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You're the pickle on... no... no...

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you're the cheese on my burger... uh... burger...

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Yo bros, what rythmes with burger?

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"Shmurger"?

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Not bad. Not bad.

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What rythmes with "hottest girl in the world"?

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Dude, Muscle Man what are you doing?

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Why don't you help us?

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I'm busy writing a song for Starla.

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Today marks a special day in the history of our relationship.

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It's the anniversary when we first made out.

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And I want it to be really special for Starla.

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That's why I'm gonna call K.I.L.I.T Radio

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and get DJ Donny G to play my song

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and give a shout out to Starla!

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Dude, that's not gonna work.

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No, she'll totally hear it

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because she listens to the radio like every night.

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No dude, Donny G doesn't play amateur music.

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Yeah, he doesn't even take requests anymore.

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You're wasting your time.

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There's no way they're gonna play your song.

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We'll see about that!

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Hello, this is K.I.L.I.T Radio~

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Yeah, I like Donny G to play my-

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To talk to a K.I.L.I.T representitive, press 0.

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Are you calling in regard to a song you heared?

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No, I wanna talk to somebody!

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ZERO! ZERO! ZERO!

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I'm transferring you to our bilingual system.

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NO! ZERO! ZERO! ZERO!

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Hola yamas la Radio K.I.L.I.T.~

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Uhh! I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU'RE SAYING!

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Dude, Muscle Man calm down!

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Uhh! I'm a failiure of a boyfriend!

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I can't even do something special for my girl!

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Why don't we just go down to the radio station

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and find somebody to talk to.

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Yeah, maybe someone there could help you.

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You're right bros, I need to take this to the source.

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Welcome to K.I.L.I.T Radio.

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Do you have an appointment?~

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Uhh... no but-

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You need an appointment to enter.

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Good day.~

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K.I.L.I.T. Radio.

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Look, I just want to talk to someone.

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Do you have an appointment?

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No, I have to sent-

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Good day.

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Can you believe this place!

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Sorry Muscle Man.

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Wait, who's that?

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Dudes, I think that's Donny G.

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What? That's not him.

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Dude, that's him.

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Yeah, I think it is him.

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Watch. YO DONNY G!

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SEE! WOO! DONNY G!

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I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!

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My name's Mitch! Big fan!

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Uhh, thanks man.

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Listen, I need a big favor.

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I wrote this song for my girlfriend Starla.

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Could you have them play it on the air tonight?

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Uhh...

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It would mean so much to me.

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eah, okay sure I'll give it a whirl.

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And do an old-fashioned shout out?

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Hey, why not.

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Oh man, Starla's gonna be so stoked!

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Thanks Donny you're the best!

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No problem, my man.

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Well, that was easy!

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Yeah, we totally got the hook up from Donny G!

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Man, I can't wait to see Starla's face tonight.

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She's gonna be really appreciative.

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OH NO BRO!

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YO DONNY!

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DONNY G!

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Look man, it's not what you think.

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It is what I think!

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Cause I saw you!

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I used to think that you were cool!

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You know something, I see D-player could do your job!

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But you know what, I still have a voice.

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And this voice, on this tape won't be silenced on YOU!

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Shh, shh, shh.

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I SAID I WON'T BE SILENCED!

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Okay, okay.

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But, we can't talk here.

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I'm sorry for the secrecy.

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It's not safe to talk back at the radio station.

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Look, Mitch, you were right about everything you said back there.

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The fact of the matter is,

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I haven't played a song on the air in a long time.

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Back in the day, K.I.L.I.T. was run by the most famous DJs in the world.

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We were the heart and soul of the station.

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And we loved every minute of it.

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This is DJ Donny G and we got a nine o'clock

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power rock block comin' up next for y'all,

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but first a shoutout to Jerald C from Windy Yarr.

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Love ya babe. 'Cos that's how we KILL IT!

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Things were going great,

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until one day the top executive showed up

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and inforced a new automated DJ system,

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just so they could cut the budget in half.

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Little did they know, the system learned to DJ at a geometric reef.

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Then, at 8 o'clock it became self-aware. (这一句英文字幕有错哦, 请注意修改!)

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That was the day the music died.

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Stay, Donny. We have a special job for you.

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You must stay!

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As time went on, K.I.L.I.T. Radio's new format ruined popularity.

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This is K.I.L.I.T. Radio. Clean out your ears, dummies!

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And as for my special job.

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Now, clean me Donny. CLEAN ME!

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So, that's not your voice on the air?

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No. It's just a computerized simulation of it.

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So that's why they don't take song requests anymore.

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K.I.L.I.T. needs the human touchback.

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It needs DJ Donny G!

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Nah. Those days are over.

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Now I'm just DJ Donny the janitor.

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Oh, forget that! You need to get back on the air!

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Eh, what's the point?

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The point is to not let some lame machine tell you what to do.

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Radio should be for the people, by the people.

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You're right.

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I'm glad you think so Donny G.

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'Cos I gotta song to play and you're the only man to do it.

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Waht do you say we get you back on the air?

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Unknown individuals detected.

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Who are these people, Donny?

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Uh, they're repairmen I hired to fix a couple of things.

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Can't do it all myself. Heh heh heh.

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It's onto us.

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Dude, be cool.

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You may enter.

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Alright boys, the trouble's down in the basement.

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Let's get you fellas set up.

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Okay, go grab some old equipment

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and patch them in the system manually.

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C'MON!

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You're planning to overwrite the automated broadcast.

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Uh, no!

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Intruders must be neutralized.

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Not before Starla hears my song!

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We have to get to the main broadcast room pronto!

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Dude! Take out the cameras!

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To the elevator!

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Donny, You are acting very foolishly.

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We made it!

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Oh no bro!

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Hold them off when I set up!

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Okay, guys we're ready!

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DONNY G!

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Donny G..

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It's... the tape Mitch..

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What do I do to play the tape?

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Leave it to me.

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Don't do it Donny.

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If you play the tape, I will be forced to destroy the whole station.

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Go... save yourselves...

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No matter what you hear just keep running.

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I'll never forget you Donny G.

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I'll never forget you Mitch. You gave me my life back.

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Let's book.

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Don't do it Donny, I'm the DJ now remember?

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NOW I'M GONNA SHOW YOU HOW I KILL IT!

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NOO!

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Hey all you coolcats!

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This is your main man on the microphone, Donny G!

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Coming on live for one last time,

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with one very special request joining me here

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at the K.I.L.I.T studio with my main man Mitch!

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And he's got a very special song,

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for a very special lady, Starla.

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I used to be a loser, hanging with my loser friends,

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and the first time when we made out,

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made my neck hair stand on end!

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Oh Starla, Starla-uh-uh-uh-uh!

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I guess it's like my heart is spinning donuts,

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you're the cheese upon my burger,

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I'm the mustard on your bun!

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Just like the perfect burger,

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our love's never overdone!

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You're the ice cube in my cola,

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I'm the ketchup on your fries,

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and I'll punch the face of any bro, who says so otherwise!

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Oh Starla! But I knew you'd be my lady!

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And I'll be your Muscle Man!

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Oh, Mitch! Mitch! You did this all for me!

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I'd do anything for you babe! Did you like the song?

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It was so romantic!

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You remembered the anniversary the first day we made out!

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Not only that, I remembered how we did it!

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I don't know, that song was kind of lame.

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Yeah, but it was pretty rad how we outran that fireball.

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Yeah, it was like a movie or something.

