Alright fellas,
Time for lunch.
OK, got one for Mordo.
Rigby, Think Fast!
Noooooo!
Should've gone for it, dude.
If I was immortal like Skips I would gone for it.
Yeah, that would be awesome.
Being immortal must rule, right Skips?
Not really...
I bet you can survive in vacuum of space though.
Gotta breathe.
Being immortal doesn't change that.
Oh, oh, I got one!
Swimming one hour after eating.
That has never killed me.
OK, OK, if somebody cut off your head,
put it into a jar...
Look fellas,
you got this immortality thing all wrong.
Hey, how did you become immortal anyway?
You don't want hear that...
Come on, pleeeease!
Yeah, pleeeeease!
- Come on, Skips, yeah! - Please Skips, please please please!
Alright!
I'll tell you how I got my immortality.
Yeah yo~!
A long time ago.
In a high school far far away.
Mr. Walks.
According to your permanent record
you've been expelled from three schools this year alone!
And this was due to...
fighting and pugilistic tendencies?
Yeah... I might have done some of that...
Well, one fight in my school, Mr. Walks,
and that means expulsion.
School is worthless to an adventurer such as me.
This is your last chance to graduate, Walks!
Do you wish to remain a scoundrel or better yourself?
Gareth!
Yes, Headmaster Bennet?
Show Walks to his locker!
I don't need your help, Gareth.
I can find my own way around.
Wait, Walks!
I cast no doubt upon your navigation skills,
oh great adventurer.
But do you know how to navigate socially?
Walks, follow me.
Over here we have the athletes and cheer directors.
And over yonder, bookish types.
Hawk! I hear some dramatics.
Alas, poor yorick.
And there's the Goths, mobs, and settlers.
Here is my clique.
On behalf of the Immortal Student Council,
and Glee Club.
Welcome to your locker, Walks!
You should join us!
Why?
Nothing wins you more respect in school than student government!
Reginald Reginald, head is as big as a shed-ginald.
Hello Immortal Student Council,
how are we today?
I need a new diaper...
Please, brother Klorgbane,
No wet Williams or wedged underclothes today.
Yeah, leave them alone.
Who's this?
Who dares interrupt Klorgbane?
I'm Walks!
You aren't scare me!
Leave them alone, or what?
Walks, huh?
Or what, huh?
Nobody touches me!
What's going on here?
Ooooh, nothing.
We're just getting to know each other.
Yes.
Looks like we're really going to hit it off.
This isn't over.
Nobody's ever stood up to Klorgbane before.
Walks never walks away from a jerk.
Wooooowoooowooo!
You went to high school with all those guys?
Yeah, we have a long history together.
What do you expect from a bunch of immortals?
Wait, how did you get your immortality?
I'm getting to that.
So, lunch time rolled around.
And it seemed like everybody already had their tables all figure out.
There's a spot right here!
You're welcome to dine with me if you wish.
I errrr...
Do you wish to dine with me?
Beg pardon, err... yes, thank you, all I wish is...
Staring vacantly at my direction?
Ho ho ho, you got me.
Beg pardon again.
My given name is Desdemona, but...
you can call me Mona.
I'm Walks, as in... well...
Walks is as far as my name were shorten.
Oh, do you mean to say that no one calls you Alks?
Hard to believe that nickname never took role.
Ugh, it's terrible.
Hahaha, you must be new here.
No one eats the school lunch if they can be avoided.
Somehow the kitchen even ruins Apple Brown Betty.
Really, how does one even do that?
They are only four ingredients.
Walks.
My baby friends and I have a proposition for you.
What sort?
We'd like to formerly request that you
fight Klorgbane.
We believe it upon examination of this chart.
No need, I was going to fight him anyway.
Oh, splendid.
To assure Klorgbane's defeat we've begun design on a device called...
The fists of justice.
- Which will... - call off your design.
All the fists I need resign in my pockets.
Hear them out, Walks.
Our Archibald holds a very convincing illustration.
Like us.
Klorgbane the destroyer was created immortal
He therefore can not be defeated by a mere mortal.
However, with a proper weapon,
A mortal of your strength and skill may prevail.
Let me see that.
Hmm, now I will consider that.
We do hope you will.
Anyway, at my last school.
Mona?
Mona, Mona, wait up.
Hey hey, what happened back there?
I turned around and you were gone.
I heard what you're planing.
I know you were sitting right across from me.
Well, I didn't like it. I thought we had a special connection, Walks.
But I am not into man who fight.
So, fairly well.
Wait, no, I don't fight.
Look, no fists.
Very funny.
No, Mona, please, forget about the fight.
We do have a connection.
Let's just get to know each other, go for a canoe ride perhaps.
I'm not really into canoes either.
Do you left this on the table?
You know, I'm not really in the litter bugs.
But I was willing to reconsider for you.
Hahaha, if you really want to get to know me.
We can use another set of hands making decoration on the prom committee.
That's where I spend my free time.
WÂ·here do I sign up?
Mona, everybody wants to know
What's the prom theme this year?
Well, it's an undersea theme
I envision some scallop shells here and over here...
What's happening, Mona?
Oh, it's just you, Walks.
Come down from there, help me with this.
Do you know anything about tools?
Of course, I am a great adventurer.
How many adventures have you actually been on?
Well, a lot.
I chased storms with the fellow named Samson some years back.
Well, this is a adventure is called Hammering Two Pieces of Wood together.
Walks, it's not just about force, take your time.
and if you aim this true, then...
The nail is driven in.
Mona, him? Seriously?
What do you want, Klorgbane?
To finish what we started.
Klorgbane, you are not worth it.
I won't fight you.
What?
I said I won't fight you.
You won't, or you can't? Coward!
Walks, that was so brave.
You use your words instead of violence.
How about these words, Mona? Do you wish to go out with me tonight?
Oh... hmm... alright.
Splendid.
See you at seven.
Wait, wait, your story was just about to get awesome.
And there was some mushy romance?
I am sorry, Skips, but..
ouhh, I bit my tongue.
Skips, please continue.
So with his power unchecked,
Klorgbane did what he wanted.
Bennett was clueless.
What's that on your cravate?
To flee, we are not to flee.
Walks!
Reginald, what am I to do here?
Something must be done about Klorgbane, but if we fight
Bennett expel me and Mona will lose interest in me.
Oh, high school is so complicated.
But, Walks, you must. It's for the greater good.
Mona and Bennett will forgive you once they understand.
And this you promise.
Our promises are as good as gold.
After all, we are the student government.
Please, Walks, you are our only hope.
Yes, alright.
Wonderful.
You will have all people contact his people and set up a fight time and a place.
And it will not conflict with my time with Mona.
Of course not.
Fine. Now be gone.
I have a date.
Wow, the baby is finished the fist of justice.
Finally, we are getting to the good stuff.
So we spun and we spun and we spun and we spun,
Then we skipped and we skipped and we skipped.
Alright, we skipped around the school 3 times and now I'm startin to cramp up.
Oh, c'mon, one more loop.