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All right, everybody.

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It's the holiday season,

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so we've got a lot

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of things on the agenda.

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We've got to hang

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the lights on the tree,

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prepare the track for

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the annual Sled-a-thon,

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and last but not least,

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tonight is our yearly

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White Elephant Gift Exchange.

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Whoo!

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Hear that, sugar plums?

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White Elephant!

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You all know Muscle Man

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brings it with the gifts!

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I'm gonna start bringing in

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the holiday cheer right now!

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Whoo-hoo!

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Whoo! Whoo!

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Benson, you've got to

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call off the White Elephant.

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Yeah. You know Muscle Man

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always pranks us

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by getting terrible gifts.

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Every year,

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his gifts ruin Christmas!

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Yeah! I love the guy, but

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he doesn't know when to quit.

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You remember

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the glove incident.

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Don't remind me.

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Every time you think you're

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gonna get something you want,

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then, bam!

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Muscle Man swoops in,

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steals your good gift, and

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you're stuck with his prank one.

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But this year's

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gonna be different.

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This year, we're gonna

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give him the horrible gifts.

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Really? Okay.

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Nice!

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But there's

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no way of knowing

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if he'll pick

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the right gift.

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It's impossible to rig it.

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It's not

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impossible

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if the odds are stacked

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in your favor.

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What do you mean?

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I mean I've got a plan.

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The order of the White

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Elephant Gift Exchange

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is decided by picking random

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numbers out of a hat.

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Next up is number 6!

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Ohhh! Lucky number 6!

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But what if it wasn't random?

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What if we write

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the exact same number

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on every slip of paper,

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pretend to have

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our numbers called?

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Lucky number 6!

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I wonder what it could be.

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Yes. What could it be?

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What's something Muscle Man

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wouldn't want to steal?

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Something even he would find

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absolutely horrible?

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Deodorant.

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Oh, a new tie

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A Hugstable doll?

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Close but no.

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Aww. Salad accessories?

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Yes, salad accessories!

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It's a known fact

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that Muscle Man

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hates anything

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salad-related.

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Ohh!

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Keep doing this

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gift after gift.

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Nothing but salad accessories

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until Muscle Man

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is the only one

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left in the game

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who hasn't stolen anything...

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Blech!

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leaving him no choice

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but to pick

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the last remaining gift

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we set up for him.

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And when he goes

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to open the gift...

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Yeah? Yeah?

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I don't know. I haven't

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thought that far ahead.

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Awww!

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That's where

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you guys come in.

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I already bought

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all the salad stuff.

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We just need to find

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something that will make

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the worst possible gift

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for Muscle Man.

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Hm-hm!

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With pleasure.

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Yeah. We could

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totally do that!

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All right, then.

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Let's split up and get shopping.

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We're out for revenge here,

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people, so go, go, go!

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Ha ha!

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What about

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this?

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Can't get worse

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than expired tuna!

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Isn't that a bit much?

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No way!

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Remember what he did to you

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in last year's

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White Elephant?

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Oh, it's perfect!

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It looks just like

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the S.S. Constantinople!

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I was hoping

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you'd pick

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that one, Pops.

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I love it.

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not so fast, Pops.

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It's my turn now,

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and I choose to steal...

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this gift!

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Don't worry, Pops.

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It's all part of the game.

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Now you get to open

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the last gift.

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Oh!

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Ooh! What on Earth is this?

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Eww!

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It used to be ranch dressing,

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20 years ago.

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Now, boom!

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Brand-new paper weight.

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You there,

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what's the worst expired

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food item you've got?

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Oh, dude!

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We got to get this!

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I don't know. Don't you think

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this is too harsh?

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Oh, so Muscle Man's gifts

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were never too harsh?

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Itching powder in the sweater.

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Classic White Elephant gift.

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My eyes!

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It's in my eyes!

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You're right.

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It's not harsh at all.

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Let's buy it.

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How much?

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$500 for the day.

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Benson, do you really want

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to go through with this?

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Wow!

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These gloves are great!

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Do you think so?

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Yeah, they're so soft!

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Do you really think so?

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Yeah, I do! Why?

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Because they're made

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of my old underwear!

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Nooo!

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I didn't want

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to retire at 65 anyway.

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Pleasure doing

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business with you.

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Man.

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Which one

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should we give him?

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I don't know

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which one's worse.

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All of them.

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All of them!

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Put all of them together.

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Now!

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Okay, okay, okay.

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Cool it. He's here.

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Happy White Elephant, Benson!

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['JINGLE BELLS"

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CONTINUES PLAYING]

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Geez. What's with

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all the salad stuff?

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You guys on a diet

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or something?

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All right, everybody.

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We're down to

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the last two gifts.

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I wonder what they could be.

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Next up is number 6!

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Ohhh! Lucky number 6!

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Rigby, come on up

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and pick your gift!

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Hmm.

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Which one?

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Good choice, bro.

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Yeah, I know.

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Good. I know you know.

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Well, I know you know I know.

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Just open it!

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Open it.

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Huh?

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A new TV?

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Happy White Elephant, bro!

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Oh. What?

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What?

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Okay. What's the deal,

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Muscle Man?

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What are you

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talking about, bro?

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Come on.

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We know this is a prank.

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Yeah! Is this thing

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gonna electrocute me

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if I plug it in

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or something?

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No, bro!

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It's not a prank!

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It's an honest-to-goodness

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flat-screen TV.

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Look,

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I admit I haven't been the

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best White Elephant participant

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in the last few years.

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Some of you may have even

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called my pranks harsh

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or out of line.

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And I thought this gift

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would bring us

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closer together,

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'cause you guys

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are like my family.

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That's what the holidays

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are all about.

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Family.

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Anyways,

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since there's nothing good

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left to steal,

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I'll just

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take this one.

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Mordecai, Rigby,

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others,

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you have ruined

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the spirit

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of the White Elephant

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Gift Exchange.

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Now you get to spend

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all of eternity

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in my temple of gifts.

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P.S. You don't get

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to open the gifts.

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Aw, man!

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Look, I know we went

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a little overboard

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with the prank gift

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for Muscle Man,

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but did you see

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the ones he gave us?

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The ranch dressing, sweaters,

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the underwear gloves?

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I could go on.

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You're not supposed

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to get gifts you like.

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You're supposed to give

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gifts you don't like.

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That's what makes it fun.

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Except you had to go

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and rig the game

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and get revenge.

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Well,

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I hope you're happy

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with yourselves.

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I guess he's right.

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Maybe we got

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too hung up on it.

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It really is just

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a silly game, after all.

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And he did give us

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that sweet TV.

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Yeah. Muscle Man was just

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trying to have a good time,

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and maybe that's what

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we should do, too.

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Mr. White Elephant,

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sir...

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Yes?

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send us back so

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we can stop Muscle Man

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from opening

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that gift.

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Well, I don't know.

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I've never really

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done that before.

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I suppose you could go home,

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or you could see

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what's in this box.

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Can we see

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what's in it first?

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Oww!

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No, thanks.

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I think we'll

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just go home.

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Fine.

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Muscle Man, wait.

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What is it, bro?

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The truth is—

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Benson, wait!

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It's not a TV!

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It's just a box full

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of old Chinese food!

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What?

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Huh?

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Gotcha, bros!

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Heartfelt speech

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gets 'em every time!

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What were you

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gonna say, Benson?

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Enjoy opening

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that gift.

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Okay, bro.

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Now, this is fun!