1 00:00:17,269 --> 00:00:19,367 Here you go, Thomas! Try that. 2 00:00:20,516 --> 00:00:22,624 Amazing! It tasted just like water. 3 00:00:22,724 --> 00:00:24,712 That's because it is water. 4 00:00:24,752 --> 00:00:28,878 100% safe drinking water from the dew I collected this morning. 5 00:00:28,998 --> 00:00:32,314 You can last for month with just the knowledge I've shared today. 6 00:00:32,404 --> 00:00:34,332 - Bravo! - Alright! 7 00:00:34,412 --> 00:00:36,850 Is it really pure dew? 8 00:00:36,900 --> 00:00:39,757 Sure is. Here, let me show you my system. 9 00:00:39,767 --> 00:00:41,095 Can you guys keep it down? 10 00:00:41,096 --> 00:00:43,533 All this pure dew talk is blowing my folk... 11 00:00:47,999 --> 00:00:49,396 Good game, dude! Good game! 12 00:00:49,397 --> 00:00:51,515 Guys, can you come here for a second? 13 00:00:51,535 --> 00:00:53,803 Sweet, Benson's presentation is over. 14 00:00:53,833 --> 00:00:57,090 Look out, face, it's time to show some burgers in your mouth. 15 00:00:57,120 --> 00:00:58,688 Yeah, watch out, bellies, 16 00:00:58,698 --> 00:01:01,086 cause you're about to get some patties up in you. 17 00:01:02,384 --> 00:01:04,702 Hey, guys, thanks a lot for coming to this. 18 00:01:04,712 --> 00:01:06,850 I know my wilderness survival presentations 19 00:01:06,870 --> 00:01:09,187 aren't how you normally choose to spend your time off. 20 00:01:09,197 --> 00:01:11,036 - Sure, Benson, No problem! - Great. 21 00:01:11,056 --> 00:01:12,944 So, if you can just bring over some tortillas, 22 00:01:12,964 --> 00:01:14,332 I'll get stared on the food. 23 00:01:14,422 --> 00:01:16,930 No offense, but you don't make burgers with tortillas. 24 00:01:16,990 --> 00:01:20,097 Wait, are you telling me that you didn't bring the tortillas. 25 00:01:20,126 --> 00:01:22,154 Why would we bring tortillas for burgers? 26 00:01:22,184 --> 00:01:25,491 Because we are not having burgers, we are having Casa Queso. 27 00:01:25,511 --> 00:01:29,307 What? We only came to this thing for burgers at the end. 28 00:01:29,337 --> 00:01:32,114 Yeah, why don't you tell us that we are having case of Casa Queso this time. 29 00:01:32,134 --> 00:01:34,911 I did tell you over and over. 30 00:01:34,912 --> 00:01:37,779 I said we're having Casa Queso this time. 31 00:01:38,228 --> 00:01:40,496 Don't forget we were having Casa Queso this time, 32 00:01:40,506 --> 00:01:43,222 so you can pick up the tortillas, I'll really appreciate it. 33 00:01:43,223 --> 00:01:43,983 No problem! 34 00:01:44,952 --> 00:01:48,318 Hey, guys, you gonna pick up the tortillas for the Casa Queso, right? 35 00:01:48,768 --> 00:01:50,066 Oh, yes! 36 00:01:50,067 --> 00:01:51,265 Great, thank you. 37 00:01:51,855 --> 00:01:53,303 Since you guys are heading out anyway, 38 00:01:53,323 --> 00:01:55,600 this might be a good time to get those tortillas. 39 00:01:55,601 --> 00:01:56,410 What did he say? 40 00:01:56,420 --> 00:01:58,408 I think... have a good time? 41 00:01:58,468 --> 00:02:00,286 Maybe if you just reminded us one more... 42 00:02:00,296 --> 00:02:02,374 I shouldn't have reminded you at all! 43 00:02:02,454 --> 00:02:04,672 You two never listen to me, I'm sick of it! 44 00:02:04,702 --> 00:02:06,109 Don't be mad, Benson. 45 00:02:06,110 --> 00:02:08,798 Mad? I got mad the last time you ignored me, 46 00:02:08,818 --> 00:02:12,354 this time I'm... I'm... deeply offended. 47 00:02:12,384 --> 00:02:15,570 And now I have six pound of cheese and not one tortilla. 48 00:02:15,571 --> 00:02:17,759 What kind of Casa Queso can you make out of that? 49 00:02:17,799 --> 00:02:18,748 What kind? 50 00:02:18,758 --> 00:02:21,765 You can't make a Casa Queso without tortillas. 51 00:02:21,785 --> 00:02:23,393 That's just cheese. 52 00:02:23,423 --> 00:02:24,712 Thank you, Skips. 53 00:02:24,882 --> 00:02:27,879 So now, because Mordecai and Rigby, 54 00:02:27,889 --> 00:02:31,725 here we all are tired, hungry, nothing to eat. 55 00:02:31,735 --> 00:02:34,682 And if you two don't get those tortillas right now, 56 00:02:34,702 --> 00:02:36,080 you're fired! 57 00:02:40,806 --> 00:02:42,404 Well, which one are we supposed to get? 58 00:02:42,414 --> 00:02:44,022 There's like thirty different kinds here. 59 00:02:44,023 --> 00:02:45,791 - How should I know? - Well, can you check? 60 00:02:47,319 --> 00:02:48,808 It's a note from Benson. 61 00:02:48,838 --> 00:02:50,426 "Dear Mordecai and Rigby, 62 00:02:50,436 --> 00:02:52,444 you probably standing there like two boneheads 63 00:02:52,464 --> 00:02:55,471 trying to figure out which of the thirty different kinds of tortillas to get." 64 00:02:55,541 --> 00:02:56,730 How dose he know? 65 00:02:56,850 --> 00:02:58,928 Dude, he typed it. 66 00:02:58,958 --> 00:03:00,806 "Since you never listen, I remind you 67 00:03:00,836 --> 00:03:02,814 that we need an extra large bag of 68 00:03:02,824 --> 00:03:05,721 Casa Queso Handmade Style Flour Tortillas. 69 00:03:05,811 --> 00:03:08,308 If you come back here with anything else, you're fired. 70 00:03:08,438 --> 00:03:09,727 Your boss, Benson." 71 00:03:09,807 --> 00:03:11,345 And then there is click out of bomb, 72 00:03:11,355 --> 00:03:13,233 it says "the clock is ticking". 73 00:03:15,451 --> 00:03:16,990 Dear Mordecai and Rigby, 74 00:03:17,009 --> 00:03:19,907 Go get the exact tortillas I want or I'm gonna go mad. 75 00:03:21,225 --> 00:03:22,624 Dear Mordecai and Rigby, 76 00:03:22,774 --> 00:03:25,621 I know you love burgers, so we're having Casa Queso. 77 00:03:27,209 --> 00:03:28,598 Dear Mordecai and Rigby, 78 00:03:28,608 --> 00:03:31,975 If I don't get something to put this cheese between right now, 79 00:03:31,994 --> 00:03:33,203 you're fired. 80 00:03:35,201 --> 00:03:39,097 Dude, we actually kind of late on getting these tortillas back to the park. 81 00:03:39,137 --> 00:03:41,365 Yeah, maybe we should take that new shortcut. 82 00:03:41,405 --> 00:03:42,234 Good call. 83 00:03:44,402 --> 00:03:46,380 and then earlier Benson was all like, 84 00:03:46,410 --> 00:03:49,477 don't forget to gas up the car before you get tortillas. 85 00:03:49,517 --> 00:03:51,865 And I was just like, "Cool, dude, thanks for the... 86 00:03:52,254 --> 00:03:54,352 heads... up?" 87 00:03:55,691 --> 00:03:56,690 I see. 88 00:03:58,628 --> 00:04:01,334 Dude, why don't you just listen to Benson and gas up the car? 89 00:04:01,335 --> 00:04:02,953 Because he never says anything important? 90 00:04:02,954 --> 00:04:04,572 Except that was important, 91 00:04:04,582 --> 00:04:06,570 cause we are now stucking in the middle of the woods. 92 00:04:08,028 --> 00:04:10,086 Okay, this is gonna be painful, 93 00:04:10,126 --> 00:04:13,183 but I think we have to ask Benson to come get us. 94 00:04:14,032 --> 00:04:17,129 Guys? Hey, Benson, are you there? 95 00:04:18,558 --> 00:04:19,666 - Sorry. - Rigby! 96 00:04:19,667 --> 00:04:21,464 I really am sorry, Mordecai. 97 00:04:21,465 --> 00:04:23,593 My body just starts talking when it's hungry. 98 00:04:24,082 --> 00:04:25,431 Just give me the phone. 99 00:04:28,768 --> 00:04:30,636 Awesome, no service. 100 00:04:30,896 --> 00:04:32,684 We're gonna have to walk the rest of the way. 101 00:04:37,059 --> 00:04:40,676 I'm pretty sure if we just hit towards those trees... 102 00:04:43,623 --> 00:04:46,250 OK. But didn't land where I thought we would. 103 00:04:46,340 --> 00:04:48,508 But if we can just get to the other side at that river. 104 00:04:52,953 --> 00:04:55,571 Alright, so... I think we could go down that hill... 105 00:04:56,360 --> 00:04:58,378 Easy... easy... 106 00:05:04,022 --> 00:05:06,820 - Okay... maybe if we... - Maybe if we what? 107 00:05:06,840 --> 00:05:08,517 You even have any idea where we are going? 108 00:05:08,518 --> 00:05:10,426 I've seen that Skips' rock four times. 109 00:05:10,955 --> 00:05:13,823 - Okay, but... - Dude, just face it, we're lost. 110 00:05:13,992 --> 00:05:15,251 Yeah, we're lost. 111 00:05:15,271 --> 00:05:16,549 And I'm cold and hungry. 112 00:05:16,550 --> 00:05:19,296 Well, I'd say we go back to the car for shelter but... 113 00:05:19,297 --> 00:05:20,985 I don't even know where it is anymore. 114 00:05:21,675 --> 00:05:22,874 What are you doing? 115 00:05:22,883 --> 00:05:24,941 You can't eat those, we have to give it to Benson! 116 00:05:24,971 --> 00:05:27,379 Well, he's not getting anything if we die up here. 117 00:05:27,389 --> 00:05:29,057 Well, maybe there's something else we can eat. 118 00:05:29,976 --> 00:05:32,113 Can we eat... rocks? 119 00:05:32,114 --> 00:05:32,923 I saw one show 120 00:05:32,983 --> 00:05:35,351 where the guy made a three course meal out of nothing but tree bark. 121 00:05:42,254 --> 00:05:43,892 It's... not that bad. 122 00:05:44,252 --> 00:05:45,831 Dude... 123 00:05:47,139 --> 00:05:48,528 That's not right, man. 124 00:05:48,608 --> 00:05:50,874 What show did you see that bark thing on? 125 00:05:50,875 --> 00:05:52,014 It was on... 126 00:05:52,434 --> 00:05:53,882 Oh, Crazy Eats. 127 00:05:53,922 --> 00:05:57,759 The one where the guy makes himself insane by eating substitute but not food? 128 00:05:57,789 --> 00:05:59,976 Rigby, they don't even got side on that show! 129 00:06:00,026 --> 00:06:03,053 But Mordecai, the inside is the outside. 130 00:06:03,313 --> 00:06:08,118 The inside is the outside. The inside is the outside. 131 00:06:38,498 --> 00:06:40,755 Oh man, what happened? 132 00:06:40,756 --> 00:06:41,765 I don't know, dude. 133 00:06:41,824 --> 00:06:43,613 But we are not gonna survive this, are we? 134 00:06:43,633 --> 00:06:45,190 Dude, it's so cold. 135 00:06:45,191 --> 00:06:48,747 We're gonna freeze to death before we can get Benson these tortillas. 136 00:06:48,748 --> 00:06:50,686 If Skips were here, he would know what to do. 137 00:06:51,515 --> 00:06:53,213 Pay attention, guys, 138 00:06:53,253 --> 00:06:55,431 you gonna need to remember this stuff. 139 00:06:56,220 --> 00:06:59,707 Mordecai, we need to remember what Benson said at his wilderness presentation. 140 00:06:59,727 --> 00:07:00,596 Dude, that's it! 141 00:07:00,626 --> 00:07:01,655 Remember remember... 142 00:07:05,341 --> 00:07:08,498 and that's how you survive a bear attack. 143 00:07:08,698 --> 00:07:09,896 Thank you, Thomas. 144 00:07:09,976 --> 00:07:13,493 Hey, Mordecai and Rigby, I need your eyes up here. 145 00:07:13,573 --> 00:07:16,670 Oh, Benson, what about when it gets chilly? 146 00:07:16,690 --> 00:07:18,927 That's a great question, Pops. 147 00:07:18,947 --> 00:07:21,944 Now it may look like I'm just wearing a jacket up here. 148 00:07:22,264 --> 00:07:23,303 But underneath it, 149 00:07:23,363 --> 00:07:25,830 I have on a sweatshirt, followed by a long sleeve thermal, 150 00:07:25,840 --> 00:07:28,178 followed by a T-shirt, followed by a tank top. 151 00:07:28,268 --> 00:07:31,735 It's called layering, and it's your key to temperature regulation. 152 00:07:32,234 --> 00:07:33,243 Layering. 153 00:07:34,082 --> 00:07:35,640 There's nothing to make layers with. 154 00:07:35,641 --> 00:07:36,809 I see some layers. 155 00:07:41,345 --> 00:07:42,433 That's not for now, 156 00:07:42,434 --> 00:07:43,952 we need to save the rest for Benson. 157 00:07:44,931 --> 00:07:46,360 We better get a move on. 158 00:08:37,748 --> 00:08:39,037 End is near, 159 00:08:39,227 --> 00:08:41,345 tell Benson we've tried. 160 00:08:47,059 --> 00:08:49,107 - Did we make it? - No. 161 00:08:50,096 --> 00:08:52,604 It wasn't supposed to end like this, Mordecai. 162 00:08:54,272 --> 00:08:56,270 No, Rigby, don't give up! 163 00:08:56,290 --> 00:08:59,966 There gotta be one last thing we can remember from Benson's presentation. 164 00:08:59,996 --> 00:09:02,464 No, bro, this is it. 165 00:09:02,803 --> 00:09:05,261 See you on the other side. 166 00:09:08,148 --> 00:09:10,516 Please, just try to remember, Rigby! 167 00:09:10,536 --> 00:09:12,044 Do it for Benson. 168 00:09:13,513 --> 00:09:16,959 And if all else fails, find a cellphone signal, 169 00:09:17,009 --> 00:09:19,407 it may just save your life for one day. 170 00:09:19,567 --> 00:09:21,525 We have to find a cellphone signal. 171 00:09:21,535 --> 00:09:23,523 OKay, okay, let me just... 172 00:09:25,211 --> 00:09:26,519 It's all out of batteries. 173 00:09:26,520 --> 00:09:27,489 Then let's go! 174 00:09:34,851 --> 00:09:36,020 Mordecai! 175 00:09:36,530 --> 00:09:37,519 My leg... 176 00:09:38,098 --> 00:09:39,177 I can't! 177 00:09:39,197 --> 00:09:40,186 Yes, you can! 178 00:09:40,336 --> 00:09:42,084 This is our last chance, Rigby. 179 00:09:42,194 --> 00:09:44,861 Are you gonna die like a little baby or you gonna help me? 180 00:09:44,961 --> 00:09:46,659 I'll help you, Mordecai! 181 00:09:47,678 --> 00:09:49,976 - Anything? - Run faster! 182 00:09:57,569 --> 00:10:00,665 Come on, phone, please, please, please! 183 00:10:01,744 --> 00:10:04,392 A bar, Mordecai. We have a bar! 184 00:10:04,412 --> 00:10:07,339 - A bar? - A bar! A beautiful bar! 185 00:10:09,007 --> 00:10:11,075 Wait, call, dude, call! 186 00:10:11,105 --> 00:10:12,993 Ok, shhhh... I'm dialing. 187 00:10:14,072 --> 00:10:15,001 It's ringing. 188 00:10:23,662 --> 00:10:25,211 Hello? 189 00:10:25,221 --> 00:10:27,359 I can't believe it, you guys are still here... 190 00:10:27,379 --> 00:10:28,707 after all this time? 191 00:10:28,727 --> 00:10:31,425 Everything has changed some much since we've been gone. 192 00:10:31,505 --> 00:10:34,312 Is this still called the pine cone? 193 00:10:34,332 --> 00:10:36,130 What year is it? 194 00:10:36,160 --> 00:10:38,198 You guys were only gone a couple hours. 195 00:10:38,208 --> 00:10:40,955 We can hear you yelling on the other side of those tress. 196 00:10:40,965 --> 00:10:43,122 But every time we had Thomas go check it out, 197 00:10:43,123 --> 00:10:44,232 you attacked him. 198 00:10:44,312 --> 00:10:46,769 These tortillas are sucky and dirty, 199 00:10:46,789 --> 00:10:48,877 Benson, you saved us! 200 00:10:48,927 --> 00:10:51,495 Yeah, Benson, we are sorry we never listened. 201 00:10:51,505 --> 00:10:52,763 And you're so smart, 202 00:10:52,783 --> 00:10:55,610 how did you know we were gonna forget what tortillas to get? 203 00:10:55,630 --> 00:10:57,728 Alright, alright, that's enough. 204 00:10:57,768 --> 00:11:00,006 I had a feeling this might happened. 205 00:11:00,026 --> 00:11:03,053 Thomas, can you take the backup burgers over the grill, please? 206 00:11:03,073 --> 00:11:04,272 Backup burgers? 207 00:11:06,240 --> 00:11:08,018 Just don't touch any of the food.