1 00:00:59,590 --> 00:01:02,277 So, Margaret... there's something I want to ask you. 2 00:01:02,777 --> 00:01:03,686 Noooooooo. 3 00:01:03,726 --> 00:01:05,174 Hey Margaret, I think we're great, t 4 00:01:05,174 --> 00:01:06,373 we're great together, you know? 5 00:01:07,472 --> 00:01:09,510 Hey giiiirlll, I want you to be mah everythin'! 6 00:01:09,510 --> 00:01:12,257 Hey girrrrrlll, why are you talking to yourself, giiiirrrrl? 7 00:01:12,897 --> 00:01:14,006 Got a date with your lady? 8 00:01:14,465 --> 00:01:15,544 Yeah, so? 9 00:01:15,564 --> 00:01:18,431 I'm taking Margaret out to dinner tonight, and I'm kinda nervous, okay? 10 00:01:18,431 --> 00:01:20,949 Oh yeah, where are you taking her? Cheezer's? Wing Kingdom? 11 00:01:20,959 --> 00:01:25,074 No dude, someplace WAY nicer: Steak me Amadeus. 12 00:01:25,114 --> 00:01:27,162 Dude, that place is CRAZY expensive, 13 00:01:27,162 --> 00:01:28,201 how are you going to pay for it? 14 00:01:28,771 --> 00:01:30,919 Amadeus dollars! 15 00:01:30,929 --> 00:01:33,356 Remember when Pops gave these out as Christmas gifts? 16 00:01:33,386 --> 00:01:36,123 I traded everyone for them in exchange for favors, 17 00:01:36,123 --> 00:01:38,311 and now I got MAYD STACKS! 18 00:01:38,641 --> 00:01:40,959 So that explains all the extra work you've been doing. 19 00:01:40,959 --> 00:01:44,215 This dinner is big dude. Everything has to be perfect. 20 00:01:44,215 --> 00:01:47,572 I'm gonna ask Margaret to officially be my girlfriend. 21 00:01:47,572 --> 00:01:49,830 Whoa, that's huuuuuge! 22 00:01:49,999 --> 00:01:53,336 Mordecai, you have my utmost respect. Brospect. 23 00:01:53,646 --> 00:01:55,574 - Use 'em well, man. - Thanks, dude. 24 00:01:55,614 --> 00:01:57,892 No problem... now get out of here, I gotta use it. 25 00:01:59,130 --> 00:02:02,267 Margaret, will you do the honor of being my... girlfriend? 26 00:02:03,136 --> 00:02:03,936 Ugh, no... 27 00:02:06,393 --> 00:02:08,491 Margaret, I was just on my way to pick you up. What's up? 28 00:02:08,511 --> 00:02:11,248 Hey, something came up, so I'm going to be late. 29 00:02:11,248 --> 00:02:13,276 I'm sorry, can I meet you at the restaurant? 30 00:02:13,356 --> 00:02:15,574 Yeah, totally! Don't worry about it! 31 00:02:15,654 --> 00:02:18,181 - I can't wait to see you! - Cool, see you there. 32 00:02:22,717 --> 00:02:25,684 Hi, I have a reservation for two under "Mordecai". 33 00:02:27,002 --> 00:02:28,141 There you are! 34 00:02:28,191 --> 00:02:30,429 Is there like an extra nice table you could sit us at? 35 00:02:30,499 --> 00:02:32,287 If it costs extra, I can pay upfront. 36 00:02:34,315 --> 00:02:36,293 No, no extra charge. 37 00:02:41,258 --> 00:02:42,047 WHAT THE-? 38 00:02:46,493 --> 00:02:48,731 People like you make me SICK. 39 00:02:49,700 --> 00:02:51,927 Take five, Morelli, we got this. 40 00:02:52,757 --> 00:02:55,084 What's going on? Why are we locked up? 41 00:02:56,303 --> 00:02:57,242 You tell me. 42 00:02:57,482 --> 00:03:00,799 You and your buddies' prints are all over these counterfeit Amadeus Dollars. 43 00:03:00,799 --> 00:03:02,817 - Counterfeit? - Don't be cute with me. 44 00:03:02,887 --> 00:03:04,785 We've been on the case for months. 45 00:03:04,785 --> 00:03:07,182 Your funny money scam is GOING DOWN! 46 00:03:07,182 --> 00:03:09,949 DOWN TO PRISON TOWN, YOU HEAR ME? PRISON! 47 00:03:09,949 --> 00:03:11,148 Easy there, Kessler. 48 00:03:11,198 --> 00:03:14,145 All of the evidence is stacked against you and all of your friends. 49 00:03:14,245 --> 00:03:17,282 Unless you can prove you're innocent, we're gonna take you all in. 50 00:03:17,402 --> 00:03:20,359 - Uhhh, I'm just an intern... - THOMAS! 51 00:03:20,499 --> 00:03:22,407 Look, this is ridiculous, 52 00:03:22,417 --> 00:03:24,205 we don't even know what you're talking about! 53 00:03:24,255 --> 00:03:24,994 Yeah! 54 00:03:24,994 --> 00:03:26,992 I want my one phone call, bro! 55 00:03:26,992 --> 00:03:28,781 We're innocent, let us go already! 56 00:03:30,908 --> 00:03:32,926 IT WAS ME! 57 00:03:32,976 --> 00:03:35,414 I gave them the funny money! 58 00:03:38,431 --> 00:03:41,498 Hat guy! Christmas! 59 00:03:43,136 --> 00:03:46,303 Calm down, Pops. Use your words. 60 00:03:46,303 --> 00:03:50,988 Well, I met a gentleman who sold them to me for half price. 61 00:03:51,218 --> 00:03:52,117 You got a name? 62 00:03:52,137 --> 00:03:55,774 I don't know, he just approached me on the street. 63 00:03:55,774 --> 00:03:56,803 What did he look like? 64 00:03:56,952 --> 00:04:00,049 Well, his hat was covering his face. 65 00:04:00,059 --> 00:04:02,067 But, he gave me his card. 66 00:04:04,595 --> 00:04:06,663 It's just a number. You've got nothing. 67 00:04:06,703 --> 00:04:08,381 - Let's take them to the van. - WAIT! 68 00:04:08,421 --> 00:04:10,589 I can't miss this date tonight, it's important! 69 00:04:10,589 --> 00:04:13,616 Well, doing my job is even more important. 70 00:04:13,616 --> 00:04:15,564 NO! You don't understand! 71 00:04:15,564 --> 00:04:17,871 I need to ask Margaret to be my girlfriend! 72 00:04:18,821 --> 00:04:20,499 Mmmmm, nice. 73 00:04:20,699 --> 00:04:22,047 Very nice! 74 00:04:22,067 --> 00:04:24,065 It looks like you two have a real connection! 75 00:04:24,105 --> 00:04:27,532 He's also got a real connection by incriminating evidence. 76 00:04:27,532 --> 00:04:29,230 Now hold up, Kessler. 77 00:04:29,340 --> 00:04:31,228 This is a big moment in a man's life. 78 00:04:31,268 --> 00:04:33,116 Yeah, just give me a chance! 79 00:04:33,116 --> 00:04:35,184 Look, I'll catch the real counterfeiter! 80 00:04:35,184 --> 00:04:36,982 If I bring him, and the fake bills in, 81 00:04:36,992 --> 00:04:38,591 then there would be no problem with us! 82 00:04:38,621 --> 00:04:40,709 Just let me go on this date, please! 83 00:04:42,017 --> 00:04:42,617 Ugh, fine! 84 00:04:42,687 --> 00:04:46,133 If you can bring us the perp, and prove he's got the counterfeit bills, 85 00:04:46,133 --> 00:04:47,831 you guys are off the hook. 86 00:04:49,280 --> 00:04:50,968 Pops, call the guy! 87 00:05:06,473 --> 00:05:08,421 You know, you don't have to do this, dude. 88 00:05:08,421 --> 00:05:10,569 Hey dude, remember, brospect! 89 00:05:11,967 --> 00:05:13,106 Margaret is here. 90 00:05:16,193 --> 00:05:18,651 As soon as the suspect arrives, you gotta leave her. 91 00:05:18,651 --> 00:05:19,750 - Got it? - Got it. 92 00:05:19,869 --> 00:05:23,606 Remember, Mordecai, no dollars, no deal. 93 00:05:24,914 --> 00:05:26,143 Hey, you made it! 94 00:05:26,143 --> 00:05:27,971 Hey, I'm so sorry I'm late, 95 00:05:27,971 --> 00:05:29,380 - I— No, no. It's fine. 96 00:05:30,069 --> 00:05:32,067 - You look amazing. - So do you. 97 00:05:32,067 --> 00:05:34,894 Are you okay? I hope today wasn't inconvenient with work and all. 98 00:05:34,894 --> 00:05:36,812 No, no, I wanted to see you! 99 00:05:36,812 --> 00:05:38,990 Listen, there's something I wanted to tell you. 100 00:05:38,990 --> 00:05:40,928 There's something I wanted to tell you too, 101 00:05:41,158 --> 00:05:42,926 something kinda important. 102 00:05:43,136 --> 00:05:45,893 - The suspect has arrived. - Uh, Mordecai? 103 00:05:45,893 --> 00:05:47,312 Time to go, Cassinova. 104 00:05:47,312 --> 00:05:48,980 Come on, just give me more time! 105 00:05:49,170 --> 00:05:50,928 Are you okay? Time for what? 106 00:05:50,998 --> 00:05:55,304 Uhhhhh, time, time to... go to the bathroom of course! 107 00:05:55,853 --> 00:05:56,842 I'll be right back. 108 00:06:04,485 --> 00:06:06,473 So, you two work for Pops? 109 00:06:06,513 --> 00:06:07,861 Yeah, show us the goods. 110 00:06:10,988 --> 00:06:13,306 Let me see my payment first. 111 00:06:13,995 --> 00:06:16,713 Give me the ribs, extra juicy. 112 00:06:18,511 --> 00:06:19,500 There you are, sir. 113 00:06:23,825 --> 00:06:26,822 10,000 Amadeus Dollars. 114 00:06:27,702 --> 00:06:30,279 Make them admit they're fake, and we can end this. 115 00:06:33,516 --> 00:06:36,023 So, these Amadeus Dollars are legit, right? 116 00:06:36,043 --> 00:06:38,471 Hey, these are coupons, not cash. 117 00:06:38,471 --> 00:06:40,279 Just tell us if they are the real deal. 118 00:06:40,329 --> 00:06:42,896 Touch 'em, they don't get any more real than that. 119 00:06:42,896 --> 00:06:45,074 - Look man, don't lie to me! - Mordecai? 120 00:06:45,833 --> 00:06:47,721 - Why is Rigby here? - Busted. 121 00:06:47,721 --> 00:06:49,889 I'm really sorry Margaret, can you wait at the table? 122 00:06:49,889 --> 00:06:50,808 I'll be right there. 123 00:06:50,808 --> 00:06:52,477 But, I really need to talk to you. 124 00:06:52,507 --> 00:06:55,064 Then why don't you join us, little lady? 125 00:06:55,064 --> 00:06:58,261 - What? No! - I said "JOIN US!" 126 00:06:58,840 --> 00:07:02,227 Come on, there's no reason why we can't have fun here. 127 00:07:02,377 --> 00:07:07,272 After all, that's what I was made to do: SHOW PEOPLE A FUN TIME! 128 00:07:16,633 --> 00:07:19,090 It's that dice guy from the Fun Fun Zone! 129 00:07:19,090 --> 00:07:20,898 Dude! I thought you were DEAD! 130 00:07:20,898 --> 00:07:22,976 That's what they all thought. 131 00:07:31,048 --> 00:07:31,857 ? 132 00:07:34,844 --> 00:07:37,791 I was in pretty bad shape after the cops got us. 133 00:07:39,719 --> 00:07:41,178 But I survived. 134 00:07:44,754 --> 00:07:46,273 I laid low for awhile. 135 00:07:46,303 --> 00:07:48,830 I started making plans for revenge. 136 00:07:48,880 --> 00:07:51,368 A fine culinary experience for ALL! 137 00:07:51,468 --> 00:07:53,286 Especially for the couples! 138 00:07:53,516 --> 00:07:56,692 And now, you can pay for it with special Steak me Amadeus dollars! 139 00:07:57,961 --> 00:08:01,318 I knew I could lure you guys in with the affordable steak. 140 00:08:03,935 --> 00:08:07,472 So I created thousands of fake Amadeus Dollars! 141 00:08:10,289 --> 00:08:14,804 I knew once you have cheap steak, you'd be back for more. 142 00:08:15,584 --> 00:08:17,372 And BAM! Here we are! 143 00:08:17,422 --> 00:08:20,589 The Capicola Gang with have its revenge! 144 00:08:20,618 --> 00:08:21,987 Dude, that's really weird. 145 00:08:21,987 --> 00:08:23,536 Well, it worked, didn't it? 146 00:08:23,556 --> 00:08:26,003 Now I have you right where I want you! 147 00:08:27,322 --> 00:08:28,351 FREEZE, BEAR! 148 00:08:29,210 --> 00:08:32,287 Bros! The feds said we could help save you! 149 00:08:32,287 --> 00:08:33,366 Can it, Mitch! 150 00:08:33,895 --> 00:08:36,133 Okay, Papa Bear, the jig is up. 151 00:08:36,163 --> 00:08:38,690 Drop the gun, and no one gets hurt. 152 00:08:39,200 --> 00:08:41,877 I'd be careful if I were you. 153 00:08:43,915 --> 00:08:46,393 - Drop the gun, big guy! - Hold up square! 154 00:08:46,902 --> 00:08:49,300 Y'all gonna put yo' guns down, NOW. 155 00:09:13,366 --> 00:09:15,024 GET DOWN! NOW! 156 00:09:21,288 --> 00:09:23,416 Margaret! There's something I want to tell you! 157 00:09:24,055 --> 00:09:25,384 Come on! This way! 158 00:09:26,832 --> 00:09:28,840 The last few weeks I have spent with you 159 00:09:28,880 --> 00:09:30,788 have been the best weeks of my life. 160 00:09:34,185 --> 00:09:36,133 I feel like we are growing closer every day, 161 00:09:36,153 --> 00:09:38,091 and nobody makes me happier than you do. 162 00:09:39,300 --> 00:09:40,199 Margaret, 163 00:09:42,766 --> 00:09:44,305 will you be my girlfriend? 164 00:09:46,992 --> 00:09:49,619 Mordecai, there's something I need to tell you. 165 00:09:49,759 --> 00:09:51,298 For the first time ever, 166 00:09:51,298 --> 00:09:54,824 I feel like I can be in a relationship that can actually go somewhere... 167 00:09:56,383 --> 00:09:57,651 but there's this. 168 00:10:01,398 --> 00:10:03,615 I got into my dream school. 169 00:10:04,305 --> 00:10:08,101 I really like you Mordecai, and what we have is special, 170 00:10:08,221 --> 00:10:10,988 but I may never get this opportunity again. 171 00:10:12,307 --> 00:10:14,934 I'm sorry, but... I can't be your girlfriend. 172 00:10:17,961 --> 00:10:19,829 CEASE FIRE! 173 00:10:31,707 --> 00:10:34,774 YOU KIDDING ME? School is overrated! 174 00:10:34,774 --> 00:10:36,892 I didn't go to school, and look at me! 175 00:10:41,188 --> 00:10:45,543 Nobody talks that way about college education in my restaurant. 176 00:10:50,159 --> 00:10:52,217 Yo, you took Margaret to the airport? 177 00:10:52,796 --> 00:10:53,436 Yeah. 178 00:10:54,225 --> 00:10:55,324 You wanna talk about it? 179 00:10:55,863 --> 00:10:56,642 No.