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Breakdown.

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Fun fact about me,

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I did a color-guard routine

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to this in the 9th grade.

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Huh. Fun fact about me,

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this song was on a mixtape

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I made in the 7th grade

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titled "Maxin' and Relaxin'."

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I was the master at mixtapes.

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I'd pick a title, then put

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together the perfect mix,

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like "Good Vibes

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and High Fives,"

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"TV Watchin',

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Pizza Noshin',"

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"Mad Schoolin',

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Straight Foolin'."

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Wow.

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You were pretty cool, Mordecai.

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Yeah, I was.

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I'd play 'em

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for you, but

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tapes are all

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at my Mom and Dad's.

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Dude, we should

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listen to them!

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Sure. I could get them

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tomorrow, maybe.

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I'd love to come along.

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You want to...

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come along to your

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parents' house!

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We can get the tapes.

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I could meet your parents.

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I can meet your Mom!

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M-my Mom?

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Ha ha!

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I mean, why not?

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We've been going out

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for a few months now.

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Why wouldn't you want

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to meet my Mom?

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I mean

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it's not like I can keep

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my Mom from you forever.

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[LAUGHS

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NERVOUSLY]

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Great!

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Thanks for the dinner/movie.

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Yeah.

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I can't wait for you

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to meet my Mom!

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She can't meet

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my Mom, dude.

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What's the big deal?

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Your Mom's totally cool.

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She's totally psycho.

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What?

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She'd always go out

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of her way to embarrass me

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whenever I had

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a girl over.

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Yeah, but how many times

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did you have

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a girl over? Zero?

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Was it zero times?

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No.

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Remember Daphne Gonzales?

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Music?

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Uh, yea-ah.

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It's loud.

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So, what did you get

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for question 12?

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Hey, kids!

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Sorry I had to kick

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the door open.

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It was closed

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for some reason.

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Oh, this music.

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What's going on?

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A dance party?

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Come on, Mordy!

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Shake what

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your mama gave you.

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Your butt, Mordy.

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I'm talking about your butt!

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What do you want,

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Mom?

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I made some snacky-wackies

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for my wittle study buddies.

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Pigs in a blanket

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and, uh, prunes.

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Prunes are

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for Mordy, hon.

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Keeps him regular.

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Mo-o-o-m!

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What? It does.

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Ugh!

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Okay, Mom! Fine!

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Just leave now,

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all right? Gosh!

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Okay, okay, Mordy.

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I'll leave. It's just—

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Daphne, thank you.

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For what?

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For being the first girl

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Mordecai's ever brought over.

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It's going on the tape!

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So, tell me, how do you like

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studying with my son?

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Tell me for the tape.

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I got to go!

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Uhh!

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So, that's why

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Daphne wrote,

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"I hope you're still

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eating your prunes, ha ha!"

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in your yearbook.

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Molly Sherman, Bernice Chan,

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Sasha Diaz, none of them

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lasted a day with my Mom.

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Sounds rough, man.

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Well, if it isn't

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my favorite and only son.

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Uh, hey, Dad.

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I'm thinking about

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coming by the house

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with my girlfriend

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so I can grab one

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of my old mixtapes.

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Girlfriend, eh?

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I'm sure your Mom

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will love that.

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That's kind

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of the problem.

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She gets weird when

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I bring girls home.

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It's embarrassing!

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Wait.

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You've brought girls home?

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How many times?

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Was it zero times?

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Anyway, I know Mom

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can go overboard sometimes,

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but I'm not sure what you

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want me to do about that.

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Just— Is there a time I can

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come by when Mom won't be home?

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Well, she does have punchercize

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tomorrow night, but—

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Look, I know

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it's messed up,

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but please don't tell her

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we're coming.

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Uhp, uhp!

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I can't lie to that woman.

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Haven't in 25 years.

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Except if she asks

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if she could still pass

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as a college student.

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Then you lie.

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Otherwise, no lies!

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Just don't tell her.

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Dad, I'm here!

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Ah, there's my boy!

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Ha. Hi, Dad.

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And you must be C.J.

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I'm William.

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Nice to

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meet you, sir.

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Please,

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call me "Will."

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"Sir" is

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my boss' name.

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Unfortunately,

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Mordecai's Mom

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isn't around

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at the moment.

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Mom's not here?

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Darn it! Life's so unfair!

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Oh, well.

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Next time or whatever.

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Anyway, I'm just gonna run up

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and grab that tape so we can—

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Where's my little champion?

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Mom! You're home!

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Of course I am.

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You don't think I'd miss

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my handsome gent

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coming home,

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do you?

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And when

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your Dad told me

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you were bringing

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a new sweetie over,

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I decided to take the

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afternoon punchercize class

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so I could run right home

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to see you two.

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25 years, no lies.

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And you... wow!

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Gorgeous!

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Yep.

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I'm smart and funny, too.

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And modest.

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She's the whole

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package.

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Mordy, tell me

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you and this bombshell

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will be staying

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for dinner.

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Actually, we—

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Pshaw!

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I insist!

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Besides, I already whipped up

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something special

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before punchercize.

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You two sit tight.

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It'll be ready

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in a jiff.

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Can't wait.

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Sorry my Mom's

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so weird.

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What?

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She's totally sweet!

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Here's my room.

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Whoa!

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Yep. Yep. You can tell

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a lot about a man

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from the room

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he grew up in.

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I think my mixtapes

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are in the closet.

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Hmm.

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They aren't here.

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Mordecai! Mordecai,

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I need you

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right now!

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Ugh!

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I'll see what she wants.

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Mordecai!

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What? What is it, Mom?

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Is C.J. a vegetarian?

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That's what you

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called me down for?

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No, Mom. No, she isn't.

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Oh, good!

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She can have some

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of my prized meatloaf.

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Can you just

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be normal?

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Normal?

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Yeah, normal!

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Ever heard of it?

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Let's not go nuts here, okay?

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Don't worry.

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Let me show you the dessert.

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See, the berries spell out—

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Hey, stop!

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What are you doing?

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Sorry.

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It just looked so good,

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you know, I couldn't wait.

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You've still got it, Mom.

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You're lucky

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I have a backup!

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Think she'll like it?

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It was hard to get

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all her features.

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Gelatin is such

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an unforgiving medium.

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But, luckily, I got a bunch

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of her photos off the internet.

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C.J., C.J., we got—

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We got to go!

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What? Why?

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We just gotta, before...

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Dinner's ready, kids!

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Never mind.

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He kept running and running.

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And he shoots the ball

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into the other team's basket!

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Oh, memories.

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I've been collecting them,

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you know, C.J.

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Yeah. I'm collecting

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a few interesting

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ones myself.

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No, I mean on tape.

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It's called...

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Mordy Moments.

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Okay! Who's ready for

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some Mordy Moments?

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20th century Mom presents

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Mordy Moments!

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Yeah!

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Just think

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a happy thought,

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and you can

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fly, too!

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Pasketti everywhere!

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Pasketti on your tushy.

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You remember that tape,

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Mordy?

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Oh, yeah. Mm-hmm.

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You know, you two

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should stay for a bit longer.

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We could eat the special

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dessert I made for C.J.

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then we could watch the tape!

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Now, where

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did I put it?

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I think you put it

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in the basement.

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I'll intercept—

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I mean, look for it.

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Oh, C.J., you're in

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for a real treat.

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Yes!

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Jackpot.

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C.J.:

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so, why do you guys

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have so many prunes again?

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Once Mordy brings up the tape,

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I'll show you why.

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Sorry, Mom.

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Aaah!

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Whoa!

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Ahh! Where's

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the mixtape?

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Oh, you mean

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this mixtape?

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Hey, give it back!

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What the heck?

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Who are you?

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Whoa. You're all me!

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Brilliant. Grab him.

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Ohh! Get off!

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Aah! Help!

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C.J.! Mom!

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Pfft! Yeah, right.

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Why would Mom want

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to help you after tonight?

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What the heck

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does that mean?

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Yeah. It means that

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while you were busy

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looking for your dumb

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little mixtape,

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we put together a little

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mixtape of our own.

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Stop!

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Can you just be normal?

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Normal?

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All right, fine.

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I admit I haven't

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been supernice

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to Mom tonight.

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but of all people,

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can't you understand?

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She humiliated us.

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She put our most embarrassing

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moments on tape,

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and now you're stuck

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like this forever!

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You have to learn

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to let go, dude.

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Embarrassing moments

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make us who we are.

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The problem isn't that

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we're stuck like this

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on Mordy Moments.

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it's that

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we're stuck

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like this in here.

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Besides,

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Mom can be really cool.

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Remember after I got caught

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in the diving slide?

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Oh, yeah!

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To make me feel better,

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she took me out

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for the biggest

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sundae I ever saw.

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I guess that was

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pretty cool of her.

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Ugh! I'm free!

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Yeah. She had to pull

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a lot of strings

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to find a good doctor

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to remove that saxophone.

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Yea-ah!

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And after

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the play,

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she hunted around

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for weeks to find me

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me a new pair of

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rocketship underwear.

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Aw, man.

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You guys are right.

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Mom's totally rad,

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and I've been a complete

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jerk to her all night

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just because I wanted C.J.

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to think I was cool.

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Dude, C.J. does

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think you're cool.

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But girls don't dig guys

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who are jerks to their Mom.

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You're right, guys.

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Thanks. I needed that.

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Glad to help,

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bro.

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See ya! Wouldn't want to be ya!

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I guess that stuff

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is pretty funny.

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Mordecai, did you find

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Mordy Moments?

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Oh, good.

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Come on.

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Everybody's in the living room.

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Uh, Mordy, we don't have to

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watch if you don't want to.

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Is it embarrassing for you?

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Do I embarrass you?

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Mom, you don't

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embarrass me.

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I've been acting

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totally crazy.

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Sorry about being

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a jerk tonight.

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Aww.

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My boy could never

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be a jerk.

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Well, look

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who it is.

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You found it?

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Yep.

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And here's

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dessert.

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Wow! It's like looking

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in a jelly mirror.

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Oh-ho-ho-ho! This one's

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a keeper, Mordecai.

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Okay, okay, everybody.

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Settle down.

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Welcome to the 10th annual

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screening of Mordy Moments.

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I need everybody to turn off

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their cellphones,

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and no food or drink

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in the theater.

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Except Mom's dessert.

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And I'm gonna

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need everybody

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to sign a nondisclosure

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agreement.

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This is way cooler

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than a mixtape.

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Mordy Moments!

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Yeah!

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Pasketti everywhere!