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SO, WHO'S UP FOR CARDS
AT MY HOUSE TONIGHT?
Muscle Man: CAN'T.

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WRESTLING.

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Hi Five: MUCHO ROMANTICO.

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GOING TO A JAZZ CONCERT.

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EILEEN.

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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!

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FRIEND PLANS.

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ROCK POLISHER.

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Muscle Man: YOU KNOW WHO ELSE

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LIKES TO POLISH PEOPLE'S ROCKS?

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MORDECAI?

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AW, I WOULD, BUT

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C.J. AND I ARE GOING TO A

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LASER LIGHT SHOW TONIGHT.

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WITH US.

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AH, NO. THAT'S OKAY.

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OVER.

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IN FACT, I BETTER GET GOING.

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UH, HAVE FUN, EVERYONE.

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ALL RIGHT. SEE YA.

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PROBABLY HOME ALONE WATCHING

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A ROMANTIC COMEDY IN THE DARK.

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SHOW?

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C.J.?

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ARM AROUND EILEEN'S ROCK

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POLISHER?

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STOP TALKING!

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WAIT. SKIPS?

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YOU OKAY, MAN?

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YEAH.

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NO!

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I'VE BEEN SKIPPING SOLO FOR TOO

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LONG NOW.

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I NEED TO START DATING AGAIN.

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SKIPS, GETTIN' BACK IN

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THE SADDLE!

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I GUESS.

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IT'S BEEN SO LONG, I DON'T EVEN

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KNOW WHERE TO START.

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AH, IT CAN'T BE

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THAT BAD.

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HOW LONG'S IT BEEN?

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200 YEARS.

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WHOA!

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WELL, BETTER NOW

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THAN NEVER.

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YOU JUST GOT TO GET OUT THERE.

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WINGMEN.

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WINGMEN?

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YOU KNOW ... YOUR

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CO-PILOTS, YOUR BROS, THE ONES

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WHO GOT YOUR BACK WHILE YOU'RE

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LOOKING FOR LADIES.

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IT'S ME.

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I NEED SOME WINGMEN.

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I'VE BEEN WAITING 200 YEARS

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TO HEAR YOU SAY THAT.

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SO, UH, WHAT HAPPENS

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NOW?

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TILL THEY COME TALK TO US?

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WAITING DOESN'T GET YOU THE

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LADIES, SKIPS.

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WATCH AND LEARN.

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EXCUSE ME, LADIES.

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PERHAPS YOU COULD SETTLE A BET.

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OLDER?

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I DON'T KNOW.

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NEITHER.

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WE'RE BOTH IMMORTAL.

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PLUS WE'RE MAGIC.

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WHOA!

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OOH. CHECK IT OUT.

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CONTACT.

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EXCUSE ME.

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ARE YOU A PARKING TICKET?

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'CAUSE YOU GOT "FINE" WRITTEN

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ALL OVER YOU.

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WE ARE FINE.

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HEY, THAT'S A NICE OUTFIT YOU

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OUHAVE ON THERE.

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UH, YEAH.

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UH, I LIKE IT A LOT.

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WHAT DO YOU LIKE ABOUT IT?

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OH, UH, IT LOOKS

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COMFORTABLE, LIKE, UH...

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LIKE MY FRIEND'S DIAPER.

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MY DRESS LOOKS LIKE A

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DIAPER?

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HE JUST SAID I'M WEARING A

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DIAPER!

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WHO WANTS TO SEE A SUPERNOVA?

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AND, BY THE WAY, IT'S NOT A

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DIAPER!

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THEY'RE ADULT DIAPERS!

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THERE'S A DIFFERENCE!

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HEY, SKIPS.

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TONIGHT?

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I'M JUST NOT CUT OUT

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FOR THE WHOLE CLUB SCENE.

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DUDE, NOBODY MEETS

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ANYBODY AT CLUBS ANYMORE.

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YEAH.

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THERE'S AN OPTION FOR PEOPLE

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IMPRESSIONS.

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THE INTERNET!

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ALL RIGHT.

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WE GOT TO FILL IN YOUR PROFILE.

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PROFESSION?

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PARK GROUNDSKEEPER.

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AH, AH, AH.

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"ENVIRONMENTAL TECHNOLOGIST."

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HOBBIES?

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I'M GOOD AT FIXING

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STUFF.

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CAN FIX ANYTHING ... BUSTED

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ENGINES, BROKEN HEARTS, WHATEVER

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YOU GOT.

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YOU'VE TRAVELED ALL

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OVER THE WORLD.

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GIRLS LIKE A GUY WHO'S CULTURED.

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D. FOUGHT MONSTERS WITH A

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H ANINJA SWORD, ARM-WRESTLED DEATH,

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AND, ALSO, YOU LOVE KITTENS, TO

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SHOW YOUR SOFTER SIDE.

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AND... DONE.

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NOW WHAT DO WE DO?

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THE LADIES COME TO YOU.

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HOW LONG'S IT

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GONNA TAKE?

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I DON'T KNOW.

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IT COULD BE A WHILE.

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WHOA! LOOK AT THAT!

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YOU'VE ALREADY GOT 85,000 VIEWS!

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DUDE, YOU'RE ON THE

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FRONT PAGE OF THE WEBSITE!

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BASED ON YOUR TOP-RATED PROFILE,

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YOU'VE BEEN SELECTED TO BE A

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SHOW "IT'S A DATE!"

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WHAT?

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AW, MAN.

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YOU'LL MEET SOMEONE NOW FOR

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SURE!

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UP HIGH!

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I CAN'T GO ON A DATING

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SHOW.

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I'M NOT THAT KIND OF GUY.

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NEXT 200 YEARS SHUFFLING

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HIS CARDS?

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EH ...

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I DON'T KNOW.

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THESE PANTS ARE A LITTLE TIGHT.

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YOU WANT TO LOOK COOL,

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RIGHT?

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YES.

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IT'S GETTING LATE.

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TONIGHT.

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WHAT QUESTIONS?

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DUDE, THE LADIES ASK

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YOU QUESTIONS, AND YOU IMPRESS

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THEM WITH YOUR SLICK RESPONSES.

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HERE. LET'S RUN

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THROUGH A PRACTICE ROUND.

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"IF YOU WERE TRAPPED ON A DESERT

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ISLAND WITH JUST ONE THING, WHAT

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WOULD IT BE?"

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BOOM! GO.

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THAT'S EASY ... FRESH

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WATER.

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WRONG!

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YOU GOT TO SAY SOMETHING COOL,

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LIKE "ALL I NEED IS YOUR DEEP

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BLUE EYES TO LOOK INTO."

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CHEESE IT UP!

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MAKE 'EM LAUGH.

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IT'S NOT HARD.

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HOW DO YOU KNOW?

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'CAUSE I'VE SEEN EVERY

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EPISODE OF "IT'S A DATE!"

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WHAT?

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I'VE HAD A LOT OF SPARE TIME

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C.J.

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IF YOU'RE SO GOOD AT

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THIS, WHY DON'T YOU DO IT?

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I WOULD IF I COULD.

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OH!

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SO, YOU ADMIT THAT YOU CAN'T.

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NO! IT'S JUST THAT I

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DON'T HAVE THE RIGHT LOOK OR

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WHATEVER, WHICH HAS NOTHING TO

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WORDS.

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WELL, I'M NOT A WORD

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GUY, OKAY?

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HM-HM-HM!

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I GOT AN IDEA.

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WELCOME TO "IT'S A DATE!"

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LET'S GIVE IT UP FOR YOUR HOST,

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BOB KARPETT!

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THANK YOU. THANK YOU.

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LET'S GIVE A BIG, WARM WELCOME

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TO OUR BACHELORETTE,

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SHEENA ALBRIGHT!

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WHO LOVES TENNIS, ITALIAN

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CUISINE, AND SLOTHS.

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NOW IT'S TIME TO MEET OUR THREE

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ELIGIBLE BACHELORS!

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BACHELOR NUMBER 1 IS A HIP-HOP

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ENTHUSIAST.

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PLEASE WELCOME JIMMY JAMZZ!

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YO, YO, YO!

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WHAT'S PEEPIN', SHEENA?

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YO!

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BACHELOR NUMBER 2 RUNS HIS

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OWN T-SHIRT BUSINESS.

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SAY HELLO TO THE T-SHIRT MAN.

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BUY MY T-SHIRTS!

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HI!

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AND BACHELOR NUMBER 3 IS A

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VENTRILOQUIST.

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DUMMY, LIL' RIGS!

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HEY!

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WHAT'S SHAKIN', DOLLFACE?

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HOLD ON TIGHT, STRAP YOURSELF

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IN, 'CAUSE A DATE WITH ME WILL

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MAKE YOUR HEAD SPIN!

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ALL RIGHT, SHEENA.

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IT'S TIME FOR YOUR FIRST

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QUESTION FOR OUR BACHELORS.

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"IF WE WENT OUT ON A DATE,

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WHERE WOULD YOU TAKE ME?"

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BACHELOR NUMBER 1.

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GIRL, I'D TAKE YOU TO THE

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HOPPINGEST DANCE CLUB IN TOWN,

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'CAUSE JIMMY JAMZZ IS ALL ABOUT

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BUSTIN' KILLER MOVES, GIRL!

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OH, YEAH, DAWG!

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OKAY.

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BACHELOR NUMBER 2?

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I WOULD TAKE YOU TO A

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FT-SHIRTS!

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WHOO-HOO-HOO!

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HMM. BACHELOR NUMBER 3?

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UH...

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GO OUT FOR A NICE MEAL?

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AND GO TO THE

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PLANETARIUM, 'CAUSE YOU SURELY

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BODIES.

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NEXT QUESTION ... "WHAT IS YOUR

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BIGGEST DREAM IN LIFE?"

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BACHELOR NUMBER 1.

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PSHEW!

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GIRL, I'M ALREADY LIVING MY

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DREAM!

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I'VE BEEN REGIONAL HIP-HOP DANCE

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CHAMPION NINE TIMES IN A ROW,

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PLAYER!

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CREW!

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BACHELOR NUMBER 2?

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MY DREAM IS TO SELL MY

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NATIONWIDE ... THAT AND MOVE OUT

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OF MY MAMA'S BASEMENT.

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BACHELOR NUMBER 3?

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UH, WELL, UH, SAVE UP

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FOR RETIREMENT.

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GEEZ, GRAMPS!

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YOU'RE NOT DEAD YET!

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PRESENCE, YOU MIGHT AS WELL BE!

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HEY-OH!

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BUT, SERIOUSLY, SHEENA, MY ONLY

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YOU BETTER THAN THE LAST.

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WHY, THANK YOU,

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BACHELOR NUMBER 3.

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OH, COME ON!

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THAT'S THE WORST PICKUP LINE I

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EVER HEARD!

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MULLET!

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RIGBY!

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HEY, THE AUDIENCE

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LOVES ME.

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THESE TWO DUMMIES.

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YOU CALLING ME A DUMMY,

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DUMMY?

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NO, BUT YOU KNOW WHO

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IS CALLING YOU IS YOUR MOM.

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SHE WANTS YOUR RENT CHECK, FOOL.

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I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR LIP,

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SON!

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PLAYTIME'S OVER!

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AAAAAH!

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EAT T-SHIRT!

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LET'S TEACH THIS PUNK SOME

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MANNERS.

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UGH!

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THAT'S ENOUGH!

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LOOK OUT!

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AAAAAAH!

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YOU OKAY?

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LOOK, EVERYONE, I'M NOT A

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VENTRILOQUIST.

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AND THIS ISN'T A DUMMY.

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THE TRUTH IS I'M JUST A SIMPLE

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GUY WHO WORKS AT A PARK, A QUIET

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GIRL ... SOMEONE I CAN SPEND TIME

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WITH AND TALK TO AND, UH

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DOESN'T MIND THAT I

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LIKE TO GO COMMANDO.

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ANYWAY, I'M SORRY I WASTED

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EVERYBODY'S TIME.

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WAIT!

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I CHOOSE BACHELOR NUMBER 3!

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HUH?

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IT'S A DATE!

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SHEENA AND SKIPS, YOU TWO WIN AN

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COSTA RICA!

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WHOO!

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YE-AH!

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WITH YOUR CHICA?

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WELL, UH...

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AAAAAH!

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AAAAAH!

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AAAAAH!

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AAAH!

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

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AH, SHE WAS TOO

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HIGH-MAINTENANCE.

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BUT I'M BACK IN THE SADDLE.

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THANKS, GUYS.

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WH-O-O-O-O-O-OA!

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NICE. NICE.