What's a parkerversary?
Dude, park anniversary, just break it down.
Pops gonna give us really lame gifts,
but just pretend you like it or you'll hurt his feelings.
Hey, hey, Pops, happy parkerversary.
I come bearing gifts.
I picked out just the right presents for all of you.
I can't wait. Open them, open them!
Get peanut brittle with snack pops out.
Or regular peanut brittle.
Thanks, Pops.
Normally socks!
A merman statue made of shells?
Man, this is... super neat! Thanks, Pops!
Winning out by shells.
Now, for Mordecai and Rigby's gifts.
I think you are really going to like these.
Tants.
Dare to dine anywhere with flare in tants.
The pant's that are also a table.
- These are great. - Yeah, thanks, Pops.
Wonderful!
I knew they'll be a hit.
Well, I still have gifts for Skips and Benson.
Happy parkerverary!
- Bye, Pops! - You too, Pops!
What are we gonna do with tants?
I think you hit the jackpot this year.
Those tants are pretty fresh.
You know, I could take those tants off your hands for you,
free of charge.
- Yeah, sure, go for it. - Oh, wise decision, bro.
Tada!
What are you wearing?
Tants, I'm wearing tants.
You must not have try them on yet.
- Yeah. - You got us.
You know, I didn't wanna make a big deal in front of the others,
but, I put extra heart into picking out your presents.
- Really? - Oh, yes.
I wanted to use in Parkerversary
as an opportunity to thank you for being such good friends to me.
I thought we could all wear out tants and have lunch together.
We... kind of don't have... tants... anymore.
We gave the tants...
we gave the tants...
We gave them to the dry cleaners!
Yeah, yeah, we took them to the dry cleaners
to make sure they be clean the first time we try them on.
Good show!
Then let's do lunch tomorrow when you pick up your tants.
- Oh, yes, for sure. - We definitely have tants for lunch tomorrow.
Splendid.
Dude, did you see his face?
Yeah, we can't make Pops cry.
Those tants are really bad, but hurting Pops' feeling is worse.
Come on, we gotta see Muscle Man about these tants.
- Yes? - We really need those tants back.
Yeah, okay.
Me and Starla have done with them anyway.
What the...
Gross, what did you do?
All I did was to use them for a piece of dinner,
with Starla.
Blah, Did you even eat any of it?
There's like a whole slice in the pant leg.
You don't need to get worked up about it,
just wash them, they'll be fine.
- More up. - Wait, let me switch my grip.
Alright, now turn the tants to the right.
- No, my right. - It's not fitting.
Because you need to turn the tants.
I am turning it, you just have to push it more.
It's not gonna work like that, the tants won't fit.
Why do you keep saying tants so much?
- Just turn them. - Just stuff them up!
You break them up, take them out.
- What was that? - Dude, look out!
- Maybe we can still fix it? - There's nothing left to fix!
We're gonna have to buy new tants.
There it is! Click it, click it!
Alright, let's see.
Which one is it?
This one.
200 dollars?
The ergonomic cup holder makes it limited edition?
I can't believe Pops spent so much money on us.
We are not limited edition friends.
We're just standard issue jerks.
We're gonna have to tell Pops.
Mordecai, Rigby!
I've been looking all over for you.
I've been so excited about tomorrow.
Anyway, I forgot to ask which beverage you like.
Lemonade or pink lemonade?
What am I saying, I'll get both.
Let's go wild, it is our first tants lunch together.
I can't wait for it.
We can't tell Pops.
- What are we gonna do? - Just let me think.
It just a pants in a table.
Maybe we could just make some tants.
Make them? How?
Remember that one time Benson make park uniform for everyone?
Oh, the ones we only wear once?
Yeah, those.
Anyway, if you use that sewing machine, we can make new tants.
Oh, yeah.
Where was that thing again?
- The basement? - Yeah, the basement!
Dude, I don't know how to use this thing.
Well, neither do I.
What are we gonna do?
Eileen!
Diamond cross stitcher's 5000 double diamonds series?
You know these staff making these in 1975.
It's the last of its series to have solid steel proof plane.
So does that mean you can do it?
With a work tool like this, I think I can manage.
But if we're gonna get these tants done by tomorrow, you guys will need to help.
Eileen, they look great!
They really do, don't they?
Awesome!
Now we just have to add the logos to make them look legit.
Are you sure about ripping off the Logo?
This warning seems pretty specific.
But if we don't use the real logo,
Pops will know they're different tants.
We have to take it for Pops' lunch.
- Seize them, assist! - Who are you?
Only the acting president and founder of tantsco make our tants.
I'm here to investigate the great violation of tantsco company's rules.
Attempting or removing our official tants logo was forbidden by law...
of my company.
And it is punishable by my company.
Sir, you better take a look at this.
Do you know how many tants go larger violating with this off-brand tants?
- I don't know. - A couple?
Well, it's at least 17, easily!
The tantsco company and its subsequent products are my family's bread and butter.
Heck! Those products are family to me.
It's just like you walking into my home and taking food right on my wife's mouth.
Well, I can't let this continue.
Today is bootleg tants, but what will it be tomorrow?
Bootleg glups?
You know, the glove there is also a coffee cup.
Or... maybe you wanna make some sombrasses,
the sombrero is also glasses.
Or what about stiloes? The shoes are also stilts.
Are you gonna bootleg these?
It's okay, he still got his pants on.
If these fool tants exist,
it'll open the flood day to all kinds of bootleg tantsco products.
And I'm not about to let this happen to my company!
I'm destroying these imposters.
- No! - You can't!
In your face.
You know brand name tants are fire-proof,
did you make yours fire-proof?
- Don't do it! - NO!
Before I torch these imposters, just tell me one thing,
why on this good great green earth would you make fake tants?
Because we had to!
Lier, lier, tants on fire.
There is no good reason to bootleg tants.
Pops, Pops is a good reason.
He bought us real tants from your company.
He just wanted to have one lunch with us in tants.
But we didn't appreciate Pops or his gifts, and they got ruined.
We were just trying to fix things.
And Eileen worked really hard to help us.
I'm sorry we ripped the label off,
and I'm sorry we made fake tants.
But we couldn't let Pops down and still call ourselves his friends.
- But that's the reason I consider you my best friends. - Pops!
I heard everything.
Pops, we were so sorry.
No, I won't hear it.
The links that you went for mine seize me more than any lunch in tants.
That is true friendship.
Thanks, Pops.
Tiekerchief, it's tie and also hankerchief.
I've never seem such touching display on friendship in all my life.
This is why I started tantsco.
For the people is beautiful than any products my company can make.
Does that mean we can have our tants back?
No!
My work!
Real friends deserve real tants.
Tants all around!
- Nice! - Sweet!
I don't even know what's real and what's not.
You know, Pops, these tants are pretty chioce.
Yes, isn't it fabric nice and breathable?
Yeah, totally!
Check it out,
the tantsco president gave us this prototype frolt.
It even came with these four-legged acid washed jeans.
It's okay if you jealous,
tants are pretty last season.
Pops, I know we're friends,
but please don't ever buy us frolts.
I'll never do that.
Those look ridiculous.