1 00:00:11,610 --> 00:00:13,660 Dude, hurry! It's back, it's back! 2 00:00:14,520 --> 00:00:16,680 We now return you to 3 00:00:16,680 --> 00:00:19,350 "Fool Me Once, Shame on You, 4 00:00:19,350 --> 00:00:22,120 Fool Me Twice, I Punch Your Face!" 5 00:00:24,430 --> 00:00:25,640 I am Announcerbot! 6 00:00:26,250 --> 00:00:30,160 And now, heeere's Shinahara! 7 00:00:30,160 --> 00:00:31,950 Thank you, Announcerbot. 8 00:00:31,950 --> 00:00:35,630 I am Game Master Mitsugo Shinahara. 9 00:00:35,630 --> 00:00:40,400 And before the break, Clive, from the UK, fooled me once. 10 00:00:40,400 --> 00:00:43,810 SHAME! ON! YOU! 11 00:00:45,690 --> 00:00:47,150 What is this? 12 00:00:47,150 --> 00:00:48,200 A Japanese game show. 13 00:00:48,200 --> 00:00:50,500 ROUND TWO! 14 00:00:50,500 --> 00:00:53,560 Now Clive, try to fool me again! 15 00:00:53,560 --> 00:00:55,640 Well I'd like to, Shinahara-san, 16 00:00:55,640 --> 00:00:58,060 but you've got some food stuck between your teeth! 17 00:00:58,060 --> 00:01:01,010 Oh, Announcer Bot, please fetch a toothpick! 18 00:01:02,050 --> 00:01:02,990 Fooled you, mate! 19 00:01:03,640 --> 00:01:04,990 Yeah! 20 00:01:04,990 --> 00:01:09,180 You fooled me twice! 21 00:01:09,180 --> 00:01:10,090 Baka Blitz! 22 00:01:10,090 --> 00:01:11,360 Dude, he's a goner. 23 00:01:11,360 --> 00:01:13,510 Nobody's ever completed the Baka Blitz. 24 00:01:15,680 --> 00:01:20,520 You have ten minutes to reach goal and grab Mystery Prize, 25 00:01:20,520 --> 00:01:26,620 but if time runs out, or you give up, I punch your face! 26 00:01:26,620 --> 00:01:28,160 What do you think the Mystery Prize is? 27 00:01:28,160 --> 00:01:29,730 I heard it's some bajillion Yen, 28 00:01:29,730 --> 00:01:31,640 which is like, a bajillion Dollars! 29 00:01:31,960 --> 00:01:35,570 I heard it's an 800 pound tuna, you can buy a house with that in Japan! 30 00:01:36,520 --> 00:01:37,450 You know what I heard? 31 00:01:37,690 --> 00:01:39,530 THIS SHOW IS GARBAGE! 32 00:01:39,710 --> 00:01:41,070 Clive-ready? 33 00:01:42,890 --> 00:01:43,450 Go! 34 00:01:46,000 --> 00:01:47,370 - Go! Go! Go! -Cmon! Yeah! 35 00:01:51,860 --> 00:01:52,760 No more! 36 00:01:59,530 --> 00:02:01,400 Why are you guys into this stuff? 37 00:02:02,410 --> 00:02:04,660 'Cause it's funny. You're a wet blanket, man. 38 00:02:04,660 --> 00:02:05,740 No, I'm not! 39 00:02:05,740 --> 00:02:08,090 Attention, US viewers! 40 00:02:08,090 --> 00:02:12,900 For the first time ever, we are looking for American contestants. 41 00:02:12,900 --> 00:02:16,540 During broadcast tomorrow, we will flash phone number. 42 00:02:16,540 --> 00:02:20,810 Be first to call and you be on show! You just won! 43 00:02:22,330 --> 00:02:23,930 Woah, I'm in Japan! 44 00:02:24,350 --> 00:02:25,370 Landline only. 45 00:02:25,500 --> 00:02:27,860 I know what we're doing at 4:30 tomorrow. 46 00:02:27,860 --> 00:02:29,700 Not on the park phone, you're not! 47 00:02:29,700 --> 00:02:31,500 But it says lame lines only! 48 00:02:31,500 --> 00:02:33,030 It's a longest call. 49 00:02:33,030 --> 00:02:34,620 But we can win Mystery Prize. 50 00:02:37,740 --> 00:02:38,440 Hmph, hmph! 51 00:02:39,770 --> 00:02:40,070 Go! 52 00:02:41,260 --> 00:02:42,330 2.2 seconds. 53 00:02:42,780 --> 00:02:43,820 Still needs work. 54 00:02:44,860 --> 00:02:47,320 Hey, Benson. How's it going? 55 00:02:47,320 --> 00:02:48,410 What's up, man? 56 00:02:48,410 --> 00:02:51,670 What did I tell you about using the Park phone? 57 00:02:51,670 --> 00:02:54,180 Ugh! I feel something kind of damp. 58 00:02:54,180 --> 00:02:56,620 Yeah, I feel too. What do you think it is? 59 00:02:56,620 --> 00:02:58,820 I don't know. Feels kind of a wet blanket. 60 00:02:58,930 --> 00:03:03,030 Very funny. Now hang it up and put the TV back in the living room! 61 00:03:03,030 --> 00:03:04,850 Aw, come on, Benson! 62 00:03:04,850 --> 00:03:06,530 We really think we can do this. 63 00:03:06,530 --> 00:03:08,060 I don't care! 64 00:03:08,250 --> 00:03:11,110 If I catch you trying this again, you're fired! 65 00:03:11,650 --> 00:03:12,760 Man! 66 00:03:12,760 --> 00:03:15,020 This blows. I can't think of a single reason 67 00:03:15,020 --> 00:03:17,020 who keep on living we can be on the show. 68 00:03:17,160 --> 00:03:17,500 Wait! 69 00:03:17,640 --> 00:03:18,060 What? 70 00:03:18,260 --> 00:03:24,220 I have a plan, and it is the single most perfect plan in the history of plans. 71 00:03:33,720 --> 00:03:36,170 I know what we're doing at 4:30 tomorrow. 72 00:03:44,230 --> 00:03:45,560 Argggh! 73 00:03:48,240 --> 00:03:49,370 Do you think he fell for it? 74 00:03:49,370 --> 00:03:51,460 Of course, dude, I went to art school. 75 00:03:51,720 --> 00:03:52,570 Did you graduate? 76 00:03:52,660 --> 00:03:53,080 Quiet. 77 00:03:53,530 --> 00:03:55,080 OPEN this door right now! 78 00:03:56,150 --> 00:03:59,290 Welcome to "Fool Me Once, Shame on You, 79 00:03:59,290 --> 00:04:03,100 Fool Me Twice, I Punch Your Face!" 80 00:04:03,250 --> 00:04:04,250 Just show the number! 81 00:04:04,250 --> 00:04:06,390 You two better not call the number! 82 00:04:06,620 --> 00:04:07,800 Come on...! 83 00:04:07,800 --> 00:04:09,560 HANG UP the phone NOW! 84 00:04:09,560 --> 00:04:11,500 The number is... 85 00:04:11,500 --> 00:04:12,200 Do dial! 86 00:04:12,200 --> 00:04:12,880 I'm dialing! 87 00:04:12,880 --> 00:04:13,700 Hello! 88 00:04:13,700 --> 00:04:16,200 We have a winner! 89 00:04:26,950 --> 00:04:29,320 What are your names, contestants? 90 00:04:29,960 --> 00:04:30,820 - Oh my gosh. -Uhh... 91 00:04:30,820 --> 00:04:31,650 What the...? 92 00:04:31,650 --> 00:04:33,980 Welcome, first American contestants 93 00:04:33,980 --> 00:04:36,590 "Oh my gosh", "Uhh", and "What the"! 94 00:04:37,610 --> 00:04:40,090 No, no, no, there's been a mistake, and we need to leave. 95 00:04:40,090 --> 00:04:42,730 Our names are Benson, Mordecai, and Rigby. 96 00:04:42,810 --> 00:04:46,500 Ooohhh, you fooled me once! 97 00:04:46,500 --> 00:04:50,030 SHAME! ON! YOU! 98 00:04:50,790 --> 00:04:53,500 No! We weren't even trying to fool you. 99 00:04:53,500 --> 00:04:54,970 But I thought you were! 100 00:04:55,660 --> 00:04:57,790 THIS MAKES NO SENSE! 101 00:04:57,790 --> 00:05:03,100 Yooou foooled meee twice! 102 00:05:03,640 --> 00:05:05,430 You know what that means! 103 00:05:05,430 --> 00:05:08,890 Baka Blitz! Baka Blitz! Baka Blitz! 104 00:05:08,890 --> 00:05:12,700 STOOOP! STOOOP! I refuse to play! 105 00:05:12,700 --> 00:05:13,830 Baka Blitz! 106 00:05:16,600 --> 00:05:18,220 - Wooooahhh... -Awesome! 107 00:05:20,460 --> 00:05:23,480 You have ten minutes to get to goal. 108 00:05:24,520 --> 00:05:27,500 But if you give up before time ends, 109 00:05:27,500 --> 00:05:28,530 I punch your faces. 110 00:05:28,530 --> 00:05:29,450 Awesome! 111 00:05:29,450 --> 00:05:30,250 Wait, what? 112 00:05:30,250 --> 00:05:33,160 I just wanted to say, we're gonna make history tonight! 113 00:05:33,160 --> 00:05:36,280 We're gonna be the first ever to win the Mystery Prize! 114 00:05:36,280 --> 00:05:39,900 Yeahuhh! USA! USA! 115 00:05:39,900 --> 00:05:43,290 USA! USA! USA! 116 00:05:43,290 --> 00:05:45,120 Come on, say "USA" with us, Benson. 117 00:05:45,120 --> 00:05:49,210 Are you guys crazy? You guys said nobody's ever beat it before! 118 00:05:49,210 --> 00:05:51,430 Dude, we've watched it a million times. 119 00:05:51,430 --> 00:05:53,590 There's a good chance we'll win the Mystery Prize. 120 00:05:53,590 --> 00:05:56,760 A chance? What if we get punched in the face? 121 00:05:56,760 --> 00:05:59,650 Benson, this is TV. Nobody really gets hurt. 122 00:05:59,650 --> 00:06:01,810 Sincerity Spotlight! 123 00:06:01,810 --> 00:06:04,450 You know, we have lots of fun on this show. 124 00:06:04,450 --> 00:06:09,050 And I may not show it, but, actually, I hate being fooled! 125 00:06:09,440 --> 00:06:12,720 So, it has been great pleasure defending prize 126 00:06:12,720 --> 00:06:16,170 by punching liars in face! Let's watch. 127 00:06:21,240 --> 00:06:24,650 How does it feel to be the only contestant who didn't die? 128 00:06:24,650 --> 00:06:27,720 I can't feel me face! But at least I'm alive. 129 00:06:30,670 --> 00:06:32,480 Thank you, thank you. 130 00:06:33,580 --> 00:06:37,000 Listen, I think we should— come on, can't we forefeit? 131 00:06:40,870 --> 00:06:41,820 Ready? 132 00:06:42,620 --> 00:06:43,890 What are we gonna do? 133 00:06:46,400 --> 00:06:47,150 Benson? 134 00:06:47,150 --> 00:06:50,130 Come on, fellas. We got a game show to win. 135 00:06:50,600 --> 00:06:52,280 Go! Danger Hop! 136 00:06:58,390 --> 00:06:58,990 Come on! 137 00:07:01,320 --> 00:07:02,440 Bumper Ballz! 138 00:07:12,600 --> 00:07:14,090 Do you give up? 139 00:07:14,090 --> 00:07:14,980 No! 140 00:07:15,070 --> 00:07:16,680 Sumo Slide! 141 00:07:23,500 --> 00:07:24,570 Death Tube! 142 00:07:27,890 --> 00:07:29,320 Ball Fall! 143 00:07:33,800 --> 00:07:35,920 Tennis Balls Blast! 144 00:07:45,860 --> 00:07:47,280 Buttock Shock! 145 00:07:52,520 --> 00:07:54,170 Rhino Giddy Up! 146 00:07:57,200 --> 00:07:59,290 Oof! Worry not, my pet. 147 00:07:59,460 --> 00:08:01,580 No one has ever made it through 148 00:08:01,580 --> 00:08:03,420 the Gutinator. 149 00:08:10,560 --> 00:08:11,220 Hurry! 150 00:08:13,000 --> 00:08:14,810 We... can't... 151 00:08:14,810 --> 00:08:16,600 This is what you wanted, isn't it? 152 00:08:16,600 --> 00:08:19,480 It looked so much easier on TV... 153 00:08:19,750 --> 00:08:21,300 Ooohohohohh...! 154 00:08:21,300 --> 00:08:22,610 Make it stop! 155 00:08:23,600 --> 00:08:24,610 Ooohhh... 156 00:08:25,380 --> 00:08:26,610 I wanna go home. 157 00:08:27,660 --> 00:08:28,490 Come on. 158 00:08:29,770 --> 00:08:31,540 Terror Taikos! 159 00:08:32,980 --> 00:08:33,940 The goal! 160 00:08:36,900 --> 00:08:37,880 Uh oh. 161 00:08:42,430 --> 00:08:43,980 We don't have much time. Huh? 162 00:08:46,480 --> 00:08:48,470 Hahahahaha! D'oh! 163 00:08:48,810 --> 00:08:52,710 Nobody's ever won, and nobody ever will! 164 00:08:52,710 --> 00:08:55,880 Wha... woah! You can't shoot us! 165 00:08:55,880 --> 00:08:58,630 "Shoot"? Hahahahahaha! 166 00:09:02,140 --> 00:09:03,900 Dude, what's up with your hand? 167 00:09:03,900 --> 00:09:07,720 It's gone too long without punching a face. 168 00:09:11,340 --> 00:09:13,590 But you can't punch us! We haven't given up! 169 00:09:13,590 --> 00:09:16,940 Too bad! It is my shooooowwwwww! 170 00:09:22,600 --> 00:09:23,300 Run! 171 00:09:26,720 --> 00:09:28,940 Any last words? 172 00:09:32,470 --> 00:09:34,580 Look, its Mount Fuji! 173 00:09:34,900 --> 00:09:35,370 Huh? 174 00:09:37,830 --> 00:09:39,290 Run! Run! 175 00:09:39,450 --> 00:09:45,730 No! You fooled me 3 times! No! No! NOOOOOOO! 176 00:09:50,300 --> 00:09:53,720 The Americans are almost there! 177 00:10:13,850 --> 00:10:17,350 USA! USA! USA! 178 00:10:18,430 --> 00:10:21,800 Excellent work! You have won the Mystery Prize! 179 00:10:21,800 --> 00:10:23,130 Your choice of... 180 00:10:23,520 --> 00:10:29,240 A state-of-the-art clipboard with built-in clock and calculator, or... 181 00:10:29,470 --> 00:10:32,440 a trip to-o-o space camp! 182 00:10:32,550 --> 00:10:33,240 - Space Camp! -Clipboard! 183 00:10:34,300 --> 00:10:38,220 Congratulations! You are the first contestants 184 00:10:38,220 --> 00:10:42,050 to beat the Baka Blitz without being punched or dying! 185 00:10:42,440 --> 00:10:44,360 This means I have failed. 186 00:10:45,160 --> 00:10:47,260 Gomenasai, Shinahara-senpai. 187 00:10:50,920 --> 00:10:54,880 Hello? Ready to get picked up from space camp? 188 00:10:54,980 --> 00:10:55,960 Yeah, but— 189 00:10:55,960 --> 00:10:58,280 I'M HAVING THE TIME OF MY LIFE! 190 00:10:59,010 --> 00:11:00,190 Please help us.