1 00:00:11,730 --> 00:00:14,180 - Here you go. This one's on the house. - Thanks. 2 00:00:14,300 --> 00:00:17,540 Hey, are you doing anything tomorrow? My family is having a barbecue. 3 00:00:17,540 --> 00:00:18,190 Wanna come? 4 00:00:18,190 --> 00:00:20,950 Family function? Pass. 5 00:00:20,950 --> 00:00:23,840 I can't stand my own family barbecues, why would go to someone elses? 6 00:00:23,840 --> 00:00:25,140 She's not talking to you! 7 00:00:25,830 --> 00:00:27,270 So, how 'bout it? 8 00:00:27,270 --> 00:00:29,390 - Sure. Sounds like fun. - Awesome! 9 00:00:29,430 --> 00:00:31,670 I'm really excited for you to meet everybody, 10 00:00:31,670 --> 00:00:34,200 especially my dad. I think you'll really like him. 11 00:00:34,210 --> 00:00:36,900 He pilots the traffic Helicopter for the local news. 12 00:00:36,900 --> 00:00:39,370 - What? - Your dad is Chopper Six? 13 00:00:39,370 --> 00:00:41,170 That dude rules! 14 00:00:41,530 --> 00:00:44,690 This is Chopper Six now flying over a ton of traffic. 15 00:00:44,690 --> 00:00:47,710 Bet all of you losers wish you were in this Chopper! 16 00:00:48,980 --> 00:00:52,690 And then he flies over some burning truck in a fifty car pile up! 17 00:00:52,760 --> 00:00:54,160 So cool. 18 00:00:54,310 --> 00:00:56,600 He is really cool, but don't let your guard down. 19 00:00:56,610 --> 00:00:59,550 Margaret's dad can be a pretty aggressive guy. 20 00:00:59,710 --> 00:01:02,180 It's common in such a male dominant profession. 21 00:01:02,390 --> 00:01:06,170 He even refuses to shake hands with any guy Margaret brings home. 22 00:01:06,230 --> 00:01:07,960 Oh, come on! He's not that tough. 23 00:01:08,080 --> 00:01:09,990 He's super sweet when you get to know him. 24 00:01:09,990 --> 00:01:12,100 Yeah. I'm sure we'll get along fine. 25 00:01:12,140 --> 00:01:13,610 Well, we gotta get back to work. 26 00:01:13,610 --> 00:01:15,610 - I'll pick you up tomorrow, okay? - Later. 27 00:01:15,610 --> 00:01:16,900 Great. See ya. 28 00:01:18,140 --> 00:01:19,610 I have to shake that guy's hand. 29 00:01:19,610 --> 00:01:20,450 What, why? 30 00:01:20,490 --> 00:01:22,410 Dude, it's a huge deal! 31 00:01:22,430 --> 00:01:23,770 I'm finally out of the friends zone, 32 00:01:23,770 --> 00:01:25,610 and now she's taking me to meet her parents. 33 00:01:25,610 --> 00:01:28,010 So what? You wanna date Margaret, not her dad. 34 00:01:28,010 --> 00:01:29,240 You don't get it, dude. 35 00:01:29,260 --> 00:01:32,120 If Margaret and I are gonna date, I need her dad to like me. 36 00:01:32,210 --> 00:01:33,910 I have to get that handshake. 37 00:01:47,500 --> 00:01:49,220 Margaret! Margaret! 38 00:01:49,240 --> 00:01:51,270 - Hey mom. - So good to see you. 39 00:01:51,540 --> 00:01:53,360 Mom, this is Mordecai. 40 00:01:53,360 --> 00:01:55,110 Hi Mordecai. I'm Denise. 41 00:01:55,110 --> 00:01:57,110 Margaret's told us so much about you. 42 00:01:58,130 --> 00:01:59,440 I hope good things. 43 00:01:59,450 --> 00:02:02,260 Well, she mention something about you wearing a diaper. 44 00:02:03,030 --> 00:02:04,640 - Mom! - Oh, I'm teasing. 45 00:02:05,070 --> 00:02:06,980 Mordecai, let me introduce you to the family. 46 00:02:06,980 --> 00:02:09,850 We have Margaret's cousins, Ricky, Tommy, Marcie, 47 00:02:09,850 --> 00:02:12,250 Robby, Ronnie, Susie, Stacey, you know John. 48 00:02:12,250 --> 00:02:12,970 Sup, Mordo. 49 00:02:12,970 --> 00:02:14,970 Uncle Tim, Uncle Dave, Uncle Bill, Aunt Theresa, 50 00:02:14,970 --> 00:02:17,980 Aunt Mary Beth, Aunt Kathleen, Nana Smith, Grandpappy Jack, 51 00:02:17,980 --> 00:02:20,350 and over by the grill is Margaret's—. 52 00:02:20,350 --> 00:02:21,270 Daddy! 53 00:02:21,370 --> 00:02:23,270 Is that my little hug-bug? 54 00:02:23,310 --> 00:02:25,170 Give me a hug, hug-bug. 55 00:02:25,170 --> 00:02:26,060 Daddy! 56 00:02:28,470 --> 00:02:30,260 Look at you so grown up. 57 00:02:30,300 --> 00:02:33,910 How am I gonna hug my hug-bug if I can't even recognize her? 58 00:02:33,910 --> 00:02:36,530 Dad, I was here last weekend! 59 00:02:36,530 --> 00:02:39,220 Hey, you bring that mix tape I let you borrow? 60 00:02:39,220 --> 00:02:42,330 Daddy's gotta have his rockin' tunes for Chopper Six. 61 00:02:43,540 --> 00:02:46,270 What a coincidence. I love rockin tunes too. 62 00:02:48,980 --> 00:02:51,750 - Daddy, this is Mordecai. - Nice to meet you, sir. 63 00:02:53,100 --> 00:02:54,550 This the diaper guy? 64 00:02:55,030 --> 00:02:57,310 I better russle up some more burgers on the grill, 65 00:02:57,310 --> 00:02:59,910 put some meat on diaper guy's bones here. 66 00:02:59,910 --> 00:03:00,930 You told him too? 67 00:03:00,930 --> 00:03:03,440 Oh relax. He's just messing around. 68 00:03:03,440 --> 00:03:05,080 That's when you know he likes you. 69 00:03:07,700 --> 00:03:09,250 I got to get that handshake. 70 00:03:55,870 --> 00:03:57,660 I'm gonna go swim for a bit. You coming? 71 00:03:58,180 --> 00:03:59,890 Oh, I didn't bring a swim suit. 72 00:03:59,890 --> 00:04:03,690 Why don't you ask Little Susie to borrow a swim diaper? 73 00:04:04,330 --> 00:04:05,190 Daddy! 74 00:04:05,190 --> 00:04:07,930 Alright, alright. I've got a suit he can wear. 75 00:04:11,820 --> 00:04:14,440 Wow, you guys really spend a lot of time together. 76 00:04:14,440 --> 00:04:15,240 Here. 77 00:04:16,640 --> 00:04:18,150 Why is the front like that? 78 00:04:18,150 --> 00:04:19,490 That's the back. 79 00:04:19,620 --> 00:04:20,450 Maybe I'll... 80 00:04:21,180 --> 00:04:22,310 Skip the pool... 81 00:04:22,310 --> 00:04:26,250 Skip the pool? What are you? Ashamed of your body or something? 82 00:04:26,250 --> 00:04:27,810 What? No! I... 83 00:04:27,810 --> 00:04:31,500 A real man does not get ashamed. Pathetic. 84 00:04:31,650 --> 00:04:33,980 Here. Just give it back, I'll wear it. 85 00:04:33,980 --> 00:04:35,050 No! I'll wear it. 86 00:04:35,050 --> 00:04:37,590 Oh? You think you can handle it? 87 00:04:37,690 --> 00:04:40,970 Yeah. It's cool. Not a problem. 88 00:04:40,970 --> 00:04:41,530 Good. 89 00:04:57,940 --> 00:04:59,620 Frank, I thought you threw that suit out. 90 00:04:59,710 --> 00:05:02,720 Hey I try to stop him but the kid wanted to wear it. 91 00:05:02,720 --> 00:05:04,620 You said this is what a real man would wear. 92 00:05:04,620 --> 00:05:06,620 I don't know what you are talking about. 93 00:05:06,620 --> 00:05:07,130 But... 94 00:05:07,130 --> 00:05:08,940 You calling me a liar? 95 00:05:08,940 --> 00:05:12,450 No! No! It's fine! Really! Thanks for the suit, Frank. 96 00:05:12,550 --> 00:05:17,120 It's Mr. Smith to you! Get that thing away from me! 97 00:05:20,300 --> 00:05:22,660 You trying to get a handshake from old man Frank? 98 00:05:22,660 --> 00:05:23,330 Yeah. 99 00:05:23,500 --> 00:05:27,310 He's a tough nut to crack. There's one way he will shake your hand. 100 00:05:29,830 --> 00:05:33,110 You have to beat him, at a cannonball contest. 101 00:05:33,110 --> 00:05:33,690 What? 102 00:05:33,830 --> 00:05:36,020 He's the best cannonballer around. 103 00:05:38,220 --> 00:05:40,040 Really respects the craft, you know. 104 00:05:40,130 --> 00:05:43,560 He'll shake the hand of anyone who can cannonball better than him. 105 00:05:44,820 --> 00:05:47,640 Hey Mr. Smith. I heard you are pretty good at cannonballs. 106 00:05:47,640 --> 00:05:49,940 Yeah, I'm the best around. 107 00:05:49,940 --> 00:05:51,690 How about a little contest? 108 00:05:51,910 --> 00:05:57,080 You are challenging me to a cannonball contest in my own home? 109 00:05:59,220 --> 00:06:03,800 Recess is over, skinny bones. It's cannonball time. 110 00:06:06,200 --> 00:06:07,730 Cannonball! 111 00:06:12,910 --> 00:06:14,980 Beat that, small fry! 112 00:06:18,910 --> 00:06:21,250 Quitting! Just as I thought. 113 00:06:21,250 --> 00:06:23,530 Cannonball! 114 00:06:31,120 --> 00:06:33,130 Cannonball! 115 00:06:37,530 --> 00:06:39,590 Cannonball! 116 00:06:46,930 --> 00:06:49,450 Cannonball! 117 00:06:55,000 --> 00:06:57,110 Cannonball! 118 00:07:01,040 --> 00:07:02,750 All right, Mordecai! 119 00:07:03,970 --> 00:07:05,770 Had enough, diaper boy? 120 00:07:05,770 --> 00:07:08,710 You kidding? I can cannonball all day. 121 00:07:08,710 --> 00:07:12,570 That's so. But can you do a mannonball? 122 00:07:12,590 --> 00:07:13,370 A what? 123 00:07:14,130 --> 00:07:18,580 Fred, bring Chopper 6 around. It's mannonball time. 124 00:07:25,860 --> 00:07:28,010 Frank come on! Just let it go! 125 00:07:28,130 --> 00:07:33,840 Stay out of it Denise! This is mannonball business! I'm gonna port this punk in this place! 126 00:07:33,840 --> 00:07:35,110 We'll see about that! 127 00:07:35,110 --> 00:07:37,710 Wait! Dad! Come on! 128 00:07:40,330 --> 00:07:42,630 He always does these stuff! 129 00:07:42,730 --> 00:07:45,610 You know your father. Always sticking with his chopper. 130 00:07:46,010 --> 00:07:47,610 And that's why I love him. 131 00:07:49,450 --> 00:07:51,400 That's a fifty foot jump. 132 00:07:52,410 --> 00:07:56,570 You mess this up, it's gonna take more than a pool boy to clean it up. 133 00:07:57,380 --> 00:07:59,280 You really to calling quits? 134 00:07:59,450 --> 00:08:00,200 No. 135 00:08:00,440 --> 00:08:01,820 Have it your way. 136 00:08:01,820 --> 00:08:06,810 Fred, more altitude. And don't be afraid to shake things up! 137 00:08:06,810 --> 00:08:07,740 Roger that. 138 00:08:19,440 --> 00:08:23,040 It's time to give up, skinny bones. You're out of your element. 139 00:08:23,040 --> 00:08:26,370 I'm not giving up! I'm winning this mannonball contest! 140 00:08:27,220 --> 00:08:28,840 Fred, take us higher! 141 00:08:28,840 --> 00:08:30,420 But Frank! It's not stable! 142 00:08:30,420 --> 00:08:31,700 Do it now! 143 00:08:39,790 --> 00:08:42,130 Give up! You can't win this! 144 00:08:42,130 --> 00:08:46,330 What's your deal, man? I only did this contest because I wanted you to like me! 145 00:08:46,330 --> 00:08:51,250 It's not the contest! It's about losing my baby girl! 146 00:08:51,250 --> 00:08:51,760 What? 147 00:08:51,960 --> 00:08:57,820 Margaret is growing up so fast. Every time she brings one of you yahoos to the house, 148 00:08:57,820 --> 00:09:03,060 I am afraid you're gonna take her away from me! I can't bear to lose my hug bug. 149 00:09:03,060 --> 00:09:06,050 Dude, Margaret thinks you're the coolest dad ever! 150 00:09:06,100 --> 00:09:08,330 She's always talkin' about how great you're! 151 00:09:08,890 --> 00:09:13,130 No matter what happens, you are always gonna be her dad. She loves you, man. 152 00:09:15,450 --> 00:09:17,960 Fred, take us down. 153 00:09:18,460 --> 00:09:20,310 The winds are too strong! 154 00:09:20,910 --> 00:09:22,110 I'm losing it! 155 00:09:26,430 --> 00:09:28,020 Mr. Smith! 156 00:09:32,570 --> 00:09:34,730 I am coming! Mr. Smith! 157 00:09:41,400 --> 00:09:42,990 What are you doing? 158 00:09:42,990 --> 00:09:44,200 Saving you! 159 00:09:44,200 --> 00:09:47,160 Why! I treated you like garbage! 160 00:09:47,160 --> 00:09:50,820 It doesn't matter! The only person I care about is Margaret! 161 00:09:50,820 --> 00:09:53,530 And she cares about you! So hold on! 162 00:09:56,250 --> 00:09:58,910 Well that's it, we are gonna die. 163 00:10:03,340 --> 00:10:04,950 I'm sorry about all this. 164 00:10:05,010 --> 00:10:11,720 Hey, at least you tried. Not a lot of guys will risk their lives like that. You got guts, kid. 165 00:10:13,970 --> 00:10:16,920 It was nice knowing you, Mordecai. 166 00:10:18,920 --> 00:10:20,330 You too, Mr. Smith. 167 00:10:20,330 --> 00:10:22,510 Hey! Call me Frank! 168 00:10:22,510 --> 00:10:23,550 Thank you! Fran... 169 00:10:31,620 --> 00:10:33,900 Best mannonball ever! 170 00:10:37,420 --> 00:10:38,890 Would they be alright, doctor? 171 00:10:38,890 --> 00:10:43,290 Oh they'll be fine. That handshake hadn't broken their fall, they'd be dead. 172 00:10:43,590 --> 00:10:45,900 We'll be able to separate them in about six weeks. 173 00:10:47,750 --> 00:10:51,450 Dude, Mordecai! I heard what happened! So awesome! 174 00:10:51,540 --> 00:10:53,330 I wanna jump out of Chopper 6 next! 175 00:10:53,330 --> 00:10:56,730 Mannonball! Mannonball! Mannonball! 176 00:10:56,730 --> 00:10:58,730 You know this bozo? 177 00:10:58,730 --> 00:10:59,500 Nope.