1 00:00:01,604 --> 00:00:03,110 What's a parkerversary? 2 00:00:03,187 --> 00:00:05,440 Dude, park anniversary, just break it down. 3 00:00:05,450 --> 00:00:06,860 Pops gonna give us really lame gifts, 4 00:00:06,869 --> 00:00:08,950 but just pretend you like it or you'll hurt his feelings. 5 00:00:08,998 --> 00:00:11,232 Hey, hey, Pops, happy parkerversary. 6 00:00:11,233 --> 00:00:13,467 I come bearing gifts. 7 00:00:13,515 --> 00:00:16,335 I picked out just the right presents for all of you. 8 00:00:18,186 --> 00:00:20,852 I can't wait. Open them, open them! 9 00:00:21,840 --> 00:00:24,477 Get peanut brittle with snack pops out. 10 00:00:26,184 --> 00:00:27,901 Or regular peanut brittle. 11 00:00:28,026 --> 00:00:29,224 Thanks, Pops. 12 00:00:30,692 --> 00:00:31,766 Normally socks! 13 00:00:33,262 --> 00:00:35,525 A merman statue made of shells? 14 00:00:35,554 --> 00:00:38,508 Man, this is... super neat! Thanks, Pops! 15 00:00:38,546 --> 00:00:40,464 Winning out by shells. 16 00:00:40,503 --> 00:00:43,131 Now, for Mordecai and Rigby's gifts. 17 00:00:43,284 --> 00:00:45,998 I think you are really going to like these. 18 00:00:48,031 --> 00:00:48,808 Tants. 19 00:00:48,818 --> 00:00:51,484 Dare to dine anywhere with flare in tants. 20 00:00:51,503 --> 00:00:53,268 The pant's that are also a table. 21 00:00:53,277 --> 00:00:55,272 - These are great. - Yeah, thanks, Pops. 22 00:00:55,291 --> 00:00:56,979 Wonderful! 23 00:00:56,998 --> 00:00:58,686 I knew they'll be a hit. 24 00:00:58,715 --> 00:01:01,371 Well, I still have gifts for Skips and Benson. 25 00:01:01,448 --> 00:01:03,261 Happy parkerverary! 26 00:01:03,270 --> 00:01:04,603 - Bye, Pops! - You too, Pops! 27 00:01:05,649 --> 00:01:07,730 What are we gonna do with tants? 28 00:01:07,749 --> 00:01:09,686 I think you hit the jackpot this year. 29 00:01:09,821 --> 00:01:11,758 Those tants are pretty fresh. 30 00:01:11,892 --> 00:01:15,498 You know, I could take those tants off your hands for you, 31 00:01:15,642 --> 00:01:16,870 free of charge. 32 00:01:17,944 --> 00:01:20,993 - Yeah, sure, go for it. - Oh, wise decision, bro. 33 00:01:21,751 --> 00:01:22,864 Tada! 34 00:01:23,966 --> 00:01:25,405 What are you wearing? 35 00:01:25,443 --> 00:01:28,234 Tants, I'm wearing tants. 36 00:01:28,301 --> 00:01:30,593 You must not have try them on yet. 37 00:01:31,485 --> 00:01:32,828 - Yeah. - You got us. 38 00:01:32,886 --> 00:01:36,328 You know, I didn't wanna make a big deal in front of the others, 39 00:01:36,338 --> 00:01:39,848 but, I put extra heart into picking out your presents. 40 00:01:39,906 --> 00:01:41,584 - Really? - Oh, yes. 41 00:01:41,622 --> 00:01:43,569 I wanted to use in Parkerversary 42 00:01:43,579 --> 00:01:47,568 as an opportunity to thank you for being such good friends to me. 43 00:01:47,655 --> 00:01:50,733 I thought we could all wear out tants and have lunch together. 44 00:01:51,702 --> 00:01:56,766 We... kind of don't have... tants... anymore. 45 00:02:01,254 --> 00:02:03,009 We gave the tants... 46 00:02:04,956 --> 00:02:07,258 we gave the tants... 47 00:02:08,600 --> 00:02:10,076 We gave them to the dry cleaners! 48 00:02:10,077 --> 00:02:11,928 Yeah, yeah, we took them to the dry cleaners 49 00:02:11,947 --> 00:02:13,856 to make sure they be clean the first time we try them on. 50 00:02:14,987 --> 00:02:16,292 Good show! 51 00:02:16,330 --> 00:02:19,178 Then let's do lunch tomorrow when you pick up your tants. 52 00:02:19,207 --> 00:02:21,586 - Oh, yes, for sure. - We definitely have tants for lunch tomorrow. 53 00:02:21,605 --> 00:02:22,593 Splendid. 54 00:02:28,567 --> 00:02:29,871 Dude, did you see his face? 55 00:02:29,872 --> 00:02:31,722 Yeah, we can't make Pops cry. 56 00:02:31,723 --> 00:02:34,782 Those tants are really bad, but hurting Pops' feeling is worse. 57 00:02:34,887 --> 00:02:37,323 Come on, we gotta see Muscle Man about these tants. 58 00:02:39,270 --> 00:02:41,754 - Yes? - We really need those tants back. 59 00:02:43,442 --> 00:02:44,535 Yeah, okay. 60 00:02:44,641 --> 00:02:46,530 Me and Starla have done with them anyway. 61 00:02:49,618 --> 00:02:50,366 What the... 62 00:02:50,367 --> 00:02:52,111 Gross, what did you do? 63 00:02:52,112 --> 00:02:54,394 All I did was to use them for a piece of dinner, 64 00:02:54,442 --> 00:02:55,899 with Starla. 65 00:02:55,900 --> 00:02:58,096 Blah, Did you even eat any of it? 66 00:02:58,115 --> 00:03:00,043 There's like a whole slice in the pant leg. 67 00:03:00,062 --> 00:03:01,913 You don't need to get worked up about it, 68 00:03:01,942 --> 00:03:03,639 just wash them, they'll be fine. 69 00:03:05,366 --> 00:03:07,245 - More up. - Wait, let me switch my grip. 70 00:03:07,255 --> 00:03:08,933 Alright, now turn the tants to the right. 71 00:03:09,279 --> 00:03:11,446 - No, my right. - It's not fitting. 72 00:03:11,465 --> 00:03:13,114 Because you need to turn the tants. 73 00:03:13,115 --> 00:03:15,224 I am turning it, you just have to push it more. 74 00:03:15,225 --> 00:03:17,746 It's not gonna work like that, the tants won't fit. 75 00:03:17,747 --> 00:03:19,387 Why do you keep saying tants so much? 76 00:03:19,406 --> 00:03:21,123 - Just turn them. - Just stuff them up! 77 00:03:23,578 --> 00:03:25,515 You break them up, take them out. 78 00:03:26,781 --> 00:03:28,507 - What was that? - Dude, look out! 79 00:03:31,663 --> 00:03:34,175 - Maybe we can still fix it? - There's nothing left to fix! 80 00:03:35,029 --> 00:03:36,784 We're gonna have to buy new tants. 81 00:03:37,973 --> 00:03:39,267 There it is! Click it, click it! 82 00:03:39,268 --> 00:03:40,505 Alright, let's see. 83 00:03:40,860 --> 00:03:41,598 Which one is it? 84 00:03:42,260 --> 00:03:43,027 This one. 85 00:03:43,238 --> 00:03:44,638 200 dollars? 86 00:03:44,648 --> 00:03:47,621 The ergonomic cup holder makes it limited edition? 87 00:03:48,599 --> 00:03:51,467 I can't believe Pops spent so much money on us. 88 00:03:51,476 --> 00:03:53,375 We are not limited edition friends. 89 00:03:53,394 --> 00:03:55,361 We're just standard issue jerks. 90 00:03:55,437 --> 00:03:56,809 We're gonna have to tell Pops. 91 00:03:56,818 --> 00:03:58,476 Mordecai, Rigby! 92 00:03:58,477 --> 00:04:00,682 I've been looking all over for you. 93 00:04:00,683 --> 00:04:04,001 I've been so excited about tomorrow. 94 00:04:12,201 --> 00:04:15,567 Anyway, I forgot to ask which beverage you like. 95 00:04:15,596 --> 00:04:17,812 Lemonade or pink lemonade? 96 00:04:19,279 --> 00:04:22,530 What am I saying, I'll get both. 97 00:04:22,540 --> 00:04:26,290 Let's go wild, it is our first tants lunch together. 98 00:04:27,191 --> 00:04:28,505 I can't wait for it. 99 00:04:32,274 --> 00:04:33,549 We can't tell Pops. 100 00:04:34,576 --> 00:04:36,973 - What are we gonna do? - Just let me think. 101 00:04:37,069 --> 00:04:38,613 It just a pants in a table. 102 00:04:38,728 --> 00:04:40,521 Maybe we could just make some tants. 103 00:04:40,522 --> 00:04:41,577 Make them? How? 104 00:04:41,596 --> 00:04:44,252 Remember that one time Benson make park uniform for everyone? 105 00:04:44,281 --> 00:04:45,777 Oh, the ones we only wear once? 106 00:04:46,938 --> 00:04:47,858 Yeah, those. 107 00:04:47,878 --> 00:04:50,696 Anyway, if you use that sewing machine, we can make new tants. 108 00:04:50,697 --> 00:04:51,818 Oh, yeah. 109 00:04:51,819 --> 00:04:52,874 Where was that thing again? 110 00:04:52,903 --> 00:04:54,754 - The basement? - Yeah, the basement! 111 00:04:55,569 --> 00:04:57,505 Dude, I don't know how to use this thing. 112 00:04:57,506 --> 00:04:58,475 Well, neither do I. 113 00:04:59,089 --> 00:05:00,288 What are we gonna do? 114 00:05:00,786 --> 00:05:01,659 Eileen! 115 00:05:02,484 --> 00:05:05,802 Diamond cross stitcher's 5000 double diamonds series? 116 00:05:05,821 --> 00:05:08,065 You know these staff making these in 1975. 117 00:05:08,075 --> 00:05:11,018 It's the last of its series to have solid steel proof plane. 118 00:05:11,019 --> 00:05:12,228 So does that mean you can do it? 119 00:05:12,256 --> 00:05:15,057 With a work tool like this, I think I can manage. 120 00:05:15,105 --> 00:05:18,644 But if we're gonna get these tants done by tomorrow, you guys will need to help. 121 00:06:08,005 --> 00:06:09,961 Eileen, they look great! 122 00:06:09,962 --> 00:06:11,506 They really do, don't they? 123 00:06:11,525 --> 00:06:12,350 Awesome! 124 00:06:12,436 --> 00:06:14,978 Now we just have to add the logos to make them look legit. 125 00:06:17,490 --> 00:06:19,639 Are you sure about ripping off the Logo? 126 00:06:19,677 --> 00:06:21,633 This warning seems pretty specific. 127 00:06:21,720 --> 00:06:23,215 But if we don't use the real logo, 128 00:06:23,216 --> 00:06:24,827 Pops will know they're different tants. 129 00:06:24,846 --> 00:06:27,282 We have to take it for Pops' lunch. 130 00:06:37,007 --> 00:06:39,251 - Seize them, assist! - Who are you? 131 00:06:39,817 --> 00:06:44,151 Only the acting president and founder of tantsco make our tants. 132 00:06:44,152 --> 00:06:47,556 I'm here to investigate the great violation of tantsco company's rules. 133 00:06:47,604 --> 00:06:51,286 Attempting or removing our official tants logo was forbidden by law... 134 00:06:51,287 --> 00:06:52,121 of my company. 135 00:06:52,131 --> 00:06:53,704 And it is punishable by my company. 136 00:06:53,723 --> 00:06:55,507 Sir, you better take a look at this. 137 00:06:57,952 --> 00:07:01,769 Do you know how many tants go larger violating with this off-brand tants? 138 00:07:01,932 --> 00:07:03,207 - I don't know. - A couple? 139 00:07:03,208 --> 00:07:05,634 Well, it's at least 17, easily! 140 00:07:05,682 --> 00:07:09,250 The tantsco company and its subsequent products are my family's bread and butter. 141 00:07:09,269 --> 00:07:11,445 Heck! Those products are family to me. 142 00:07:11,446 --> 00:07:14,859 It's just like you walking into my home and taking food right on my wife's mouth. 143 00:07:14,860 --> 00:07:16,480 Well, I can't let this continue. 144 00:07:16,481 --> 00:07:19,339 Today is bootleg tants, but what will it be tomorrow? 145 00:07:19,444 --> 00:07:20,662 Bootleg glups? 146 00:07:22,849 --> 00:07:24,930 You know, the glove there is also a coffee cup. 147 00:07:25,409 --> 00:07:27,788 Or... maybe you wanna make some sombrasses, 148 00:07:27,817 --> 00:07:29,792 the sombrero is also glasses. 149 00:07:30,607 --> 00:07:33,714 Or what about stiloes? The shoes are also stilts. 150 00:07:33,715 --> 00:07:35,566 Are you gonna bootleg these? 151 00:07:36,947 --> 00:07:38,711 It's okay, he still got his pants on. 152 00:07:41,416 --> 00:07:43,027 If these fool tants exist, 153 00:07:43,046 --> 00:07:46,412 it'll open the flood day to all kinds of bootleg tantsco products. 154 00:07:46,480 --> 00:07:48,417 And I'm not about to let this happen to my company! 155 00:07:48,465 --> 00:07:50,824 I'm destroying these imposters. 156 00:07:51,342 --> 00:07:52,349 - No! - You can't! 157 00:07:59,177 --> 00:08:00,625 In your face. 158 00:08:06,715 --> 00:08:09,679 You know brand name tants are fire-proof, 159 00:08:09,688 --> 00:08:11,865 did you make yours fire-proof? 160 00:08:11,875 --> 00:08:13,457 - Don't do it! - NO! 161 00:08:14,062 --> 00:08:18,061 Before I torch these imposters, just tell me one thing, 162 00:08:18,320 --> 00:08:23,777 why on this good great green earth would you make fake tants? 163 00:08:23,920 --> 00:08:25,148 Because we had to! 164 00:08:25,618 --> 00:08:27,287 Lier, lier, tants on fire. 165 00:08:27,315 --> 00:08:29,617 There is no good reason to bootleg tants. 166 00:08:29,627 --> 00:08:31,803 Pops, Pops is a good reason. 167 00:08:31,804 --> 00:08:33,741 He bought us real tants from your company. 168 00:08:33,770 --> 00:08:36,302 He just wanted to have one lunch with us in tants. 169 00:08:36,340 --> 00:08:39,763 But we didn't appreciate Pops or his gifts, and they got ruined. 170 00:08:39,764 --> 00:08:41,221 We were just trying to fix things. 171 00:08:41,222 --> 00:08:43,370 And Eileen worked really hard to help us. 172 00:08:43,859 --> 00:08:45,758 I'm sorry we ripped the label off, 173 00:08:45,767 --> 00:08:47,685 and I'm sorry we made fake tants. 174 00:08:47,686 --> 00:08:50,917 But we couldn't let Pops down and still call ourselves his friends. 175 00:08:51,435 --> 00:08:55,933 - But that's the reason I consider you my best friends. - Pops! 176 00:08:55,972 --> 00:08:57,257 I heard everything. 177 00:08:57,285 --> 00:08:58,916 Pops, we were so sorry. 178 00:08:58,935 --> 00:09:00,863 No, I won't hear it. 179 00:09:00,872 --> 00:09:05,783 The links that you went for mine seize me more than any lunch in tants. 180 00:09:05,792 --> 00:09:08,564 That is true friendship. 181 00:09:08,957 --> 00:09:09,983 Thanks, Pops. 182 00:09:12,956 --> 00:09:15,651 Tiekerchief, it's tie and also hankerchief. 183 00:09:16,735 --> 00:09:20,226 I've never seem such touching display on friendship in all my life. 184 00:09:20,504 --> 00:09:22,748 This is why I started tantsco. 185 00:09:23,055 --> 00:09:26,900 For the people is beautiful than any products my company can make. 186 00:09:26,901 --> 00:09:28,550 Does that mean we can have our tants back? 187 00:09:28,694 --> 00:09:29,385 No! 188 00:09:30,238 --> 00:09:31,236 My work! 189 00:09:32,617 --> 00:09:35,570 Real friends deserve real tants. 190 00:09:35,580 --> 00:09:36,999 Tants all around! 191 00:09:37,028 --> 00:09:38,352 - Nice! - Sweet! 192 00:09:38,371 --> 00:09:41,104 I don't even know what's real and what's not. 193 00:09:41,852 --> 00:09:44,509 You know, Pops, these tants are pretty chioce. 194 00:09:44,585 --> 00:09:47,538 Yes, isn't it fabric nice and breathable? 195 00:09:47,539 --> 00:09:48,891 Yeah, totally! 196 00:09:49,150 --> 00:09:50,119 Check it out, 197 00:09:50,167 --> 00:09:53,754 the tantsco president gave us this prototype frolt. 198 00:09:53,792 --> 00:09:56,957 It even came with these four-legged acid washed jeans. 199 00:09:57,868 --> 00:09:59,470 It's okay if you jealous, 200 00:09:59,518 --> 00:10:01,608 tants are pretty last season. 201 00:10:06,001 --> 00:10:07,659 Pops, I know we're friends, 202 00:10:07,660 --> 00:10:09,625 but please don't ever buy us frolts. 203 00:10:09,626 --> 00:10:11,611 I'll never do that. 204 00:10:11,630 --> 00:10:13,644 Those look ridiculous.