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This day was awesome.

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Yeah, I had a good time.

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You are coming to watch a " X-Treme
Barista" so with me and Rigby?

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I can't, I've got to go to work.

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But I'll be able to watch it there.

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Hey, text me, and I'll be like we're
watching it at the same time.

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Ha. Phones are awesome.

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Yeaaah, they are.

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All right. I got to go.
Give me a hug, you loser.

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- Later. - See ya.

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Today, on X-Treme Barista

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Kkkk-Kid Krunchy Z!

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Yo yo yo. I ain't come
here to make friends.

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I came here to make blends, dawg!

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So Yuji better watch what's up!

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YO, he say that?

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Well, these three golden
barista awards prove that

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Yuji's number one!

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So what's he got to say to that?

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Man, Yuji's gonna French-press this guy!

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Are you watching " X-Treme Barista?
" Hilarious.

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So bad it's good.

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She's so funny.

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One minute begins now.

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He's adding an energy drink.

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Ugh! All you do is text CJ.

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Just tell her you like her
and quit pulling a Mordecai.

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What? That's not a thing.

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I'm Mordecai, I never make a move.

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And I don't know what to do with my hands!

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You've been doing this for years.

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I'm not like that with CJ.

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So how come you aren't dating yet?

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Cause we're just friends.

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Not every girl I hang out with has
to be a potential girl friend.

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Shut your excuse hole!

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Yuji's on.

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Ain't nobody can make a
swan-espresso like Yuji can!

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Care for a sip?

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You don't drink from the cup!

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You drink from the sky!

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Still warm.

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- Hahaha. - Wow.

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Cappuccino he didn't!

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I like yuji.

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Is this some kinda Yuji psyche?

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Yuji will return, YO!

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Buy my book, suckers!

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Yu... ji...

50
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Whoa? No no no, cancel cancel cancel!

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Ugh, what now?

52
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My favorite barista probably
has rabies and you're...

53
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Wow. What happened?

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I texted CJ " I like Yuji" ,

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but it auto-correct it
to " I like you hi" .

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I like you too. Hi.

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Wait what? Ugh, no.

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What am I gonna do?

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Destroy the phone with acid.

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That makes the texts go away.

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What? That's not gonna work.

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I'm gonna have to ask some real people.

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So that's what happened.

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How do I tell CJ that I
don't " like" like her,

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I just like her, you know?

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So you pulled a Mordecai, huh?

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What the...

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Come on! How long have you
been calling it that!

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How long have you been Mordicai?

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Come on. What should I do?

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Tell her the truth.

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Thomas?

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Well, my second girl friend liked dancing,

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but my fourth girl friend with
more into the deejay scene.

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So, uh, try-try that.

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Okay. Not really sure why
you're on this panel.

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Muscle Man?

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One word, bro,

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Cellphone thief.

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Huh?

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Hey!

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Hey, Mordecool!

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This isn't Mordecai.

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This is a common criminal.

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I've been stealing phones and texting
people " I like you hi" all day.

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I know it's you, Muscle Man.

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What are you doing with Mordecai's phone?

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The cops are coming! Got to go!

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Sorry, bro. That always works on Starla.

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Okay. Anymore advice?

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Well, you have to wait four years, but...

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Okay. Anything I can actually do?

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Well, that was a dead end.

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Ugh! Just talk to her already so
we don't have to do this all day!

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I have my own life, you know.

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I've got this book-signing
thing I want to go to.

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Yuji will be at books, zines and
in-betweens signing his new book,

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"P.S. I love Yuji" today!

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See?

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That's it, Yuji!

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I'll get a picture of me and Yuji,

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and I'll send it to CJ and
write " I like you hi. "

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Then I'll send, " OOPS. I like Yuji!
Dumb auto correct! "

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Then she'll know my first text was a
mistake, and her feelings won't get hurt.

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We'll be able to keep being friends,
and my life won't be ruined.

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That's bad. That's like one of my plans.

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You're lucky I'm going there anyway.

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Just don't make me look
bad in front of Yuji.

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And that was the day...

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I lost my innocence.

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At making coffee.

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Not at making out with girls!

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I did that waaay earlier...
to the extreme!

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Sup! Yuji fans!

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It's an honor to meet you sir.

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Yeah... Uh... huge fan.

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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Whatever. No problem.

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Actually, I need a favor.

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You see, Yuji, I sent a text
about you to this girl...

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And my name auto-corrected to "You-hi"?

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Uh. Yeah. How did you know?

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It's the only reason I'm not famous!

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If people could viral
market by texting about me.

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I wouldn't be signing books!
I would be signing diamonds!

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Umm, yeah.

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"Um, yeah" is right! Bro!

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I went to this tattoo shop,
and check out what happened.

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So can I get a picture with you
to show what I was texting about?

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Let me take out my planners.

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I think I can pencil you in.

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Awesome! Where do you
want to take the picture?

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Ohhh we can take it anywhere extreme!

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Um... How about the roof?

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Can I base-jump off it afterwards?

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Ok... Ready?

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Ugh, the glare from the sun is too extreme.

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I thought you liked things extreme.

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Not when it comes to white balance, bro!

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We gotta wait for that cloud to
float over and block that sun.

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Hey, you got a text from C.J.

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It says "I got off work in half an hour ...
text me then."

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Ugh! We are running out of time.

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Okay, so picture won't work.

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Let me text this X-Treme-Anita.

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"Sup? This is Yuji blowin'
up your call brick!"

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Sendo!

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Ex-Squeeze me?

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Re-sendo!

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What the extreme!

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Stupid phone! I can't
send even my own name!

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I hate myself!

152
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I'm such a loser.

153
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I never should have changed my
name from Eugene Mendelman.

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Let me try. I can still fix this.

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Come on! Send!

156
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Dude! Chill!

157
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Maybe if I type "You hi"
it'll auto correct to Yuji!

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Send! Send!

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Uh, I guess warping into a
phone is kind of extreme.

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What? What's going on?
What are we doing here?

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Welcome to the Visual Messaging...

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What the...

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Is that you? Mordecai?

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Oh... Hey... Hey guys... How have you been?

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Oh, you know. Oh hey, our
band put out a demo tape.

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Oh cool.

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It's sort of an ambient prog-rock fusion.
You can keep that.

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We had to move on after you didn't call.

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Uh, that's all right...

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Enough Reminiscing!

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You stand accused of breaking
the golden rules of texting...

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Sending the same text message three times.

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And that's the worst thing in the world!

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What? Why?

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It's super annoying.

176
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Yes. And some of us have
very limited data plans.

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Uh, well, he's really sorry.

178
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I'm really sorry!

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It won't happen again. So if you
could just show us the way out.

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Burn them!

181
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But he's right. This is
your second offense!

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You won't be getting off so easy this time.

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I just pressed wrong button!

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You don't press the wrong
button three times in a row.

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Listen, I'm... I just gotta go. Okay?

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What?

187
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Tell us what the problem is.

188
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Nah, I'm just... You know...
Going this way...

189
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Where do you think you're going?

190
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Dude you are being really weird!

191
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Mordecai, what are you doing? Come back!

192
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You'd rather floating towards the infinite
abyss than talk about you problem?

193
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This is a safe place!

194
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What are you floating away from?

195
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I... I don't wanna talk about it.

196
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Do you not wish to be with this C.J.?

197
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Her texting history shows she's quite
the witty and independent young woman.

198
00:08:03,490 --> 00:08:05,216
And she is quite fond of you.

199
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There's nothing out there for you.
Literally nothing!

200
00:08:10,663 --> 00:08:13,099
It's really boring! Trust me!

201
00:08:16,705 --> 00:08:18,411
I really do like CJ.

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Pft! Duh, you do.

203
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I'm just afraid of what'll hapen because...

204
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Part of me is still waiting
for Margret to come back.

205
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Daddy's girl?

206
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What? Still? She's not coming back dude!
She's gone!

207
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Look, I know! Alright? I know! It's just...

208
00:08:32,798 --> 00:08:36,979
I mean, I don't still have the
feelings for her. But I do in a way.

209
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It's like this thing that's inside of me, and it's
always just sort of sitting there, waiting around.

210
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And sometimes I'll see something
or I'll smell something,

211
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and it makes me think of her.
Even though I don't want to.

212
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I really like C.j.. She is amazing.

213
00:08:50,732 --> 00:08:54,837
But is it fair for me to go with her if
I still think about Margret sometimes?

214
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Dude, C.J. is way cooler than Margret.

215
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- Way cooler. - Agreed.

216
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This is a normal part of life.

217
00:09:00,975 --> 00:09:03,986
Where one phone call ends, another begins.

218
00:09:04,101 --> 00:09:06,478
Even if you don't leave a
message after the beep.

219
00:09:06,479 --> 00:09:08,166
So... what should I do?

220
00:09:08,167 --> 00:09:10,220
That's for you to decide.

221
00:09:13,039 --> 00:09:17,739
Uh, also, if you have a music blog or something,
we could really use some positive reviews.

222
00:09:18,467 --> 00:09:20,635
Yeah... We'll look into it.

223
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This is it guys. This is
gonna be our big break.

224
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Are you sure about this?

225
00:09:36,766 --> 00:09:38,281
I'm tired of pulling a Mordecai.

226
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Nice!

227
00:09:49,349 --> 00:09:50,077
- Yeah! - Awesome!

228
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Wait, what does a winky face mea...

229
00:09:52,609 --> 00:09:54,584
That means yes. Don't misinterpret it.

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Hahah! Alright.

231
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"See you soon."

232
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I'm proud of you man.

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Extreme Yu-Jump!