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I am not a cop, I am your worst nightmare.

2
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Hey, hey, stop it!

3
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Nice costume loser.

4
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Happy Hallowe...

5
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But the maniac was calling
from outside of the house

6
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Wait, is that... right?

7
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I mean I mean inside the house!

8
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Bad tale, bad!

9
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Seirously, that made my ear sad bro.

10
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There is no way you are winning the bet.

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Bet?

12
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Yep, Pops. Whoever tells the
scariest story wins the pot.

13
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Our halloween candy.

14
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And whoever tells the worst story, probably Thomas,
has to wear their costume until thanksgiving.

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What a bet.

16
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Your turn, Rigby. Any up.

17
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We open on Mordicai eating cereal.

18
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What is that?

19
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Today I am a man, Mordicai!

20
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My trembling days are over. I ordered a
real bed with pillow covers and everything.

21
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What the... How did you afford it?

22
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I've been saving up all year.

23
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Every time I found a penny instead of
huckling it at traffic I put them into a jar.

24
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Those things are impossible
to put together, dude.

25
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What ever, I am a man now.
And man build things.

26
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Besides, it comes with tools.

27
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Good luck!

28
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I don't need luck cause it gonna be easy.

29
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So easy.

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Done!

31
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Done!

32
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Thanks for your help, Skips

33
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Yeah don't mention it.

34
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Alright time to try this baby out!

35
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Oh yeah!

36
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Have you purchase a bed recently?

37
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Yes.

38
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It may have been a fatal mistake.

39
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During a shoot out with police, dangerous
murder Johnny Allenwrench

40
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Identifiable by his gold tooth.

41
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Fallen to a umak machine. And
it's manufactured into a bed.

42
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Due to a clerical error it
was shipped off to stores.

43
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The company has issued a
recall on all killurgen bed.

44
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I feel bad for the losers who got that one.

45
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I am one of those losers.

46
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And so people with beds
are at threat levelbed.

47
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This just in. Police experts has track
the specific bed with the murder in it.

48
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If your bed has the following sku,

49
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You are sleeping on a killer.

50
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623570406...

51
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The last number kinda smuged
I can't really make it out.

52
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It's a 8! An 8.

53
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No!

54
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What's the deal with Rigby?

55
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Oh, he got a new bed or something

56
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Nobody cares, dude.

57
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I can use a little help guys.

58
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It's just a bed, dude. You sleep in it.

59
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Oh, that's it.

60
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Rigby, stop messing around.

61
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What the... Rigby! Careful
with that L-end wrench

62
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That was a firm mattress.

63
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What's going on?

64
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Back off, man.

65
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Or the chick get wrenched.

66
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Dude, he is super strong, Benson.

67
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Oh, I've got powers, too.

68
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Powers of negotiation.

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Let Rigby go!

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You will call the cops!

71
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We won't call the cops if you let him go.

72
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Right guys?

73
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I've been on the run so long.
I am just tired, man.

74
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Look I am the park manager here.
I can give you a job.

75
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You do that? You do that for
old Johnny Allenwrench?

76
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Yeah, you don't have to run anymore.

77
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You will start tomorrow.

78
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No!

79
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Way to plan that ambush, Rigby.

80
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Way to lie to his face, Benson.

81
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Hey! It's call... negotiating!

82
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Rigby, you are getting all the promotions.

83
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Wait, did he just say Rigby
will get all the promotions?

84
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Now that's a story, fools!

85
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Eh, I can do better.

86
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What? Why don't you put your
candy to where your mouth is?

87
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So you want me to eat it?

88
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No. I mean put it on the table.

89
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That what I thought you meant!

90
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- Then do it then! - I will!

91
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This one is gonna make you
have to change your chones.

92
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Man! Just disposal these pumpkins is
the best job Benson ever gave us!

93
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It's time like this I know
I'm in the right profession!

94
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Oh man. Last one.

95
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How do we even... I mean,
what do we even...

96
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I know what to do.

97
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Hey, where are we?

98
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I don't know. Looks like some
kind of abandoned pumpkin patch?

99
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Oh, right bros! We hit the jackpot!

100
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This party is gonna a
whole lot pumpkin-ier!

101
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Are you sure we are supposed to smash this?
This is pretty far away.

102
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I take my orders very seriously!

103
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Benson said ALL the pumpkins.

104
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Woah! Check that out!

105
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Hey where did you get your cloth?

106
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Out of my mom's dress?

107
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Dude, what are you doing?

108
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This is the perfect time to
brush up on my clown work!

109
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Hey it's just a joke. You
seem a little stuck up.

110
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Stuck up on that pole.

111
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Smash