1 00:00:16,551 --> 00:00:18,701 This is it, poeple... The Big Day. 2 00:00:18,701 --> 00:00:20,621 - What big day? - What is he talking? 3 00:00:20,621 --> 00:00:23,540 - Pops? - Today's my dad's birthday. 4 00:00:23,540 --> 00:00:25,325 Oh, yeah. I remember that. 5 00:00:25,325 --> 00:00:28,743 Seriously? Does no one read the e-mails I send out? 6 00:00:28,743 --> 00:00:30,375 Yeah, but it was just offers and stuff. 7 00:00:30,375 --> 00:00:34,234 Anyway, everybody knows that Mr. Maellard loves surprises, 8 00:00:34,234 --> 00:00:37,479 but they also know that he's impossible to surprise. 9 00:00:37,517 --> 00:00:39,744 It must be from his time in the war. 10 00:00:39,744 --> 00:00:42,932 He said he always slept with his eyes open. 11 00:00:44,064 --> 00:00:46,541 That's why I've come up with the perfect plan. 12 00:00:47,194 --> 00:00:48,576 Fake surprise. 13 00:00:48,576 --> 00:00:50,516 See, it'll go down like this. 14 00:00:50,688 --> 00:00:53,415 - Maellard will show up like... - Hiya, Benson. 15 00:00:53,415 --> 00:00:56,621 I'm here to pick up Pops for my birthday dinner. 16 00:00:56,621 --> 00:01:00,096 And I'm gonna be all... What? I didn't know it was your birthday. 17 00:01:00,096 --> 00:01:02,554 That's when I'll take him to the snack bar, where... 18 00:01:03,130 --> 00:01:04,263 fake surprise. 19 00:01:04,263 --> 00:01:07,796 He'll be so thrown off by it, he won't suspect a thing when I take him to the real party. 20 00:01:07,872 --> 00:01:11,597 Wow, Benson. That was the perfect surprise. 21 00:01:11,597 --> 00:01:14,247 Here's $1 million. 22 00:01:14,861 --> 00:01:16,628 Gee! Thanks, Mr. Maellard. 23 00:01:16,685 --> 00:01:18,682 You know, it was nothing, really. 24 00:01:20,448 --> 00:01:22,234 So, yeah, that's how we're gonna do it. 25 00:01:22,234 --> 00:01:25,095 Oh, that plan sounds wonderful, Benson! 26 00:01:25,095 --> 00:01:27,053 All right, time for your assignments. 27 00:01:27,072 --> 00:01:28,282 Skips, set up the table. 28 00:01:28,282 --> 00:01:30,663 Muscle man and Hi Five Ghost, go buy balloons. 29 00:01:30,663 --> 00:01:32,736 Mordecai and Rigby, you're picking up the cake. 30 00:01:32,736 --> 00:01:34,829 - Really? - Yep, it's prepaid and everything. 31 00:01:34,829 --> 00:01:36,327 All you have to do is pick it up, 32 00:01:36,327 --> 00:01:39,111 just give them the receipt and bring the cake back. 33 00:01:39,111 --> 00:01:40,148 That's it. 34 00:01:44,909 --> 00:01:47,712 Just pick up the cake and try not to ruin my big day. 35 00:01:47,712 --> 00:01:50,650 - I thought it was Maellard's day. - Just pick up the cake! 36 00:01:52,762 --> 00:01:54,471 Man, this place is packed! 37 00:01:54,471 --> 00:01:55,892 Why does everyone need a cake so bad? 38 00:01:55,892 --> 00:01:56,832 Dude, check it out. 39 00:01:56,832 --> 00:01:59,213 This cake Benson ordered is crazy expensive. 40 00:01:59,213 --> 00:02:00,480 $130? 41 00:02:00,480 --> 00:02:02,400 Yeah, Benson's really going all out. 42 00:02:02,420 --> 00:02:04,781 Hey, Mordecai, check out that line. Nobody's in it. 43 00:02:04,781 --> 00:02:07,546 It says, "prepaid," so, yeah... let's do it. 44 00:02:07,604 --> 00:02:10,080 I got my cake. I got my cake! 45 00:02:10,080 --> 00:02:11,636 Excuse me, I'm here to pick up a cake. 46 00:02:11,636 --> 00:02:14,304 Oh, if you have a prepaid receipt, I can get that for you. 47 00:02:14,362 --> 00:02:16,416 Yeah, we do! 48 00:02:16,704 --> 00:02:18,221 Okay, it'll be just a minute. 49 00:02:18,221 --> 00:02:20,832 Excuse me! I was here before they were. 50 00:02:20,832 --> 00:02:23,309 Sorry, ma'am, but prepaid customers take priority. 51 00:02:24,135 --> 00:02:25,191 Hey, you two! 52 00:02:25,824 --> 00:02:29,434 That's right, I'm talking to you bozos, you just cut the line! 53 00:02:30,164 --> 00:02:33,696 Get back here and take a number like everybody else! 54 00:02:33,696 --> 00:02:36,020 We didn't cut in line, this is the prepaid line. 55 00:02:36,768 --> 00:02:39,840 That's a fine excuse... for a bunch of line cutters! 56 00:02:39,840 --> 00:02:41,645 Look, we didn't cut, okay? 57 00:02:41,645 --> 00:02:44,333 This is separate line for people with prepaid receipts. 58 00:02:47,501 --> 00:02:49,325 - But... - All right, here you go. 59 00:02:52,704 --> 00:02:55,796 Also, you guys get our last free cake pastries. 60 00:02:55,796 --> 00:02:59,463 This is ridiculous! I've been here longer than anybody! 61 00:02:59,463 --> 00:03:01,210 I'm sorry, ma'am, but the sign says 62 00:03:01,210 --> 00:03:03,130 prepaid customers get tended to first, 63 00:03:03,130 --> 00:03:05,223 so maybe you should learn how to read. 64 00:03:08,352 --> 00:03:10,407 Okay, thanks for the cake, bye! 65 00:03:14,132 --> 00:03:16,916 Hey, I'd say this job was a piece of cake. 66 00:03:17,492 --> 00:03:19,412 Aw, yeah, it was! 67 00:03:21,024 --> 00:03:22,829 Hand me one of them victory pastries. 68 00:03:23,405 --> 00:03:25,095 Aw, man, did you eat both of them? 69 00:03:25,095 --> 00:03:27,072 Sorry! The second one just fell in my mouth! 70 00:03:27,437 --> 00:03:28,685 You're the worst. 71 00:03:29,799 --> 00:03:30,624 What the...? 72 00:03:31,700 --> 00:03:34,810 Line cutters! Line cutters gonna get cut! 73 00:03:35,386 --> 00:03:37,709 She's got a cake cutter! Let's get out of here! 74 00:03:37,709 --> 00:03:39,341 Time to shake this cake witch! 75 00:03:46,330 --> 00:03:48,096 Wait! What does that say? 76 00:03:48,173 --> 00:03:49,863 I wish I could read! 77 00:03:55,911 --> 00:03:57,351 Road cake! 78 00:03:57,351 --> 00:03:58,618 Road cake! 79 00:03:58,618 --> 00:04:00,576 - Road cake! - Road cake! 80 00:04:04,109 --> 00:04:06,164 Time for the meeting with accounting. 81 00:04:06,164 --> 00:04:09,197 If we're late, Tokyo will drop the deal! 82 00:04:09,293 --> 00:04:10,906 Come on! 83 00:04:14,266 --> 00:04:15,360 Oh, boy. 84 00:04:16,589 --> 00:04:18,509 Hello, Mr. Maellard. 85 00:04:18,605 --> 00:04:20,794 Where's Pops? We're gonna be late to my birthday dinner. 86 00:04:20,794 --> 00:04:23,962 Birthday? It's your birthday today? 87 00:04:23,962 --> 00:04:26,900 Yes. And I'm sure you don't have anything planned. 88 00:04:27,994 --> 00:04:29,837 Of course, how could I? 89 00:04:29,933 --> 00:04:32,948 I only just now found out about it... just now! 90 00:04:33,216 --> 00:04:35,732 But you know what? I think Pops is at the snack bar. 91 00:04:35,904 --> 00:04:36,922 Let me take you there. 92 00:04:38,151 --> 00:04:40,704 Let's go see "Pops at the snack bar." 93 00:04:40,916 --> 00:04:42,164 Right this way. 94 00:04:43,469 --> 00:04:45,850 I'm taking Papa Eagle out to the field. 95 00:04:45,850 --> 00:04:48,231 We'll be back at the nest shortly. Do you copy? 96 00:04:48,327 --> 00:04:49,767 Who's the eagle again? 97 00:04:50,381 --> 00:04:53,261 Maellard is the eagle, it was in the e-mail! 98 00:04:54,356 --> 00:04:56,986 Okay. So I get that you don't have enough money for a new cake, 99 00:04:57,024 --> 00:04:58,829 but you really don't know how to make one? 100 00:04:58,829 --> 00:05:00,557 Isn't it, like one of your food groups? 101 00:05:00,557 --> 00:05:02,074 Hey, less judgy, more cakey! 102 00:05:02,074 --> 00:05:04,301 There's not a lot of time, can you help us or not? 103 00:05:04,301 --> 00:05:06,413 Does angel food cake cool upside down? 104 00:05:07,680 --> 00:05:09,274 Yes, the answer is "yes." 105 00:06:05,280 --> 00:06:06,490 You guys are awesome! 106 00:06:06,509 --> 00:06:08,352 This is even better than the cake Benson bought! 107 00:06:08,352 --> 00:06:09,504 He should be paying us! 108 00:06:09,504 --> 00:06:10,983 Come on, let's get this outside. 109 00:06:14,477 --> 00:06:16,858 Eileen, what did you do? It doesn't fit out the door! 110 00:06:16,858 --> 00:06:19,354 Hey, I can't do the math if I don't have the whole equation. 111 00:06:20,525 --> 00:06:23,002 I'm taking Papa Eagle out to the field. 112 00:06:23,002 --> 00:06:24,999 We'll be back at the nest shortly. Do you copy? 113 00:06:24,999 --> 00:06:26,189 Who's the eagle again? 114 00:06:26,189 --> 00:06:28,858 Maellard is the eagle, it was in the e-mail! 115 00:06:28,858 --> 00:06:30,932 He knows I don't do e-mail. 116 00:06:30,970 --> 00:06:32,429 Where are Mordecai and Rigby? 117 00:06:32,717 --> 00:06:35,789 They should have brought the cake by now. 118 00:06:36,634 --> 00:06:38,420 Let's go find 'em. 119 00:06:38,804 --> 00:06:40,128 Oh, there you are! 120 00:06:40,128 --> 00:06:41,799 What's the holdup, bros? 121 00:06:41,799 --> 00:06:43,911 It's not our fault! The cake won't go outside! 122 00:06:43,911 --> 00:06:45,389 How'd it get inside? 123 00:06:45,389 --> 00:06:46,426 That's not important! 124 00:06:46,426 --> 00:06:49,805 Look, we just need to get it outside before Benson shows up with Mr. Maellard. 125 00:06:49,805 --> 00:06:51,264 Does anyone have any ideas? 126 00:06:51,936 --> 00:06:54,336 Way to go, dudes. You really messed up big. 127 00:06:54,336 --> 00:06:56,679 Yeah, Benson's gonna be really bummed out. 128 00:06:57,524 --> 00:07:00,192 If only there was a way to... outside cake! 129 00:07:00,365 --> 00:07:02,727 I might have something, then! 130 00:07:02,976 --> 00:07:05,088 Here it is! 131 00:07:05,146 --> 00:07:08,352 - What is it? - It's my Handy Home Matter Mover. 132 00:07:08,352 --> 00:07:11,136 I got it in the 1950s. 133 00:07:12,845 --> 00:07:14,439 Gather 'round! Gather 'round! 134 00:07:14,439 --> 00:07:18,048 What you see before you will revolutionize how you move things! 135 00:07:18,048 --> 00:07:21,044 Let me introduce the Handy Home Matter Mover! 136 00:07:21,044 --> 00:07:22,368 Oh, my! 137 00:07:22,388 --> 00:07:23,712 Does this sound familiar? 138 00:07:23,712 --> 00:07:26,938 Say the missus wants to put a vase of flowers on the dining-room table, 139 00:07:26,938 --> 00:07:28,896 But she has her hands full with the kids. 140 00:07:30,586 --> 00:07:33,466 Well, all you have to do is key in the coordinates, 141 00:07:33,504 --> 00:07:35,636 aim, and hit the switch! 142 00:07:40,896 --> 00:07:42,260 I'll take it! 143 00:07:43,124 --> 00:07:45,063 A teleporter? It's perfect! 144 00:07:48,020 --> 00:07:50,957 Well, I don't see Pops out here. 145 00:07:50,957 --> 00:07:52,186 Are you sure? 146 00:07:52,186 --> 00:07:54,797 Maybe you should check behind the counter. 147 00:07:55,296 --> 00:07:56,333 Surprise! 148 00:07:56,679 --> 00:07:59,271 My! That was a good one. 149 00:07:59,271 --> 00:08:02,650 Right? And you thought I forgot your birthday. 150 00:08:02,650 --> 00:08:07,527 Well, it's certainly thoughtful of you to come up with this one surprise for me. 151 00:08:08,775 --> 00:08:12,327 It's no trouble, one surprise is the least I can do. 152 00:08:12,327 --> 00:08:14,304 Let's head back to the house for Pops. 153 00:08:14,304 --> 00:08:17,972 Yes, I'm sure Pops is very lonely, waiting all by himself. 154 00:08:17,972 --> 00:08:19,412 Wait for me! 155 00:08:21,984 --> 00:08:24,807 - Are you sure this will work? - It looks really old. 156 00:08:24,845 --> 00:08:26,093 Okay, I think I got it. 157 00:08:30,068 --> 00:08:33,101 Papa Eagle is coming to the roost, get the eggs ready! 158 00:08:34,714 --> 00:08:35,732 Come on! Come on! 159 00:08:35,732 --> 00:08:36,768 Hurry up, bro! 160 00:08:36,768 --> 00:08:39,303 I expect that everyone's ready to crack the eggs. 161 00:08:39,764 --> 00:08:41,223 Sorry for all the work calls, 162 00:08:41,223 --> 00:08:43,834 but we've got a real eagle problem at the moment. 163 00:08:43,834 --> 00:08:47,808 But anyway, I'm sure Pops is somewhere around here. 164 00:08:47,808 --> 00:08:49,460 I'm sure he is. 165 00:08:52,128 --> 00:08:52,973 Surpri... 166 00:08:55,047 --> 00:08:56,468 Can you wait here? 167 00:08:59,789 --> 00:09:01,268 I think I almost got it. 168 00:09:02,055 --> 00:09:03,207 Oh, there you guys are. 169 00:09:03,207 --> 00:09:05,914 Did I not make myself perfectly clear? 170 00:09:05,914 --> 00:09:08,852 Papa Eagle is out there and no cake and no guests! 171 00:09:08,852 --> 00:09:11,866 What part of "surprise party" do you not understand? 172 00:09:11,866 --> 00:09:13,920 It'll be fine! We just had a few setbacks. 173 00:09:13,920 --> 00:09:16,090 - There was this angry woman... - And these shaggy-looking business guys... 174 00:09:16,090 --> 00:09:18,164 But C.J. and Eileen helped us make this better cake. 175 00:09:18,164 --> 00:09:19,700 It just a little too big to get out the door. 176 00:09:19,700 --> 00:09:21,908 - But now we got this teleporter, so... - Are you kidding me? 177 00:09:21,908 --> 00:09:24,327 I've got this whole surprise party planned out, 178 00:09:24,327 --> 00:09:26,132 and now there's no surprise! 179 00:09:26,132 --> 00:09:28,205 - But the teleporter... - Forget the teleporter! 180 00:09:28,205 --> 00:09:30,125 No! We can still save the party! 181 00:09:34,944 --> 00:09:37,344 This is how they throw a birthday party? 182 00:09:37,344 --> 00:09:38,554 There's no one here! 183 00:09:38,592 --> 00:09:43,181 This is how they treat me, after all I've done for them? 184 00:09:46,119 --> 00:09:48,480 It's lonely at the top. 185 00:10:05,204 --> 00:10:06,221 Surprise! 186 00:10:07,796 --> 00:10:11,520 Papa is so surprised, he doesn't know what to say! 187 00:10:17,012 --> 00:10:20,256 That was the best birthday surprise of my life! 188 00:10:20,429 --> 00:10:21,408 Where am I? 189 00:10:21,447 --> 00:10:23,328 You're in the hospital. 190 00:10:23,328 --> 00:10:25,709 You've been in a coma for three weeks. 191 00:10:25,767 --> 00:10:29,127 Sir, I can't tell you how sorry I am, I just... 192 00:10:29,127 --> 00:10:32,967 What do you have to be sorry about? I've always wanted to be in a coma. 193 00:10:33,773 --> 00:10:37,709 I'm impressed, you figure out what to get the man that has everything. 194 00:10:37,767 --> 00:10:40,436 This birthday really takes the cake.