1
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The reign of
your clan is over!

2
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For honor.

3
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Samurai.

4
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I thought we were ninjas.

5
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I'm winging it.

6
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Hey, this one is for me.

7
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It's an invitation to
our high-school reunion.

8
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No way, let me see that.

9
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It says it's in two days.

10
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What? So soon?

11
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We should totally go.

12
00:00:43,352 --> 00:00:47,448
Why? High school is so lame,
why would we wanna go back?

13
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Well, of course high
school was uncool,

14
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I'm talking about how
cool I was in high school

15
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and how awesome it will be to
show everyone I'm even cooler now.

16
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Here, follow me.

17
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I can't believe you have this.

18
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What do we have here?

19
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Activities, art club,
dodge ball, jazz band.

20
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You played tha saxophone.

21
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I signed up late, and all
the guitar spots were taken.

22
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That doesn't explain why you
took your senior picture with it.

23
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Well, yours can't
be any better.

24
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We'll see about that.

25
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I'm surprise you even got one
since you didn't get your diploma.

26
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Check out that photo!

27
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Oh right, it's
your big to-do list.

28
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A parting message for all
you losers going to college.

29
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While you chumps write book reports
and do Math for four more years,

30
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I'm gonna be
having all the fun.

31
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Only jerks would
choose more school.

32
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I'm gonna do way
more cool stuff.

33
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I'm gonna meet cool people, go
cool places and see cool things.

34
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You're the ones who are
gonna regret their choices.

35
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I'll go our reunion and rub it
in your face, then you will see.

36
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You'll all see.

37
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You're always making so
much troubles for yourself.

38
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Now, Don never gets in any
trouble when he's at school.

39
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Rigby out?

40
00:02:07,608 --> 00:02:09,926
Then you have a long list
stuff you said you'll do.

41
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Oh no, did I do any
thing on the list?

42
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- Nope.
- What do you mean?

43
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Is that I can't go without
doing something from the list?

44
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- Just don't go then.
- No, I have to go.

45
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If I'm not there, they'll think I
didn't do anything after high school

46
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and I'm just some
loser in a dead-end job.

47
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I can't let those
guys make fun of me!

48
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I got to do something
from the list!

49
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Well, you only have two days,
let's see what you can get done.

50
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None of time for you to
become a famous heart surgeon.

51
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Hamboning for pope won't work.

52
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Get picture taken while
mooning on all seven continents?

53
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That's actually really cool.

54
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But no.

55
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What about getting a
slam dunk in the Olympics?

56
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- No.
- Killl a giant squid?

57
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Nope.

58
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Having the world record for
the largest feet in the world

59
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and then kicking the
biggest butt in the world?

60
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Sorry, dude.

61
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There's nothing on this
list I can do in time.

62
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What about this? Skidive
while eating a burrito?

63
00:02:55,535 --> 00:02:57,159
You can probably
do that in two days.

64
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Actually, that's the only
one you can do in two days.

65
00:03:00,570 --> 00:03:01,774
Okay, then I will do it.

66
00:03:01,814 --> 00:03:04,112
The sky doesn't
know what's coming.

67
00:03:05,071 --> 00:03:07,468
- This is the place?
- This is the place.

68
00:03:07,508 --> 00:03:09,966
It's the only skydiving
school from miles.

69
00:03:13,242 --> 00:03:14,421
Hello?

70
00:03:20,455 --> 00:03:24,251
Welcome to Jumpin'
Jim's Skydiving Academy.

71
00:03:24,291 --> 00:03:25,515
I'm Jumpin' Jim.

72
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Are you boys ready to fall
in love with skydiving?

73
00:03:32,803 --> 00:03:35,480
Look, I need you to teach me
how to skydive before tomorrow.

74
00:03:35,520 --> 00:03:39,516
Oh, I see you got the
real fire in your belly.

75
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Well, you bet I can.

76
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So let's get you
straight to the fans.

77
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Now I'm gonna strap us
together tandem-style.

78
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That way you'll get a
feel for what it's like.

79
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I have to be strapped to you?

80
00:03:50,845 --> 00:03:53,582
No one goes alone
on their first jump.

81
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It just isn't done!

82
00:03:56,040 --> 00:03:59,376
Alright, let's
get you suited up.

83
00:04:02,873 --> 00:04:04,541
Now I know what
you're thinking,

84
00:04:04,576 --> 00:04:06,209
but don't look too down, son.

85
00:04:06,269 --> 00:04:09,666
Not all suits can be
made of Chinese silk,

86
00:04:09,701 --> 00:04:11,909
real Italian suede,

87
00:04:11,944 --> 00:04:14,586
and embroidered in Iceland.

88
00:04:14,621 --> 00:04:17,098
But every jumper's
got to start somewhere.

89
00:04:18,058 --> 00:04:18,822
Dude, burrito.

90
00:04:18,857 --> 00:04:21,154
Yeah, I gotta make sure I
can get this right. Hit me.

91
00:04:23,252 --> 00:04:24,971
Alright, here we go.

92
00:04:31,224 --> 00:04:34,781
Okay. When you're in the
air, you want to stay focused.

93
00:04:34,816 --> 00:04:36,819
There's only a
limited timeframe.

94
00:04:37,398 --> 00:04:39,176
Whoa son, what are you doing?

95
00:04:39,211 --> 00:04:40,815
Eating a burrito!

96
00:04:40,850 --> 00:04:41,579
No!

97
00:04:41,614 --> 00:04:43,872
No snacks on the fan!

98
00:04:44,091 --> 00:04:44,931
Rigby!

99
00:04:49,846 --> 00:04:51,864
Stay out of my school,

100
00:04:51,884 --> 00:04:54,461
then stay out of my sky!

101
00:04:56,939 --> 00:04:59,856
It's over. There's no
other place to go skydiving!

102
00:04:59,891 --> 00:05:01,519
You should just go
to the reunion anyway,

103
00:05:01,554 --> 00:05:03,552
who cares if you didn't
do anything from the list?

104
00:05:03,587 --> 00:05:04,556
Who cares?

105
00:05:04,591 --> 00:05:06,214
Everyone! They're
all gonna know!

106
00:05:06,249 --> 00:05:08,787
I'll just be a loser who's
done nothing since high school!

107
00:05:09,326 --> 00:05:12,763
You know who else has done
nothing since high school?

108
00:05:13,362 --> 00:05:14,981
MY MOM!

109
00:05:17,918 --> 00:05:19,481
Okay, for real, bro.

110
00:05:19,516 --> 00:05:22,493
If you got to go skydiving
while eating a burrito,

111
00:05:22,553 --> 00:05:24,611
I've got this guy
who owes me a favor.

112
00:05:24,646 --> 00:05:25,215
What guy?

113
00:05:25,250 --> 00:05:27,353
His name is Johnny,
he's got a plane

114
00:05:27,388 --> 00:05:30,165
and has been known to take people
skydiving from time to time.

115
00:05:30,200 --> 00:05:33,242
I'll take you tomorrow after
Starla and I finish brunch.

116
00:05:33,262 --> 00:05:34,786
And by brunch I mean...

117
00:05:34,821 --> 00:05:36,419
Ok, ok, we don't
need to hear it.

118
00:05:36,439 --> 00:05:37,883
I just need a
ride to this guy.

119
00:05:37,918 --> 00:05:41,634
Alright, fine. I'll take you
tomorrow right after Starla and I...

120
00:05:45,650 --> 00:05:47,228
This looks like kinda shady.

121
00:05:47,263 --> 00:05:47,873
It doesn't matter.

122
00:05:47,908 --> 00:05:49,826
As long as I can jump
out the plane, it's fine.

123
00:05:50,625 --> 00:05:52,003
Yo, Johnny!

124
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Johnny!

125
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Huh? What?

126
00:05:55,100 --> 00:05:56,919
Yo, Muscle Man!

127
00:05:58,617 --> 00:05:59,641
How's it going, man?

128
00:05:59,676 --> 00:06:01,834
Oh, you know, it's all good.

129
00:06:01,869 --> 00:06:03,839
- How you been?
- Pretty rad.

130
00:06:03,874 --> 00:06:05,810
Still doing the plane thing.

131
00:06:05,850 --> 00:06:09,726
Oh! I finally changed
my last name to Skydiver!

132
00:06:09,786 --> 00:06:10,630
Nice.

133
00:06:10,665 --> 00:06:13,422
Rigby changed his
name to Trashboat once.

134
00:06:13,457 --> 00:06:14,426
Stop talking!

135
00:06:14,461 --> 00:06:15,545
Can we just do this?

136
00:06:15,580 --> 00:06:17,468
Anyway, I'm here on business.

137
00:06:17,503 --> 00:06:19,321
I'm calling in the favor.

138
00:06:19,356 --> 00:06:21,399
Whoa, heavy, want do you need?

139
00:06:21,434 --> 00:06:24,091
My buddy Rigby here
needs to sky-dive today.

140
00:06:24,711 --> 00:06:26,214
I don't know, man.

141
00:06:26,249 --> 00:06:28,827
I have to mow the runway, and
then I've got this banner flying...

142
00:06:28,862 --> 00:06:31,561
I said I'm calling
in, Johnny Skydiver!

143
00:06:31,596 --> 00:06:33,868
OK, OK, you're right,
I'll take him up.

144
00:06:33,903 --> 00:06:36,139
But I got to fix
the plane real quick.

145
00:06:37,498 --> 00:06:39,016
Alright, just about to ready.

146
00:06:39,051 --> 00:06:39,821
How am I gonna make it?

147
00:06:39,856 --> 00:06:41,699
There's only 20 minutes
before the reunion.

148
00:06:41,734 --> 00:06:44,416
Reunion? That's where I'm
headed with the banner!

149
00:06:44,451 --> 00:06:47,908
You can do the stunt live and
skydive straight into the reunion.

150
00:06:47,942 --> 00:06:50,305
Fine! As soon as I grab my
stuff, we're hitting the sky!

151
00:06:50,385 --> 00:06:51,889
Alright, I got the
parachute to live,

152
00:06:51,924 --> 00:06:53,842
got the burrito to eat,
and the camera to prove it.

153
00:06:53,877 --> 00:06:54,861
That should be everything.

154
00:06:59,856 --> 00:07:01,399
Dude, this doesn't seem safe.

155
00:07:01,434 --> 00:07:02,658
I don't think you
should do this.

156
00:07:02,693 --> 00:07:04,911
I mean, who cares what your
old classmates think of you?

157
00:07:04,945 --> 00:07:06,156
It's not important.

158
00:07:06,191 --> 00:07:07,333
You don't understand,

159
00:07:07,368 --> 00:07:09,306
you were actually
cool in high school.

160
00:07:09,366 --> 00:07:10,865
This is my only shot.

161
00:07:12,803 --> 00:07:14,841
Rigby, we're good to go!

162
00:07:15,959 --> 00:07:18,457
Rigby, please don't do this!

163
00:07:18,497 --> 00:07:20,755
Just lie at the reunion,
and tell people you did it.

164
00:07:20,790 --> 00:07:21,834
They'll never know!

165
00:07:23,592 --> 00:07:26,329
You know, maybe you're
right, maybe they wouldn't.

166
00:07:28,207 --> 00:07:29,331
But I would.

167
00:07:29,366 --> 00:07:33,042
Johnny Skydiver, let's
get this bird in the air!

168
00:07:34,281 --> 00:07:35,700
Dude, come on!

169
00:07:35,780 --> 00:07:37,058
Let him go, bor.

170
00:07:45,150 --> 00:07:46,814
Anyway, the jump
site is coming up,

171
00:07:46,849 --> 00:07:49,466
so let me hit you with
some skydiving 101.

172
00:07:49,666 --> 00:07:51,249
You're gonna want to
pull the cord on the right

173
00:07:51,284 --> 00:07:55,220
to release your parachute at
anywhere between 3000 and 2000 feet.

174
00:07:55,240 --> 00:07:58,167
If your chute got tangled,
just kick your legs like crazy.

175
00:07:58,202 --> 00:08:01,094
You can also grab the chute and
throw it away from your body.

176
00:08:01,174 --> 00:08:02,138
And if that doesn't work,

177
00:08:02,173 --> 00:08:04,371
cut the lose and pull
the preserve cord.

178
00:08:04,406 --> 00:08:06,094
What if that
chute doesn't work?

179
00:08:06,129 --> 00:08:08,926
You've got the rest of
your life to enjoy the view.

180
00:08:10,465 --> 00:08:12,188
Don't worry, you'll do fine.

181
00:08:12,223 --> 00:08:13,946
Wait! You're not
jumping with me?

182
00:08:13,981 --> 00:08:16,339
No, man! Someone's
got to fly the plane.

183
00:08:16,374 --> 00:08:17,738
Who's flying it now?

184
00:08:18,717 --> 00:08:20,095
Oh, crud...

185
00:08:49,126 --> 00:08:50,125
Perfect!

186
00:08:54,161 --> 00:08:56,838
The Reunion Hall!
More perfect!

187
00:09:03,012 --> 00:09:04,771
Dude, something is
wrong with his chute.

188
00:09:06,968 --> 00:09:08,167
Oh no, bor...

189
00:09:10,105 --> 00:09:11,164
Go away!

190
00:09:16,079 --> 00:09:17,802
Dude, he cut away his chute!

191
00:09:17,837 --> 00:09:19,855
The preserve is
his last chance.

192
00:09:23,851 --> 00:09:24,771
No!

193
00:09:25,690 --> 00:09:27,028
What do I do? What do I do?

194
00:09:28,347 --> 00:09:29,406
Burrito!

195
00:09:29,426 --> 00:09:31,064
Don't let me down, buddy!

196
00:09:34,860 --> 00:09:37,238
Promise to save my life
before I let go of you!

197
00:09:38,337 --> 00:09:39,196
OK.

198
00:09:40,814 --> 00:09:41,833
Betrayal!

199
00:09:49,426 --> 00:09:51,724
Yeah! No!

200
00:09:54,760 --> 00:09:58,397
I don't know, man, I think
that was his last burrito.

201
00:09:58,432 --> 00:09:59,696
Wait, he's waking up!

202
00:10:01,833 --> 00:10:02,837
Did I make it?

203
00:10:02,872 --> 00:10:05,050
Yeah, dude. You went
right through the roof.

204
00:10:05,085 --> 00:10:06,788
And you're not even dead.

205
00:10:10,944 --> 00:10:14,701
No way I'm gonna die before
all you losers check it out!

206
00:10:14,735 --> 00:10:16,144
In your face!

207
00:10:16,179 --> 00:10:18,317
You thought I couldn't
do it, but I did...

208
00:10:21,254 --> 00:10:21,978
What the...

209
00:10:22,013 --> 00:10:23,871
I don't even need to skydive!

210
00:10:23,906 --> 00:10:25,729
Just look how
ugly everyone got!

211
00:10:26,409 --> 00:10:29,246
Wait, dude, these people
are just really old.

212
00:10:29,281 --> 00:10:31,384
Guys, hello!

213
00:10:31,464 --> 00:10:34,281
- Pops? - What're you doing here?
You weren't in our class.

214
00:10:34,316 --> 00:10:38,617
Oh, of course not, silly.
This is my class reunion.

215
00:10:38,637 --> 00:10:44,091
I meant to tell you my class president
accidentally mailed my invitation to you.

216
00:10:44,651 --> 00:10:47,208
I guess I have time to get the
slum dunk in the Olympics now.

