I am not a cop, I am your worst nightmare.
Hey, hey, stop it!
Nice costume loser.
Happy Hallowe...
But the maniac was calling from outside of the house
Wait, is that... right?
I mean I mean inside the house!
Bad tale, bad!
Seirously, that made my ear sad bro.
There is no way you are winning the bet.
Bet?
Yep, Pops. Whoever tells the scariest story wins the pot.
Our halloween candy.
And whoever tells the worst story, probably Thomas, has to wear their costume until thanksgiving.
What a bet.
Your turn, Rigby. Any up.
We open on Mordicai eating cereal.
What is that?
Today I am a man, Mordicai!
My trembling days are over. I ordered a real bed with pillow covers and everything.
What the... How did you afford it?
I've been saving up all year.
Every time I found a penny instead of huckling it at traffic I put them into a jar.
Those things are impossible to put together, dude.
What ever, I am a man now. And man build things.
Besides, it comes with tools.
Good luck!
I don't need luck cause it gonna be easy.
So easy.
Done!
Thanks for your help, Skips
Yeah don't mention it.
Alright time to try this baby out!
Oh yeah!
Have you purchase a bed recently?
Yes.
It may have been a fatal mistake.
During a shoot out with police, dangerous murder Johnny Allenwrench
Identifiable by his gold tooth.
Fallen to a umak machine. And it's manufactured into a bed.
Due to a clerical error it was shipped off to stores.
The company has issued a recall on all killurgen bed.
I feel bad for the losers who got that one.
I am one of those losers.
And so people with beds are at threat levelbed.
This just in. Police experts has track the specific bed with the murder in it.
If your bed has the following sku,
You are sleeping on a killer.
623570406...
The last number kinda smuged I can't really make it out.
It's a 8! An 8.
No!
What's the deal with Rigby?
Oh, he got a new bed or something
Nobody cares, dude.
I can use a little help guys.
It's just a bed, dude. You sleep in it.
Oh, that's it.
Rigby, stop messing around.
What the... Rigby! Careful with that L-end wrench
That was a firm mattress.
What's going on?
Back off, man.
Or the chick get wrenched.
Dude, he is super strong, Benson.
Oh, I've got powers, too.
Powers of negotiation.
Let Rigby go!
You will call the cops!
We won't call the cops if you let him go.
Right guys?
I've been on the run so long. I am just tired, man.
Look I am the park manager here. I can give you a job.
You do that? You do that for old Johnny Allenwrench?
Yeah, you don't have to run anymore.
You will start tomorrow.
No!
Way to plan that ambush, Rigby.
Way to lie to his face, Benson.
Hey! It's call... negotiating!
Rigby, you are getting all the promotions.
Wait, did he just say Rigby will get all the promotions?
Now that's a story, fools!
Eh, I can do better.
What? Why don't you put your candy to where your mouth is?
So you want me to eat it?
No. I mean put it on the table.
That what I thought you meant!
- Then do it then! - I will!
This one is gonna make you have to change your chones.
Man! Just disposal these pumpkins is the best job Benson ever gave us!
It's time like this I know I'm in the right profession!
Oh man. Last one.
How do we even... I mean, what do we even...
I know what to do.
Hey, where are we?
I don't know. Looks like some kind of abandoned pumpkin patch?
Oh, right bros! We hit the jackpot!
This party is gonna a whole lot pumpkin-ier!
Are you sure we are supposed to smash this? This is pretty far away.
I take my orders very seriously!
Benson said ALL the pumpkins.
Woah! Check that out!
Hey where did you get your cloth?
Out of my mom's dress?
Dude, what are you doing?
This is the perfect time to brush up on my clown work!
Hey it's just a joke. You seem a little stuck up.
Stuck up on that pole.
Smash