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It's gotta be

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Full Metal Impact.

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Full Metal Impact!

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Chugga chugga chugga chugga

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chugga chugga chugga chugga!

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[HUMMING "THE STARS AND STRIPES

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FOREVER']

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Never saw that one.

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What?

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Maybe I'll pick it up on VHS.

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Oh!

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Benson, we're all

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deeply offended

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by that word

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you just said.

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What— "VHS"?

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Oh!

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What?

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Didn't you learn anything

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from the format wars?

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When was that?

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I don't know!

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You guys never include me in

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stuff outside of work.

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If you want to watch it,

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you gotta watch it on

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the best format.

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What format is that?

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Well, well, well.

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If it isn't

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the disc masters.

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Hey, man.

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One copy of Full Metal Impact

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on laser disc, please.

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Excellent choice.

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And here it is.

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Thanks.

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Oh, I can't hold it in!

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Things been

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so wonderful lately!

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Thanks to you,

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you can't go anywhere

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without seeing

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a laser disc!

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Cool, man.

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Can we just get—

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Oh, right.

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So, what else is new,

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dude?

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Well, you know,

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funny you should bring it up.

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I recently saw

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something troubling.

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It's in the tapestry.

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See, back here

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is the first prophecy.

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Here, you're defeating VHS

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during the great format wars

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of three months ago.

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There's me in

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my laser disc guardian form.

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And there I am

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undergoing painful surgery

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to look human again.

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Say, who's that handsome devil?

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And here we are

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at the second prophecy—

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Something about

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a second format war,

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a new format rising,

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and it all begins with the

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arrival of a fifth disc master.

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Hey,

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you get the movie yet?

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Huh?

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No, they just ran out

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of paper towels.

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Benson, could you move over

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there for a sec?

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Now go like this.

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We must gather the remaining

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obsolete formats.

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War is coming.

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Now, according to

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the second prophecy,

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a new format will rise

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and seek total domination.

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The only way to stop it

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is with the universal remote.

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Whoa!

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Aah!

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My brothers! Ugh!

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Microfiche!

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What is this?

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New format... called... DVD!

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The prophecy!

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He has a new weapon called

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"special features."

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No!

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DVD!

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The hour is near.

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Hurry, my brothers!

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Are you sure about this?

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Yes.

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So... now what?

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Now..."the universal remote

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shall be revealed.

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Ugh! This is ridiculous!

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Rigby, put me... down?

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Whoa!

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Whoa!

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Sam's Electronics.

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Of course!

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Hurry,

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disc masters!

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Nice work,

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guys!

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Whoa!

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Behold—

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The universal remote.

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Looks like a "sword in

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the stone" type deal.

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Since I'm clearly

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the strongest,

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I'll probably have

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no problem pulling it out.

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Disc masters,

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remember the tapestry.

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There's only one person

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who can free the remote.

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Benson, it's you.

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Yeah.

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Ugh. Seriously?

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I actually did it.

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Muscle Man couldn't even do it,

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and I actually did it!

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You guys go through this

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every time you want to watch

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a laser disc?

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Yeah, pretty much.

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Mm-hmm.

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Not so fast, guardians!

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We've got you surrounded!

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Give up!

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Who are you?

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Are you really that dense,

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old man?

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Microfiche knew who I was.

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DVD!

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Way to crack the jewel case,

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laser disc Holmes.

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Or should I say...

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Sherlock, Father?

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I... have a son?

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Why am I not surprised?

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Another cheap knock-off

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of the real deal!

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Cheap knock-off?

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Not only do I hold

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more data than you,

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I'm smaller and more

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compact too.

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Hate to break it to you, kid.

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All through history, man has

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favored large things—

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Large horses,

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large bank accounts,

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large ice cream sundaes.

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Nobody's gonna want this.

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Size matters!

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Laser discs are

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everywhere now.

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Yeah!

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Good luck having people

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switch to "DVD."

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Probably stands for

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"disc that's very dumb."

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Whoa!

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It stands for

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"digital versatile disc."

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You'll know DVD soon enough.

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Meet my new ally—

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Internet!

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Neutralize obsolete formats.

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LOL.

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With Internet controlling

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my army via Wi-Fi,

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the world

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will quickly know DVD.

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Bow down to your new master,

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Father.

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Never!

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Okay. Can we just—

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Look, I don't know if you know,

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but I'm the fifth disc master,

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so... DVD, say good night!

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What's going on?

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Enter DVD device code.

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How do we get the device codes?

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Uh...

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Prepare to become obsolete.

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The all-format army!

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Not so fast, DVD!

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Who's that?

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That's Eniac,

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the first digital computer.

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You didn't expect

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us old formats to step aside

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while you make these

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video-store clerks

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learn a new format, did you?

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Yeah! They're not paying us

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enough to learn new stuff, man!

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Charge!

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Eniac!

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Attack!

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What's the status of

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the DVD code?

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These instructions

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are complicated.

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I'm on it. What's

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the tech-support number?

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Take shelter!

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We'll hold 'em off

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till you find the code.

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Initiate firewall.

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Enter device code.

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Stop talking!

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Person— I wanna speak

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to a live person!

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Universal remote tech desk.

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How may I help you?

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Finally!

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No!

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Eject the disc fighters!

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You're all mine, DVD!

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Ha! That was just

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an alternate ending.

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Here's how it really ends!

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Why am I doing this?

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Because you left me and Mom

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when I was just a mini disc.

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Where were you

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when my product launched?

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Where were you

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when I said my first words?

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What were they?

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"Laser disc rules." So... yeah.

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You're... sorry?

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You wanna start

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the road to healing?

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Oh, Dad, I—

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Father!

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This wasn't

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part of the plan!

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All obsolete formats

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must be neutralized.

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I'm not obsolete,

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idiot!

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All obsolete formats

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must be neutralized.

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Stop saying that!

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Special features!

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Nobody cares about

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special features.

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Only content matters.

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I can stream it directly to

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their PC, laptop, or tablet.

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TV is dead, and so are you.

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Have a heart!

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404. Not found.

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Streaming content.

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Try this one— 73928.

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Look lively, troops.

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Aah! It's like we got

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all the codes except DVD!

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Come on!

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I've made

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a terrible mistake.

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Internet is unstoppable!

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Why should we help you?

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If you don't,

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the world will have to settle

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for poorly compressed

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video on the web...

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Forever.

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Look, internet's power comes

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from his Wi-Fi server.

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Wi-Fi... server.

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DVD, give us your code!

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Yeah-eah!

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Termination incomplete.

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Must neutralize all threats.

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Rigby... the remote.

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Remote cannot control internet.

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But we can control

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everything else.

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Guys, now!

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Losing signal. No!

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No!

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The disc masters

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have triumphed!

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The format wars

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are over at last!

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['THE STARS AND STRIPES

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FOREVER" PLAYS]

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That was awesome! Ha, ha!

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Fidelity is not a priority

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for consumers.

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Free streaming content

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will conquer all.