1 00:00:24,390 --> 00:00:27,520 Dude, I can't believe you can't even lift one box! 2 00:00:27,520 --> 00:00:29,090 Shut your face! I can lift it! 3 00:00:33,750 --> 00:00:36,230 Dude, you sound like Pops crying! 4 00:00:36,230 --> 00:00:38,130 - Fine! You try! - Fine. 5 00:00:41,420 --> 00:00:43,150 See? It's not so easy! 6 00:00:43,560 --> 00:00:45,870 Shut... your... face! 7 00:00:49,110 --> 00:00:51,530 Dude, 21-12 Time Attack Incredibly Rare on Laserdisc! 8 00:00:52,530 --> 00:00:53,310 Hold on! 9 00:00:53,420 --> 00:00:54,490 If I no better, 10 00:00:54,490 --> 00:00:59,050 I think you just said "That's 21-12 Time Attack on Laserdisc!" 11 00:01:00,720 --> 00:01:03,260 That's the director's cut. It's an incredibly rare! 12 00:01:03,260 --> 00:01:06,520 Which means we incredibly have to watch this right now. 13 00:01:06,520 --> 00:01:09,000 But how are we suppose to play it? We don't have a laserdisc player. 14 00:01:09,000 --> 00:01:11,180 Don't worry dudes! I know a place! 15 00:01:12,640 --> 00:01:14,950 Alright, let me do the talking. 16 00:01:15,050 --> 00:01:17,490 Hey, Timmy! 17 00:01:17,490 --> 00:01:20,220 Muscle Man! How's it been? 18 00:01:20,220 --> 00:01:22,300 Oh, you know. Just taking it easy. 19 00:01:22,380 --> 00:01:25,250 Listen, we're looking for a laserdisc player. 20 00:01:25,730 --> 00:01:27,740 You mean "lamer-disc player". 21 00:01:28,390 --> 00:01:29,740 You're out of luck dude! 22 00:01:29,800 --> 00:01:32,140 Nobody carries those things anymore. 23 00:01:32,140 --> 00:01:34,490 Come on man! You gotta have something! 24 00:01:34,590 --> 00:01:36,800 Sorry. Those things are ancient! 25 00:01:36,840 --> 00:01:39,250 Why don't you go check in a library? 26 00:01:40,220 --> 00:01:42,930 Because the Library's where all junkie stuff goes! 27 00:01:46,760 --> 00:01:48,250 It's not funny! 28 00:01:48,250 --> 00:01:49,750 Come on. Let's just go. 29 00:01:49,750 --> 00:01:52,310 They keep laughing but it's not funny! 30 00:01:52,840 --> 00:01:54,860 Okay, we can search for one here. 31 00:01:55,030 --> 00:01:56,990 "Laserdisc Player". 32 00:01:58,390 --> 00:02:00,950 - Why is it taking so long! - Give it a second! 33 00:02:01,000 --> 00:02:02,170 Hello friends! 34 00:02:02,170 --> 00:02:04,740 We overheard you looking for a laserdisc player! 35 00:02:04,750 --> 00:02:06,430 How about a VCR instead? 36 00:02:06,590 --> 00:02:09,070 "The VH-Best!" 37 00:02:09,100 --> 00:02:10,730 Uh... no, thanks. 38 00:02:10,760 --> 00:02:12,340 The laserdisc is what we want. 39 00:02:12,970 --> 00:02:14,690 Good luck finding one of those! 40 00:02:14,770 --> 00:02:17,370 There's plenty of VHS tapes out there. 41 00:02:17,370 --> 00:02:19,630 "Quanity!" 42 00:02:19,630 --> 00:02:21,240 Laserdisc's are higher in quality though... 43 00:02:21,280 --> 00:02:22,020 Well, true, 44 00:02:22,020 --> 00:02:25,310 but did you know that brain can only process so much information? 45 00:02:25,310 --> 00:02:27,800 "Can't tell the difference!" 46 00:02:27,800 --> 00:02:31,480 Hey, losers! You're all up in our business! Leave us alone! 47 00:02:31,600 --> 00:02:34,080 You're making a huge mistake. 48 00:02:35,950 --> 00:02:37,240 Yes! They have one! 49 00:02:39,640 --> 00:02:40,720 Hey old man! 50 00:02:40,750 --> 00:02:42,570 Get us your laserdisc player! 51 00:02:42,570 --> 00:02:44,840 "Laserdisc player!" No, no! 52 00:02:44,840 --> 00:02:46,250 We don't have one here. 53 00:02:47,290 --> 00:02:49,390 What! They said there's one in the basement! 54 00:02:49,390 --> 00:02:51,190 The computer's out of date kid. 55 00:02:51,190 --> 00:02:54,740 Look at his face Mordo! This dude is lying! 56 00:02:54,900 --> 00:02:58,070 So I'm a liar am I! I'll SHOW ya! 57 00:03:06,560 --> 00:03:09,490 There must be thousands of different formats here! 58 00:03:09,490 --> 00:03:11,490 Of course! This is a library. 59 00:03:11,490 --> 00:03:14,670 But as you can see, no laserdisc players. 60 00:03:16,220 --> 00:03:18,880 Not that it will do you any good even if you could find one. 61 00:03:18,880 --> 00:03:22,950 All the laserdiscs were destroyed! Wiped out by the VHS. 62 00:03:23,890 --> 00:03:25,580 - See? - Yeah! See? 63 00:03:25,580 --> 00:03:27,610 See? See? See? 64 00:03:30,590 --> 00:03:34,650 "20-12." The last laserdisc... 65 00:03:35,860 --> 00:03:37,830 - The prophecy! - What? 66 00:03:37,930 --> 00:03:40,140 Years ago. It was foretold, 67 00:03:40,140 --> 00:03:45,040 four chosen one would reunite that last laserdisc with the last laserdisc player 68 00:03:45,130 --> 00:03:48,170 and end the Format Wars once and for all! 69 00:03:48,170 --> 00:03:50,840 - Look, we just want to watch the movie. - In time. 70 00:03:51,050 --> 00:03:53,880 For you are... the Diskmasters! 71 00:03:53,880 --> 00:03:55,670 No, no, no, no, no! 72 00:03:55,670 --> 00:03:57,470 Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes! 73 00:03:57,520 --> 00:03:59,560 This new format was perfect. 74 00:03:59,780 --> 00:04:00,920 Too perfect. 75 00:04:03,610 --> 00:04:07,160 VHS needed to stop laserdiscs superior imaging, 76 00:04:07,170 --> 00:04:10,100 sound developing spread throughout society. 77 00:04:10,280 --> 00:04:13,640 Sadly, consumers heard of it though wispers and rumors. 78 00:04:14,510 --> 00:04:18,340 But VHS wasted no time in snuffing it out! 79 00:04:20,350 --> 00:04:24,060 Oh, we tried to preserve laserdiscs for future generations. 80 00:04:27,160 --> 00:04:28,130 But failed... 81 00:04:37,390 --> 00:04:41,660 When their attack was done, only one laserdisc player remained. 82 00:04:41,660 --> 00:04:43,840 I am the last of my order. 83 00:04:43,840 --> 00:04:46,700 Sworn to protect the final laserdisc player. 84 00:04:46,710 --> 00:04:50,280 You, you're the chosen ones who set me free! 85 00:04:51,730 --> 00:04:53,140 When did all of this happened? 86 00:04:53,140 --> 00:04:55,320 Two years ago! May I? 87 00:04:55,410 --> 00:04:56,160 Fine... 88 00:04:57,290 --> 00:04:58,600 Good heavens... 89 00:05:21,260 --> 00:05:25,600 SP to LP! SP to LP! Time to fast forward! 90 00:05:26,300 --> 00:05:28,090 What are those statues? 91 00:05:28,090 --> 00:05:30,220 They're the Guardians of Obsolete Formats! 92 00:05:30,270 --> 00:05:34,090 Betamax, 8-track, Floppy Disk, Reel-to-Reel. 93 00:05:34,130 --> 00:05:37,670 You see, one just not take the last laserdisc player, 94 00:05:37,670 --> 00:05:39,930 you must awaken the Guardians first. 95 00:05:47,680 --> 00:05:48,560 What the? 96 00:05:49,470 --> 00:05:51,780 Aw man... sick! 97 00:06:01,380 --> 00:06:03,580 - It's amazing! - We did it! 98 00:06:03,580 --> 00:06:07,110 Diskmasters behold! The last laserdisc player! 99 00:06:07,110 --> 00:06:08,090 Cool. 100 00:06:08,110 --> 00:06:11,140 Finally... Finally... Finally... 101 00:06:12,790 --> 00:06:14,360 They are your protecters. 102 00:06:14,440 --> 00:06:16,730 The laserdisc format has many enemies. 103 00:06:16,730 --> 00:06:19,810 Who will stop at nothing to destroy those who wield its power. 104 00:06:20,030 --> 00:06:23,350 Knowning the dangers, would you still take the player? 105 00:06:23,430 --> 00:06:25,440 - Yeah! - We just really want to watch this. 106 00:06:26,350 --> 00:06:27,740 One more thing! 107 00:06:29,020 --> 00:06:30,500 What now bro! 108 00:06:30,500 --> 00:06:32,200 Library card please. 109 00:06:33,580 --> 00:06:36,240 I can't believe you don't have a library card! 110 00:06:36,240 --> 00:06:37,540 You don't have one either! 111 00:06:42,060 --> 00:06:43,300 Okay! All set! 112 00:06:44,930 --> 00:06:46,320 Hold it right there! 113 00:06:46,920 --> 00:06:49,520 We told you you were making a mistake! 114 00:06:49,560 --> 00:06:50,850 COME ON! 115 00:06:50,850 --> 00:06:53,020 Didn't we tell you losers to get lost! 116 00:06:53,020 --> 00:06:54,730 We can't "get lost". 117 00:06:54,820 --> 00:06:59,080 For you see, we are the Ancient Order of the VHS! 118 00:06:59,120 --> 00:07:03,190 Thank you for revealing the location of the last laserdisc player! 119 00:07:05,230 --> 00:07:07,130 Now, hand it over or die! 120 00:07:07,170 --> 00:07:09,820 "Your VH-Death!" 121 00:07:10,510 --> 00:07:12,390 Laserdisc will rise again! 122 00:07:12,420 --> 00:07:17,240 For they are the chosen ones and they would gladly die for laserdisc! 123 00:07:17,270 --> 00:07:18,810 Isn't that right Diskmasters? 124 00:07:19,960 --> 00:07:21,440 I don't know about "die" for say... 125 00:07:21,440 --> 00:07:22,800 Very well... 126 00:07:23,580 --> 00:07:24,330 Fire! 127 00:07:29,540 --> 00:07:30,550 Charge! 128 00:07:34,330 --> 00:07:35,380 Full Reel! 129 00:07:36,510 --> 00:07:38,280 RGB-Beam! 130 00:07:39,820 --> 00:07:42,290 Random Access Mayhem! 131 00:07:44,160 --> 00:07:46,450 Send in the Tape Rewinders! 132 00:07:50,600 --> 00:07:51,740 RUN! 133 00:07:54,280 --> 00:07:55,620 I got this! 134 00:08:07,820 --> 00:08:08,820 Where am I? 135 00:08:14,780 --> 00:08:16,680 Yes! We're doing it! 136 00:08:16,680 --> 00:08:20,130 - The day we've worked for is upon us! - Indeed! 137 00:08:20,960 --> 00:08:21,990 Oh no... 138 00:08:24,530 --> 00:08:26,270 The VC-Arbitrator! 139 00:08:27,010 --> 00:08:28,790 - I'll handle this! - 8-Track! 140 00:08:28,790 --> 00:08:31,050 - NO! - "8-Track Attack!" 141 00:08:35,630 --> 00:08:37,420 8-TRACK! 142 00:08:37,490 --> 00:08:39,780 He was two weeks from retirement... 143 00:08:41,990 --> 00:08:43,110 Everyone okay? 144 00:08:44,490 --> 00:08:47,010 Disk Masters... I'm done for... 145 00:08:48,290 --> 00:08:50,210 I didn't think it would come to this, but... 146 00:08:50,380 --> 00:08:51,910 we're running out of options. 147 00:08:52,080 --> 00:08:55,050 It's time I shed this weak, human form! 148 00:08:55,050 --> 00:08:57,280 - Place the laserdisc on my chest! - Ok. 149 00:08:58,730 --> 00:09:01,950 Now, touch hands and chant "Six Simper Fidelity!" 150 00:09:03,010 --> 00:09:03,990 JUST DO IT! 151 00:09:04,080 --> 00:09:08,460 Six Simper Fidelity! Six Simper Fidelity! 152 00:09:24,040 --> 00:09:25,960 The Laserdisc Guardian! 153 00:09:26,200 --> 00:09:28,530 It's... beautiful... 154 00:09:30,900 --> 00:09:31,530 What? 155 00:09:31,530 --> 00:09:33,600 Diskmasters, cover your ears! 156 00:09:33,600 --> 00:09:34,380 Ok! 157 00:09:37,220 --> 00:09:39,280 Hey, you! Cover your ears! 158 00:09:39,600 --> 00:09:43,920 Forty-four point one, killer sample ray...! 159 00:09:50,940 --> 00:09:52,140 Dude, Muscle Man! 160 00:09:52,140 --> 00:09:55,270 My boss heard me making fun of you and totally fired me! 161 00:09:55,270 --> 00:09:57,070 So, it's cool if I hang out with you guys- 162 00:09:59,610 --> 00:10:02,540 Inferred Blast! Inferred Blast! 163 00:10:03,380 --> 00:10:05,190 Inferred Blast! 164 00:10:20,250 --> 00:10:23,540 Diskmasters! The Format Wars are over! 165 00:10:27,340 --> 00:10:28,100 Agreed! 166 00:10:28,120 --> 00:10:31,820 - All hail the Diskmasters! - Hail! 167 00:10:32,140 --> 00:10:35,750 So... can we watch "21-20 Time Attack" now? 168 00:10:36,860 --> 00:10:38,890 Sweet mother of mercy, dear. 169 00:10:39,070 --> 00:10:41,590 Attacking but they're from another time! 170 00:10:41,610 --> 00:10:44,920 I guess it's just like my grandfather Bob said: 171 00:10:44,930 --> 00:10:48,750 "In 21-12, anything is possible!" 172 00:10:48,750 --> 00:10:52,380 This truly is a 21-12 Time Attack! 173 00:10:52,380 --> 00:10:54,650 We're gonna need a lot more hoverbikes! 174 00:10:54,680 --> 00:10:57,900 Dude... it's getting late... how much is left? 175 00:11:00,710 --> 00:11:03,030 Two and a half hours... 176 00:11:03,030 --> 00:11:05,590 The Directors Cut original vision blows... 177 00:11:08,280 --> 00:11:10,580 The picture's amazing!