GUYS. GUYS! I'D LIKE TO PROPOSE A TOAST.
I KNOW THAT I'M THE ONE BEING
1,000 CONSECUTIVE DAYS IN A ROW,
BUT I WANT YOU TO KNOW, IT'S
ACTUALLY ABOUT YOU GUYS.
SO THANK YOU.
THANKS, BENSON.
THAT MEANS A LOT.
HOW DO YOU DO IT?
TIME?
QUESTION, THOMAS.
DID EVERYBODY HEAR THAT?
THE GUY KNOWS HOW TO THINK.
I'VE GOTTEN THIS FAR IN LIFE BY
DOING ONE THING, AND THAT'S
PLAYING IT SAFE.
NIGHT, INCLUDING THIS ONE.
THAT IT'S READY FOR ME WHEN I
WAKE UP.
Muscle Man: YOU EAT STALE
TOAST?
YES.
AND I DON'T LIKE IT, NOT ONE
BIT.
BUT I KNOW THAT IT'LL ALL BE
MR. MAELLARD HONORS ME WITH THAT
GOLD WATCH.
Hi Five: YOU MUST WANT THAT
WATCH PRETTY BAD, HUH?
OH, YOU HAVE NO IDEA
HOW LONG I'VE WANTED THAT THING.
BEFORE YOU GUYS AND SAY, "I DID
IT!"
Muscle Man: HEY, MAN, I DON'T
MEAN TO BE A DEBBIE H. DOWNER
HERE, BUT DON'T YOU THINK IT'S A
CELEBRATING?
I MEAN, YOU STILL HAVE TO MAKE
IT ON TIME TOMORROW.
OH, COME ON,
IT ON TIME TOMORROW. OH, COME ON, MUSCLE MAN.
BETWEEN NOW AND THEN?
HEY, BENSON.
YOU'RE NOT GONNA BELIEVE THIS ...
THESE GUYS ARE CELEBRATING 1,000
OF SOMETHING, TOO.
1,000 TEST MISSIONS.
PILOTS?
WE SURE ARE.
HEY.
I'M TANGO, AND THIS IS STACHE.
WAIT, YOU'RE NOT
STACHE?
NO, I'M TANGO.
HE'S STACHE.
WHY DON'T YOU JOIN US FOR
SOME WINGS, AND WE'LL CELEBRATE
OUR 1,000s TOGETHER.
MORE WINGS?
BENSON LIKEY, AND I'M BENSON.
I'M NOT SURE MORE
WINGS IS A GOOD IDEA, BENSON.
YOU DON'T WANT TO EAT YOURSELF
INTO A FOOD COMA AGAIN.
YES.
PERHAPS YOU'VE DONE ENOUGH
WINGING FOR ONE NIGHT.
LOOK, I CAN HANDLE
IT, GUYS.
IT'S JUST ONE ROUND.
IT'S JUST, UH...
WELL, SOMETIMES PEOPLE DO THINGS
WINGS.
THAT'S ALL WE'RE
SAYING.
DON'T WORRY, GUYS.
I GOT IT UNDER CONTROL.
OW, MY HEAD.
WHAT HAPPENED TO ME?
GO WRONG BETWEEN NOW AND THEN?
HEY, BENSON, YOU'RE
NOT GONNA BELIEVE THIS.
THESE GUYS ARE CELEBRATING 1,000
OF SOMETHING, TOO.
MORDECAI AND RIGBY!
WHERE AM I?
AH, I ONLY HAVE THREE HOURS TO
GET BACK.
HOW AM I EVER ...
WAIT, A ROAD.
I'M SAVED.
COME ON, COME ON.
PICK UP!
HELLO?
POPS, IT'S BENSON.
OH, BENSON, ARE YOU
OKAY?
I'M FINE, POPS.
LISTEN, COULD YOU PUT MORDECAI
THEM FOR RUINING MY LIFE?
THEY'RE NOT WITH YOU?
OH, DEAR.
THEY DIDN'T COME HOME LAST
NIGHT.
WE'RE ALL WORRIED SICK.
HAPPENED LAST NIGHT?
I'M AFRAID I DON'T
KNOW.
WELL, WHATEVER IT WAS LEFT ME
STRANDED OUT IN THE DESERT.
CAN YOU COME PICK ME UP?
OH, OF COURSE.
WHERE IN THE DESERT ARE YOU,
EXACTLY?
UH, HOLD ON.
LET ME SEE.
GREAT.
OH, A CAR.
HEY!
HEY, STOP!
ROAD THIS IS?
SURE.
HOW 'BOUT RIGHT AFTER YOU TELL
ME IF THIS HURTS OR NOT.
BENSON?
HELLO?
ARRESTING ME FOR?
BENSON, YOU'RE ALL
RIGHT!
YOU!
HEH, KNOCK YOURSELVES OUT.
AAAH!
ME?
DO YOU
NOT REMEMBER ANYTHING?
NO!
GET OFF OF ME AND
I'LL TELL YOU!
OH... OH...
HERE'S WHAT HAPPENED.
BENSON! BENSON!
BENSON!
COMING.
BOTH OF OUR ENGINES WERE ON
FIRE, BUT SOMEHOW WE MANAGED TO
OF A HOT-TUB PARTY.
LIKE YOU GUYS.
INSTEAD, I'M BEING HONORED
TOMORROW FOR PLAYING IT SAFE.
OUCH.
YEAH. THAT'S ROUGH.
IF YOU WANT TO BE HONORED
TOMORROW WITH SOME GRADE-A GUTS,
CEREMONY IN THE MACH INFINITY.
YEAH.
IT'S THE SUPERSONIC CAR WE JUST
TEST-DROVE.
SERIOUSLY?
I DIDN'T KNOW THAT
CAR ACTUALLY EXISTED.
FAST.
YOU'D BE TAKING A BIG RISK.
BUT IN A COOL WAY.
I DON'T KNOW, BENSON.
WATCH.
IT'S WORTH IT!
JUST MAKE SURE YOUR
LIFT-TO-DRAG RATIO STAYS LEVEL.
YOU DON'T WANT TO GO INTO A
HIGH-G MANEUVER.
WHOOO!
HIGH-G MANEUVER!
ALL RIGHT.
HERE GOES.
AAH! AAAH! AAAAH!
STOP! STOP! STOP!
YOU LANDED ABOUT A MILE AWAY,
UP ON THE ROAD.
YEAH.
WHEN WE WENT TO GO FIND YOU, THE
COP ARRESTED US FOR SPEEDING.
WE EVEN SHOWED HIM OUR
GOVERNMENT-CLEARANCE CARD, WHICH
ALLOWS US TO SPEED, BUT HE JUST
RIPPED IT UP.
HE WAS LIKE, "NYAH!
NYAH!"
I'LL GO TRY AND TALK TO THIS
GUY.
UH, HI, SIR?
UM...
BY 9:00, AND ...
WELL, WE WOULDN'T WANT YOU TO
BE LATE, NOW, WOULD WE?
NO, WE WOULDN'T, SIR.
WELL, SON, THE SOONEST I CAN
OPEN THAT DOOR FOR YOU IS, UH,
9:01 A.M.
YOU DIDN'T EVEN
LOOK AT ANYTHING.
A JERK.
OPEN YOUR MOUTH AGAIN, PRETTY
BOY, AND YOU'RE GETTING THE
HOSE!
THAT WON'T BE
NECESSARY.
POPS!
HOW DID YOU FIND US?
OH, IT WAS QUITE
SIMPLE.
WHILE YOU WERE BEING ARRESTED, I
BACKGROUND.
THE INTERNET, BUT I GOT SCARED.
ALL.
WOW, POPS, THAT'S
AMAZING.
NOW, OFFICER, PLEASE
FINES THEY'VE ACCRUED AND WE'LL
BE ON OUR MERRY WAY.
ARE YOU TRYING TO BRIBE ME,
SON?
BRIBE? POPS!
YOU CAN'T ARREST
HIM FOR NO REASON!
YEAH, YOU THINK YOU'RE
ABOVE THE LAW?
ON THIS QUARTER-MILE STRETCH
OF HIGHWAY, I AM THE LAW.
Y'ALL SIT TIGHT WHILE I FIND THE
BIGGER HOSE.
WELL, YOU RUINED MY LIFE AGAIN.
WHAT?
WE HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS!
MILITARY JUMPSUIT, STRAPPED TO
AN EJECTOR SEAT.
DO WITH THIS!
WHOA, BENSON.
NOBODY PUT THOSE WINGS INSIDE
YOU BUT YOU.
JUST BECAUSE WE PARTY LIKE
HANDSOME MANIACS DOESN'T MEAN
YOU DIDN'T HAVE A CHOICE.
YOU'RE RIGHT.
I DECIDED TO TAKE RISKS, AND
THIS IS THE PRICE I PAY.
WE'VE TRIED EVERYTHING, BUT THIS
COP WON'T LISTEN TO REASON.
MAYBE YOU CAN'T REASON YOUR
WAY OUT OF THIS ONE.
MAYBE THE SOLUTION IS...
ANOTHER RISK.
OKAY, I'VE GOT AN IDEA.
WHAT IN TARNATION HAPPENED
HERE?
OH, IT WAS TERRIBLE.
UP BEFORE THEY ESCAPED.
ESCAPED?
NOBODY ESCAPES FROM MY ...
NOW!
WHAT?
YEAH, I FIGURED POPS'
THREE OF US, TOPS.
THE CEREMONY?
LESS THAN AN HOUR.
WE CAN TAKE CARMENITA.
SHE'S TOO SLOW.
IT'S YOUR ONLY CHANCE,
BENSON.
HOW BAD DO YOU WANT THAT
WATCH?
MORE THAN ANYTHING.
PERFECT.
LET'S GO.
SEE YOU AT THE
CEREMONY!
WHAT?
YES!
GET OUT OF THE CAR!
WHAT THE...?
WHERE YOU GOING, BOY?
NOOOOO!
YES, I MADE IT.
HEY, HOW DID YOU GUYS GET HERE
BEFORE ME?
IT'S A MIRACLE!
WELL, I DON'T KNOW
ABOUT MIRACLE, BUT...
DUDE, WHERE HAVE
MONTHS?
WHAT?
WHAT PROBABLY HAPPENED IS
INTO THE FUTURE.
WERE DEAD, MAN.
THEN IF THIS ISN'T MY
GOLD-WATCH CEREMONY, IT'S MY...
MEMORIAL SERVICE.
AND WHO ARE ALL OF
THESE GUYS?
THEY'RE APPLICANTS FOR
THE PARK MANAGER POSITION.
THEY'RE WAITING UNTIL AFTER THE
SERVICE TO BE INTERVIEWED.
MR. MAELLARD, ABOUT
THE GOLD WATCH...
UH, I'M GONNA HAVE TO SAY NO.
I'VE ALWAYS BEEN A STICKLER FOR
THE RULES.
HEY, MAN, AT LEAST
YOU'RE NOT DEAD.
NO.
WITHOUT THAT WATCH, I AM DEAD.
BENSON! STOP!
THE INFINITY'S REVERSE GEAR
COULD TEAR A HOLE IN SPACE-TIME!
CHANCE!
NOW, THERE GOES A MAN WHO
TAKES RISKS.
COME ON.
IT'S WORKING!
AAAH!
AAAAAH!
AAAAAAH!
Muscle Man: TOLD YOU HE'D
MAKE IT.
9:00 A.M. ON THE DOT.
YOU DID IT, MY BOY.
IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
Muscle Man: I BROUGHT US SOME
WINGS TO HELP US CELEBRATE.
SORRY, MUSCLE MAN, NOT THIS
TIME.
COME ON, IT'S ONLY ONE WING.
WELL...
OH, MY HEAD.
WHERE...?
AW, COME ON!