1 00:00:22,527 --> 00:00:25,463 LOOK, YOU KNOW I COULDN'T BE HAPPIER THAT YOU DIDN'T BACK DOWN FROM GOING ON 2 00:00:25,465 --> 00:00:26,030 THIS DATE WITH C.J. 3 00:00:26,032 --> 00:00:26,931 I ADMIRE THAT. 4 00:00:26,933 --> 00:00:28,532 BUT TONIGHT WE HAD PLANS ... 5 00:00:28,534 --> 00:00:31,469 MAN PLANS ... MANS! 6 00:00:31,471 --> 00:00:32,536 I KNOW. I KNOW. 7 00:00:32,538 --> 00:00:33,638 THIS IS IMPORTANT, AND I TOLD 8 00:00:33,640 --> 00:00:34,405 YOU I WAS SORRY. 9 00:00:34,407 --> 00:00:35,506 YEAH, WELL, "SORRY" 10 00:00:35,508 --> 00:00:36,607 DOESN'T HELP ME EAT A WHOLE 11 00:00:36,609 --> 00:00:37,675 PIZZA AND PRANK-CALL BENSON. 12 00:00:37,677 --> 00:00:38,609 BUT WE DO THIS 13 00:00:38,611 --> 00:00:39,076 EVERY SATURDAY. 14 00:00:39,078 --> 00:00:40,011 I'M ONLY MISSING IT ONCE. 15 00:00:40,013 --> 00:00:40,945 YOU KNOW THIS IS A 16 00:00:40,947 --> 00:00:41,512 TWO-MAN JOB. 17 00:00:41,514 --> 00:00:42,613 I'M NOT HANGING OUT 18 00:00:42,615 --> 00:00:43,481 WITH YOU TONIGHT, DUDE. 19 00:00:43,483 --> 00:00:47,518 UGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH! 20 00:00:47,520 --> 00:00:48,052 HEY! 21 00:00:48,054 --> 00:00:49,553 HI! HEY! 22 00:00:49,555 --> 00:00:51,422 SO, UH, I'M GLAD YOU COULD MAKE 23 00:00:51,424 --> 00:00:53,557 IT OUT TONIGHT. 24 00:00:53,559 --> 00:00:54,625 WHOA-HO-HO! 25 00:00:54,627 --> 00:00:56,761 YOU'RE A REAL MOVE-MAKER TODAY. 26 00:00:56,763 --> 00:00:57,395 OH. 27 00:00:57,397 --> 00:00:59,363 UH... I MEAN, I THOUGHT ... 28 00:00:59,365 --> 00:01:00,631 HEY, HEY, I'M JUST TEASING. 29 00:01:00,633 --> 00:01:01,065 IT'S COOL. 30 00:01:01,067 --> 00:01:02,500 YOU ALREADY GOT ME ON A DATE. 31 00:01:02,502 --> 00:01:03,768 THERE'S NO NEED TO IMPRESS ME. 32 00:01:03,770 --> 00:01:04,702 [ CHUCKLES 33 00:01:04,704 --> 00:01:05,102 NERVOUSLY ] 34 00:01:05,104 --> 00:01:06,137 YEAH. IT'S COOL. I'M COOL. 35 00:01:06,139 --> 00:01:06,671 PFFT! 36 00:01:06,673 --> 00:01:07,471 ALL RIGHT, COOL GUY. 37 00:01:07,473 --> 00:01:08,506 WHAT ARE WE DOING ON THIS HOT 38 00:01:08,508 --> 00:01:08,839 DATE? 39 00:01:08,841 --> 00:01:09,840 WELL, WE COULD GO 40 00:01:09,842 --> 00:01:10,508 EAT AT THE NEW 41 00:01:10,510 --> 00:01:11,809 FALAFEL FUSION TRUCK, OR THERE'S 42 00:01:11,811 --> 00:01:13,344 THE TRIED-AND-TRUE WING KINGDOM. 43 00:01:13,346 --> 00:01:14,545 AND THEN I WAS THINKING AFTER 44 00:01:14,547 --> 00:01:15,813 THAT WE COULD GO CATCH A MOVIE 45 00:01:15,815 --> 00:01:17,014 OR GO TO TRIVIA NIGHT AT THE 46 00:01:17,016 --> 00:01:18,516 ARCADE OR TAKE A CHANCE ON DISCO 47 00:01:18,518 --> 00:01:19,784 NIGHT DOWN AT THAT WEIRD BINGO 48 00:01:19,786 --> 00:01:20,084 HALL. 49 00:01:20,086 --> 00:01:21,018 YEAH, THAT SOUNDS GOOD. 50 00:01:21,020 --> 00:01:21,986 UH, WHICH ONE? 51 00:01:21,988 --> 00:01:22,586 ALL OF 'EM. 52 00:01:22,588 --> 00:01:23,454 LET'S JUST START AT THE 53 00:01:23,456 --> 00:01:24,488 BEGINNING AND SEE HOW FAR WE 54 00:01:24,490 --> 00:01:24,722 GET. 55 00:01:24,724 --> 00:01:26,657 OKAY. 56 00:01:30,930 --> 00:01:32,496 UH, THAT VAN JUST CAME OUT OF 57 00:01:32,498 --> 00:01:32,930 THIN AIR. 58 00:01:32,932 --> 00:01:34,065 WE SHOULD GO. 59 00:01:34,067 --> 00:01:35,066 DO YOU KNOW THEM? 60 00:01:35,068 --> 00:01:36,000 NOPE. 61 00:01:36,002 --> 00:01:37,068 HOLD IT RIGHT THERE! 62 00:01:37,070 --> 00:01:38,069 [ CHUCKLES 63 00:01:38,071 --> 00:01:38,736 NERVOUSLY ] 64 00:01:38,738 --> 00:01:39,904 HEY, DEATH. HOW'S IT GOING? 65 00:01:39,906 --> 00:01:41,505 UH... DEATH? 66 00:01:41,507 --> 00:01:42,440 C.J., THIS IS 67 00:01:42,442 --> 00:01:43,841 DEATH ... DEATH, C.J. 68 00:01:43,843 --> 00:01:44,575 CHARMED. 69 00:01:44,577 --> 00:01:45,876 WELL, IT'S BEEN 70 00:01:45,878 --> 00:01:47,011 GREAT RUNNING INTO YOU. 71 00:01:47,013 --> 00:01:48,579 OH, WE'RE NOT THROUGH YET. 72 00:01:48,581 --> 00:01:49,847 YOU'RE GONNA BABYSIT THOMAS 73 00:01:49,849 --> 00:01:50,448 TONIGHT. 74 00:01:52,785 --> 00:01:53,918 AW, MAN. 75 00:01:53,920 --> 00:01:55,653 UM, ACTUALLY, WE WERE JUST 76 00:01:55,655 --> 00:01:57,021 ABOUT TO HEAD OUT OURSELVES. 77 00:01:57,023 --> 00:01:58,789 WELL, YOU'RE IN FOR A CHANGE 78 00:01:58,791 --> 00:02:00,424 OF PLANS, MISSY, BECAUSE THIS 79 00:02:00,426 --> 00:02:04,395 JOKER OWES ME A FAVOR. 80 00:02:04,397 --> 00:02:06,330 HOLD ON A SECOND. 81 00:02:06,999 --> 00:02:07,732 YEAH? 82 00:02:07,734 --> 00:02:08,999 DUDE, I NEED YOU TO 83 00:02:09,001 --> 00:02:10,401 DO ME A HUGE FAVOR AND BABYSIT 84 00:02:10,403 --> 00:02:10,901 THOMAS TONIGHT. 85 00:02:10,903 --> 00:02:12,036 ISN'T HE, LIKE, IN 86 00:02:12,038 --> 00:02:12,603 COLLEGE? 87 00:02:12,605 --> 00:02:13,804 NOT THAT THOMAS ... 88 00:02:13,806 --> 00:02:14,605 DEATH'S THOMAS. 89 00:02:14,607 --> 00:02:15,439 CAN YOU HELP ME OUT? 90 00:02:15,441 --> 00:02:16,841 SORRY TO HEAR THAT, 91 00:02:16,843 --> 00:02:18,309 BUT I'VE GOT SOME IMPORTANT 92 00:02:18,311 --> 00:02:19,443 PLANS I CAN'T CANCEL ON. 93 00:02:19,445 --> 00:02:20,611 SORRY WE HAVE TO 94 00:02:20,613 --> 00:02:21,645 WATCH IT ON MY COMPUTER. 95 00:02:21,647 --> 00:02:22,980 I HAVEN'T HAD A TV SINCE I MOVED 96 00:02:22,982 --> 00:02:24,014 OUT OF MY PARENTS' PLACE. 97 00:02:24,016 --> 00:02:25,049 ARE YOU AT 98 00:02:25,051 --> 00:02:25,716 EILEEN'S? 99 00:02:25,718 --> 00:02:26,851 VERY IMPORTANT! 100 00:02:26,853 --> 00:02:27,651 UGH! 101 00:02:27,653 --> 00:02:28,319 SORRY, C.J. 102 00:02:28,321 --> 00:02:29,553 LOOKS LIKE I CAN'T GET OUT OF 103 00:02:29,555 --> 00:02:29,820 THIS. 104 00:02:29,822 --> 00:02:31,055 WE DON'T HAVE TO GIVE UP ON 105 00:02:31,057 --> 00:02:32,556 OUR DATE JUST BECAUSE OF THOMAS. 106 00:02:32,558 --> 00:02:33,491 REALLY? 107 00:02:33,493 --> 00:02:34,592 YEAH! I'LL JUST HELP YOU 108 00:02:34,594 --> 00:02:35,059 BABYSIT HIM. 109 00:02:35,061 --> 00:02:36,360 I'M SURE WE CAN STILL HAVE A 110 00:02:36,362 --> 00:02:36,761 GOOD TIME. 111 00:02:36,763 --> 00:02:37,995 OKAY. LET'S DO IT! 112 00:02:37,997 --> 00:02:39,029 GLAD TO HEAR IT. 113 00:02:39,031 --> 00:02:40,531 WE'LL PICK HIM UP AT 8:00. 114 00:02:40,533 --> 00:02:41,999 OH, A LITTLE HEADS UP ... THOMAS 115 00:02:42,001 --> 00:02:43,601 IS GOING THROUGH A BIT OF A 116 00:02:43,603 --> 00:02:44,535 PHASE RIGHT NOW. 117 00:02:44,537 --> 00:02:45,770 WAIT. WHAT? 118 00:02:45,772 --> 00:02:46,604 CIAO! 119 00:02:48,941 --> 00:02:52,076 SO... WE MEET AGAIN. 120 00:02:52,078 --> 00:02:53,511 WHOA! HE CAN TALK? 121 00:02:53,513 --> 00:02:54,412 OBVIOUSLY. 122 00:02:54,414 --> 00:02:55,479 YEAH. 123 00:02:55,481 --> 00:02:57,448 HE'S ACTUALLY 300 YEARS OLD. 124 00:02:57,450 --> 00:02:58,749 THEN WHY IS HE SO SHRIMPY? 125 00:02:58,751 --> 00:02:59,884 WHO IS THIS FEMALE? 126 00:02:59,886 --> 00:03:01,352 HER NAME'S C.J., 127 00:03:01,354 --> 00:03:02,720 AND YOU'RE MESSING WITH OUR DATE 128 00:03:02,722 --> 00:03:04,054 PLANS, SO TRY TO BE NICE, OKAY? 129 00:03:04,056 --> 00:03:04,622 DATE? 130 00:03:04,624 --> 00:03:05,689 UH, YEAH. 131 00:03:05,691 --> 00:03:06,991 AND SHE'S ACTUALLY OKAY WITH 132 00:03:06,993 --> 00:03:08,459 BEING A GIRLFRIEND TO SOMEONE 133 00:03:08,461 --> 00:03:08,926 LIKE YOU? 134 00:03:08,928 --> 00:03:10,428 WELL, SHE'S NOT 135 00:03:10,430 --> 00:03:11,529 REALLY MY GIRLFRIEND YET. 136 00:03:11,531 --> 00:03:12,830 UH, WE'RE JUST ON A DATE RIGHT 137 00:03:12,832 --> 00:03:13,330 NOW. 138 00:03:13,332 --> 00:03:14,565 OH, SUCH SIMPLE MINDS! 139 00:03:14,567 --> 00:03:15,733 YOU MORTALS HAVE THE MOST 140 00:03:15,735 --> 00:03:16,634 HEINOUS RITUALS! 141 00:03:16,636 --> 00:03:17,968 HEY, AT LEAST WE'RE NOT 300 142 00:03:17,970 --> 00:03:19,570 AND STILL WEARING BABY CLOTHES. 143 00:03:19,572 --> 00:03:20,337 WHAT? 144 00:03:20,339 --> 00:03:24,475 HOW DARE YOU? 145 00:03:24,477 --> 00:03:25,810 SO, THOMAS, WHAT DO 146 00:03:25,812 --> 00:03:26,644 YOU WANT TO DO? 147 00:03:26,646 --> 00:03:27,878 TAKE ME TO THE PLAYGROUND! 148 00:03:27,880 --> 00:03:28,913 HEY, NOT A BAD IDEA. 149 00:03:28,915 --> 00:03:30,080 THIS COULD BE PRETTY FUN. 150 00:03:30,082 --> 00:03:33,584 OH, WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT. 151 00:03:38,090 --> 00:03:39,523 WHERE HAVE YOU TAKEN ME? 152 00:03:39,525 --> 00:03:40,858 TO THE PLAYGROUND, DUDE. 153 00:03:40,860 --> 00:03:41,826 YEAH. 154 00:03:41,828 --> 00:03:43,360 GO RUN AROUND OR SOMETHING. 155 00:03:43,362 --> 00:03:44,695 BUT WHERE'S THE FIRE, THE 156 00:03:44,697 --> 00:03:46,330 BRIMSTONE, THE OVERALL LOSS OF 157 00:03:46,332 --> 00:03:46,664 HOPE? 158 00:03:46,666 --> 00:03:47,598 I DON'T KNOW. 159 00:03:47,600 --> 00:03:48,632 THAT GUY ON THE BENCH LOOKS KIND 160 00:03:48,634 --> 00:03:48,933 OF SAD. 161 00:03:48,935 --> 00:03:49,667 TAKE ME TO THE 162 00:03:49,669 --> 00:03:52,837 UNDERWORLD PLAYGROUND! 163 00:03:52,839 --> 00:03:54,004 YOU HAVEN'T TRIED IT OUT YET. 164 00:03:54,006 --> 00:03:54,839 GIVE IT A CHANCE. 165 00:03:54,841 --> 00:03:55,706 COME ON. 166 00:03:55,708 --> 00:03:56,774 I'LL PUSH YOU ON THE SWINGS. 167 00:03:56,776 --> 00:03:58,843 AHH! GAH! 168 00:04:01,681 --> 00:04:02,713 THIS IS TERRIBLE! 169 00:04:02,715 --> 00:04:04,381 THE SWINGS IN THE UNDERWORLD GO 170 00:04:04,383 --> 00:04:05,049 MUCH HIGHER! 171 00:04:05,051 --> 00:04:06,584 WELL, TOO BAD. 172 00:04:06,586 --> 00:04:07,885 [ UP-TEMPO MUSIC-BOX MUSIC 173 00:04:07,887 --> 00:04:08,586 PLAYING ] 174 00:04:08,588 --> 00:04:09,620 FOLLOW MY LEAD. 175 00:04:09,622 --> 00:04:10,888 OKAY. 176 00:04:10,890 --> 00:04:11,856 ALL RIGHT. 177 00:04:11,858 --> 00:04:13,324 I'M GONNA PUSH YOU REALLY HIGH 178 00:04:13,326 --> 00:04:13,791 THIS TIME. 179 00:04:13,793 --> 00:04:14,458 HUH! 180 00:04:14,460 --> 00:04:16,727 NOW THAT'S A GOOD SWING! 181 00:04:16,729 --> 00:04:19,930 KEEP THIS UP AND I'LL ... W-WAIT. 182 00:04:19,932 --> 00:04:21,465 WHAT THE ... 183 00:04:21,467 --> 00:04:22,766 WANT TO SHARE? 184 00:04:22,768 --> 00:04:23,567 YEAH, SURE. 185 00:04:23,569 --> 00:04:24,835 FOOLS! 186 00:04:24,837 --> 00:04:26,470 YOU CAN'T LEAVE ME ALONE! 187 00:04:26,472 --> 00:04:28,305 YOU ARE HERE TO DO MY BIDDING! 188 00:04:28,307 --> 00:04:29,473 NOW TAKE ME TO THE 189 00:04:29,475 --> 00:04:30,741 UNDERWORLD PLAYGROUND! 190 00:04:30,743 --> 00:04:31,942 WE CAN'T. 191 00:04:31,944 --> 00:04:33,611 JUST PLAY ON THIS PLAYGROUND. 192 00:04:33,613 --> 00:04:37,581 AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! 193 00:04:37,583 --> 00:04:38,849 WHOA-OH-OH! 194 00:04:38,851 --> 00:04:40,818 UNDERWORLD! UNDERWORLD! 195 00:04:40,820 --> 00:04:41,752 I'D TAKE YOU, BUT I 196 00:04:41,754 --> 00:04:42,586 DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO GET 197 00:04:42,588 --> 00:04:44,088 THERE! 198 00:04:44,090 --> 00:04:46,323 I KNOW HOW. 199 00:04:48,928 --> 00:04:49,960 THIS IS HOW. 200 00:04:49,962 --> 00:04:52,329 DUDE, WE CAN'T ALL 201 00:04:52,331 --> 00:04:53,597 FIT ON THAT BIKE. 202 00:04:53,599 --> 00:04:56,634 NOT THAT BIKE ... THAT BIKE. 203 00:04:56,636 --> 00:04:57,768 GREAT, BUT I STILL 204 00:04:57,770 --> 00:04:58,702 DON'T KNOW HOW TO RIDE A 205 00:04:58,704 --> 00:04:59,303 MOTORCYCLE. 206 00:04:59,305 --> 00:05:00,471 I HAVE A MOTORCYCLE LICENSE. 207 00:05:00,473 --> 00:05:01,906 THEN IT'S DECIDED ... THE 208 00:05:01,908 --> 00:05:03,774 FEMALE YOU'RE TRYING TO IMPRESS 209 00:05:03,776 --> 00:05:04,708 WILL DRIVE US. 210 00:05:04,710 --> 00:05:08,712 HOW EMASCULATING. 211 00:05:11,050 --> 00:05:12,016 IT'S PRETTY COOL 212 00:05:12,018 --> 00:05:12,917 YOU KNOW HOW TO RIDE A 213 00:05:12,919 --> 00:05:13,484 MOTORCYCLE. 214 00:05:13,486 --> 00:05:14,585 YEAH. I DID MOTORCROSS WHEN I 215 00:05:14,587 --> 00:05:15,052 WAS YOUNGER. 216 00:05:15,054 --> 00:05:15,819 ENOUGH! 217 00:05:15,821 --> 00:05:17,655 TAKE A LEFT UP AHEAD AND GO INTO 218 00:05:17,657 --> 00:05:18,389 7th GEAR. 219 00:05:18,391 --> 00:05:19,290 7th GEAR? 220 00:05:19,292 --> 00:05:19,957 DO IT! 221 00:05:19,959 --> 00:05:23,060 OKAY! OKAY! 222 00:05:23,996 --> 00:05:27,431 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! 223 00:05:28,334 --> 00:05:29,667 YOU GET USED TO IT. 224 00:05:29,669 --> 00:05:33,737 AH! AT LAST! 225 00:05:36,008 --> 00:05:37,508 EW. THIS PLAYGROUND DOESN'T 226 00:05:37,510 --> 00:05:38,409 LOOK VERY SAFE. 227 00:05:38,411 --> 00:05:39,710 YOU WANT TO GO SIT 228 00:05:39,712 --> 00:05:40,811 DOWN ON THOSE SWINGS? 229 00:05:40,813 --> 00:05:42,379 I DON'T THINK THEY'LL INCINERATE 230 00:05:42,381 --> 00:05:42,613 US. 231 00:05:42,615 --> 00:05:46,784 SURE. 232 00:05:46,786 --> 00:05:47,785 WOW. LOOK AT HIM GO. 233 00:05:47,787 --> 00:05:48,786 YEAH. 234 00:05:48,788 --> 00:05:50,054 HE'S REALLY IN HIS ELEMENT. 235 00:05:54,460 --> 00:05:55,726 HEY, THANKS FOR 236 00:05:55,728 --> 00:05:56,894 COMING ALONG AND HELPING ME. 237 00:05:56,896 --> 00:05:58,329 I DON'T KNOW A LOT OF PEOPLE 238 00:05:58,331 --> 00:05:58,896 WHO'D DO THAT. 239 00:05:58,898 --> 00:06:00,431 WELL, IT'S NO DISCO NIGHT AT 240 00:06:00,433 --> 00:06:01,765 THE BINGO HALL, BUT I'M HAVING A 241 00:06:01,767 --> 00:06:03,067 LOT OF FUN HANGING OUT WITH YOU. 242 00:06:03,069 --> 00:06:04,101 REALLY? 243 00:06:04,103 --> 00:06:04,969 YEAH, REALLY. 244 00:06:07,373 --> 00:06:09,006 YOU KNOW, I THINK THIS DATE IS 245 00:06:09,008 --> 00:06:11,609 GOING PRETTY GOOD. 246 00:06:14,480 --> 00:06:15,279 PUSH ME! 247 00:06:15,281 --> 00:06:16,347 AAH! 248 00:06:16,349 --> 00:06:17,581 UH, YEAH. HERE YOU GO. 249 00:06:17,583 --> 00:06:18,849 DON'T PATRONIZE ME! 250 00:06:18,851 --> 00:06:20,284 THESE ARE BABY SWINGS. 251 00:06:20,286 --> 00:06:21,752 I WAS TO GO ON THE ELDER-BOY 252 00:06:21,754 --> 00:06:22,386 SWINGS. 253 00:06:24,290 --> 00:06:25,623 SURE. 254 00:06:25,625 --> 00:06:26,957 I'LL MEET YOU GUYS THERE. 255 00:06:26,959 --> 00:06:28,492 I GOT TO HIT THE RESTROOM. 256 00:06:28,494 --> 00:06:29,793 I'LL SCREAM IF I NEED YOU. 257 00:06:29,795 --> 00:06:31,295 GOT IT. 258 00:06:32,398 --> 00:06:33,697 WHAT'S SO FUNNY? 259 00:06:33,699 --> 00:06:34,965 YOU AND THAT FEMALE 260 00:06:34,967 --> 00:06:36,734 BABYSITTER ARE NEVER GOING TO 261 00:06:36,736 --> 00:06:37,434 CONNECT. 262 00:06:37,436 --> 00:06:38,769 WHAT ARE YOU 263 00:06:38,771 --> 00:06:39,703 TALKING ABOUT? 264 00:06:39,705 --> 00:06:41,505 OH, IT'S BEEN SO EASY TO GET 265 00:06:41,507 --> 00:06:42,706 BETWEEN YOU ALL DAY. 266 00:06:42,708 --> 00:06:44,008 WHAT A PITIFUL ROMANCE. 267 00:06:44,010 --> 00:06:45,509 I'VE BARELY BEEN ABLE TO KEEP A 268 00:06:45,511 --> 00:06:46,343 STRAIGHT FACE! 269 00:06:46,345 --> 00:06:47,478 WHAT THE ... 270 00:06:47,480 --> 00:06:48,612 YOU'VE BEEN TRYING TO GET 271 00:06:48,614 --> 00:06:49,346 BETWEEN US? 272 00:06:49,348 --> 00:06:50,414 TRYING? HA! 273 00:06:50,416 --> 00:06:52,383 IT'S BEEN AS EFFORTLESS AS IT'S 274 00:06:52,385 --> 00:06:53,550 BEEN ENTERTAINING. 275 00:06:53,552 --> 00:06:54,451 UGH! 276 00:06:54,453 --> 00:06:55,319 YOU LITTLE JERK. 277 00:06:55,321 --> 00:06:56,487 THAT'S IT. WE'RE GOING HOME. 278 00:06:56,489 --> 00:06:58,455 OH, WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT. 279 00:06:59,492 --> 00:07:00,524 WHAT? NO! 280 00:07:00,526 --> 00:07:02,860 I WILL NOT ASK THIS WOMAN FOR 281 00:07:02,862 --> 00:07:04,495 HER PHONE NUMBER! 282 00:07:04,497 --> 00:07:05,629 HUH? 283 00:07:05,631 --> 00:07:07,431 SHE'S OBVIOUSLY MARRIED! 284 00:07:07,433 --> 00:07:09,400 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE ASKING ME 285 00:07:09,402 --> 00:07:11,235 TO PICK UP WOMEN FOR YOU WHILE 286 00:07:11,237 --> 00:07:12,903 YOUR DATE IS IN THE BATHROOM! 287 00:07:12,905 --> 00:07:14,838 DID YOU HEAR THAT? 288 00:07:14,840 --> 00:07:15,939 HOW AWFUL! 289 00:07:15,941 --> 00:07:16,707 UGH! 290 00:07:16,709 --> 00:07:18,709 WHO WOULD DO SUCH A THING? 291 00:07:18,711 --> 00:07:19,710 HEY, GUYS. WHAT'S GOING ON? 292 00:07:19,712 --> 00:07:20,511 [ CHUCKLES 293 00:07:20,513 --> 00:07:21,278 NERVOUSLY ] NOT MUCH. 294 00:07:21,280 --> 00:07:21,945 WE SHOULD PROBABLY GET 295 00:07:21,947 --> 00:07:22,513 OUT OF HERE. 296 00:07:22,515 --> 00:07:26,517 HEY, BUDDY! 297 00:07:26,519 --> 00:07:28,919 YOU TRYING TO PICK UP MY WIFE? 298 00:07:28,921 --> 00:07:29,586 WELL? 299 00:07:29,588 --> 00:07:30,854 NO! NO! 300 00:07:30,856 --> 00:07:32,423 I'M JUST THE BABYSITTER! 301 00:07:32,425 --> 00:07:33,991 WHAT KIND OF SICKO USES A 302 00:07:33,993 --> 00:07:35,659 CHILD TO TRY TO PICK UP A 303 00:07:35,661 --> 00:07:36,727 MARRIED WOMAN? 304 00:07:38,497 --> 00:07:39,697 LOOK, IT'S NOT 305 00:07:39,699 --> 00:07:40,597 REALLY LIKE THAT! 306 00:07:40,599 --> 00:07:41,999 I'D NEVER GO AFTER YOUR WIFE ... 307 00:07:42,001 --> 00:07:42,566 HONEST! 308 00:07:42,568 --> 00:07:43,834 OH? SO, NOW MY WIFE ISN'T 309 00:07:43,836 --> 00:07:44,668 GOOD ENOUGH? 310 00:07:44,670 --> 00:07:46,503 YOU THINK SHE'S REVOLTING JUST 311 00:07:46,505 --> 00:07:48,005 BECAUSE SHE'S PREGNANT WITH 312 00:07:48,007 --> 00:07:48,939 HUNDRUPLETS? 313 00:07:49,842 --> 00:07:51,675 WE NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE! 314 00:07:53,913 --> 00:07:55,379 COME ON! 315 00:08:00,352 --> 00:08:02,619 WE'VE GOT TO GET TO THE BIKE! 316 00:08:02,621 --> 00:08:03,554 UGH! 317 00:08:03,556 --> 00:08:07,725 C.J.! 318 00:08:07,727 --> 00:08:10,427 WAIT! I CAN'T DRIVE! 319 00:08:10,429 --> 00:08:12,796 MY ANKLE IS MESSED UP! 320 00:08:12,798 --> 00:08:14,598 UH, OKAY. 321 00:08:14,600 --> 00:08:16,500 THEN GET IN THE SIDECAR. 322 00:08:16,502 --> 00:08:17,868 TELL ME HOW TO START IT. 323 00:08:19,872 --> 00:08:22,339 AAH! TURN THE KEY! 324 00:08:22,341 --> 00:08:25,375 ON 3, LET THE CLUTCH OUT SLOWLY. 325 00:08:25,377 --> 00:08:25,943 3! 326 00:08:29,548 --> 00:08:30,748 WE'RE NOT GOING 327 00:08:30,750 --> 00:08:31,548 FAST ENOUGH! 328 00:08:31,550 --> 00:08:32,616 GET OUT OF 1st GEAR! 329 00:08:32,618 --> 00:08:33,751 HUH? 330 00:08:33,753 --> 00:08:34,918 YOU STALLED IT! 331 00:08:34,920 --> 00:08:35,986 TURN IT BACK ON! 332 00:08:35,988 --> 00:08:37,354 I THOUGHT YOU SAID 333 00:08:37,356 --> 00:08:37,821 THIS WAS EASY! 334 00:08:37,823 --> 00:08:38,889 UGH! I WAS JUST TRYING TO 335 00:08:38,891 --> 00:08:39,423 LOOK COOL! 336 00:08:43,462 --> 00:08:44,561 CAN'T THIS THING GO ANY 337 00:08:44,563 --> 00:08:44,928 FASTER? 338 00:08:44,930 --> 00:08:46,330 THIS IS ALL YOUR 339 00:08:46,332 --> 00:08:46,663 FAULT! 340 00:08:46,665 --> 00:08:47,664 YOU MAKE IT GO FASTER! 341 00:08:47,666 --> 00:08:48,932 I KNOW A WAY TO GO FASTER. 342 00:08:48,934 --> 00:08:49,967 REALLY? 343 00:08:49,969 --> 00:08:51,435 YEAH. YOU JUST NEED TO GET 344 00:08:51,437 --> 00:08:52,536 RID OF SOME DEAD WEIGHT. 345 00:08:52,538 --> 00:08:53,637 WELL, THEN, HURRY UP! 346 00:08:53,639 --> 00:08:54,872 MY PLEASURE. 347 00:08:54,874 --> 00:08:55,973 WHAT? NO! 348 00:08:55,975 --> 00:08:56,874 STOP THIS AT ONCE! 349 00:08:56,876 --> 00:08:58,008 OH, YEAH? WHY SHOULD I? 350 00:08:58,010 --> 00:08:59,443 THIS WHOLE TIME YOU'VE BEEN 351 00:08:59,445 --> 00:09:00,611 TRYING TO GET BETWEEN ME AND 352 00:09:00,613 --> 00:09:01,078 MORDECAI. 353 00:09:01,080 --> 00:09:02,012 NO! NO! 354 00:09:02,014 --> 00:09:03,881 THAT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE ME! 355 00:09:03,883 --> 00:09:04,982 YEAH, RIGHT. 356 00:09:04,984 --> 00:09:06,049 YOU TOLD ME SO YOURSELF. 357 00:09:06,051 --> 00:09:07,551 I'VE BEEN LOOKING FORWARD TO 358 00:09:07,553 --> 00:09:08,786 THIS DATE FOR A LONG TIME, AND 359 00:09:08,788 --> 00:09:10,053 I'M SICK OF YOU MESSING IT UP! 360 00:09:10,055 --> 00:09:11,722 WELL, OUT YOU GO! 361 00:09:11,724 --> 00:09:13,524 NO! PULL ME IN! 362 00:09:13,526 --> 00:09:14,758 PULL ME IN! 363 00:09:14,760 --> 00:09:17,694 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! 364 00:09:17,696 --> 00:09:23,233 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! 365 00:09:28,274 --> 00:09:30,040 AAAAAAAAAAH! 366 00:09:30,042 --> 00:09:32,676 I'M THE VICTIM HERE! 367 00:09:32,678 --> 00:09:35,579 YOU'RE THE ONE WHO HIT ON MY 368 00:09:35,581 --> 00:09:36,480 WIFE! 369 00:09:36,482 --> 00:09:39,750 I WAS JUST PLAYING WITH MY KIDS! 370 00:09:42,655 --> 00:09:43,287 HUH? 371 00:09:43,289 --> 00:09:44,721 WE TOTALLY TRICKED THOMAS 372 00:09:44,723 --> 00:09:46,323 INTO THINKING WE WERE GONNA 373 00:09:46,325 --> 00:09:46,857 DROP HIM. 374 00:09:46,859 --> 00:09:48,692 OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! 375 00:09:48,694 --> 00:09:50,027 LET'S GET OUT OF HERE. 376 00:09:52,298 --> 00:09:53,063 CURSES! 377 00:09:53,065 --> 00:09:55,566 ONE OF MY LEAST FAVORITE THINGS! 378 00:09:55,568 --> 00:09:57,601 AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! 379 00:09:57,603 --> 00:09:58,735 WHOA! 380 00:09:58,737 --> 00:09:59,469 WHOA! 381 00:10:05,477 --> 00:10:06,743 OHH. 382 00:10:08,581 --> 00:10:10,747 WHEN I TELL MY DADDY WHAT YOU'VE 383 00:10:10,749 --> 00:10:12,883 DONE, HE'LL TORTURE YOUR SOULS 384 00:10:12,885 --> 00:10:13,951 FOR ETERNITY! 385 00:10:13,953 --> 00:10:16,420 GOOD LUCK GOING ON DATES THEN. 386 00:10:19,825 --> 00:10:20,591 UH... 387 00:10:20,593 --> 00:10:22,392 SHHHH! SHH, SHH! 388 00:10:26,932 --> 00:10:27,998 WHAT THE ... 389 00:10:29,635 --> 00:10:30,634 SO, LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE 390 00:10:30,636 --> 00:10:31,702 2 FOR 2, MORDO. 391 00:10:31,704 --> 00:10:33,537 IF YOU DON'T WATCH YOURSELF, 392 00:10:33,539 --> 00:10:35,339 I'LL HAVE TO ENLIST YOU AS A 393 00:10:35,341 --> 00:10:36,506 FULL-TIME SITTER! 394 00:10:37,343 --> 00:10:38,842 [ CHUCKLES 395 00:10:38,844 --> 00:10:39,743 NERVOUSLY ] 396 00:10:39,745 --> 00:10:41,712 NOW GET OUT OF MY GARAGE! 397 00:10:41,714 --> 00:10:42,946 WAIT. YOU DON'T GET PAID? 398 00:10:42,948 --> 00:10:43,847 NAH. 399 00:10:43,849 --> 00:10:44,848 HE JUST LETS US LIVE. 400 00:10:44,850 --> 00:10:46,350 WELL, REALLY, I SHOULD THANK 401 00:10:46,352 --> 00:10:46,950 YOU FOR THAT. 402 00:10:46,952 --> 00:10:48,485 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU LEARNED HOW 403 00:10:48,487 --> 00:10:49,553 TO RIDE A BIKE SO FAST. 404 00:10:49,555 --> 00:10:50,487 THAT WAS AWESOME! 405 00:10:50,489 --> 00:10:51,688 YEAH. WELL, I WAS 406 00:10:51,690 --> 00:10:52,723 JUST TRYING TO LOOK COOL. 407 00:10:52,725 --> 00:10:53,757 ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. 408 00:10:53,759 --> 00:10:54,958 I CAN GET WANTING TO IMPRESS 409 00:10:54,960 --> 00:10:55,592 YOUR DATE. 410 00:10:55,594 --> 00:10:56,793 SO, DID IT WORK? 411 00:10:56,795 --> 00:10:57,761 HE DOESN'T NEED TO 412 00:10:57,763 --> 00:10:58,428 IMPRESS ME. 413 00:10:58,430 --> 00:10:59,529 I ALREADY THINK HE'S COOL. 414 00:10:59,531 --> 00:11:00,664 WELL, HE THINKS THE 415 00:11:00,666 --> 00:11:01,365 SAME ABOUT HER. 416 00:11:01,367 --> 00:11:02,132 YOU'VE REALLY BEEN LOOKING 417 00:11:02,134 --> 00:11:03,433 FORWARD TO THIS FOR A LONG TIME? 418 00:11:03,435 --> 00:11:04,534 YEAH. 419 00:11:05,471 --> 00:11:06,370 WANT A LIFT WHILE 420 00:11:06,372 --> 00:11:06,937 WE TRY TO HAIL A CAB? 421 00:11:06,939 --> 00:11:08,772 OH, PLEASE. 422 00:11:08,774 --> 00:11:09,806 HUP!