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Alright everyone. Quiet down.

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We got the usual same old same old today...

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Muscle Man and High Fives, mow the lawn,

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Skips, prepare the garbage disposal.

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and Mordecai and Rigby,

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I need you to get rid of the possums living in the attic.

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Aw... again?

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Those guys are back like every week!

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Like I'd said: the usual same old, same old.

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If anyone needs me, I'll be in my office.

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- Man... - Come on, dude... let's get the hose...

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Everyone, wait!

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- What is it Pops? - Shhh...

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follow me!

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I brought you to my secret place to discuss Benson!

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Tomorrow marks the tenth anniversary of his employment at the Park!

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- Ten years? - No wonder he looks so used up...

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I'd like to present him with a gift at tomorrow morning's meeting as a token of our appreciation.

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That's a great idea, Pops!

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Yeah, guys like Benson need recognition to feel good about themselves.

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Well, then. What should we give him?

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How about a wallet?

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A new plast for his desk.

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porcelain cuff-links!

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- A box of... - A gold blending clipboard!

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A snow glow!

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- A box of... - A monogrammed business shirt?

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A box of chocolates!

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- A box of... - A pair of socks!

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- A box of... - A glow in the dark business tie!

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A BOX OF PENS!

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There must be something more meaningful we can give Benson.

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Oh I know! Why don't we give him a mug that says "WORLD'S BEST BOSS"?

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Am I right?

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Yeah, that'll be awesome!

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I agree! That's the perfect gift for Benson!

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Wait... what? But he is not really the world's best boss.

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He's an OK boss, not the best boss. That's a joke!

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Dude, there's no such thing as "the world's best boss", it's just a cool gift.

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Then it's settled. To the mall!

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- Yeah! - Oh yes!

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Oh yeah, mug shop! Let's find this thing and head to the food corner for some cinnamon buns.

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Dude, I don't see it.

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Me either.

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Keep looking, we will find it.

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Hey, Rigby.

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Ah sick! Rigby just touched its butt with his face!

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Knock it off!

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Whatever dude, just keep your face away from my mug.

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Excuse me, do you have any "World's bets boss" mug?

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Sorry, we're all out bro.

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Oh no!

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Let's just go home!

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No dude, one of these stores has to have it. Let's just split and find it.

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Still can't believe you touch that butt with your face!

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Stop talking!

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This is the last store, if you they don't have it, we're out of lock.

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They have to have it. Come on.

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Do you have any mugs that say "World's best boss"?

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World's best boss huh? Yeah, we have one more.

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Yeah, check the glassware on the back.

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I can't believe I finally found it!

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Hey man, you get any "World's best boss"?

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Yeah, but I think those guys want it.

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That way.

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What?

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- Let go! - It's mine!

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Nooooooo!

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I got it!

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You're gonna have to pay for that.

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Did it work?

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What are we going to do? We don't have anything to give Benson at tomorrow morning's meeting!

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We'll think of something.

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Guys! We found it!

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They're selling it on this website, check it out!

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Most bosses are horrible!

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Your wife and kids can wait, Johnson! I need those reports now!

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Some are good.

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Nice work, Holly.

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A few are great!

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Pizza party!

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But only one can be the world's best boss!

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难道天下第一好老板不值得拥有一个天下第一马克杯吗?
And doesn't a world's best boss deserve a world's best mug?

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这可不是一般的马克杯 它是最好的 天下第一马克杯!
It's not just any mug, it's the best mug. The best mug in the world!

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Order it now!

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That's perfect!

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Yeah! And they guarantee overnight shipping!

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What are you waiting for bro? Order it!

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Ah, what's taking so long?

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It should be here by now.

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I hope it arrive soon, Benson will be here ar any minute.

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It's probably just stuck in traffic.

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Dude, muscle man. What's with the tie?

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It's called "Business casual". I am just tryin' to look nice for Benson's anniversary.

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Were we supposed to dress up?

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Delivery!

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Finally!

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Sign here, please.

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Err... we order a regular size mug, right?

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That box is huge!

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It must be full of packing peanuts or something.

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I'll open it! Benson will be so delighted to win...

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POPS!

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Pops are you okay?

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Dude, what's your problem?

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If you oder the world's best boss mug, you have to prepare to meet the world's best boss.

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Doug MacFarland, at your service.

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Who cares who you are? Give us the mug!

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I'm afraid I can't do that. Only the world's best boos can drink from this mug.

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Well, Benson is a far greater boss than you.

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And even if he isn't, we pay for this thing, So hand it over!

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Or else what?

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We don't have time for this. Benson will be here soon.

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He's only one, dude. Let's just take it from them.

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Err... do I have to do this too?

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Yes!

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Alright, Doug, Hand it over.

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Oh did you meet my staff? Best from the best!

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They got me this mug so you're gonna have to work it out with them.

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Not a problem.

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Okay, team. Top priority on today's agenda: Teach these losers how we do business!

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Looking good, gentlemen.

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Extra vacation days for the guys with the most knock-outs.

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I'm liking the initiations, Mckinley.

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Rogers, shred the T.I.E report.

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T.I.E report?

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Yeah, the T.I.E report.

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Oh no, bro,

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I am on it, sir.

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Guys! None of the chores were done yester...

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What the... what are you guys doing?

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Can you come back in a couple of minutes? It's supposed to be a surprise!

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So you must be Benson, can't say I'm impressed with what I've seen so far.

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What?

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I can't believe your employees thought you deserve this mug.

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Mug? What is this guy talking about?

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We wanted to get you a world's best boss mug for your anniversary.

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That's ridiculous, I am far for being the world's best anything.

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And why would I want a mug? Just stop, guys!

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No, you deserve it, Benson! You're a good boss!

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Indeed! You never miss a day of work!

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And you stay later than anyone else!

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You always remember my name!

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And even though you're mat most of the time, it's usually our fault.

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Oh, how sweet.

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What are you doing? Call off your guys!

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You can't stop at the middle of a job! Let the employees work it out.

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What are you doing?

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Stop the...

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Everybody together!

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You can't do that!

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What kind of boss are you?

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The world's best boss!

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Here Benson, you won this.

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Thanks, guys. I know I'm not the best boss in the world, but it's nice to have a mug that says I'm.

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Now, clean up this mess or you're all fired!