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What? Fruit cake is

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the best part of the holidays!

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And boom! No fruit caaake!

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Well, more for me.

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By the way, I got three

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things I want to tell you.

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First and foremost

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is that my awesome Christmas

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sweater party is tonight

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so be sure to dress

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for the occasion.

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Festive!

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Aw, yeah!

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Count me and C.J. in

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on the party.

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Our first Christmas together

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and it's gonna be awesome.

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And the second thing

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I wanted to tell you

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is that Margaret

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is gonna be there.

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Pbhhhhht!

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M-M-Margaret?

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Margaret's gonna be there?

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Oh, no! I should've known

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she'd be home for the holidays!

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If she's at the party

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and C.J. is at the party

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and I'm at the party,

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it's gonna be—

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A party?

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Ugh! This is terrible!

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If I see Margaret and

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act all weird around her,

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C.J.'s gonna think

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I still like her!

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Dude, you're making

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too big a deal out of it.

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I'm sure it'll be fine.

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Maybe if I just avoid her,

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nothing bad will happen.

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Or you could just

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talk to her now.

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Wait, what?

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She's on her way over here.

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Aah! I — I — I —

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I need some air!

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I got to go!

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Wait! I still got to

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tell you the third thing!

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Man, tonight's party is

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gonna be off the chain!

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My first Christmas as an

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engaged man with my fiancée.

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Yeah. Celia made gluten-free

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Christmas cookies.

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They still taste

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just as good though.

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There's even gonna be

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a fancy soda table!

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It's gonna be fun.

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This is the best party ever!

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I'm so glad I get to spend

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Christmas with you, Mordecai.

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Mordecai?

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Aah!

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Who's this, Mordecai?

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Uh, C.J., this is Margaret,

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my girlfriend.

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I mean my ex-girlfriend!

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I mean a girl I kissed a bunch

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in the past, who's my friend!

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Should I stop talking now?

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I never want to speak

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to you again, Mordecai!

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Yeah!

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Way to make things weird!

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Nooo!

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No!

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No? Don't move it to the left?

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Well, it might fall, but okay.

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I should've moved it

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to the left.

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Hey, be careful!

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That Santa wasn't cheap.

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Mordecai and Rigby,

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I need you to take

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this to the post office.

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I got to wrap

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Eileen's gift.

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Mordecai?

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I can't go.

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What if I run into Margaret?

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What?

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She's not gonna be lurking

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around every corner in the city!

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I agree with Rigby.

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Oh, also...

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just do your job!

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Get a hold of yourself,

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Mordecai.

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She's just a person.

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You're just a person.

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Two people.

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No big deal.

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Mordecai?

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Um, hi.

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Hey, um...

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What a coincidence!

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I heard you'd be

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coming back into my life—

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I mean into town!

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Welcome back!

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Thanks. Uh, oh.

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Well, I guess we've never

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been good at that, huh?

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Wow, I have so much

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to tell you.

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Oh, did Eileen

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tell you about—?

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Uh, mostly.

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Whoops! I got a phone call.

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It's from Benson.

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A call from "the man."

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I got to take it.

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Benson?

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I've got to go to the post

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office across town?

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Well, I got to run,

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Margaret! Literally!

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I, uh, got really into

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running after you left.

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It's a health thing.

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Bye!

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Ugh! Christmas is so hard!

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Oh, good. You're just in time

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to help me wrap this. Grab tape.

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Dude, I just saw Margaret

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at the post office.

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Let me guess.

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You pulled a Mordecai?

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Yeah, I faked a call from

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Benson then I ran away from her.

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Classic Mordecai.

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Ugh. There's no way

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I can go to this party.

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Hello?

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Hey, Mordecai!

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Are you excited for

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the party tonight?

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I know I am.

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What?

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Eileen's party.

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She told you about it, right?

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Oh, yeah.

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The totally normal party where

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nothing bad will ever happen.

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Yeah. Are you going to pick me

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up or should we just meet there?

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Uhhhh...

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Uhhh...

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Uhhhh...

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We'll meet there, dude.

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Ha ha. Okay. Bye.

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Aw, dude,

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why'd you do that?

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Because you're acting

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like a dumb baby!

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I'm gonna lay the hard

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truth on you, Mordecai.

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You're wimpin' up

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the holidays!

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You're dating C.J. now, and

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if you really care about her

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you'll go

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to the party with her.

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So Margaret will be there.

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Big deal!

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She'll be gone after that,

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and you'll never

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see her again.

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Yeah but—

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Dude, just go

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to the party.

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Not to brag or nothin',

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but Starla and I are

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planning the best wedding.

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Merry Christmaaaas!

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You made it!

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Your coats. I'll put them

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in the spare room.

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By the way, Mordecai.

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I never got to tell you

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the third thing

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from this morning.

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Hold that thought,

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Eileen,

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and open this gift

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wrapped by yours truly!

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Oh!

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You didn't!

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I did.

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This mistletoe disco ball

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is just what I needed!

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Thanks, Rigby!

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Whoaaa!

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Boo!

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Geez, someone's

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on edge tonight.

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Did Santa bring you a case

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of jitters for Christmas?

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No, no, he didn't.

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Are you sure

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nothing is wrong?

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Huh?

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Whoa. Your face

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is really sweaty.

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Is it?

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I must be really thirsty.

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Uh, let's go to

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the fancy soda table.

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It's on me. Ha haaa!

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But it's free.

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Come on. Let's go.

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"Yeti ginger ale",

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"Mountain Man ginger ale",

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"Imitation ginger ale"?

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Who knew there were so many

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flavors of ginger ale?

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Yeah, who knew?

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Hey, Mordecai.

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Uhhhhh, hey!

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I'm glad you're here.

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I wanted to talk to you

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earlier at the post office,

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but it seemed like

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you were in a rush.

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Uh, yup.

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Hi.

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I'm Margaret.

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Nice to meet you.

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Uh, C.J.

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Mordecai's girlfriend.

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Girlfriend?

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You know each other.

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I mean you've met before.

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When I invited you

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both to the same movie.

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Oh.

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Yeah. That.

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Um, it was nice

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meeting you.

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Officially.

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I'm going to go

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over there for a bit.

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Excuse me.

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That's why you've

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been acting weird.

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What?

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I'm not weird.

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Okay, yes.

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I haven't seen her

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since we broke up

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and I don't know

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what to do.

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I was worried

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that me acting weird

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would give you

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the wrong impression,

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like I still

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like her or something.

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Well, do you?

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No! I don't feel that

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way about her anymore.

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I'm with you.

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That's all I care about.

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That's all

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I needed to know.

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Come on!

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This is a party!

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Let's go

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have some fun!

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Care for

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another glass?

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Actually, I've got

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to use the restroom.

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Better take a number. Long line.

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I'll take my chances.

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Be back soon!

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Ah!

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Merry muscle-mas,

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my sweet.

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Oh, you're as sweet as

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figgy pudding!

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"Ho, ho, ho" to that!

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Oh, uh,

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is that a

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new lip gloss

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or — whoa!

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Dude.

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Check out Fives.

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Dude?

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Huh? Oh yeah, sure.

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Hey, Eileen.

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Is that mistletoe

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in your hair?

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As a matter

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of fact it is.

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Good eye!

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Rigby, it's mistletoe.

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Yeah, so?

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You know that people have to

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kiss under mistletoe, right?

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Yeah, but it's not

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like a "rule" rule.

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Ugh! Fine!

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Hm! Hm!

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All right, all right,

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you're good.

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On that note, though,

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I should find my lady.

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Where's my lady?

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Can't kiss under

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the mistletoe ball

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without my lady!

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C.J.?

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Uh, hey, Mordecai.

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Aah!

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Ugh!

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Aah!

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Ugh. Huh?

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Mordecai?

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Are you okay?

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Uh, yeah. I'm fine.

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Why do you ask?

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You're acting weird.

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Why don't you just talk to me?

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Uh, I can't right now.

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I got to go.

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Please, Mordecai.

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I don't want things

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to be like this.

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It's just— Things are

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complicated between us now.

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Not if you just talk to me!

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Come on. Don't shut me out.

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Got to make it stop!

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Where are the batteries

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to this thing?

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Look, Mordecai.

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I know things didn't end

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the way we wanted them to,

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but at least we had

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some good times together,

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didn't we?

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Doesn't that mean

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anything to you?

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Yeah, it does mean

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something to me.

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But things

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are different now.

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A lot has happened

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since we broke up.

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It was really rough

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for me at first,

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but since I've been dating C.J.

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I feel a lot happier now.

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She's good for me. I just

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hope you can understand that.

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I do understand. I didn't think

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you were gonna wait for me.

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I'm really glad for you,

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Mordecai.

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You deserve to be happy.

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I'm sorry

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for acting weird.

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Well, it wouldn't be

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the first time.

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And it won't be the last!

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Mmm.

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We had some

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good times together.

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Yeah. We did.

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Merry Christmas.

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Merry Christmas.

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No!

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Oh, my gosh!

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I didn't mean to do that!

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I really wasn't —

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C.J.:

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Mordecai?

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No, it's not —

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C.J., wait!

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Awkward.

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Call her! I got to call her!

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Ugh! Where's my phone?

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You okay, man?

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Not now.

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I got to get

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my phone.

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Huh?

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Margaret's?

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What's Margaret's

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stuff doing here?

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Yeah.

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That's the third thing

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I wanted to tell you.

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Margaret's my new roommate.

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She's finishing her degree

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by working at

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the news station

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and she'll be

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staying here.

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I've got to go check out

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the soda table.