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Alright, everyone.

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As you know, today is the annual pie contest.

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And, surprise, surprise,

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we're gonna do it the same as last year.

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Skips, you're on podium duty.

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Muscle Man and Hi Five Ghost,

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you guys go and set up the booths.

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Yeah! Later grandmas!

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Pops, you're in charge of decoration.

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Oh, rest assured, it will be a delight to the senses.

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I'll be in charge of judging the pie contest.

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Mordecai and Rigby, just go pick up garbage or something.

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Aw, what?

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Why do we always get the lame jobs?

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Yeah, why can't we judge the pies?

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Yeah right! You have no idea what it takes.

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Uh, I'm gonna guess eating a bunch of pies.

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No, it's not just eating a bunch of pies!

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Trust me on this, you're not ready.

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Come on, how hard can it be? I eat pies all the time.

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This isn't a game, Rigby.

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Dude, just give us a chance!

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You always give us jobs we hate.

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If you gave us a job we liked for once we might actually be good at it!

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I don't have time for this. Go pick up some trash or your fired.

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Wait!

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Let us be judges!

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You are actually willing to put yourselves in physical danger

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just so you can judge pies?

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Okay, fine.

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But I warned you.

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If you come to me wanting to quit, YOU'RE FIRED!

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Hey, Pops. What kind of pie did you make?

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This is my cherry tart!

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Put our your hand, put out your hand!

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This is great, Pops!

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I'm so glad to know it would be you two

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who will honor me with my tenth blue ribbon.

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Hang on, Pops, not so fast!

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There is a chance someone else's pie will win.

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Yeah, we can't make any promises.

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I understand.

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Then I guess blue ribbon number ten will just have to wait.

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So what do we have here?

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It's a rubarb tartlet.

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And you're gonna love it.

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Starla put her heart and soul into this pie.

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Didn't you, baby?

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Okay, judges, judge this!

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Now give her the blue ribbon, ladies.

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Um, we can't just give Starla the blue ribbon...

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If Starla's rubarb pie doesn't win,

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the next pie you taste will be thrown in a tube!

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Because you'll be in a hospital bed, hooked to life support!

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Oh, Mitch!

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Man, that was horrible!

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Judging's a lot harder than it looks.

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But not too hard to judge THAT pie!

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Ahhh, sick!

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I feel sorry for the apples that died to make this!

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I wonder what sort of loser made this loser pie.

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Mordecai! Rigby! Hey guys, wait up!

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Oh dude! How much do you want to bet this is Margaret's pie?

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Hey Margaret, how's it going?

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Ready to try my pie?

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We'd love to, 'cus we're judges...

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Oh, declicious!

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So what do you think? Here's my score card.

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I won't look right away if you don't want me to.

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Uhh.. huh... we forgot our pencils!

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Dude, judging BLOWS!

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I don't wanna tell people the truth about their pies!

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I know! If we don't pick Starla, Muscle Man is gonna freak out on us!

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I can't tell Margaret about her pie, she'll never talk to me again!

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And what about Pops?

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He almost cried and we actually liked his pie.

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Everyone's totally gonna hate us after this.

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Well, well, well.

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Sounds like pie judging is not as easy as you thought, is it?

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No, it's totally easy.

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Whoa, whoa, don't get all testy.

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What's that?

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Oh this, it's a piece of pie.

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You know what the best about cleaning is?

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You pretty much get to eat pie all day.

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I don't think I picked a single piece of trash yet.

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Yeah, judging was the worst.

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Telling people what I think about their pies,

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hurting their feelings, crushing their dreams.

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Well, just let me know when you guys wanna quit.

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Oh wait, you can't,

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because if you do, I get to fire you!

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Happy judging, fellas!

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I don't want to judge this contest anymore.

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I can it judge it for you.

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What? Who said that?

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I'm over here. Over by the trash can.

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Who are you?

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I'm Promise Pie.

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Cool. Talking pie.

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Dude, don't touch it.

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Wait, I can help you.

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How can you help us?

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I can help you pick the winner.

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- Really? - Oh yes,

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trust me, it will be as easy as pie.

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Yeah, we'll take a rain check on the talking pie advice.

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Come on, dude, we have to do this ourselves.

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There's gotta be a way to judge this competition without makin' everybody hate us!

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- Dude! - What?

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I know what we gotta do!

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Dude, what is it?

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Oh, man it's so simple!

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We just gotta give everyone a perfect score!

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What?

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Yeah, dude! If we give everyone a ten then everyone wins!

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And nobody hates us.

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Dude, that's actually a really good idea!

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Yeah, man everybody's gonna be pumped!

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Time to finish judging this contest right.

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Dude, we did it, we judged those pies in their faces!

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Yeah, we did!

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Perfect score! Perfect score! Perfect score!

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But, seriously, dude, we're never judging again.

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Yeah, man.

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Alright guys, let's go, it's time to pick a winner.

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Oh, it's cool, we gave everyone perfect scores, so it's a tie.

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It's totally a tie.

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No! It doesn't work that way!

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Wait, wha?

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In the event of a tie the judges have to pick a winner

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live in front of all the contestants.

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What?

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That's right, doesn't seem so easy anymore, does it?

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- Benson, You gotta help us! - No way!

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You wanted be judges, you get to be judges.

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- What do we do? - I don't know!

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I gotta think.

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Here's an idea,

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get out there and tell everybody the truth.

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Dude, we can't do that, everyone's gonna hate us!

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Well, we have to do something, if we quit Benson 'll fire us!

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Dude! The pie!

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No, we're not asking that guy for help.

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Do you wanna tell Margaret how bad her pie was?

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Well, well, well,

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look who's come crawlin' back.

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Can you really help us?

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Of course, I can!

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Just say the word and I'll make pickin' a winner as easy as pie.

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Okay, but can you stop talking like that?

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It's making me uncofortable.

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Yeah, me too.

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Oh, sure, I can use my natural voice.

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HOW'S THIS?

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Uh, probably better to go with the first voice.

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Look, just help us judge the contest.

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Not a problem.

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I'll call you to come out as soon as it's done.

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Oh, and one more thing,

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no matter what ya hear, don't come out 'till I say.

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What, why?

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JUST DON'T COME OUT 'TILL I SAY!

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Okay!

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Man, problem solved!

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Babe! Gimme—

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Promise Pie! What are you doing?

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I'M NARROWING DOWN THE COMPETITION,

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SO IT'LL BE EASIER FOR YOU TO JUDGE.

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MARGARET! NO!

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What've you done?

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I knew you guys wouldn't be able to judge pies!

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Was my pie so terribly bad that you couldn't judge it?

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POPS, NO!

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POPS, YOUR PIE WAS ONE OF THE BEST ONES WE TASTED!

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KEEP JUDGING!

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OKAY!

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I GUESS STARLA'S PIE WAS KIND OF OKAY.

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BE HONEST! YOU HAVE TO BE BRUTALLY HONEST!

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ALRIGHT, FINE!

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STARLA, YOUR PIE WAS GRITTY

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AND IT TASTED LIKE A SACK OF BUTT CHEEKS!

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It's working!

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SKIPS, NEXT TIME YOU BAKE, WEAR A HAIRNET, BRO!

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DEATH, THIS WAS TERRIBLE, STICK TO KILLING PEOPLE!

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HEY, DUDE WITH THE PIE GLASSES!

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THE ONLY THING MORE TASTELESS THAN YOUR GLASSES WAS YOUR PIE!

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SCABITHA,

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YOUR PIE WAS SOGGY, AND I FOUND A BANDAGE IN IT!

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MARGARET, YOUR PIE—!

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YOUR PIE!

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IT WAS THE WORST PIE I'VE EVER SEEN!

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SOMEHOW IT WAS BURNED AND RAW, IT TASTED LIKE BARF!

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Sorry, Margaret.

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Pops, your pie was the best,

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you're the clear winner!

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Yeah, here's your ribbon, man.

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Good Show! Jolly good show!

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What about me, fellas?

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What about you?

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I think it's time to put you back in the trash.

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MORDECAI! RIGBY!

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Benson, we're sorry!

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Yeah, at least we didn't give up, right?

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UNBELIEVABLE!

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Hey, man, we judged that pie contest.

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You're just mad we didn't quit and now you can't fire us!

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Oh, can't I?

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No, you can't!

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Yeah, I guess you're right.

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CLEAN UP THIS MESS, OR YOU'RE FIRED!

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You think there's any pie left?

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