1 00:00:14,515 --> 00:00:16,512 I beat the whole game without even taking a hit. 2 00:00:16,513 --> 00:00:17,661 I could've done that. 3 00:00:17,662 --> 00:00:20,508 Mordecai, Rigby. Hello. 4 00:00:20,509 --> 00:00:23,806 Would you two mind picking up a painting for me today? 5 00:00:24,455 --> 00:00:25,683 Yeah, sure. That sounds fun. 6 00:00:25,684 --> 00:00:26,902 What's the occasion, Pops? 7 00:00:26,903 --> 00:00:30,509 Tonight's the hall of park managers' annual celebrations, 8 00:00:30,539 --> 00:00:32,826 and Benson's being honored. 9 00:00:32,827 --> 00:00:34,844 They have a hall for everyhing these days. 10 00:00:34,845 --> 00:00:35,774 Yes. 11 00:00:35,775 --> 00:00:39,181 All the greatest park managers in the tri-county area 12 00:00:39,211 --> 00:00:40,829 have been represented there. 13 00:00:40,889 --> 00:00:42,757 That sounds like a kind of a big deal. 14 00:00:42,847 --> 00:00:44,554 Are you sure you wanna us to do it? 15 00:00:44,555 --> 00:00:47,511 Of course! I trust you. 16 00:00:47,512 --> 00:00:50,229 Benson's portrait is at a local gallery. 17 00:00:50,230 --> 00:00:52,457 Here's their information. 18 00:00:52,807 --> 00:00:54,075 We won't let you down, Pops. 19 00:00:54,076 --> 00:00:55,774 See you at the celebration. 20 00:00:59,720 --> 00:01:01,698 Picking up a portrait! 21 00:01:04,465 --> 00:01:07,942 Nope, nope, nope, no, no, no, no, no! 22 00:01:09,291 --> 00:01:10,389 Hi, sorry we're late. 23 00:01:10,639 --> 00:01:11,648 We're here to pick up a painting. 24 00:01:11,678 --> 00:01:13,546 I was wondering when you'd show up. 25 00:01:14,335 --> 00:01:16,453 - So no one's seen this painting yet? - No. 26 00:01:16,583 --> 00:01:19,499 - You know... we could see this painting yet. - No. 27 00:01:19,500 --> 00:01:21,398 Oh come on! You went to art school. 28 00:01:21,478 --> 00:01:23,315 Don't you wanna see Benson like interpreted 29 00:01:23,316 --> 00:01:25,543 or look at the paint... composition? 30 00:01:25,544 --> 00:01:28,590 Well, I guess that could be kinda cool. 31 00:01:28,591 --> 00:01:30,239 Sweet! Let's rip it open! 32 00:01:30,240 --> 00:01:32,666 Wow dude, you're not going near with that pretzel. 33 00:01:32,667 --> 00:01:34,514 My hands are clean. Check it out. 34 00:01:34,515 --> 00:01:37,162 One finger holds the pretzel while the others do what I want. 35 00:01:37,163 --> 00:01:39,980 See? That's why pretzel is the perfect food. They got handles. 36 00:01:45,574 --> 00:01:47,721 Oh no dude! Oh no dude! Oh no dude! 37 00:01:47,722 --> 00:01:48,551 Wipe it off! 38 00:01:51,618 --> 00:01:54,314 We just ruined Benson's face for Benson's face thing! 39 00:01:54,315 --> 00:01:56,392 We're fired! That's it! We're fired! 40 00:01:56,393 --> 00:01:58,091 You are the art guy! Make us not fired! 41 00:01:58,092 --> 00:02:00,639 Ok, the party is in 7 hours. 42 00:02:05,155 --> 00:02:06,582 Yep, I am gonna repaint this thing. 43 00:02:06,583 --> 00:02:09,700 Sweet! Let's get this arty started! 44 00:02:15,145 --> 00:02:17,173 Ok, Benson. 45 00:02:17,772 --> 00:02:18,871 Benson. 46 00:02:19,121 --> 00:02:20,818 Ok, Benson. 47 00:02:20,819 --> 00:02:22,586 Come on! Just start already! 48 00:02:22,587 --> 00:02:23,536 I'm trying! 49 00:02:23,537 --> 00:02:25,733 When was the last time you actually drew something? 50 00:02:25,734 --> 00:02:27,222 It's a process, man! 51 00:02:27,252 --> 00:02:29,990 In art school they taught us to really explore the subject. 52 00:02:30,060 --> 00:02:32,677 And take time to really understand the deeper meaning. 53 00:02:35,724 --> 00:02:38,151 Come on! This is Benson! It's not hard! 54 00:02:38,152 --> 00:02:39,200 Move! 55 00:02:39,201 --> 00:02:41,547 Watch. He's round. And grey. 56 00:02:41,548 --> 00:02:43,546 Red... big-o face. 57 00:02:43,796 --> 00:02:44,864 Whatever. Done. Perfect. 58 00:02:44,865 --> 00:02:46,362 Dude, that's way worse! 59 00:02:46,363 --> 00:02:47,892 At least I did something. 60 00:02:48,741 --> 00:02:50,658 I just can't concentrate with you here watching me. 61 00:02:50,659 --> 00:02:52,886 Fine. But you'd better have something done when I get back. 62 00:02:52,887 --> 00:02:53,836 I will! 63 00:02:54,335 --> 00:02:58,300 Once I... like... get the lights right. And the paint's got set. 64 00:02:58,301 --> 00:03:00,299 Wait for the gesso to dry. 65 00:03:00,549 --> 00:03:01,728 Alright. 66 00:03:02,927 --> 00:03:04,195 Time to get to business. 67 00:03:05,394 --> 00:03:07,822 Just got to pick up the right tunege. 68 00:03:11,218 --> 00:03:12,088 So how is it going? 69 00:03:12,089 --> 00:03:13,615 Dude, another heart pretzel? 70 00:03:13,616 --> 00:03:15,085 Of course another heart pretzel. 71 00:03:15,145 --> 00:03:16,963 This is who I am now. Deal with it. 72 00:03:18,331 --> 00:03:19,359 Alright, let me have a look. 73 00:03:19,360 --> 00:03:22,107 Err.. nah. It's not ready yet. 74 00:03:22,108 --> 00:03:23,375 Come on! I wanna see! 75 00:03:23,376 --> 00:03:24,755 It's a working progress. 76 00:03:25,105 --> 00:03:27,451 Dude, you literally haven't done anything! 77 00:03:27,452 --> 00:03:29,170 I said it's a working progress. 78 00:03:30,399 --> 00:03:32,416 Seriously, Mordecai, what's the hold up? 79 00:03:32,417 --> 00:03:34,066 Hungry? Thirsty? 80 00:03:34,245 --> 00:03:36,243 Getting graduate and are a huge loser? 81 00:03:37,192 --> 00:03:38,790 No, it's not that. 82 00:03:38,791 --> 00:03:39,959 Well, what is it then? 83 00:03:39,960 --> 00:03:41,958 It's just... 84 00:03:42,237 --> 00:03:43,206 Alright, look. 85 00:03:43,207 --> 00:03:46,083 Whenever I drew portrait in college, it always went badly. 86 00:03:46,084 --> 00:03:48,650 They'd always misinterpreted or get offended. 87 00:03:48,651 --> 00:03:50,329 And it's always just tough, uh, 88 00:03:50,359 --> 00:03:52,118 whatever, I just can't do portraits. 89 00:03:52,128 --> 00:03:54,674 It's okay, dude. I'm sure you can conquer your fear. 90 00:03:54,675 --> 00:03:56,873 You really wanna let down that face? 91 00:03:58,341 --> 00:03:59,569 I believe in you, man. 92 00:03:59,570 --> 00:04:01,988 Alright, I'm gonna try a trick that always worked in art school. 93 00:04:06,563 --> 00:04:09,380 Oh, hey there, fellow painters. Benny Harris's here. 94 00:04:09,430 --> 00:04:10,808 And today I will be showing you 95 00:04:10,809 --> 00:04:12,707 how to make some beautiful little portrait. 96 00:04:15,254 --> 00:04:17,512 Sometimes we just got to take our existence 97 00:04:17,542 --> 00:04:19,250 and make it a little more chipper. 98 00:04:19,450 --> 00:04:20,919 Cheer up there little mustache! 99 00:04:20,949 --> 00:04:23,706 Now that's a pleasant little mustache we just painted. 100 00:04:24,945 --> 00:04:25,964 And do you know why? 101 00:04:26,693 --> 00:04:30,389 Cos I picture it in my mind's eye. 102 00:04:32,157 --> 00:04:34,384 Penelope sure does love it when I get existential! 103 00:04:34,385 --> 00:04:35,734 Mind's eye. 104 00:04:38,631 --> 00:04:39,430 Hey. 105 00:04:39,750 --> 00:04:41,847 So you're like, un artist? 106 00:04:41,848 --> 00:04:44,145 Yeah I mean, I am in art school so... 107 00:04:44,845 --> 00:04:46,522 So could you like... draw me? 108 00:04:46,523 --> 00:04:47,672 Oh yeah sure. 109 00:04:57,282 --> 00:04:58,421 Relax. 110 00:04:58,481 --> 00:05:01,278 The human mind can be a spooky place 111 00:05:01,308 --> 00:05:04,135 full of all your fears, memories and secrets. 112 00:05:04,255 --> 00:05:05,953 Focus on that dear subject. 113 00:05:05,954 --> 00:05:07,672 Okay, okay. 114 00:05:11,948 --> 00:05:14,544 Hi, I'm Benson. Your boss. 115 00:05:14,545 --> 00:05:17,392 Former drummer. Stick hockey enthusiast. 116 00:05:22,887 --> 00:05:25,303 Benson, you excited for the party tonight? 117 00:05:25,304 --> 00:05:28,321 Yeah, feels really good to be given this huge honor. 118 00:05:28,371 --> 00:05:29,460 I can't wait. 119 00:05:29,500 --> 00:05:30,479 Hey, man, how's it going? 120 00:05:30,799 --> 00:05:33,675 I assume everything is awesome... 121 00:05:33,676 --> 00:05:37,441 Ah, this is horrible. I can't show this to Benson. 122 00:05:37,442 --> 00:05:40,638 Now I know that mind's eye can sometimes get a little messy. 123 00:05:40,639 --> 00:05:42,187 When my thoughts get clogged up, 124 00:05:42,207 --> 00:05:46,313 I find taking some slides really inspires my creative flew. 125 00:05:46,383 --> 00:05:48,610 Dude, that's it! I just need some reference! 126 00:05:48,611 --> 00:05:49,610 I am on it! 127 00:05:50,209 --> 00:05:53,276 Yeah I mean... Audrey and I aren't really calling it a date. 128 00:05:53,906 --> 00:05:55,323 Rigby, what are you doing? 129 00:05:55,324 --> 00:05:56,603 Stop! Stop it! 130 00:05:56,653 --> 00:05:59,140 Get out of my face with that camera or you're fired! 131 00:06:00,719 --> 00:06:02,747 Alright, let's go get these babies developed. 132 00:06:03,966 --> 00:06:05,914 Ok! Let's see what we got here. 133 00:06:06,143 --> 00:06:07,092 Nice. 134 00:06:07,692 --> 00:06:08,441 Cool. 135 00:06:08,591 --> 00:06:09,260 Bold! 136 00:06:09,390 --> 00:06:11,007 Rigby, I can't use any of these. 137 00:06:11,008 --> 00:06:14,104 He moves around a lot! Got all that nervous energy. 138 00:06:14,105 --> 00:06:17,332 Come on! You got all you need here. His face, hands, feet... 139 00:06:17,352 --> 00:06:19,800 That's his... you know... his butt, that's an important element. 140 00:06:20,629 --> 00:06:23,546 Yeah. I guess I can piece it together. 141 00:06:24,025 --> 00:06:24,895 You're doing it! 142 00:06:24,896 --> 00:06:26,123 Dude, don't jinx it! 143 00:06:27,122 --> 00:06:29,869 - Hey, Pops. - Yes. Hello, Rigby. 144 00:06:29,870 --> 00:06:32,966 It's Pops, your friend Pops from the park. 145 00:06:32,967 --> 00:06:36,962 Say I must ask where's the portrait? We're all waiting. 146 00:06:36,963 --> 00:06:39,759 Oh it's going great. Gotta be great. Everyone's gonna love it. 147 00:06:39,760 --> 00:06:41,747 I think the artist really had some breakthroughs, 148 00:06:41,748 --> 00:06:43,546 get your hopes way way up. 149 00:06:43,606 --> 00:06:45,023 We will be there soon, very soon. 150 00:06:45,024 --> 00:06:46,702 Dude, why did you say all that? 151 00:06:46,703 --> 00:06:48,700 It's true, right? You had to be done by now. 152 00:06:48,701 --> 00:06:51,996 - No! I'm still got to fix the... - There's no time! I'm sure it's fine! 153 00:06:51,997 --> 00:06:53,395 Seriously, it is not ready yet! 154 00:06:53,396 --> 00:06:55,504 And get that stupid pretzel away from it! 155 00:06:55,564 --> 00:06:57,761 I am sorry but seriously we have to go now. 156 00:06:57,762 --> 00:06:59,790 But they're gonna hate it! No! 157 00:07:03,636 --> 00:07:05,504 Something weird normally happens when that happens. 158 00:07:07,382 --> 00:07:09,150 Oh no my dipping sauce! 159 00:07:13,926 --> 00:07:15,244 What is that? 160 00:07:17,692 --> 00:07:19,670 Dude, are those your horrible slides? 161 00:07:19,890 --> 00:07:23,185 We are horrible? You called this "art"? 162 00:07:23,186 --> 00:07:24,334 What do you mean? 163 00:07:24,335 --> 00:07:26,162 This portrait looks nothing like me. 164 00:07:26,163 --> 00:07:28,560 Yeah, it does. I mean... kind of. 165 00:07:28,561 --> 00:07:32,027 - You've ruined everything! - Destroy the painting! 166 00:07:35,674 --> 00:07:37,822 No! Mordecai is got an art! 167 00:07:39,820 --> 00:07:43,245 Rigby is not an artist! You can't trust his opinion! 168 00:07:43,246 --> 00:07:45,513 He is my friend! 169 00:07:45,514 --> 00:07:46,513 Exactly! 170 00:07:47,262 --> 00:07:48,990 Give me that cubist trash! 171 00:07:52,657 --> 00:07:55,334 Mordecai! There's no time! We have to get to the party! 172 00:07:56,753 --> 00:07:59,230 Their punch's like paper cuts! 173 00:08:00,729 --> 00:08:02,286 You are just another slacker 174 00:08:02,287 --> 00:08:05,544 who went to art school that feels like he had accomplished something. 175 00:08:07,971 --> 00:08:09,189 Benny Harris! 176 00:08:09,190 --> 00:08:11,187 - Well hey there. - What should we do? 177 00:08:11,188 --> 00:08:15,083 I always say use what you see in your mind's eye. 178 00:08:15,084 --> 00:08:16,532 Dude that didn't work. 179 00:08:16,533 --> 00:08:20,258 Who cares? What's more important is that you've made something. 180 00:08:20,259 --> 00:08:22,026 That's more than most people can say. 181 00:08:22,027 --> 00:08:24,675 Look at that guy, he probably not made anything in his life. 182 00:08:26,203 --> 00:08:28,431 But the painting's all wrong. I messed it up. 183 00:08:28,491 --> 00:08:30,209 Now Benson's night's gonna be ruined. 184 00:08:30,419 --> 00:08:32,936 Well, sometimes we got to take our existence 185 00:08:32,966 --> 00:08:34,964 and make it a little more chipper. 186 00:08:35,644 --> 00:08:37,412 But how does that stop the Bensons? 187 00:08:38,261 --> 00:08:40,088 Just paint over them. They're slides. 188 00:08:40,089 --> 00:08:41,088 Oh, cool. 189 00:08:43,036 --> 00:08:44,844 Might as well just give up now. 190 00:08:44,864 --> 00:08:47,352 You can't use a paintbrush to save your life. 191 00:08:47,382 --> 00:08:49,800 Well then I won't use a paintbrush. 192 00:09:10,209 --> 00:09:13,476 You're making a mess! Clean it up or you're fired! 193 00:09:19,270 --> 00:09:20,169 We did it! 194 00:09:20,170 --> 00:09:22,167 Thanks for your help, Benny Harris's ghost. 195 00:09:22,217 --> 00:09:25,294 Or hologram or super projection or whatever. 196 00:09:25,414 --> 00:09:31,708 No problemo, don't be a stranger now, and remember to rewiiiiind! 197 00:09:32,057 --> 00:09:33,036 How does it look? 198 00:09:37,032 --> 00:09:38,451 Wait, help me filp it over. 199 00:09:40,429 --> 00:09:41,648 Good enough. Let's roll. 200 00:09:44,145 --> 00:09:47,142 And now, to welcome our newest member. 201 00:09:47,292 --> 00:09:51,038 Mr. Pops, would you please present the portrait? 202 00:09:53,815 --> 00:09:56,232 You didn't have Mordecai and Rigby do it, did you? 203 00:09:56,233 --> 00:09:57,332 Well... 204 00:09:58,930 --> 00:10:01,856 Who are those two? This is most unusual. 205 00:10:01,857 --> 00:10:05,823 We brought the painting. And... sorry, we messed it up. 206 00:10:06,603 --> 00:10:09,719 But I try to... well... I hope you like it anyway. 207 00:10:09,720 --> 00:10:11,348 Sorry if it wasn't what you wanted. 208 00:10:17,342 --> 00:10:18,661 Dude, flip it over! 209 00:10:21,208 --> 00:10:23,055 - Oh good. - It's not bad. 210 00:10:23,056 --> 00:10:24,883 I understand if you wanna fire me. 211 00:10:24,884 --> 00:10:27,401 Fire you? I think it's great. 212 00:10:27,402 --> 00:10:30,579 The brush work, the composition, the raw energy. 213 00:10:31,078 --> 00:10:33,825 Perfectly captured my misunderstood personality! 214 00:10:33,945 --> 00:10:36,422 You're actually a really great artist, Mordecai. 215 00:10:36,423 --> 00:10:37,022 Thanks. 216 00:10:37,023 --> 00:10:40,689 Yes, yes. I love it too, but I'm sorry. 217 00:10:40,938 --> 00:10:46,432 This abstract, unconventional piece just isn't appropriate for a hall setting. 218 00:10:46,433 --> 00:10:48,580 Well, you have to commission a new portrait. 219 00:10:48,581 --> 00:10:50,857 You're not even gonna use Mordecai's cool one? 220 00:10:50,858 --> 00:10:53,905 That's okay. I know just the place for it. 221 00:10:58,401 --> 00:11:00,669 Why did I have Mordecai and Rigby hang it?