Hey, hear me out.
All I am saying,
is it's hard to make a new year's resolution
when you're always bringing your A game.
Come on, he gotta have a resolution for new years.
I guess I could always put more time on my amazing muscles.
I'll really get these kittens to purr next year.
I think I'd like to learn a second language, what about you, Thomas?
I'm gonna try help my mum out more this year.
Not cool, bro. That resolution is legit.
Here are your coffees, guys.
Yo, Eileen. You got a resolution?
Well... I'd like to work on my craft book more,
but I won't have time till we got another waitress here.
Can I get a refill over here?
Later.
Let's talk about real resolutions.
This year's gonna be the year of the Rigby.
I'm keeping it all Rigby all the time.
What is that even mean?
You're just picking something vague so you can't fail at it.
No, last year definitely didn't have enough Rigby,
this year is gonna be Rigby crazy!
I don't know, plus you feel pretty crazy.
That is just because Margaret dumped you.
Ah, dude! Come on!
What? I am just keeping it Rigby.
So you're gonna turn around your lady luck this year?
Yeah, as a matter of fact I am.
This year, no more waiting or wussing out.
If I see a cute girl, I'll just talk to her.
So, when do we meetin' up for the new year's eve party?
What new year's eve party?
It's one of those parties where you wear masks and stuff.
A masquerade?
Yeah whatever. Like I said, you wear masks.
Yo bro! She is pretty smoking.
Yeah... I... I mean, what?
You should go talk to her, man.
- Come on dude! -You have to, man. Come on.
I... I don't really think...
Come on dude, you got this. No problem.
Yeah, alright. I got this.
- Oh yeah! - Mordecai is doing it!
What are they saying?
I don't know, bro. Be quiet!
She's smiling a lot.
He's going back.
How did it go?
I got her digit!
So, are you gonna call her?
Yeah, I think I'll ask her to the New Year's Eve party tomorrow.
Nice!
Looks like we need a round of victory coffees!
But first I gotta empty the tank.
Rrrrrrrigby!
Chill, dude. It's just me. I mean, you.
Look, I am you from the future.
What the...?
Were you in the store the whole time?
Gross! No! I've got something important to tell you.
You have to help Mordecai,
he's going to kiss a girl on new year and you have to stop it.
That sounds like the opposite of helping him.
Are you really me from the future?
Come on, you have to trust me.
Oh yeah? Prove it.
If you're from the future then what's my new year's resolution?
Yeah of the Rigby Baby!
Whoa... you're ME from the future!
Yeah I know.
Okay so what's the deal with this new year's kiss again?
Look, it's gonna happen like this.
Tomorrow at the new year's mask party thing,
Pops's gonna open a bottle of sparkling apple juice too early.
Then, Muscle man's gonna streak in a diaper.
And right after that, Mordecai is gonna kiss a girl he shouldn't kiss.
You gotta stop that kiss!
Okay, but why?
Sorry, future rules say I can't tell you. But...
Insert 5 credits to continue hologram phoning.
Wait... No! Trust me, It's the only way that he will be happy...
Happy new year, bro!
Dude, have you seen that girl's phone number?
I thought I put it on the nightstand but I can't find it.
What does it look like?
Like a bunch of numbers next to a girl's name?
Oh, THAT phone number. Nope, haven't seen it.
Rigby, where's the number?
Look, You don't need to be mad, but I might have thrown it away.
What? What's wrong with you?
Hey just calm down! My future self told me this was the right thing to do.
Oh yeah? And where's this future self now?
Err... he had to go, he ran out of credits, future credits!
Not cool, bro.
Come on! We will go to the party in a group like we've planned! It'll be fun!
Alright. Thought I can't see that number anyway.
Hello? Oh hey! Tracy!
Yeah yeah, of course I remember you, from the coffee shop!
No no. I was totally gonna call you,
I just don't know if I have to wait a day or two, or two and a half.
But... um... yeah, I was wondering if you want to...
If you don't have plans...
to go to this new year's masquerade thing tonight?
With me, I mean.
Cool! So should I pick you up?
Yo Rigby. Check it out! I am gonna prank in the new year right.
I am making this tear-away tuxedo pants,
so I can streak at midnight.
Fives, time.
Piont four five seconds.
Still not fast enough.
You're streaking at the new year's party?
Oh no!
Whatever, not everyone understands performance art.
Skips! I have to stop Mordecai from kissing this girl at midnight.
Why?
Cos my future self appeared to me in the bathroom
and he told me all these stuff is gonna happen,
and now it is happening and all I know is this is really important!
Well it sounds like the wheels of fate is already in motion.
So... you're probably gonna fail.
What? So what do I do?
Time travel gets really complicated,
and my advice is to not overthinking.
See you at the party.
Yeah, he came a while ago with his date,
she seems pretty nice yeah.
NO!
Mordecai?
Pops! Have you seen Mordecai?
Oh Rigby, how did you know it was me?
Oh, before I forget.
Make sure you get some of this sparkling apple juice.
Oh no!
So... you work and live at the park?
Yeah, it's pretty cool.
You know what this party reminds me of?
Err.. what?
Well you know that video game
where you spy in that fort embassy
and you have to fight all the zombies?
I wasn't allowed to play video games since a kid.
What? You gotta be kidding me.
So... what're you into?
Texting... some social media...
I'm gonna... get us some punch.
Mordecai!
This date is the worst!
I thought he was eccentric, but
he is just weird.
The good news is
when Tommy finds out that I am with another guy
he'll be so jealous.
We're totally gonna get back together.
Ah, future me totally called it!
Here's your punch.
Dude, no!
Rigby, what are you doing?
You can't kiss that girl.
She said you're eccentric and weird,
and she is just using you to get back with Tommy.
That's it.
She is the wrong girl, you have to listen to me.
No, dude. Will you quit messing with me?
I think I have a chance with this.
You can't do this!
My future self told me it was important!
Oh! The future self you met in the bathroom?
Right.
No!
DON'T KISS HER!
Get off me!
Wha...? No! Wait!
I hope you enjoy spending the year of the Rigby alone!
Rrrrrrigby!
Dude? Why you always showing up in the bathroom?
I just get better reception.
Anyway, what're you doing here? You're running out of time.
Me? What are you doing in here?
I could use you out here when I was trying convince Mordecai!
He won't believe and it's almost midnight!
Alright, alright. Here's something to help you.
This stop watch will slow the time for 60 seconds.
It will buy you some time to stop the kiss.
Great. But how am I supposed to get outta here to use it?
Alright everybody the balls are dropping on my watch,
which means it's time to count down to the new year.
I guess I'll see you later?
Unless you screw something up royal.
Ten!
Nine!
Eight!
Seven!
Six!
Five!
Four!
Three!
Two!
One!
No!
Happy new year!
Did I make it?
Get off me punk!
Oh Tommy! Are you okay?
@Tracy, #You Are The Best.
Wait... wha?
Mordecai!
I figured it out who Tommy was,
you were right dude, I should listen to you.
Sorry about locking you in the bathroom.
So that means... you didn't... I did it! Whoa!
Year of the Rigby!
Err.. sorry.
No worries. Running to meet your date? I get it.
Actually, the date thing didn't pan out tonight.
Oh, I know how that goes.
You know, twelve o'clock isn't over yet,
we can... still make the best of this.
Alright, let's greet the new year with a fresh face!
Everyone! Take off your masks!
- CJ? - Mordecai?
Aw... what? So does that mean...?
Did I...? I gotta check the bathroom.
CJ?
Happy new year!