1 00:00:14,170 --> 00:00:18,610 Car-ter! Bri-iggs! 2 00:00:19,690 --> 00:00:20,410 Hey! 3 00:00:20,410 --> 00:00:22,770 Looky what we got here, Carter. 4 00:00:22,770 --> 00:00:24,570 Why am I being arrested! 5 00:00:24,570 --> 00:00:26,730 Attempted hit and run. 6 00:00:26,730 --> 00:00:29,770 Ah, Slammy Fenderben. 7 00:00:29,770 --> 00:00:31,390 That's not my name! 8 00:00:31,390 --> 00:00:34,070 We know you work for Escobito, Sammy! 9 00:00:34,070 --> 00:00:35,510 Carter and Briggs! 10 00:00:35,510 --> 00:00:37,510 This is Commissioner Davis. 11 00:00:37,510 --> 00:00:39,450 You two are loose cannons! 12 00:00:39,450 --> 00:00:41,710 Whatever, Commissioner Lame-is! 13 00:00:41,710 --> 00:00:44,410 Carter! Briggs! 14 00:00:44,450 --> 00:00:47,350 Awww! Ye-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-Ah! 15 00:00:50,410 --> 00:00:52,690 Next week on "Carter and Briggs"! 16 00:00:54,950 --> 00:00:57,810 Escobito~! 17 00:00:57,810 --> 00:00:59,250 You know what I like about this show? 18 00:00:59,250 --> 00:01:00,230 The realism. 19 00:01:00,230 --> 00:01:05,150 And their custom 1985 police cruiser engineered for doing donuts. 20 00:01:07,310 --> 00:01:08,910 Donuts for Show-Nuts! 21 00:01:10,430 --> 00:01:12,830 Best cop show evah! 22 00:01:12,830 --> 00:01:15,350 Would you like to meet Carter and Briggs? 23 00:01:15,350 --> 00:01:15,910 Yes! 24 00:01:15,910 --> 00:01:18,590 They'll be at Morton Horner Arena this weekend 25 00:01:18,590 --> 00:01:21,430 Judging the 8th Annual Donut Spinathon! 26 00:01:21,430 --> 00:01:23,170 Spin-a-thon! 27 00:01:23,170 --> 00:01:23,910 Donuts! 28 00:01:23,910 --> 00:01:25,410 We do donuts all the time! 29 00:01:25,410 --> 00:01:26,830 For Show-nuts! 30 00:01:26,830 --> 00:01:31,310 Whoever holds the longest spin will win! WIN! 31 00:01:31,310 --> 00:01:33,450 Win what? Win whaaat! 32 00:01:33,450 --> 00:01:35,230 You and a friend could win 33 00:01:35,230 --> 00:01:38,490 A guest starring role on "Carter and Briggs"! 34 00:01:38,490 --> 00:01:40,430 Ah! Awesome! 35 00:01:40,430 --> 00:01:41,190 - I think we should- -We gotta go- 36 00:01:41,190 --> 00:01:41,990 You go first! 37 00:01:41,990 --> 00:01:44,170 Dude. Dude... Duuude. 38 00:01:44,170 --> 00:01:45,710 We gotta enter that contest! 39 00:01:45,710 --> 00:01:47,270 That's exactly what I was gonna say! 40 00:01:47,270 --> 00:01:49,030 Are we on the same level or what! 41 00:01:49,030 --> 00:01:51,230 Who-OOOOOOOOAH! 42 00:01:52,350 --> 00:01:55,070 And now it's time for "Crime She Typed"! 43 00:01:56,610 --> 00:01:59,070 Ooo! What's she going to type this time? 44 00:02:05,170 --> 00:02:06,050 Aw man! 45 00:02:06,050 --> 00:02:08,690 Dude... Maybe we're not as good at this as we thought... 46 00:02:08,690 --> 00:02:09,750 Yeah... 47 00:02:09,750 --> 00:02:13,330 Who do we know that's really good at spinning donuts? 48 00:02:13,330 --> 00:02:14,850 Muscle Man. We need your help. 49 00:02:14,850 --> 00:02:19,070 Can't you toolboxes say that I'm busy organizing my toolboxes? 50 00:02:19,110 --> 00:02:21,850 There's a donut-spinning contest, and we need to win! 51 00:02:21,890 --> 00:02:24,370 But donut sports are off-season. 52 00:02:24,370 --> 00:02:26,030 But Carter and Briggs are holding it! 53 00:02:26,030 --> 00:02:28,370 What! That show's for babies, bro! 54 00:02:28,370 --> 00:02:30,370 - Come on! Without your help we can't-! -But... 55 00:02:30,370 --> 00:02:33,690 I do love spinning donuts. 56 00:02:33,690 --> 00:02:36,070 Your first lesson is tomorrow at dawn. 57 00:02:37,970 --> 00:02:40,230 Why do we have to get up so early? 58 00:02:40,230 --> 00:02:41,910 I'm gonna need more coffee... 59 00:02:42,250 --> 00:02:45,330 Coffee is for people who don't have adrenaline! 60 00:02:45,330 --> 00:02:47,090 Yeah! Get some adrena-! 61 00:02:47,090 --> 00:02:48,790 My coffee~! 62 00:02:48,790 --> 00:02:49,730 Now listen up! 63 00:02:52,910 --> 00:02:57,250 Donuts are an ancient practice that probably started in some foreign country 64 00:02:57,250 --> 00:02:58,630 by old wizards, or something. 65 00:02:58,630 --> 00:03:00,450 The number one rule 66 00:03:00,450 --> 00:03:03,430 Is to keep your turn radius small. 67 00:03:03,430 --> 00:03:04,810 Turn radius? 68 00:03:07,110 --> 00:03:09,910 Keep your front wheel in this circle. 69 00:03:09,910 --> 00:03:13,070 The smaller the radius, the longer you can hold the spin. 70 00:03:13,070 --> 00:03:15,330 So let's get to work on your radius! 71 00:03:17,850 --> 00:03:20,950 Augh! I told you! Hold the turn radius! 72 00:03:20,950 --> 00:03:22,190 Now do it again! 73 00:03:23,990 --> 00:03:26,210 Hold it! Hold it! 74 00:03:31,150 --> 00:03:33,990 Master the radius. 75 00:03:35,550 --> 00:03:37,990 The smaller the radius 76 00:03:37,990 --> 00:03:40,770 the longer you hold. 77 00:03:49,830 --> 00:03:52,210 Good form, nice circle work 78 00:03:52,210 --> 00:03:54,710 and you cut your turn radius in half! 79 00:03:54,710 --> 00:03:56,670 Alright! Let's get it down to zero! 80 00:03:56,670 --> 00:03:59,610 Whoa! You wanna drive in a vortex, bro? 81 00:03:59,610 --> 00:03:59,950 Huh? 82 00:03:59,950 --> 00:04:02,710 Zero turning radius is only theoretical. 83 00:04:02,810 --> 00:04:06,530 When you find that sweet spot: Infinite donuts! 84 00:04:06,530 --> 00:04:10,030 But you've gotta spin in a vortex. It's too dangergous to attempt. 85 00:04:10,030 --> 00:04:12,050 I think you guys are ready now. 86 00:04:12,050 --> 00:04:13,930 Congratulations, losers. 87 00:04:18,390 --> 00:04:19,630 Alright, fellas. 88 00:04:19,630 --> 00:04:21,170 The cart is ready to go. 89 00:04:21,170 --> 00:04:22,830 Got it all tuned up. 90 00:04:22,830 --> 00:04:24,450 Refreshed the fluids 91 00:04:24,450 --> 00:04:27,090 filled her with special high octane fuel 92 00:04:27,090 --> 00:04:30,870 and installed extra bald, no friction tires. 93 00:04:30,870 --> 00:04:34,910 With these babies, you'll be spinning donuts for days. 94 00:04:34,910 --> 00:04:35,930 Thanks, Skips! 95 00:04:35,930 --> 00:04:38,550 Don't mention it. Good luck out there. 96 00:04:39,130 --> 00:04:40,730 Not so fast. 97 00:04:40,730 --> 00:04:42,910 I heard all about your little contest. 98 00:04:42,910 --> 00:04:44,910 There's no way I'll let you guys do it. 99 00:04:44,910 --> 00:04:45,770 - Wait, what? -Why not! 100 00:04:45,770 --> 00:04:48,870 Not unless you wear these on T.V. if you win. 101 00:04:48,870 --> 00:04:50,090 Oh. Let me see. 102 00:04:50,670 --> 00:04:52,730 Wow... Great design... 103 00:04:56,470 --> 00:04:57,690 Oh man... 104 00:04:57,690 --> 00:04:59,790 These guys are pretty serious. 105 00:04:59,790 --> 00:05:01,670 Don't get psyched out, bros! 106 00:05:01,710 --> 00:05:04,670 It's not about the equipment. It's about heart! 107 00:05:04,670 --> 00:05:06,510 Wait... That doesn't sound right... 108 00:05:06,510 --> 00:05:08,270 It's about turn radius! 109 00:05:08,270 --> 00:05:09,790 And you two got that down! 110 00:05:09,790 --> 00:05:10,950 Thanks, Muscle Man. 111 00:05:10,950 --> 00:05:12,210 Dude, look! 112 00:05:12,210 --> 00:05:13,630 It's Carter and Briggs! 113 00:05:13,630 --> 00:05:15,190 Aaaalright! 114 00:05:15,190 --> 00:05:17,790 You guys ready for some donuts? 115 00:05:19,930 --> 00:05:21,310 I can't hear you! 116 00:05:21,310 --> 00:05:24,070 I said, "Are you reeeady!" 117 00:05:25,170 --> 00:05:27,590 Thank you! My hearing's not so good! 118 00:05:27,610 --> 00:05:31,610 And now, whoever holds the longest spin will win! 119 00:05:52,570 --> 00:05:53,770 Mord & Rics 120 00:05:53,770 --> 00:05:55,030 Kick their butts 121 00:06:27,210 --> 00:06:30,090 Welcome! To the final round! 122 00:06:30,090 --> 00:06:31,730 It's really you guys! 123 00:06:31,730 --> 00:06:33,490 What are your names contestants? 124 00:06:33,490 --> 00:06:34,730 Mordecai and Rigby, sir. 125 00:06:34,730 --> 00:06:35,850 Yeah yeah that's great. 126 00:06:35,850 --> 00:06:36,510 Anyway... 127 00:06:36,510 --> 00:06:38,290 Let's see who you will be up against. 128 00:06:38,910 --> 00:06:40,630 Oh, no! Bro! 129 00:06:40,630 --> 00:06:44,730 Unlim condition 1985 police cruiser? 130 00:06:44,730 --> 00:06:46,510 300 horsepower VA 131 00:06:46,510 --> 00:06:48,350 Extra bald tire streaks 132 00:06:48,350 --> 00:06:50,490 Air dynamic chassis? 133 00:06:58,510 --> 00:06:59,710 The Briggs! 134 00:06:59,710 --> 00:07:01,150 Those guys look like us! 135 00:07:01,150 --> 00:07:03,070 It is an honor, Carter and Briggs. 136 00:07:03,070 --> 00:07:06,270 And as for you two Posers, you are going down! 137 00:07:06,270 --> 00:07:09,850 Posers? We don't need halloween costumes to be fans. 138 00:07:09,850 --> 00:07:12,190 As Escobito said in the TV movie 139 00:07:12,190 --> 00:07:14,250 "Carter and Briggs Bust Russia" 140 00:07:14,250 --> 00:07:17,130 We will destroy them your holiness. 141 00:07:17,130 --> 00:07:21,250 Well is Briggs said in epsode 238: Shut your crime hole! 142 00:07:21,250 --> 00:07:24,230 Epsode 129: Ead taser! 143 00:07:25,370 --> 00:07:26,210 Alright 144 00:07:26,210 --> 00:07:30,170 Which team will win the chance to be on Carter and Briggs? 145 00:07:30,170 --> 00:07:34,450 Probably the one that's exact replica of police cruiser, am I right? 146 00:07:34,450 --> 00:07:37,490 Awww! Ye-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-Ah! 147 00:07:37,490 --> 00:07:40,530 Teams, to your vehicle! 148 00:07:40,530 --> 00:07:42,830 Bros! Bros! Don't listen to them! 149 00:07:42,830 --> 00:07:43,830 Focus. 150 00:07:43,830 --> 00:07:47,410 They have 1985 police cruiser replica 151 00:07:47,410 --> 00:07:50,170 Just pretty much the perfect donut spining winning machine. 152 00:07:50,170 --> 00:07:52,570 But I don't train losers to lose 153 00:07:52,570 --> 00:07:54,570 I train winners to win! 154 00:07:54,570 --> 00:07:57,430 Now go win this Donut Spinathon! Losers! 155 00:07:57,430 --> 00:07:59,390 Thanks! I guess... 156 00:08:13,630 --> 00:08:15,910 Of the edgy, bros! 157 00:08:22,430 --> 00:08:23,790 Hit the grace. 158 00:08:26,290 --> 00:08:27,350 Come on! 159 00:08:27,350 --> 00:08:29,970 Whoah! That straight illegal brad? 160 00:08:29,970 --> 00:08:30,950 Does it matter? 161 00:08:43,070 --> 00:08:44,570 You'll never break our spin! 162 00:08:44,570 --> 00:08:45,850 We got mad skills! 163 00:08:45,850 --> 00:08:47,650 Who need skills! 164 00:09:09,170 --> 00:09:13,030 Resist defeat, we have ways to dealing with you! 165 00:09:16,170 --> 00:09:19,250 The sooner you die, the sooner we will be on Carter and Briggs. 166 00:09:19,250 --> 00:09:20,730 You guys are psycho! 167 00:09:28,630 --> 00:09:29,930 That hurt! 168 00:09:32,890 --> 00:09:34,170 We're gonna win! 169 00:09:35,250 --> 00:09:36,230 We're gonna die! 170 00:09:36,230 --> 00:09:37,110 What do we do? 171 00:09:37,830 --> 00:09:40,770 You gonna drive in a vortex, bro? 172 00:09:40,770 --> 00:09:43,470 Dude! We gonna do zero turning radius! 173 00:09:43,470 --> 00:09:44,790 Spin in a vortex! 174 00:09:44,790 --> 00:09:46,410 But that's crazy! 175 00:09:46,410 --> 00:09:47,530 Have any better Ideas? 176 00:09:52,570 --> 00:09:54,750 Hold it! 177 00:09:56,890 --> 00:10:00,470 It's workinnnnnnng! 178 00:10:00,470 --> 00:10:03,670 Zeeeero turrrrning radiuuuus! 179 00:10:12,450 --> 00:10:14,150 We have a winner! 180 00:10:18,890 --> 00:10:22,650 Congrats. Mordercai and spinsby. 181 00:10:22,670 --> 00:10:24,590 See you two on Sat. 182 00:10:26,270 --> 00:10:29,410 This free publicity will be so good for the park. 183 00:10:29,410 --> 00:10:31,510 Shh! Be quiet. Our scene is next! 184 00:10:31,730 --> 00:10:36,370 Pu-pulling us of the street walt do-doing a thing Carter and Briggs. 185 00:10:36,370 --> 00:10:40,130 Yeah! Crime... is like a lizard's tail... 186 00:10:40,130 --> 00:10:42,510 It always... 187 00:10:42,510 --> 00:10:44,950 It always grows... back? 188 00:10:44,950 --> 00:10:47,170 Take your last breath of fresh air, punks. 189 00:10:47,170 --> 00:10:49,790 Cause you won't be breathing them for a long time. 190 00:10:50,430 --> 00:10:52,530 Hey! That actually hurt! 191 00:10:53,490 --> 00:10:54,210 So! 192 00:10:54,210 --> 00:10:55,530 What do you everybody think? 193 00:10:58,930 --> 00:10:59,550 Dude. 194 00:10:59,550 --> 00:11:01,590 This is the best day in my life. 195 00:11:01,590 --> 00:11:03,590 That's exactly what was gonna say.