,320 --> 00:02:24,800 No way, bro. Oh, it is on. 46 00:02:26,460 --> 00:02:28,460 Uncle Steve, you down to play another game? 47 00:02:28,460 --> 00:02:31,700 I don't know Mordy, I'm kinda low on fundage. 48 00:02:32,040 --> 00:02:33,500 This tie wasn't cheap, you know. 49 00:02:33,500 --> 00:02:35,640 It's cool, Uncle Steve, I got five bucks. 50 00:02:35,820 --> 00:02:38,060 Oh no, Mordy, I couldn't. 51 00:02:38,060 --> 00:02:40,160 Don't worry about it, you can pay me back later. 52 00:02:40,320 --> 00:02:41,460 I know you're good for it. 53 00:02:41,460 --> 00:02:43,600 Okay, I promise I'll get you back. 54 00:02:44,040 --> 00:02:46,440 Yeah-a, game on! 55 00:02:50,960 --> 00:02:52,540 Oh no, my tie! 56 00:02:52,540 --> 00:02:53,920 Uncle Steve! 57 00:03:00,100 --> 00:03:01,840 I can't believe he's gone. 58 00:03:02,420 --> 00:03:03,580 This is all my fault! 59 00:03:03,780 --> 00:03:06,380 If I hadn't pressured everybody to play that extra game, 60 00:03:06,560 --> 00:03:08,220 my uncle would still be alive. 61 00:03:08,380 --> 00:03:10,120 Ah, don't talk like that man. 62 00:03:10,120 --> 00:03:11,760 Life just does its thing, you know? 63 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:14,040 If I were you, I'll be more upset about losing the five bucks. 64 00:03:15,000 --> 00:03:16,460 Not helping, dude. 65 00:03:20,060 --> 00:03:23,540 My fault... It's all my fault. 66 00:03:32,800 --> 00:03:34,340 Uncle Steve! 67 00:03:34,580 --> 00:03:39,400 Mordy, why did you have to play another game! 68 00:03:39,400 --> 00:03:41,120 No! 69 00:03:43,660 --> 00:03:44,360 Rigby? 70 00:04:04,080 --> 00:04:05,340 Get a hold of yourself, Mordecai, 71 00:04:05,800 --> 00:04:07,480 all the guilt is making you see things. 72 00:04:08,160 --> 00:04:10,880 It's not real, it's not real 73 00:04:21,940 --> 00:04:24,300 Rigby, I can't stop seeing my dead uncle! 74 00:04:24,300 --> 00:04:25,660 Ahh. Me either. 75 00:04:26,140 --> 00:04:27,820 Mordy... 76 00:04:33,920 --> 00:04:36,180 Dude! I thought your uncle was dead! 77 00:04:36,180 --> 00:04:36,920 He is! 78 00:04:40,460 --> 00:04:41,220 Mordy! 79 00:04:44,600 --> 00:04:45,560 Did we lose him? 80 00:04:57,920 --> 00:04:59,940 Mordy, hey I bet you thought I forgot. 81 00:05:00,080 --> 00:05:01,600 Well here you go. 82 00:05:02,560 --> 00:05:03,960 Dude, it's your five bucks! 83 00:05:03,960 --> 00:05:05,480 Hey, a promise is a promise. 84 00:05:06,360 --> 00:05:07,480 Uh, thanks, Uncle Steve. 85 00:05:07,560 --> 00:05:09,760 Ah, no problem. Take care now. 86 00:05:12,760 --> 00:05:14,220 The end. 87 00:05:14,580 --> 00:05:16,080 What's wrong with you! 88 00:05:16,080 --> 00:05:16,540 What? 89 00:05:16,660 --> 00:05:17,880 Just look at Pops! 90 00:05:18,180 --> 00:05:22,100 Oh, it's all right, I'm fine really. 91 00:05:23,380 --> 00:05:26,060 Pops, chill. It's just the phone. 92 00:05:26,060 --> 00:05:28,060 I'm gonna take this. Hello? 93 00:05:28,060 --> 00:05:28,820 Mordecai! 94 00:05:28,820 --> 00:05:30,160 Oh, hey Margaret. 95 00:05:30,160 --> 00:05:32,660 We just got to the party. Are you inside? 96 00:05:32,660 --> 00:05:35,840 No, actually we're still driving. We got a little lost. 97 00:05:36,140 --> 00:05:38,180 Ahh man, that's a bummer. 98 00:05:38,400 --> 00:05:41,200 It's cool though, we've been telling scary stories. 99 00:05:41,420 --> 00:05:45,440 Hey, I've got a good one, put me on speaker phone. 100 00:05:45,620 --> 00:05:47,200 Hey, Margaret's gonna tell a story. 101 00:05:47,840 --> 00:05:49,860 It'd better not be scary! 102 00:05:49,960 --> 00:05:51,360 Don't worry, it's a funny one. 103 00:05:51,620 --> 00:05:55,640 It all started we were getting into the cart to go to a Halloween movie. 104 00:05:55,940 --> 00:06:00,300 Aw yeah-a! Halloween movie time. 105 00:06:00,300 --> 00:06:01,120 Shotgun! 106 00:06:01,940 --> 00:06:03,120 What do you think you're doing? 107 00:06:03,120 --> 00:06:04,220 Going to the movies. 108 00:06:04,460 --> 00:06:06,540 No you're not, we need that cart 109 00:06:06,540 --> 00:06:08,800 to patrol delinquents T.P'ing the park. 110 00:06:09,100 --> 00:06:10,500 But Margaret's car is in the shop. 111 00:06:10,500 --> 00:06:11,860 How are we gonna get to the theater? 112 00:06:12,080 --> 00:06:12,960 Not my problem. 113 00:06:13,460 --> 00:06:15,520 Trick or treat, losers. 114 00:06:15,520 --> 00:06:16,860 Yeah, trick or treat, losers. 115 00:06:16,860 --> 00:06:17,520 Let's roll. 116 00:06:20,360 --> 00:06:21,140 I guess that's it. 117 00:06:21,320 --> 00:06:23,260 There's no way we'll make it there in time now. 118 00:06:23,260 --> 00:06:24,880 What? We can't give up yet. 119 00:06:24,880 --> 00:06:26,660 Yeah, I'll call a taxi. 120 00:06:26,740 --> 00:06:27,700 There's still some time. 121 00:06:27,960 --> 00:06:29,180 We'll probably just miss the previews. 122 00:06:29,360 --> 00:06:31,680 Thank you. They said ten minutes. 123 00:06:33,380 --> 00:06:34,340 That was fast. 124 00:06:34,340 --> 00:06:35,680 I thought you said you called a taxi. 125 00:06:36,920 --> 00:06:37,800 Need a ride? 126 00:06:38,240 --> 00:06:40,760 Uh, could you takes to the movie theater downtown? 127 00:06:40,760 --> 00:06:43,360 We'll take you wherever you need to go. 128 00:06:43,560 --> 00:06:47,280 Climb aboard the party bus, and join the party. 129 00:06:47,360 --> 00:06:48,040 Cool! 130 00:06:49,540 --> 00:06:51,540 See, nothing to worry about. 131 00:06:51,540 --> 00:06:52,100 Yeah. 132 00:07:07,020 --> 00:07:11,360 Welcome, fellow citizens, to the party bus! 133 00:07:11,420 --> 00:07:13,020 Party bus! 134 00:07:15,780 --> 00:07:16,500 Sweet! 135 00:07:24,580 --> 00:07:25,460 Margaret! 136 00:07:25,680 --> 00:07:27,180 This is crazy! 137 00:07:27,180 --> 00:07:28,440 I know, right? 138 00:07:30,520 --> 00:07:31,600 Come on! 139 00:07:33,500 --> 00:07:35,720 There's some great costumes in here! 140 00:07:35,720 --> 00:07:37,900 Yeah, there must have been a huge sale 141 00:07:37,900 --> 00:07:39,240 on white wigs or something. 142 00:07:40,280 --> 00:07:40,820 Soda? 143 00:07:40,820 --> 00:07:46,060 Thanks. Mordecai, look! Are they all right? 144 00:07:46,300 --> 00:07:50,020 Oh, yeah, they're cool. Just partied a little too hard, I guess. 145 00:07:52,000 --> 00:07:54,020 Party bus! Party bus! 146 00:07:54,020 --> 00:07:56,540 Yeah! See? Isn't this great? 147 00:07:56,540 --> 00:07:58,760 You're right. Party bus! 148 00:08:09,060 --> 00:08:11,660 Hey! He's passing the movie theater. 149 00:08:11,740 --> 00:08:14,860 Driver, stop the bus! Let us off! Stop the bus! 150 00:08:17,160 --> 00:08:20,500 Ugh. Mordecai, the bus isn't stopping! 151 00:08:21,140 --> 00:08:27,140 You can't stop now, the party's just getting started. 152 00:08:27,140 --> 00:08:28,720 You don't look so good, man. 153 00:08:28,720 --> 00:08:30,540 Yeah, how long have you been here? 154 00:08:30,620 --> 00:08:33,440 Fifteen... minutes. 155 00:08:36,820 --> 00:08:39,640 Those weren't white wigs, everybody's getting older! 156 00:08:40,060 --> 00:08:41,540 Mordecai, your face! 157 00:08:41,540 --> 00:08:42,560 What? Huh? 158 00:08:43,320 --> 00:08:44,860 You're getting older! 159 00:08:44,860 --> 00:08:45,680 So are you! 160 00:08:50,960 --> 00:08:52,500 We need to get off this bus now! 161 00:08:52,900 --> 00:08:54,500 Stop the bus, stop the bus! 162 00:08:54,680 --> 00:08:57,680 You can't stop the party bus once it's started. 163 00:08:57,680 --> 00:08:59,000 Right, everybody? 164 00:09:02,380 --> 00:09:05,500 What's that saying again? Party till you drop! 165 00:09:12,440 --> 00:09:13,580 Help me with the door. 166 00:09:18,100 --> 00:09:19,360 It won't open! 167 00:09:22,600 --> 00:09:23,580 Stop the bus! 168 00:09:28,820 --> 00:09:30,360 The brakes don't work! 169 00:09:30,540 --> 00:09:32,360 Try the emergency break! 170 00:09:42,880 --> 00:09:44,120 Well, at least we still—. 171 00:09:48,400 --> 00:09:49,920 Why did you put it in reverse? 172 00:09:50,040 --> 00:09:51,760 It was the only thing I could think of! 173 00:09:54,920 --> 00:09:55,720 Guys, look! 174 00:09:56,400 --> 00:09:57,740 We're getting younger! 175 00:10:02,100 --> 00:10:03,720 We gotta get off this bus! 176 00:10:03,860 --> 00:10:05,720 Guys look, an emergency hatch! 177 00:10:07,260 --> 00:10:09,240 Come on, everybody up! 178 00:10:16,720 --> 00:10:17,880 Now what? 179 00:10:18,600 --> 00:10:19,880 We gotta jump! 180 00:10:24,480 --> 00:10:26,320 We did it! We got off the party bus. 181 00:10:36,780 --> 00:10:38,840 Uh, was that supposed to be funny? 182 00:10:38,940 --> 00:10:41,600 Yeah, "The party's killer". Get it? 183 00:10:44,380 --> 00:10:46,300 Mordecai? You there? 184 00:10:46,460 --> 00:10:49,200 Um, I gotta go. I'll see you there. 185 00:10:49,860 --> 00:10:52,720 That's it, no more stories from anyone. 186 00:10:53,020 --> 00:10:53,940 Aw, what? 187 00:10:54,220 --> 00:10:56,520 Come on, Benson, don't act like this is our fault. 188 00:10:56,520 --> 00:10:57,820 If you haven't gotten us lost, 189 00:10:57,820 --> 00:10:59,820 we wouldn't be telling stories, now would we? 190 00:10:59,820 --> 00:11:02,380 DON'T MAKE ME MAKE SKIPS TURN THIS VAN AROUND! 191 00:11:02,520 --> 00:11:05,100 Skips, don't make Benson make you turn this van around! 192 00:11:05,100 --> 00:11:07,540 I have to go to this party, I just have to! 193 00:11:07,540 --> 00:11:09,180 Hey, knock it off or I'll—. 194 00:11:19,360 --> 00:11:21,020 I hope you two are proud of yourselves, 195 00:11:21,320 --> 00:11:23,680 look where your "scary stories" got us now! 196 00:11:23,680 --> 00:11:25,500 Hey! Skips should've watched where he was going! 197 00:11:25,500 --> 00:11:26,940 JUST GET IN THE TOW TRUCK! 198 00:11:27,100 --> 00:11:28,120 Okay! Okay! 199 00:11:28,800 --> 00:11:30,660 Listen, there's a party we need to get to, 200 00:11:30,660 --> 00:11:32,880 do you mind dropping us off? 201 00:11:33,340 --> 00:11:34,420 No problem, chief. 202 00:11:40,680 --> 00:11:43,360 This is going to take forever! Anyone got another story? 203 00:11:43,360 --> 00:11:45,100 Yeah-ah! 204 00:11:45,100 --> 00:11:47,940 Are you kidding me? We just got in an accident, 205 00:11:47,940 --> 00:11:51,120 Pops is scared half to death, and you want to tell more stories? 206 00:11:51,260 --> 00:11:54,560 Actually, I wouldn't mind hearing one more tale. 207 00:11:54,660 --> 00:11:56,560 Yeah, they've been pretty good. 208 00:11:56,560 --> 00:11:57,080 I'm down. 209 00:11:57,160 --> 00:11:59,820 It would be nice to hear one while I'm not driving. 210 00:12:00,160 --> 00:12:02,140 See, Benson, even Skips wants to hear one! 211 00:12:03,020 --> 00:12:06,100 Okay! Okay! Okay! You all just have to hear one more story? 212 00:12:06,220 --> 00:12:08,720 Fine! But this time I'm telling the story! 213 00:12:08,720 --> 00:12:09,540 Aw, what? 214 00:12:09,660 --> 00:12:13,760 Now pay attention, you just might learn something. 215 00:12:24,360 --> 00:12:25,560 Whoa, watch it! 216 00:12:25,560 --> 00:12:26,380 What's all this? 217 00:12:26,580 --> 00:12:29,260 You two are re-wallpapering the house today. 218 00:12:29,260 --> 00:12:30,340 Aw, what? 219 00:12:30,420 --> 00:12:31,480 Why? 220 00:12:31,660 --> 00:12:32,840 Because of that! 221 00:12:37,440 --> 00:12:38,760 Wait, how do you know it was us? 222 00:12:39,580 --> 00:12:42,540 Okay, okay, fine, we'll just patch up that one spot! 223 00:12:42,540 --> 00:12:45,720 No, you can't, because that wallpaper is discontinued, 224 00:12:46,040 --> 00:12:49,560 so you gotta do the whole house with this new stuff so it all matches! 225 00:12:49,860 --> 00:12:52,000 But we don't even know how to wallpaper walls! 226 00:12:52,180 --> 00:12:53,740 Just follow the instructions, 227 00:12:53,740 --> 00:12:56,020 and make it nice or you're doing it over again. 228 00:12:56,220 --> 00:12:57,900 You didn't have to throw the equipment at us! 229 00:12:58,020 --> 00:12:59,020 Yes, I did! 230 00:13:00,360 --> 00:13:02,860 No, no, no! Step 5A 231 00:13:02,980 --> 00:13:05,760 Smooth the glue paste before applying the paper, 232 00:13:05,760 --> 00:13:08,560 5B Smooth the paper and apply the glue paste. 233 00:13:08,780 --> 00:13:09,500 Wait, what? 234 00:13:10,060 --> 00:13:12,300 I don't know, man! These don't make any sense. 235 00:13:12,800 --> 00:13:14,060 I hate wallpapering! 236 00:13:14,320 --> 00:13:16,240 I just wish we could get someone else to do it. 237 00:13:17,260 --> 00:13:19,640 Do you hate wallpapering, trying to do it yourself, 238 00:13:19,640 --> 00:13:21,480 but the instructions just don't make sense? 239 00:13:21,760 --> 00:13:22,920 Did you turn on the TV? 240 00:13:23,040 --> 00:13:23,520 No. 241 00:13:23,520 --> 00:13:25,860 Hi, I'm Jan, the wallpaper man. 242 00:13:26,020 --> 00:13:29,040 I'm here to do away with all your wallpaper problems, 243 00:13:29,340 --> 00:13:31,040 and believe me, I've been there. 244 00:13:31,300 --> 00:13:33,480 Nobody likes wallpapering, not even me! 245 00:13:33,600 --> 00:13:35,480 I've just been doing it for over 40 years 246 00:13:35,480 --> 00:13:37,200 and have gotten pretty darn good at it, 247 00:13:37,400 --> 00:13:39,740 so let me deal with all the headaches for you. 248 00:13:40,020 --> 00:13:41,920 Yeah if only we had a million bucks! 249 00:13:42,040 --> 00:13:43,220 Now you're probably thinking 250 00:13:43,220 --> 00:13:45,220 "Yeah, if only we had a million bucks!" 251 00:13:45,340 --> 00:13:46,820 And normally, you'd be right! 252 00:13:46,940 --> 00:13:50,660 But with Jan the wallpaper man, the first job's free! 253 00:13:50,660 --> 00:13:52,060 What? 254 00:13:52,160 --> 00:13:55,100 That's right. I'll wallpaper your whole house for free, 255 00:13:55,100 --> 00:13:58,020 but in return I only ask that for your next wallpaper job, 256 00:13:58,020 --> 00:14:00,140 you call old Jan here first. 257 00:14:00,340 --> 00:14:03,080 A free job for first dibs on your second job, 258 00:14:03,220 --> 00:14:05,340 now that sounds like a good deal, right! 259 00:14:05,460 --> 00:14:08,700 So call 555-01WALLPAPERMAN 260 00:14:08,900 --> 00:14:11,140 and I'll wallpaper your house, I really will! 261 00:14:11,960 --> 00:14:13,860 Why is the TV in the hallway? 262 00:14:14,020 --> 00:14:16,240 Hey Muscle Man, do you ever order stuff off the TV? 263 00:14:16,240 --> 00:14:19,360 Oh for sure! Especially if it's a local business. 264 00:14:19,700 --> 00:14:22,720 I once bought some sweet old-replica hand grenades 265 00:14:22,860 --> 00:14:25,040 from this old army dude off the TV, 266 00:14:25,320 --> 00:14:27,940 and it turns out they were the real deal! 267 00:14:28,140 --> 00:14:29,680 What? No way! 268 00:14:29,680 --> 00:14:31,860 Remember when the shed exploded last week 269 00:14:31,860 --> 00:14:33,460 and I told you it was lightning? 270 00:14:33,460 --> 00:14:34,880 Yeah it wasn't even raining. 271 00:14:35,200 --> 00:14:39,240 Exactly. I'm getting a second shipment today. 272 00:14:39,480 --> 00:14:43,080 I'm telling you, local TV dudes always come through for you. 273 00:14:47,660 --> 00:14:49,700 Hi there. Jan the wallpaper man. 274 00:14:49,840 --> 00:14:51,560 Oh great. Come in, Come in. 275 00:14:51,560 --> 00:14:52,420 Well okay. 276 00:14:53,620 --> 00:14:55,820 So this is it, you'll do the whole house, right? 277 00:14:55,960 --> 00:14:56,720 For free, right? 278 00:14:56,840 --> 00:14:58,720 Yes, yes, the whole house for free. 279 00:14:58,720 --> 00:14:59,900 We don't even have to tip you? 280 00:15:00,020 --> 00:15:02,220 Nope, nope, nothing like that. I promise. 281 00:15:02,220 --> 00:15:03,320 Ha ha, great. 282 00:15:03,440 --> 00:15:04,800 And it's just you two here? 283 00:15:04,920 --> 00:15:07,020 Ah, no, there bunch of people out of this place. 284 00:15:07,100 --> 00:15:08,080 Should we clear everyone out? 285 00:15:08,180 --> 00:15:09,620 Oh, no, no, that's fine. 286 00:15:09,840 --> 00:15:11,160 I'll deal with them device even. 287 00:15:11,280 --> 00:15:13,300 Well, we got some important video games to play. 288 00:15:13,300 --> 00:15:14,060 So we'll leave you to it. 289 00:15:14,240 --> 00:15:18,520 Okay, thank you, sirs! I'll be done in no time. 290 00:15:26,420 --> 00:15:27,680 Let's take a break. 291 00:15:27,920 --> 00:15:29,680 I can't feel my thumbs. 292 00:15:31,120 --> 00:15:33,440 Let's go check and see that wallpaper guy's done. 293 00:15:35,940 --> 00:15:39,140 Nice! Check out this new wall shine. 294 00:15:39,380 --> 00:15:41,760 Dude, this is the best idea we've ever had. 295 00:15:41,900 --> 00:15:43,100 Let's check out the rest of our house. 296 00:15:44,280 --> 00:15:44,580 POPS! 297 00:15:48,460 --> 00:15:50,080 Stop! What are you doing? 298 00:15:52,560 --> 00:15:54,220 Are you okay? What happened? 299 00:15:55,180 --> 00:15:59,160 I don't know! I was just heading to the kitchen for an ice lolly 300 00:15:59,160 --> 00:16:01,160 when that man fell upon me. 301 00:16:01,400 --> 00:16:02,500 This guy must be nuts! 302 00:16:02,620 --> 00:16:04,500 We gotta get him outta here before Benson sees. 303 00:16:05,560 --> 00:16:06,180 Benson! 304 00:16:14,300 --> 00:16:15,480 What did that guy do? 305 00:16:15,480 --> 00:16:16,540 Help! 306 00:16:16,540 --> 00:16:17,020 Come on. 307 00:16:19,200 --> 00:16:19,900 Benson! 308 00:16:24,520 --> 00:16:24,960 Come on. 309 00:16:27,140 --> 00:16:28,300 We gotta go back. Go back! 310 00:16:36,780 --> 00:16:37,140 HEY! 311 00:16:38,420 --> 00:16:39,020 Help! 312 00:16:39,800 --> 00:16:40,900 Benson! 313 00:16:41,120 --> 00:16:43,260 Okay, you and Pops go find Benson. 314 00:16:43,260 --> 00:16:45,000 I'm going after the wallpaper man. 315 00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:45,720 Come on, Pops. 316 00:16:49,720 --> 00:16:50,800 HEY! STOP! 317 00:16:51,180 --> 00:16:53,160 Benson? Hello? 318 00:16:54,060 --> 00:16:56,260 Oh, I don't like this at all. 319 00:16:56,260 --> 00:16:57,480 Shh. Quiet, Pops. 320 00:16:57,480 --> 00:16:59,080 Help! 321 00:16:59,080 --> 00:17:00,340 Benson, we're coming! 322 00:17:06,800 --> 00:17:07,660 Whoa... 323 00:17:09,060 --> 00:17:09,860 We must be getting close. 324 00:17:10,140 --> 00:17:11,580 Benson! 325 00:17:12,820 --> 00:17:13,400 What the... 326 00:17:13,860 --> 00:17:14,900 We're getting nowhere! 327 00:17:14,900 --> 00:17:15,480 Look! 328 00:17:18,480 --> 00:17:20,560 I think it wants us to go this way. Come on. 329 00:17:21,720 --> 00:17:23,640 I think we're growing. 330 00:17:23,640 --> 00:17:26,780 No. The hall's getting smaller. What the...? 331 00:17:27,080 --> 00:17:29,560 It's an optical illusion. Go back. 332 00:17:30,520 --> 00:17:33,160 No, no, no! I can't stand small spaces! 333 00:17:33,360 --> 00:17:34,960 Okay, just calm down. 334 00:17:34,960 --> 00:17:36,340 I need air! I can't breathe! 335 00:17:36,340 --> 00:17:37,780 You can breathe. Don't panic! 336 00:17:37,880 --> 00:17:39,300 I need to get outta here! 337 00:17:40,420 --> 00:17:42,140 Aw, stop! Rigby! 338 00:17:47,080 --> 00:17:48,760 Help! 339 00:17:48,920 --> 00:17:51,000 Hold on, Benson! Come on, let's go. 340 00:17:59,500 --> 00:18:00,920 Are we still in the house? 341 00:18:00,920 --> 00:18:02,500 Hey! Help! 342 00:18:03,800 --> 00:18:04,900 Are you guys okay? 343 00:18:04,900 --> 00:18:08,580 Do we look okay? Hurry up and get us down from here. 344 00:18:08,580 --> 00:18:09,580 Who's that guy? 345 00:18:09,760 --> 00:18:12,200 I was just trying to deliver a package to Mitch Sorrenstein. 346 00:18:12,400 --> 00:18:13,700 I don't wanna die! 347 00:18:14,240 --> 00:18:15,120 Don't worry! we'll get... 348 00:18:15,800 --> 00:18:18,040 Let our friends go, and then get out of our house! 349 00:18:39,420 --> 00:18:40,060 Watch it! 350 00:18:48,420 --> 00:18:50,760 I'm free. Eat on that, you eight-legged— 351 00:18:53,100 --> 00:18:55,160 Whatever. That didn't even hurt. 352 00:18:55,360 --> 00:18:59,840 If your job was to kill people, you'd probably get fired. Heh heh. 353 00:18:59,860 --> 00:19:00,940 Huh? Wha...? 354 00:19:01,240 --> 00:19:04,060 Hey! Don't even think about eating me, bro! 355 00:19:05,340 --> 00:19:06,280 Muscle Man! 356 00:19:06,520 --> 00:19:08,940 Help us! What are you waiting for? 357 00:19:11,080 --> 00:19:12,720 My ankles! 358 00:19:13,660 --> 00:19:15,080 Uhh... My arm... 359 00:19:15,140 --> 00:19:16,080 Great rescue. 360 00:19:18,300 --> 00:19:20,900 You're gonna kill us before that spider gets the chance. 361 00:19:22,280 --> 00:19:24,300 Come on, let's go! We gotta get outta here! 362 00:19:24,300 --> 00:19:26,600 No, you don't! You two are staying here! 363 00:19:26,680 --> 00:19:27,200 What? 364 00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:29,500 You hired that thing. You fire it. 365 00:19:32,020 --> 00:19:33,620 That spider's gonna kill us! 366 00:19:33,780 --> 00:19:35,260 Not my problem! 367 00:19:36,840 --> 00:19:38,960 Okay! Listen up, Jan! 368 00:19:40,080 --> 00:19:41,000 You're fired! 369 00:19:42,280 --> 00:19:43,820 Dude, that was a metaphor! 370 00:19:43,820 --> 00:19:45,200 We need to stay and destroy him! 371 00:19:45,300 --> 00:19:46,160 What? Really? 372 00:19:52,020 --> 00:19:52,760 Now what? 373 00:19:52,840 --> 00:19:54,380 Dude, Muscle Man's package! 374 00:19:54,520 --> 00:19:56,380 What? Muscle Man's package? 375 00:19:56,500 --> 00:19:58,380 He was expecting a package of grenades! 376 00:19:58,520 --> 00:20:00,260 Just go get the box. I'll cover you. 377 00:20:08,120 --> 00:20:08,640 Got it! 378 00:20:09,080 --> 00:20:10,240 Open it! Open it! 379 00:20:10,360 --> 00:20:11,600 I can't... 380 00:20:12,220 --> 00:20:14,520 I can't... this stupid tape... There. 381 00:20:16,420 --> 00:20:17,960 Great! So, what's the plan now? 382 00:20:18,220 --> 00:20:19,960 And aren't these just replica grenades? 383 00:20:20,100 --> 00:20:22,680 No, Muscle Man said they were the real deal, remember? 384 00:20:22,680 --> 00:20:23,440 Oh, yeah! 385 00:20:23,520 --> 00:20:25,080 Quick, pull out all the pins! 386 00:20:27,820 --> 00:20:29,360 Special delivery. 387 00:20:27,820 --> 00:20:29,360 Time to redecorate. 388 00:20:29,620 --> 00:20:30,300 Wait, what? 389 00:20:30,440 --> 00:20:31,360 Time to redecorate. 390 00:20:30,460 --> 00:20:33,440 Time to redecorate. Because of all the wall— ahh, just throw it. 391 00:20:38,260 --> 00:20:39,300 Eat it, Jan! 392 00:20:40,980 --> 00:20:41,580 Hey, hold on. 393 00:20:41,720 --> 00:20:43,880 How far away are we supposed to be before these things go off? 394 00:20:44,160 --> 00:20:44,740 Wait, what? 395 00:20:50,840 --> 00:20:52,740 The end. 396 00:20:52,820 --> 00:20:54,440 Dude, that story was lame! 397 00:20:54,440 --> 00:20:56,440 Yeah, Benson, we're not even that dumb! 398 00:20:56,720 --> 00:20:58,580 It's my story! I'll tell it how I want it! 399 00:20:58,720 --> 00:21:01,060 Listen up, everyone. I got a story about Benson. 400 00:21:01,060 --> 00:21:03,480 No, you don't! No more stories, Rigby! 401 00:21:03,600 --> 00:21:05,480 Party is just up ahead, chief. 402 00:21:07,320 --> 00:21:09,700 Ha, great, see? We're almost there. 403 00:21:09,920 --> 00:21:10,940 Yeah, totally great. 404 00:21:11,020 --> 00:21:12,940 That means there's enough for me to tell the story 405 00:21:12,940 --> 00:21:14,560 to chose how dumb Benson is! 406 00:21:14,640 --> 00:21:17,400 No, there isn't! Story time is over, Rigby! 407 00:21:17,560 --> 00:21:19,880 Once upon a time, Benson's so dumb! 408 00:21:19,880 --> 00:21:20,900 No stories! 409 00:21:30,240 --> 00:21:31,020 Are you okay? 410 00:21:34,300 --> 00:21:36,700 Yeah, we're fine. Huh? 411 00:21:37,040 --> 00:21:40,460 Aw, what? We didn't survive the crash? 412 00:21:40,580 --> 00:21:41,220 I guess not. 413 00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:44,920 UNBELIEVEABLE! RIGBY, YOU'RE FIRED! 414 00:21:45,060 --> 00:21:48,960 You can't fire me, I'm dead! PARTY! 415 00:21:52,900 --> 00:21:54,680 Why do I even bother? 416 00:21:55,860 --> 00:21:57,080 You're coming in? 417 00:21:58,540 --> 00:21:59,580 Yeah, I guess.