All right, Mr. Maellard gets back from vacation today,
so I need you guys to clean the limousine.
Why don't we just wait 'till it rains?
That's how I clean myself.
I want it looking as good as new
when he comes in this afternoon.
That's means washed, waxed, and detailed, got it?
Yeah, yeah, we got it.
So, where are the keys?
Oh, you mean these keys?
Yeah.
Oh, no. I'll be holding onto these.
Aw, what? How are we gonna listen to the radio then?
Your job isn't listening the radio.
It's to clean the car!
Do it before Mr. Maellard gets back, or you're fired!
Great — No radio. This is gonna be so boring!
Dude, you know what's not boring?
'Limousine Lunchtime'!
Yeah, now we're talking!
Meatball suuub!
No!
Rigby!
Stay cool man! It's just one meatball.
Oh!
Ugh! My eyeball!
Agh! It's still there!
Don't worry, dude — I got it.
This is my mom's special cleaning formula.
Club soda, vinegar, and some elbow greeease!
By the power of my mom, stain be gone!
Hmm, maybe that's why the house is never clean.
We're so fired!
Hey man, it could be worse. Huh?
Dude!
I'm sorry! I didn't know I had it on me!
Dude, stop moving!
We got to get Skips.
Huh. Yeah, this is pretty bad.
Maellard loves this limo, almost more than he loves Pops.
Can you fix it?
Nope. I know a guy who runs an auto-body shop, though.
He could fix it for you.
We got to get the keys from Benson.
Aw.
The key to being a better boss is — diligence.
Keep your eyes peeled. Never lose focus.
Act as if your employees are right behind you at all times.
Poetry.
Hello? Hello?
We're closed!
But —
We're closed!
This is an emergency! We got a limo!
Limo? What do you know about limos?
Well, I'll be. What are you boys doing
with Mr. Maellard's 'White Stallion'?
You know this car?
Heh, know it? Heck, I used to drive it!
Yep, I used to be Mr. Maellard's chauffeur back in the day.
The name's Roger.
Yep, it was good times driving this car —
Me and the Stallion cruising the Financial District together.
So, what's the trouble with her?
What is that — Pomodoro, Marinara?
Uh, meatball sub.
Hmm. All right, it won't be easy,
but I'll see what I can do. Bring her in!
Thanks so much!
I-It'll be fine.I'll just adjust it.
You can fix this, right?
I'm a mechanic, not a magician.
Dude, what are we gonna do?
Mr. Maellard's picking up the car in a few hours!
Face it, dude.
We can't get out of this one.
Let's just take it back.
Actually, I know a way to get a limo just like this one.
How?
There's a place where he richest of the rich gather —
A secret place where the limos duke it out
and the winner gets a brand-new limo.
Limo... Demolition... Derby.
It's the only way you're gonna get a new limo in time,
unless you boys got a million bucks handy.
How much is a million?
We'll do it.
Welcome to the Limo Demolition Derby, boys!
Don't look into the eyes of the millionaires!
Their greed will blind you!
Now, the rules are simple, boys.
When the ref rules your limo undriveable, you're out.
But the last one standing gets to take home the prize limo —
A brand-new White Stallion!
Dude, there it is!
We have to win it.
Hang on, fellas! Let's talk strategy first.
There's a couple of things of you should know
before you go out there.
One, go for the stretch limo first.
It's at a disadvantage 'cause it's too long.
Two, if you see a Jeep limo, take out its back wheels.
Three, it's a scientific fact that gold limos are heavy.
So take it to the mud, and that nugget will sink.
You got all that?
Uh...
Of course you do! You two are responsible!
Now go out there and win that limo
so Maellard doesn't tear you limb from limb!
Chauffeurs, start your engines!
On your mark, get set, go!
Aauugh! Every time!
Watch out, watch out!
Aw, man!
Uh, Mordecai.
Dude! The gear is stuck!
Hello?
Sorry I forgot to tell you,
the Stallion's packed with weapons controlled
through the glove box.
And you're just telling us now?
I said I was sorry.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, and don't press the red button,
it launches the missile.
And you only have one,
so don't use it until you really need it.
Dude, do something!
Rigby, start pressing buttons!