1 00:00:32,801 --> 00:00:34,020 MITCH! 2 00:00:34,020 --> 00:00:36,167 Hey, babe, you ready for our date? 3 00:00:36,207 --> 00:00:37,736 I sure am. 4 00:00:39,384 --> 00:00:41,742 You look lovely tonight, Starla. 5 00:00:41,762 --> 00:00:42,861 And you look... 6 00:00:45,228 --> 00:00:47,066 Why are you wearing two different shoes? 7 00:00:48,575 --> 00:00:51,822 Geez, babe, I guess it's been a while since I've seen my feet. 8 00:00:51,852 --> 00:00:54,010 I've been taking a lot of power lunches lately. 9 00:00:54,589 --> 00:00:58,016 Mitch, you know you'll always be my power lunch, 10 00:00:58,016 --> 00:01:00,473 but I think maybe it's time we start eating a little healthier. 11 00:01:00,503 --> 00:01:04,929 I guess I could try eating the salad instead of just throwing it in the trash. 12 00:01:04,929 --> 00:01:07,506 I know, let's go on a diet! 13 00:01:08,205 --> 00:01:10,493 I'll do it with you, it'll be fun! 14 00:01:10,493 --> 00:01:12,421 But... alright, babe. 15 00:01:12,431 --> 00:01:14,699 You always want what's best for me. 16 00:01:14,739 --> 00:01:18,295 I'll do whatever it takes to make my fun bun happy. 17 00:01:18,325 --> 00:01:21,282 PERFECT! Our diet starts tonight. 18 00:01:21,282 --> 00:01:23,760 You mean after we go to Cheezers? 19 00:01:23,780 --> 00:01:26,067 No, right now! 20 00:01:26,117 --> 00:01:28,795 I know a new restuarant we can try. 21 00:01:28,795 --> 00:01:32,511 Salad corall. 22 00:01:36,007 --> 00:01:38,865 Yeah, run into the woods, that's safer. 23 00:01:43,730 --> 00:01:46,847 Oh no, it's the curse of the dude in the cheap rubber suit. 24 00:01:50,133 --> 00:01:51,792 Dudes, I need your help! 25 00:01:51,792 --> 00:01:52,921 What's up, Muscle Man? 26 00:01:52,941 --> 00:01:56,077 It's terrible! Starla's starting me on a diet tonight! 27 00:01:56,077 --> 00:01:57,806 Sounds like she did you a favor. 28 00:01:57,836 --> 00:02:01,672 If it gets any bigger, we're gonna have to add it to the park payroll. 29 00:02:04,229 --> 00:02:05,558 This isn't funny! 30 00:02:05,588 --> 00:02:08,665 Sometimes you gotta make sacrifice for the one you love. 31 00:02:08,695 --> 00:02:10,133 I want to get healthy. 32 00:02:10,143 --> 00:02:11,682 But I got to do something first. 33 00:02:11,692 --> 00:02:13,310 And I need you guys to help me. 34 00:02:13,340 --> 00:02:15,388 Tomorrow while Starla's out with her mom, 35 00:02:15,398 --> 00:02:18,645 I want to eat all my favorite food one last time. 36 00:02:18,725 --> 00:02:20,913 I can't give them up without saying goodbye. 37 00:02:21,072 --> 00:02:22,781 They've made me who I am. 38 00:02:23,610 --> 00:02:24,769 So will you help me, bros? 39 00:02:24,809 --> 00:02:27,776 One final scarf down before the buffet closes? 40 00:02:27,806 --> 00:02:29,374 - Sure, dude! - We'll help! - No problem! 41 00:02:34,159 --> 00:02:36,477 See you tomorrow, grandmas! 42 00:02:38,325 --> 00:02:40,743 - You want anymore chips? - No, I'm good. 43 00:02:41,292 --> 00:02:42,261 Alright, bros, 44 00:02:42,271 --> 00:02:44,929 It took me all night, but I finally figured it out. 45 00:02:45,068 --> 00:02:48,515 here on this map you can see all the best food joints in the city. 46 00:02:48,545 --> 00:02:54,549 Cheezers, Wing Kingdom, Death Kwon Do, and finally Hot buns. 47 00:02:54,549 --> 00:02:56,777 Hot buns. 48 00:02:56,807 --> 00:02:58,425 THAT'S THE BEST DOGGERY IN TOWN! 49 00:02:58,425 --> 00:02:59,864 YOU KNOW IT, BRO! 50 00:02:59,914 --> 00:03:01,842 Now here's where you guys come in. 51 00:03:01,842 --> 00:03:04,419 Fives will drive us cause he's skilled with his hand. 52 00:03:05,008 --> 00:03:07,925 You dudes are gonna come along with me for moral support 53 00:03:07,925 --> 00:03:09,864 And talk to Starla while she calls me. 54 00:03:09,894 --> 00:03:12,351 I'm not gonna lie to her about cheating on this diet, 55 00:03:12,351 --> 00:03:14,419 - but I don't care if you do. - WHAT! 56 00:03:14,419 --> 00:03:16,797 - How's that any different than... - It's ringing, bro! 57 00:03:16,797 --> 00:03:17,616 Hello? 58 00:03:17,616 --> 00:03:20,153 Oh, hey, Mordecai. Can I talk to Muscle Man? 59 00:03:20,683 --> 00:03:22,201 Muscle Man can't talk right now, 60 00:03:22,241 --> 00:03:23,470 he's outside doing... 61 00:03:25,498 --> 00:03:26,976 leg lifts? 62 00:03:27,895 --> 00:03:32,631 Can you tell him I can't wait to get a hold of his ripped glutes? 63 00:03:32,631 --> 00:03:34,699 Yeah, uh-huh, maybe, bye. 64 00:03:36,227 --> 00:03:37,186 Alright, bros. 65 00:03:37,366 --> 00:03:38,675 LET'S DO THIS! 66 00:04:21,871 --> 00:04:25,308 Well bros, here we are. The final stop. 67 00:04:25,468 --> 00:04:29,424 One more Hot Buns hot dog and I'll be ready to start that diet. 68 00:04:30,483 --> 00:04:32,601 It's even more crowded than usual. 69 00:04:32,781 --> 00:04:34,049 Hey, Muscle Man. 70 00:04:34,069 --> 00:04:37,166 Yo, Marty! How is it going bro? 71 00:04:37,556 --> 00:04:39,913 One of your delicious hot dogs, please? 72 00:04:39,953 --> 00:04:42,161 - No can do, bro. - What? 73 00:04:42,161 --> 00:04:44,978 We need all our hot dogs for the hot dog eating contest. 74 00:04:46,547 --> 00:04:47,975 Come on man, 75 00:04:48,025 --> 00:04:50,773 one hot dog? For me? 76 00:04:50,852 --> 00:04:52,481 My hands are tight man. 77 00:04:52,561 --> 00:04:55,927 The only way to get one of our dogs today is to join the contest. 78 00:04:55,927 --> 00:04:58,045 Well then sign me up, bro! 79 00:04:59,264 --> 00:05:00,133 Here you go! 80 00:05:00,922 --> 00:05:02,950 My last delicious meal. 81 00:05:06,896 --> 00:05:09,564 More like "your delicious last meal." 82 00:05:10,133 --> 00:05:12,181 Death! What are you doing here? 83 00:05:12,311 --> 00:05:15,778 Oy! You guys really are fools. Don't you remember? 84 00:05:16,647 --> 00:05:21,732 So don't expect it to be so easy to get one of your souls back next time! 85 00:05:21,732 --> 00:05:23,200 Which will be soon, 86 00:05:23,230 --> 00:05:27,206 what with Muscle Man entering that hot dog eating contest. 87 00:05:30,413 --> 00:05:33,869 Seriously, you're gonna die in a hot dog eating contest. 88 00:05:33,869 --> 00:05:37,736 But I just wanted one more hot dog before getting healthy for Starla. 89 00:05:37,775 --> 00:05:40,243 I'm not a real entrant in the contest! 90 00:05:40,842 --> 00:05:41,801 Oh yeah? 91 00:05:43,030 --> 00:05:45,588 Your reading skills are rubbish! 92 00:05:45,588 --> 00:05:47,586 I never should've done this! 93 00:05:47,586 --> 00:05:50,023 It's a plain piece of paper, dude. Just don't participate. 94 00:05:50,033 --> 00:05:51,502 He has to participate! 95 00:05:51,502 --> 00:05:54,828 If he doesn't, then I'll just take his soul right now! 96 00:05:54,828 --> 00:05:55,658 No way! 97 00:05:55,688 --> 00:05:58,515 You don't just get to take people's souls if they haven't done anything! 98 00:05:58,515 --> 00:06:00,723 You're just jealous of Muscle Man livin' his life! 99 00:06:00,772 --> 00:06:04,559 Muscle Man's lived more life in one day than you have in a thousand years! 100 00:06:04,559 --> 00:06:07,166 What! I do too live life! 101 00:06:07,176 --> 00:06:08,764 I live all kinds of life! 102 00:06:09,134 --> 00:06:10,373 Yeah right! Listen to this guy. 103 00:06:10,373 --> 00:06:13,030 "I've got so much life." 104 00:06:13,150 --> 00:06:17,106 He's probably never even had the guts to enter a hot dog eating contest. 105 00:06:17,106 --> 00:06:19,983 Not true! I'm all about competitive eating! 106 00:06:20,013 --> 00:06:22,081 I haven't lost a hot dog eating contest 107 00:06:22,081 --> 00:06:25,727 since Muscle Man's' hairstyle was a legitmate fashion statement! 108 00:06:25,757 --> 00:06:29,464 Was that before or after your skin started looking like grated Paramasen? 109 00:06:30,423 --> 00:06:32,341 - Paramasen skin! - Give me that! 110 00:06:32,621 --> 00:06:36,297 If I win this contest, Muscle Mans' soul is mine! 111 00:06:36,367 --> 00:06:39,124 Fine, but if Muscle Man wins, he doesn't die! 112 00:06:39,164 --> 00:06:43,779 Which isn't very likely, seeing as Muscle Mans' stomach's is almost full. 113 00:06:43,869 --> 00:06:45,787 Catch you gents on the flip side. 114 00:06:45,827 --> 00:06:47,855 Flip side of the ground that is. 115 00:06:48,714 --> 00:06:51,582 My stomach fears no reaper, bro! 116 00:06:51,592 --> 00:06:53,010 YOU'RE GOING DOWN! 117 00:06:53,819 --> 00:06:56,946 Welcome to the annual Hot Buns hot dog eating contest! 118 00:06:56,976 --> 00:06:59,674 Whoever eats the most dogs within 10 minutes wins! 119 00:06:59,674 --> 00:07:02,641 And remember, if you can't hold down what you put in your mouth 120 00:07:02,641 --> 00:07:04,998 you are disqualified! 121 00:07:04,998 --> 00:07:06,457 Hope you're hungry. 122 00:07:07,446 --> 00:07:09,504 Ready? CHOW DOWN! 123 00:07:36,457 --> 00:07:37,176 Hello. 124 00:07:37,186 --> 00:07:40,642 Hey, Mordecai. How's my wing king doing? 125 00:07:46,177 --> 00:07:47,186 Uh, good. 126 00:07:47,186 --> 00:07:49,424 Tell him I'm making us a healthy dinner. 127 00:07:49,424 --> 00:07:52,710 Is that Starla? Let me talk to her! 128 00:07:52,750 --> 00:07:54,589 But you told me to cover for you! 129 00:07:54,628 --> 00:07:58,165 This is it, I'm not gonna go out on a lie. 130 00:07:58,165 --> 00:07:59,913 NOW GIVE ME THE PHONE! 131 00:08:01,951 --> 00:08:03,709 Babe, listen up, 132 00:08:03,899 --> 00:08:07,586 I've got something important to tell you, and you're not gonna like it. 133 00:08:07,586 --> 00:08:08,874 Okay? 134 00:08:08,874 --> 00:08:11,901 I know I'm supposed to be on a diet, 135 00:08:11,981 --> 00:08:14,808 but I'm in a hot dog eating contest against Death 136 00:08:14,838 --> 00:08:17,466 - nd I'm about to lose. - WHAT! 137 00:08:17,466 --> 00:08:19,394 I've only got a few minutes left 138 00:08:19,394 --> 00:08:22,521 and I just wanted you to know, I love you! 139 00:08:22,521 --> 00:08:25,008 Stay right there, Mitch, and don't give up! 140 00:08:25,398 --> 00:08:28,415 Stop the car, Mom! my man needs me! 141 00:08:49,204 --> 00:08:51,402 - MITCH! - Starla! 142 00:08:53,160 --> 00:08:54,918 MITCH! 143 00:08:56,886 --> 00:08:58,145 You can't die! 144 00:08:58,145 --> 00:09:00,143 I'm sorry, babe! 145 00:09:00,283 --> 00:09:03,819 I'm sorry I lied to you and hurt you like this. 146 00:09:04,359 --> 00:09:08,345 Even if I had to eat wheat germ for the rest of my life, 147 00:09:08,385 --> 00:09:11,851 I'd do it if it meant one more day with you. 148 00:09:12,301 --> 00:09:16,676 Well, I guess in that case the rest of my life would only be one day, 149 00:09:16,676 --> 00:09:18,475 but... you know what I'm saying. 150 00:09:18,554 --> 00:09:20,562 OF COURSE I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE SAYING! 151 00:09:20,602 --> 00:09:22,760 I ALWAYS KNOW WHAT YOU'RE SAYING! 152 00:09:22,980 --> 00:09:25,847 That's why I love you with all my heart. 153 00:09:25,847 --> 00:09:28,934 Really, you love me that much? 154 00:09:28,944 --> 00:09:30,652 Wholy and truly. 155 00:09:30,652 --> 00:09:31,891 And because of that, 156 00:09:32,011 --> 00:09:39,514 I won't let you go without one more taste of your... most... favorite... food. 157 00:09:43,519 --> 00:09:46,297 That's disgusting! 158 00:09:54,219 --> 00:09:56,936 Are people allowed to do that to each other? 159 00:09:58,574 --> 00:10:00,942 I don't feel so... 160 00:10:02,530 --> 00:10:05,867 DISQUALIFIED! 161 00:10:08,574 --> 00:10:11,801 WELL, WHO WOULDN'T GET SICK! AREN'T YOU SEEING THIS! 162 00:10:11,801 --> 00:10:13,579 Yeah, Muscle Man! 163 00:10:13,999 --> 00:10:20,732 Muscle Man! Muscle Man! Muscle Man! Muscle Man! 164 00:10:23,689 --> 00:10:27,036 Here's your complimentary T-shirt, you loser! 165 00:10:28,544 --> 00:10:30,632 You better enjoy the next few days, 166 00:10:30,632 --> 00:10:33,529 cause your deadline just got moved up, BIG TIME! 167 00:10:40,512 --> 00:10:42,221 Thanks for coming, Starla! 168 00:10:42,291 --> 00:10:44,958 None of ... 169 00:10:45,008 --> 00:10:48,225 I'll eat that wheat germ if it makes you happy. 170 00:10:48,225 --> 00:10:49,693 Didn't I tell you? 171 00:10:49,723 --> 00:10:52,510 I got us Wing Kingdom brand wheat germ. 172 00:10:52,510 --> 00:10:55,138 It's southeast Asian Buffalo Ranch. 173 00:10:55,138 --> 00:10:57,835 You know me so well. 174 00:10:59,394 --> 00:11:01,901 You think we should tell Muscle Man there's a hot dog sticking out of his pocket? 175 00:11:02,091 --> 00:11:03,879 Nah, he'll figure it out for himself.