Ah mon amor our love is like the sun bright and hot
but it burns everything it touches
But it longs for its destructive heat
My darling our love is too intense for us
to be together for an extended period of time
Only a part when we understand the depths of our love
Must you go?
I must and when I return after one weekend
our reunion will be awesome
How awesome will it be?
We can only find out after I return
This movie sucks!
It's called "The Longest Weekend"
I thought it was going to be about a party
Shhhhh
Adieu monamor
I can not leave you even for a weekend
"Fin"? Fin this!
Well that was a waste of money
"Longest Weekend"?
More like longest waste of time
I know that thing was like three hours long
Come on you guys you survived
Admit it that movie was terrible
Okay it was pretty bad
I thought it was a beautiful movie
it really spoke to me
The only thing speaking to me is my stomach
What's that boy? You want some chilli dogs?
Come on everyone let's go get some dogs
Wait a minute Mitch
Huh?
That movie made me wonder
if we're taking our love for granted
What are talking about babe?
Well we're too close
there's no space between us for our love to grow
We need to spend the weekend apart
to test the strength of our love
But babe we had plans to hang out all weekend
If we can't get through two days apart
how are going to stay together forever?
If we can't make it on our own
then we should break up
Uhh?
Don't you think our love is strong enough?
Yeah but—?
Then prove to me you love me
by staying away from me for a weekend
You know I'll do anything for you Starla
Perfect Then meet me at the clocktower Sunday at midnight
And not a moment before
Of course b—
Shhhh Adieu monamor
Adieu
Uhh are you sure this is a good idea Starla?
Of course it is Sometimes you got to put love to the test
Whoa harsh
Yeah are you going to be alright Muscle Man?
Pff I'll be fine
When it comes to the ladies
sometimes you just got to play the game
The game?
Yeah man When she says "Stay away" you stay away
I don't know dude
You two spend a lot of time together
Look who here knows more
about the ladies me or Single McSingleton?
Pff Alright Muscle Man good luck
Whatever losers I'm gonna get through this weekend no problem
And I'm gonna get through all by myself
Alright! Time to stay away from Starla the easy way
With television Click
Are you ready couch potatoes?
Yeah I'm ready!
It's time for " Couples Crush"
Their love is crushing all!
There're really goin' at it!
Oh man! Starla would love this!
Relax Muscle Man
You gotta give your lady her space
Mitch! Why aren't you calling to tell me about this?
Get it together man! Get it together
I miss you Mitch
Are you trying to ignore me?
NO!
Oh really? Then why haven't you called?
But you said if I did we'd have to break up!
Mitch! I didn't mean it
Call me!
Just pick up the phone!
Mitch I miss you!
Ch-ch-ch-chillin'!
Chillin' in the pool!
Ch-ch-ch-chillin'
Drinkin' sodas lookin' cool!
Ch-ch-ch-chillin'!
Paper bag and do it right!
Ch-ch-ch-chillin'!
Paper bag'll keep the soda cold all night!
Chillin'
Dudes!
Dudes I need your help!
Chill out Muscle Man
Yeah have a soda
Here ya go!
This isn't the time for soda!
This "Starla" thing is freaking me out!
I see her everywhere!
In my soup in my chicken nuggets
it's driving me crazy!
If I don't get some help I'm gonna call her
and she's gonna dump me!
Dude it's only for the weekend
We'll help you through this
You can count on us!
Thanks guys
Why hasn't Mitch called me yet?
Doesn't he love me?
Oh Starla Muscle Man totally loves you
Then why hasn't he called me yet?
Because you said if he did you'd dump him
Well I didn't mean it!
He should know the difference between
me meaning things and me not meaning things
Starla there's no way he can guess
what you're thinking all the time
That's impossible
It should be possible
Oh come on! If you miss him so much
why don't you just call him?
Because it's a test of our love!
Yo Rigby! Got any 3's?
Go Fish
I'll be in my trailer
I better take this
Hey Margaret! How's Starla?
Not so good
Muscle Man's not doing much better
This is so dumb
Yeah! I can't believe their doing this over a lame movie
I know! If two people like each other
they should just be together
Yeah! Like us Uh I mean if we liked each other
we would totally be together
and it wouldn't even be a big deal
I mean or if anyone liked each other
Are you feeling okay?
I'm fine I'm just tired
Talk to you later see you at midnight! Bye!
Is the perimeter secure?
Yeah I think Muscle Man's just takin' a nap
Well let's go see how he's doing
Muscle Man?
Yo Muscle Man
Hey man are you okay?
Did your hear me?
Starla! Starla!
We're gonna need some backup!
Starla!
Starla
Starla!
Alright dudes I know Muscle Man looks totally miserable
but we just have to keep watch over him til' midnight
Got it?
Got it!
I'll take first watch
Almost there Muscle Man
Only 15 minutes left to go
That's good
You think you could let me use the bathroom?
Sorry dude
Aw man You don't have to worry
I don't have any need to run away
Just let me hit the bathroom I gotta use it
Alright Just for a minute
In your face!
My lady's love gives me all the strength I need!
Code Red Code Red! We got a runner!
STARLA!
Muscle Man! Stop don't do it!
You have to wait!
I can't! Starla!
STARLA!
Don't cry Starla
Yeah you've only got 10 minutes left
Did you hear something?
I think so
MY BABY NEEDS ME!
Starla!
Starla! Starla!
Dude no!
Mitch!
Starla no!
Muscle Man don't do it! She'll break up with you!
30 more seconds!
You promised her you'd wait!
I've waited long enough!
I don't wanna wait anymore!
And I bet Starla doesn't wanna wait anymore either!
STARLA!
MITCH!
Thank you all for helpng me
It was totally worth waiting to prove our love
You guys are true friends
Thanks Muscle Man! It was noth—thing
We probably shoudn't invite them to the movies anymore
Good idea