THIS IS IT, PEOPLE ... THE BIG DAY. Hi Five: HUH?
WHAT BIG DAY?
ABOUT?
POPS?
TODAY'S MY DAD'S
BIRTHDAY.
Hi Five: OH, YEAH.
I REMEMBER THAT.
SERIOUSLY?
SEND OUT?
YEAH, BUT IT WAS JUST
OFFERS AND STUFF.
ANYWAY, EVERYBODY
KNOWS THAT MR. MAELLARD LOVES
SURPRISES, BUT THEY ALSO KNOW
THAT HE'S IMPOSSIBLE TO
SURPRISE.
TIME IN THE WAR.
EYES OPEN.
THAT'S WHY I'VE COME UP WITH THE
PERFECT PLAN.
BAM! FAKE SURPRISE.
SEE, IT'LL GO DOWN LIKE THIS.
MAELLARD WILL SHOW UP LIKE...
HIYA, BENSON.
I'M HERE TO PICK UP POPS FOR MY
BIRTHDAY DINNER.
AND I'M GONNA BE
ALL...
WHAT? I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS YOUR
BIRTHDAY.
THAT'S WHEN I'LL TAKE HIM TO THE
SNACK BAR, WHERE ... BAM! FAKE
SURPRISE.
HE'LL BE SO THROWN OFF BY IT, HE
WON'T SUSPECT A THING WHEN I
TAKE HIM TO THE REAL PARTY.
WOW, BENSON.
THAT WAS THE PERFECT SURPRISE.
HERE'S $1 MILLION.
GEE!
THANKS, MR. MAELLARD.
YOU KNOW, IT WAS NOTHING,
REALLY.
UH... SO, YEAH.
THAT'S HOW WE'RE GONNA DO IT.
OH, THAT PLAN SOUNDS
WONDERFUL, BENSON!
ALL RIGHT.
TIME FOR YOUR ASSIGNMENTS.
SKIPS, SET UP THE TABLE.
MUSCLE MAN AND HI FIVE GHOST, GO
BUY BALLOONS.
MORDECAI AND RIGBY, YOU'RE
PICKING UP THE CAKE.
REALLY?
YEP.
IT'S PREPAID AND EVERYTHING.
UP.
BRING THE CAKE BACK.
THAT'S IT.
AW, YEAH!
♪ PICKIN' UP THE CAKE,
PICKIN' UP THE CAKE, PICKIN' UP
AND TRY NOT TO RUIN MY BIG DAY.
MAELLARD'S DAY.
CAKE!
PACKED!
SO BAD?
DUDE, CHECK IT OUT.
CRAZY EXPENSIVE.
$130?
YEAH.
BENSON'S REALLY GOING ALL OUT.
HEY, MORDECAI, CHECK
OUT THAT LINE.
NOBODY'S IN IT.
IT SAYS, "PREPAID,"
SO, YEAH ... LET'S DO IT!
I GOT MY CAKE.
I GOT MY CAKE!
EXCUSE ME.
I'M HERE TO PICK UP A CAKE.
OH. IF YOU HAVE A PREPAID
RECEIPT, I CAN GET THAT FOR YOU.
YEAH, WE DO!
OKAY. IT'LL BE JUST A MINUTE.
EXCUSE ME!
I WAS HERE BEFORE THEY WERE.
SORRY, MA'AM, BUT PREPAID
CUSTOMERS TAKE PRIORITY.
HEY, YOU TWO!
THAT'S RIGHT.
I'M TALKING TO YOU BOZOS.
YOU JUST CUT THE LINE!
UH...
GET BACK HERE AND TAKE A
NUMBER LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE!
WE DIDN'T CUT IN
LINE.
THIS IS THE PREPAID LINE.
OH-HO!
THAT'S A FINE EXCUSE ... FOR A
BUNCH OF LINE CUTTERS!
LOOK, WE DIDN'T
CUT, OKAY?
PEOPLE WITH PREPAID RECEIPTS.
BUT ...
ALL RIGHT. HERE YOU GO.
WHOA!
ALSO, YOU GUYS GET OUR LAST
FREE CAKE PASTRIES.
THIS IS RIDICULOUS!
I'VE BEEN HERE LONGER THAN
ANYBODY!
I'M SORRY, MA'AM, BUT THE
TENDED TO FIRST, SO MAYBE YOU
SHOULD LEARN HOW TO READ.
WH-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-OA!
HA HA! OKAY.
THANKS FOR THE CAKE. BYE!
AW, YEAH, IT WAS!
VICTORY PASTRIES.
UH...
AW, MAN!
DID YOU EAT BOTH OF THEM?
SORRY!
MOUTH!
UGH!
YOU'RE THE WORST.
WHAT THE...?
LINE CUTTERS!
LINE CUTTERS GONNA GET CUT!
AAAAAAAAAH!
SHE'S GOT A CAKE CUTTER!
LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!
CAKE WITCH!
AAAAAAH!
HUH?
WAIT! WHAT DOES THAT SAY?
AAH! I WISH I COULD READ!
OOOOOOOOOOOOH!
ROAD CAKE!
HMM.
ACCOUNTING.
IF WE'RE LATE, TOKYO WILL DROP
THE DEAL!
COME ON!
WHOO!
HELLO, MR. MAELLARD.
WHERE'S POPS?
WE'RE GONNA BE LATE TO MY
BIRTHDAY DINNER.
BIRTHDAY?
IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY TODAY?
YES. AND I'M SURE YOU DON'T
HAVE ANYTHING PLANNED.
OF COURSE. HOW COULD I?
IT ... JUST NOW!
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?
BAR.
LET ME TAKE YOU THERE.
MM-HMM.
LET'S GO SEE "POPS AT THE SNACK
BAR."
RIGHT THIS WAY.
I'M TAKING PAPA EAGLE OUT TO THE
FIELD.
WE'LL BE BACK AT THE NEST
SHORTLY.
DO YOU COPY?
WHO'S THE EAGLE AGAIN?
MAELLARD IS THE EAGLE.
IT WAS IN THE E-MAIL!
UGH!
OKAY. SO, I GET THAT YOU
DON'T HAVE ENOUGH MONEY FOR A
NEW CAKE, BUT YOU REALLY DON'T
KNOW HOW TO MAKE ONE?
ISN'T IT, LIKE, ONE OF YOUR FOOD
GROUPS?
HEY, LESS JUDGY, MORE
CAKEY!
THERE'S NOT A LOT
OF TIME.
CAN YOU HELP US OR NOT?
COOL UPSIDE DOWN?
UHHH...
YES.
THE ANSWER IS "YES."
CAKE BENSON BOUGHT!
HE SHOULD BE PAYING US!
/I>>> Mordecai: COME ON.
LET'S GET THIS OUTSIDE.
UH...
EILEEN, WHAT DID YOU
DO?
IT DOESN'T FIT OUT THE DOOR!
HEY, I CAN'T DO THE
MATH IF I DON'T HAVE THE WHOLE
EQUATION.
UGH!
I'M TAKING PAPA EAGLE
OUT TO THE FIELD.
WE'LL BE BACK AT THE NEST
SHORTLY.
DO YOU COPY?
WHO'S THE EAGLE AGAIN?
MAELLARD'S THE EAGLE.
IT'S IN THE E-MAIL!
HE KNOWS I DON'T DO
E-MAIL.
Hi Five: WHERE ARE MORDECAI
AND RIGBY?
OH, THEY SHOULD HAVE
BROUGHT THE CAKE BY NOW.
UGH!
LET'S GO FIND 'EM.
OH, THERE YOU ARE!
Muscle Man: WHAT'S THE
HOLDUP, BROS?
IT'S NOT OUR FAULT!
THE CAKE WON'T GO OUTSIDE!
HOW'D IT GET INSIDE?
THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT!
LOOK, WE JUST NEED
SHOWS UP WITH MR. MAELLARD.
DOES ANYONE HAVE ANY IDEAS?
WAY TO GO, DUDES.
YOU REALLY MESSED UP BIG.
Hi Five: YEAH!
BENSON'S GONNA BE REALLY BUMMED
EDOUT.
UGH!
WAY TO ... UGH!
OUTSIDE CAKE!
OOH, I MIGHT HAVE
SOMETHING, THEN!
AHA! HERE IT IS!
WHAT IS IT?
IT'S MY
HANDY HOME MATTER MOVER.
I GOT IT IN THE 1950s.
GATHER 'ROUND! GATHER 'ROUND!
THINGS!
HANDY HOME MATTER MOVER!
OH, MY!
DOES THIS SOUND FAMILIAR?
DINING-ROOM TABLE, BUT SHE HAS
HER HANDS FULL WITH THE KIDS.
HMM?
WELL, ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS
KEY IN THE COORDINATES, AIM, AND
HIT THE SWITCH!
I'LL TAKE IT!
A TELEPORTER?
IT'S PERFECT!
HM-HM-HM-HM-HM!
ARE YOU SURE?
THE COUNTER.
SURPRISE!
MY!
THAT WAS A GOOD ONE.
RIGHT?
BIRTHDAY.
WELL, IT'S CERTAINLY
WITH THIS ONE SURPRISE FOR ME.
IT'S NO TROUBLE.
I CAN DO.
LET'S HEAD BACK TO THE HOUSE FOR
POPS.
YES. I'M SURE POPS IS VERY
LONELY, WAITING ALL BY HIMSELF.
OH, OH, WAIT FOR ME!
OOF!
Muscle Man: IT LOOKS REALLY
OLD.
OKAY.
I THINK I GOT IT.
UH...
TO THE ROOST.
GET THE EGGS READY!
COME ON! COME ON!
Muscle Man: HURRY UP, BRO!
EVERYONE'S READY TO CRACK THE
EGGS.
SORRY FOR ALL THE WORK CALLS,
BUT WE'VE GOT A REAL EAGLE
PROBLEM AT THE MOMENT.
BUT, ANYWAY, I'M SURE POPS IS
SOMEWHERE AROUND HERE.
I'M SURE HE IS.
SURPRI...
CAN YOU WAIT HERE?
WHOA!
GOT IT.
GAH!
OH, THERE YOU GUYS
ARE.
PERFECTLY CLEAR?
CAKE AND NO GUESTS!
WHAT PART OF "SURPRISE PARTY" DO
OYOU NOT UNDERSTAND?
IT'LL BE FINE!
WE JUST HAD A FEW SETBACKS.
THERE WAS THIS ANGRY WOMAN...
SHAGGY-LOOKING BUSINESS GUYS...
BUT C.J. AND EILEEN
HELPED US MAKE THIS BETTER CAKE.
IT'S JUST A LITTLE TOO BIG TO
GET OUT THE DOOR.
TELEPORTER, SO ...
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
I'VE HAD THIS WHOLE SURPRISE
PARTY PLANNED OUT, AND NOW
THERE'S NO SURPRISE!
BUT THE TELEPORTER ...
TELEPORTER!
NO!
WE CAN STILL SAVE THE PARTY!
THIS IS HOW THEY THROW A
BIRTHDAY PARTY?
THERE'S NO ONE HERE!
THIS IS HOW THEY TREAT ME, AFTER
ALL I'VE DONE FOR THEM?
IT'S LONELY AT THE TOP.
[ DELIBES' "FLOWER DUET" FROM
"LAKMé" PLAYS ]
UH...
UGH!
PAPA IS SO SURPRISED,
HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY!
THAT WAS THE BEST BIRTHDAY
SURPRISE OF MY LIFE!
WHERE AM I?
YOU'RE IN THE HOSPITAL.
YOU'VE BEEN IN A
COMA FOR THREE WEEKS.
SIR, I CAN'T TELL YOU
HOW SORRY I AM.
I JUST ...
WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO BE SORRY
ABOUT?
I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE IN A
COMA.
I AM IMPRESSED.
MAN THAT HAS EVERYTHING.
2THIS BIRTHDAY REALLY TAKES THE
CAKE.