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Man, Timmy's so awesome.

2
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I couldn't believe he's already turning 10.

3
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Seriously, we watched
that kid grow up, bro.

4
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Happy Birthday Timmy.

5
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Guys guys, check it out!

6
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I'm gonna walk the plank
like a real pirate.

7
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And the winner, of the astronaut
ice cream eating contest is...

8
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Timmy!

9
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You guys always make my birthday the best.

10
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Man, Timmy's party just keep
getting better every year.

11
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Yeah, we gotta make sure this stunt
man party is the best one yet.

12
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What do you mean "a real stunt man job"?

13
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But it's a stunt man theme party, what
are we supposed to tell my client?

14
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Well you can say goodbye to your
complementary fountain sodas.

15
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And you'll never stunt in
this park again, Mr. Hazard.

16
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Is everything okay, Benson?

17
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No, everything is not okay.

18
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The stunt man canceled and
Timmy's party is ruined.

19
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Are you serious?

20
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But Timmy is counting on us

21
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I know, but where am I supposed to find
a stunt man this late in the game?

22
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Well, I might know a guy who...

23
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actually no.

24
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I don't know any stunt man.

25
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Urr... you losing it, Mitch.

26
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That's it, we have to cancel Timmy's party.

27
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No wait!

28
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Yeah! Maybe one of us can do the stunt.

29
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No, it has to be a license stunt man.

30
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Our insurance doesn't cover amateurs.

31
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Well, how hard it is to get a license?

32
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Hard, the success rate at stunt
man college is only 25%.

33
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And you guys aren't exactly
stunt man material.

34
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But if it's 25% , then at least one
of us should be able to do it right?

35
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You think you're gonna beat the
odds like that in one day?

36
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If that's what it would take to
make Timmy happy, then we'll do it.

37
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Yeah, it's the only chance we have.

38
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We'll done with all the party pret.

39
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All in rolls right now.

40
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Okay.

41
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But one of you'd better come
back with a stunt man license.

42
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Or else Timmy's birthday and probably
his life are gonna be ruined.

43
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Are you sure this is the right place?

44
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It's the address that was on the brochure.

45
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This is definitely the right place.

46
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Johnny Crasher is a living legend.

47
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Before he retired, he went
in and out over 40 comas.

48
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No other stunt man is survived
anywhere near that many.

49
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Johnny Crasher!

50
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Wow! Did you see that roll?

51
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Not part of the stunt.

52
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Uhh, are you okay?

53
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Yes, are you trying to say I
look bad after been in 40 comas?

54
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Are you talking to me?

55
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Because...

56
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Yeah, I am talking to you.

57
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You think the stunt man
is suppose to be pretty?

58
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You think...

59
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This headache.

60
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Okay, well unless you're just here to drop
off your recycling, let's get started.

61
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Here are your stunt textbooks.

62
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They contain everything you need
to know to complete this course.

63
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You should read this in case I forget
to teach you something important.

64
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Which is very likely because
I've been in 40 comas.

65
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You may think you have what
it takes to be a stunt man.

66
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But I am here to tell ya,

67
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Never that matters if
you can't do one thing.

68
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A stunt man gotta hit his marks.

69
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If you can't do that, you are worthless!

70
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Now, before I give away any another
freebies there is little matter of tuition.

71
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Cash your money orders only.

72
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That will just about to make up
for the way things turn out.

73
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So just a few warnings, while you're
still in the comfort of your chairs.

74
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You're gonna be breaking bones out there,
you're gonna be get your teeth knocked out.

75
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Your face's smashed, your
eye-balls' ripped out.

76
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Anybody wanna quit yet?

77
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No?

78
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Alright, good.

79
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He is just being dramatic, right?

80
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Hey, little guy. I am sorry.

81
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Do you wanna teach the class?

82
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Maybe you should get up here on the mark
and show everybody how to take a punch.

83
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Huh?

84
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But...

85
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Now!

86
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Good luck, dude.

87
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Yeah wo-hoo! Teach us, teacher.

88
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You think there is something
funny about stunts?

89
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No, sir. I am sorry sir, that
looks very serious, sir.

90
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It was, but I don't think you
realize how serious it is.

91
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So why don't you get up here
and take the next punch?

92
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Back your crib, you little baby.

93
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So, are there any secrets?

94
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I am confused.

95
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Aren't we suppose to learn
how to take a fake punch?

96
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Oh, you are confused.

97
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Ah, okay. Why don't you get on this mark
so that I can punch you in the face.

98
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Well, well, well, you
passed basic training.

99
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Congratulations!

100
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By the way, I'm being sarcastic.

101
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

102
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It was your tone, and
the eye rolling thing.

103
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You've gone from being delicate butterflies
to slightly less delicate butterflies.

104
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It don't mean nothing!

105
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If you want your stuntman licenses,

106
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You have to pass my final exam!

107
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Final exam?

108
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This ain't no nanby-panby
true or false test.

109
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It's five and half acres of your pure pain!

110
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And if your survived that, you just hit
your mark and you'll get your license.

111
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Where are you guys?

112
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Er... We are about to
take the stuntman exam.

113
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Oh, hurry, we need a...

114
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Uncle Benson!

115
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Timmy's here, er... I'll stall.

116
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Timmy!

117
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Bros, come on, bring it in!

118
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The odds say at least
one of us can make it.

119
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One! Two! Three!

120
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Who's this for?

121
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Timmy!

122
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You are ready?

123
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Sir, yes sir!

124
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Starting position!

125
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Get set! Go!

126
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Good luck cadets!

127
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Bros go on without me, I can't take it.

128
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What? No!

129
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Just now going through those wooden panels,

130
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It felt like we went through
three times or something.

131
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What about Timmy?

132
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Timmy's a great kid, be great for him.

133
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We've got to go!

134
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Timmy! Timmy!

135
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Don't try this at home!

136
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Come on! bros!

137
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Mordecai!

138
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Dudes, I can't hold on.

139
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But you've got've.

140
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Tell Timmy, I'm sorry.

141
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No!

142
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Go without me dude.

143
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What? We already lost two men!

144
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But the pain...

145
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How about Timmy's emotional pain...

146
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when his big one-oh hope blows.

147
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Your pain means nothing!
Timmy means everything!

148
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You're right!

149
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Well at least we don't
have to jump over sharks.

150
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What was that?

151
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The final jump! Got it bro!

152
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Ew, this part always gets up.

153
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Dude, we are gonna miss our mark!

154
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Jump at my back bro.

155
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Dude! How do you know to wear a wingsuit?

156
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It was in the textbook bro.

157
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Well I'll be! He have read the text book.

158
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Alright! let me down easy.

159
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The doctor says this I would
never produce tears again.

160
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But the way you hit those marks out
there is nothing short of a miracle.

161
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Con-n-gra-a-tu-u-lations! And er...
this time I'm being sincere.

162
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Everything ready guys?

163
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Yeah.

164
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Okay kids, it's the moment
you've all been waiting for.

165
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It's time for my birthday stunt!

166
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Hit it!

167
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Yeah! Make some noioioise!

168
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Happy Birthday Timmy!

169
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I'm sorry Timmy.

170
00:10:03,151 --> 00:10:06,736
Alright! It was the best
stunt I've ever seen!

171
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Now! Let's open some presents!

172
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Ah... I love that little guy.