1 00:00:14,100 --> 00:00:15,501 And voilà. 2 00:00:15,501 --> 00:00:17,383 Oh, this cake looks so yummy! 3 00:00:17,383 --> 00:00:20,987 And now I'm gonna eat the whole 4 00:00:17,383 --> 00:00:20,987 thing all by myself. Mmm! 5 00:00:20,987 --> 00:00:22,869 Cake. 6 00:00:22,869 --> 00:00:24,430 Want cake. 7 00:00:24,430 --> 00:00:26,392 Need cake. 8 00:00:26,392 --> 00:00:27,954 Why don't we 9 00:00:26,392 --> 00:00:27,954 just go get cake? 10 00:00:27,954 --> 00:00:30,436 Are you kidding? You know 11 00:00:27,954 --> 00:00:30,436 how crazy cake prices are? 12 00:00:30,436 --> 00:00:32,398 Ever since that bakery cartel 13 00:00:30,436 --> 00:00:32,398 moved in, 14 00:00:32,398 --> 00:00:33,800 they've kept 15 00:00:32,398 --> 00:00:33,800 the prices up 16 00:00:33,800 --> 00:00:35,762 and the supply down. 17 00:00:33,800 --> 00:00:35,762 Darn bakers! 18 00:00:35,762 --> 00:00:38,564 Fellow Americans, 19 00:00:35,762 --> 00:00:38,564 does this happen to you? 20 00:00:38,564 --> 00:00:40,606 It's Susan's birthday, 21 00:00:38,564 --> 00:00:40,606 everyone. 22 00:00:40,606 --> 00:00:42,368 Come on, 23 00:00:40,606 --> 00:00:42,368 let's sing. 24 00:00:44,931 --> 00:00:47,734 Are you sick to death of this 25 00:00:44,931 --> 00:00:47,734 tried old birthday song? 26 00:00:47,734 --> 00:00:49,575 Yes, I am! 27 00:00:49,575 --> 00:00:51,177 Well, boy, howdy, so am I! 28 00:00:51,177 --> 00:00:53,059 Hi, it's me, 29 00:00:51,177 --> 00:00:53,059 Farmer Jimmy, 30 00:00:53,059 --> 00:00:55,301 part-time turkey farmer 31 00:00:53,059 --> 00:00:55,301 and social advocate, 32 00:00:55,301 --> 00:00:56,943 but you already knew that. 33 00:00:56,943 --> 00:00:59,545 But what you may not know 34 00:00:56,943 --> 00:00:59,545 is that old birthday song 35 00:00:59,545 --> 00:01:02,188 offends my musical 36 00:00:59,545 --> 00:01:02,188 sensibilities so deeply, 37 00:01:02,188 --> 00:01:04,670 I barely have words 38 00:01:02,188 --> 00:01:04,670 to describe it. 39 00:01:04,670 --> 00:01:06,392 That's why 40 00:01:04,670 --> 00:01:06,392 I'm holding a contest 41 00:01:06,392 --> 00:01:07,794 to write a new birthday song. 42 00:01:07,794 --> 00:01:09,715 Not only will the winner 43 00:01:07,794 --> 00:01:09,715 create history 44 00:01:09,715 --> 00:01:11,798 by finally overthrowing 45 00:01:09,715 --> 00:01:11,798 "Happy Birthday," 46 00:01:11,798 --> 00:01:13,359 but you also get 47 00:01:11,798 --> 00:01:13,359 a year's supply 48 00:01:13,359 --> 00:01:15,001 of our farm-fresh 49 00:01:13,359 --> 00:01:15,001 birthday cakes! 50 00:01:15,001 --> 00:01:16,642 Birthday cakes are 51 00:01:15,001 --> 00:01:16,642 not actually farm fresh. 52 00:01:16,642 --> 00:01:18,524 I'll see you at the farm— 53 00:01:18,524 --> 00:01:20,887 Not singing that song, 54 00:01:18,524 --> 00:01:20,887 but your new one! 55 00:01:20,887 --> 00:01:22,408 Dude, a year's supply of cake? 56 00:01:22,408 --> 00:01:24,811 We gotta write the next 57 00:01:22,408 --> 00:01:24,811 "Happy Birthday" song. 58 00:01:25,852 --> 00:01:27,173 Can we get 59 00:01:25,852 --> 00:01:27,173 the next three days off? 60 00:01:27,173 --> 00:01:28,935 Um, no. 61 00:01:27,173 --> 00:01:28,935 But Benson, 62 00:01:28,935 --> 00:01:31,257 we have to compete 63 00:01:28,935 --> 00:01:31,257 in a birthday song contest. 64 00:01:31,257 --> 00:01:33,900 If we don't write a song 65 00:01:31,257 --> 00:01:33,900 to replace "Happy Birthday"-- 66 00:01:33,900 --> 00:01:35,301 Wait, 67 00:01:33,900 --> 00:01:35,301 the song that wins this 68 00:01:35,301 --> 00:01:36,783 will replace 69 00:01:35,301 --> 00:01:36,783 "Happy Birthday"? 70 00:01:36,783 --> 00:01:38,664 You can go to the contest. 71 00:01:36,783 --> 00:01:38,664 Nice! 72 00:01:38,664 --> 00:01:40,226 I'm counting on you guys 73 00:01:38,664 --> 00:01:40,226 to put 74 00:01:40,226 --> 00:01:42,829 that "Happy Birthday" song 75 00:01:40,226 --> 00:01:42,829 in its grave. I can't— 76 00:01:44,710 --> 00:01:45,711 Hey, Muscle Man. 77 00:01:45,711 --> 00:01:47,673 Three. 78 00:01:47,673 --> 00:01:49,555 Will you listen to 79 00:01:47,673 --> 00:01:49,555 our new birthday song 80 00:01:49,555 --> 00:01:51,758 and tell us what you think? 81 00:01:49,555 --> 00:01:51,758 Por supuesto. 82 00:01:51,758 --> 00:01:53,760 This is the first thing 83 00:01:51,758 --> 00:01:53,760 we came up with, 84 00:01:53,760 --> 00:01:54,761 so it may be rough. 85 00:01:54,761 --> 00:01:56,803 Unnecessary information noted. 86 00:01:56,803 --> 00:01:58,845 Ready? 87 00:02:03,930 --> 00:02:05,772 Okay, one— 88 00:02:05,772 --> 00:02:08,614 That sound was my new 89 00:02:05,772 --> 00:02:08,614 leather workout boots— 90 00:02:08,614 --> 00:02:10,416 Still breakin' 'em in. 91 00:02:08,614 --> 00:02:10,416 And two— 92 00:02:10,416 --> 00:02:11,697 That song— 93 00:02:11,697 --> 00:02:14,140 I've never heard anything 94 00:02:11,697 --> 00:02:14,140 more beautiful. 95 00:02:14,140 --> 00:02:17,423 I can't believe we nailed 96 00:02:14,140 --> 00:02:17,423 the new song on the first try. 97 00:02:17,423 --> 00:02:20,066 I can believe it. We've been 98 00:02:17,423 --> 00:02:20,066 nailing life recently. 99 00:02:20,066 --> 00:02:22,749 So, how far away 100 00:02:20,066 --> 00:02:22,749 is this farm exactly? 101 00:02:22,749 --> 00:02:24,710 Looks like it's gonna 102 00:02:22,749 --> 00:02:24,710 take us all night. 103 00:02:24,710 --> 00:02:27,313 I'm getting hungry! 104 00:02:27,313 --> 00:02:29,475 There should be a diner. 105 00:02:27,313 --> 00:02:29,475 We could stop there. 106 00:02:29,475 --> 00:02:31,357 All right. 107 00:02:31,357 --> 00:02:33,319 Pie. Pie. 108 00:02:33,319 --> 00:02:35,161 Cake! 109 00:02:35,161 --> 00:02:36,442 Fifty bucks a slice? 110 00:02:36,442 --> 00:02:38,885 Quit your gaspin'. 111 00:02:36,442 --> 00:02:38,885 It's a fair price. 112 00:02:38,885 --> 00:02:40,046 No dessert? 113 00:02:40,046 --> 00:02:41,647 No, thanks to 114 00:02:40,046 --> 00:02:41,647 the cake cartel. 115 00:02:41,647 --> 00:02:44,050 I can't decide between 116 00:02:41,647 --> 00:02:44,050 "sherbet" or "sherbert." 117 00:02:47,493 --> 00:02:50,096 Aaah! Make it stop! 118 00:02:50,096 --> 00:02:51,898 But it's your birthday, 119 00:02:50,096 --> 00:02:51,898 sweetie. 120 00:02:51,898 --> 00:02:53,499 I don't want it to be 121 00:02:51,898 --> 00:02:53,499 my birthday 122 00:02:53,499 --> 00:02:55,742 if they're gonna sing 123 00:02:53,499 --> 00:02:55,742 that song. Aaah! 124 00:02:55,742 --> 00:02:57,543 Can't somebody 125 00:02:55,742 --> 00:02:57,543 do something? 126 00:02:57,543 --> 00:02:59,585 That poor kid. 127 00:02:59,585 --> 00:03:01,267 Oh! Are all birthday songs 128 00:02:59,585 --> 00:03:01,267 terrible? 129 00:03:01,267 --> 00:03:02,668 Dude. 130 00:03:04,430 --> 00:03:06,032 Holster them hand claps, 131 00:03:04,430 --> 00:03:06,032 bro. 132 00:03:14,841 --> 00:03:16,803 That song was cool. 133 00:03:14,841 --> 00:03:16,803 You write that? 134 00:03:16,803 --> 00:03:19,445 Yeah, we're entering it 135 00:03:16,803 --> 00:03:19,445 in this birthday song contest. 136 00:03:24,370 --> 00:03:25,852 Yes? 137 00:03:25,852 --> 00:03:27,774 What? A contest? 138 00:03:27,774 --> 00:03:28,775 No, no, no. 139 00:03:28,775 --> 00:03:31,537 Thank you for letting me know. 140 00:03:42,268 --> 00:03:43,910 Huh? 141 00:03:42,268 --> 00:03:43,910 Huh? We made it! 142 00:03:43,910 --> 00:03:46,112 Well, this is quite a turnout. 143 00:03:46,112 --> 00:03:48,995 Welcome all to the first— 144 00:03:46,112 --> 00:03:48,995 And last. 145 00:03:48,995 --> 00:03:52,078 —Farmer Jimmy 146 00:03:48,995 --> 00:03:52,078 birthday song competition! 147 00:03:53,519 --> 00:03:56,162 Are you folks ready 148 00:03:53,519 --> 00:03:56,162 for a new birthday song? 149 00:03:57,603 --> 00:04:00,726 A song to replace the most 150 00:03:57,603 --> 00:04:00,726 overused song of all time, 151 00:04:00,726 --> 00:04:02,929 one that takes 152 00:04:00,726 --> 00:04:02,929 a beautiful day of celebration 153 00:04:02,929 --> 00:04:05,131 and turns it into 154 00:04:02,929 --> 00:04:05,131 the worst day of your life? 155 00:04:05,131 --> 00:04:07,093 Good, then! 156 00:04:07,093 --> 00:04:10,056 Each of our contestants will 157 00:04:07,093 --> 00:04:10,056 perform a new birthday song, 158 00:04:10,056 --> 00:04:12,298 and our judges will rate them 159 00:04:10,056 --> 00:04:12,298 one through 10, 160 00:04:12,298 --> 00:04:15,701 with a highest possible total 161 00:04:12,298 --> 00:04:15,701 of 30 lit candles. 162 00:04:15,701 --> 00:04:16,783 To clarify... 163 00:04:18,104 --> 00:04:19,505 Thirty candles— Good. 164 00:04:19,505 --> 00:04:20,867 Zero candles— Bad. 165 00:04:20,867 --> 00:04:23,069 And there are no trick candles. 166 00:04:20,867 --> 00:04:23,069 I've checked. 167 00:04:23,069 --> 00:04:25,792 In conclusion, the contestant 168 00:04:23,069 --> 00:04:25,792 with the best score 169 00:04:25,792 --> 00:04:28,434 will receive a year's supply 170 00:04:25,792 --> 00:04:28,434 of farm fresh cakes. 171 00:04:28,434 --> 00:04:30,356 May the best new birthday song 172 00:04:28,434 --> 00:04:30,356 win! 173 00:04:59,986 --> 00:05:02,428 Mom, 174 00:04:59,986 --> 00:05:02,428 get off the stage! 175 00:05:25,051 --> 00:05:26,532 Aw. 176 00:05:33,740 --> 00:05:37,183 Twenty-eight! 177 00:05:33,740 --> 00:05:37,183 Now, that was a good birthday. 178 00:05:37,183 --> 00:05:39,345 Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm! 179 00:05:39,345 --> 00:05:40,827 That's a tough number to beat, 180 00:05:40,827 --> 00:05:43,429 and only one song left 181 00:05:40,827 --> 00:05:43,429 in our competition. 182 00:05:43,429 --> 00:05:46,232 Please welcome last year's 183 00:05:43,429 --> 00:05:46,232 Thanksgiving song winners, 184 00:05:46,232 --> 00:05:48,154 Mordecai and Rigby! 185 00:05:48,154 --> 00:05:50,236 Whoo! 186 00:05:50,236 --> 00:05:53,519 Well, this is just our little 187 00:05:50,236 --> 00:05:53,519 version of "Happy Birthday." 188 00:05:57,363 --> 00:05:58,364 Oh, no! 189 00:05:58,364 --> 00:05:59,485 No, no! 190 00:06:02,528 --> 00:06:04,290 Oh, I'm sorry. 191 00:06:04,290 --> 00:06:06,092 Did somebody say my name? 192 00:06:06,092 --> 00:06:08,014 Happy Birthday himself. 193 00:06:08,014 --> 00:06:10,536 The guest of honor is here! 194 00:06:11,898 --> 00:06:13,820 Oh, quite the party. 195 00:06:15,021 --> 00:06:16,783 I've had better. 196 00:06:15,021 --> 00:06:16,783 Stop that! 197 00:06:16,783 --> 00:06:17,824 Stop what? 198 00:06:17,824 --> 00:06:19,385 Happy Birthday, you scoundrel, 199 00:06:19,385 --> 00:06:20,827 you're ruining the contest! 200 00:06:20,827 --> 00:06:22,188 Get off of my stage! 201 00:06:22,188 --> 00:06:23,709 Or what— 202 00:06:23,709 --> 00:06:26,552 You're not gonna invite me to 203 00:06:23,709 --> 00:06:26,552 your birthday party? 204 00:06:29,555 --> 00:06:30,556 Oh! 205 00:06:32,238 --> 00:06:34,120 Dude, we were 206 00:06:32,238 --> 00:06:34,120 just about to sing. 207 00:06:34,120 --> 00:06:36,362 Yeah, what you just did 208 00:06:34,120 --> 00:06:36,362 was not cool. 209 00:06:36,362 --> 00:06:38,484 Oh, you want to know 210 00:06:36,362 --> 00:06:38,484 what's not cool? 211 00:06:38,484 --> 00:06:41,247 Writing a new birthday song 212 00:06:38,484 --> 00:06:41,247 is what's not cool. 213 00:06:41,247 --> 00:06:43,569 America loves "Happy Birthday." 214 00:06:43,569 --> 00:06:46,813 You love "Happy Birthday," 215 00:06:43,569 --> 00:06:46,813 Mordecai and Rigby. 216 00:06:46,813 --> 00:06:48,014 That's not true! 217 00:06:48,014 --> 00:06:50,376 "Happy Birthday" 218 00:06:48,014 --> 00:06:50,376 is a tired, old song, 219 00:06:50,376 --> 00:06:52,058 and the people want 220 00:06:50,376 --> 00:06:52,058 something new. 221 00:06:52,058 --> 00:06:53,379 Isn't that right, 222 00:06:52,058 --> 00:06:53,379 America? 223 00:06:54,660 --> 00:06:55,862 Yeah! 224 00:06:55,862 --> 00:06:58,024 Shut your cakehole, America! 225 00:06:58,024 --> 00:07:00,306 You'll never win 226 00:06:58,024 --> 00:07:00,306 the birthday song contest 227 00:07:00,306 --> 00:07:02,268 when you're up against 228 00:07:00,306 --> 00:07:02,268 "Happy Birthday!" 229 00:07:08,314 --> 00:07:09,515 No! No! 230 00:07:24,010 --> 00:07:25,531 So, what does that— 231 00:07:24,010 --> 00:07:25,531 Ah! 232 00:07:29,535 --> 00:07:30,937 Yes! 233 00:07:35,021 --> 00:07:37,583 To you! 234 00:07:43,109 --> 00:07:45,431 That's right— 235 00:07:43,109 --> 00:07:45,431 Say their names! 236 00:07:53,840 --> 00:07:56,722 You'll never overthrow 237 00:07:53,840 --> 00:07:56,722 my song! 238 00:07:56,722 --> 00:07:59,886 There'll be no birthdays 239 00:07:56,722 --> 00:07:59,886 without it! 240 00:08:02,168 --> 00:08:03,609 Then all is lost. 241 00:08:03,609 --> 00:08:05,651 I guess you can't solve 242 00:08:03,609 --> 00:08:05,651 every problem 243 00:08:05,651 --> 00:08:08,935 with an overly complicated 244 00:08:05,651 --> 00:08:08,935 farm-themed song contest. 245 00:08:08,935 --> 00:08:11,778 Guess I'll have to throw away 246 00:08:08,935 --> 00:08:11,778 that year's supply of cake, 247 00:08:11,778 --> 00:08:13,539 but you already knew that. 248 00:08:13,539 --> 00:08:15,261 Wait! Whoa, whoa, whoa! 249 00:08:15,261 --> 00:08:17,023 Give us the chance 250 00:08:15,261 --> 00:08:17,023 to sing our song. 251 00:08:17,023 --> 00:08:19,786 Goodbye! 252 00:08:17,023 --> 00:08:19,786 Thanks for coming! 253 00:08:30,036 --> 00:08:31,077 What are you doing? 254 00:08:39,645 --> 00:08:41,928 Sounds simple and fresh. 255 00:08:39,645 --> 00:08:41,928 That's pretty catchy. 256 00:08:44,210 --> 00:08:46,332 No, stop it! 257 00:08:58,584 --> 00:09:00,827 Come on! 258 00:08:58,584 --> 00:09:00,827 Aah! 259 00:09:02,148 --> 00:09:04,871 Get off of my stage! 260 00:09:30,496 --> 00:09:32,258 Thirty candles— 261 00:09:32,258 --> 00:09:33,699 A perfect score! 262 00:09:33,699 --> 00:09:37,423 Mordecai and Rigby 263 00:09:33,699 --> 00:09:37,423 are the winners! 264 00:09:38,464 --> 00:09:40,907 Fine. 265 00:09:38,464 --> 00:09:40,907 Who needs you, anyways? 266 00:09:40,907 --> 00:09:43,309 You see how you like 267 00:09:40,907 --> 00:09:43,309 the limelight, 268 00:09:43,309 --> 00:09:45,511 the collecting of 269 00:09:43,309 --> 00:09:45,511 all those royalties. 270 00:09:45,511 --> 00:09:48,875 And just wait until people start 271 00:09:45,511 --> 00:09:48,875 getting sick of your song— 272 00:09:48,875 --> 00:09:50,716 Then you'll see how it feels! 273 00:09:50,716 --> 00:09:53,479 And then you'll all 274 00:09:50,716 --> 00:09:53,479 come crawling back, 275 00:09:53,479 --> 00:09:56,442 back to good 'ol 276 00:09:53,479 --> 00:09:56,442 "Happy Birthday"! 277 00:09:58,965 --> 00:10:01,567 Later, losers! 278 00:10:06,893 --> 00:10:09,175 Later, losers! 279 00:10:09,175 --> 00:10:10,536 Wow! Great job, guys! 280 00:10:10,536 --> 00:10:12,859 Yeah, you wiped the floor 281 00:10:10,536 --> 00:10:12,859 with that creepy cake. 282 00:10:12,859 --> 00:10:14,140 It was nothing. 283 00:10:12,859 --> 00:10:14,140 No biggie. 284 00:10:14,140 --> 00:10:15,581 Well, congratulations, 285 00:10:14,140 --> 00:10:15,581 boys. 286 00:10:15,581 --> 00:10:17,864 You earned 287 00:10:15,581 --> 00:10:17,864 that year's supply of cakes. 288 00:10:17,864 --> 00:10:19,505 Yeah! 289 00:10:19,505 --> 00:10:21,667 You'll have to go over 290 00:10:19,505 --> 00:10:21,667 some details with my lawyer, 291 00:10:21,667 --> 00:10:23,830 but you already knew that. 292 00:10:25,191 --> 00:10:26,833 Sign here to claim your cake 293 00:10:25,191 --> 00:10:26,833 and acknowledge that 294 00:10:26,833 --> 00:10:28,194 your song will never replace 295 00:10:28,194 --> 00:10:29,996 the original 296 00:10:28,194 --> 00:10:29,996 "Happy Birthday" song. 297 00:10:29,996 --> 00:10:31,237 Bring in the lump sum! 298 00:10:31,237 --> 00:10:32,278 Lump sum? 299 00:10:35,561 --> 00:10:37,443 Well, you guys 300 00:10:35,561 --> 00:10:37,443 wanted cake. 301 00:10:37,443 --> 00:10:39,685 Free cake!