Rigby.
Aah! Don't do that!
Dude, stop sleeping with your
eyes open. It's creepy.
Whatever. It's totally
natural— Oh, what?
A Tonare 3500 console!
Where did you get this?
I found it
in my parents' house.
And look what else I found.
What?
Tim and Mark's Golden Badge
Secret Adventure!
We never got past level 65
because we didn't know
how to play video games.
Oh, I bet we can get past
level 65 now.
Oh, I bet we can beat
the whole game right now.
Plus, it's Saturday, so
we won't even get in trouble.
So many memories.
Hm-hm. This is only
gonna take 20 minutes tops.
What's that?
Dude, it's the final boss.
We're gonna beat it.
One...
Two...
Three!
Whoa!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah!
Huh?
It's legendary game designer
Maury Moto.
Congratulations.
Whoa, wait!
They're real?
Golden game badges are real?
Take a picture.
We gotta save the map.
Oh, man! The pixels
make it look all weird.
What are we gonna do?
Skips!
Yeah?
Do you know some kind of
magical ritual thing we can use
to bring the TV with us
and keep it on?
You got a car battery?
Whoa.
Skips, do you have
any other magic tricks
that can take us to
this address?
You got any gas money?
Good to go. Thanks, Skips.
Hey, I had some free time.
It's a Saturday.
Hm-hm.
Okay.
So the map starts here.
It says we need to look for
a lighthouse.
I don't see
a lighthouse.
Wait. What about
that hot-dog stand?
It totally matches.
Awesome.
Then that means
we have to go to...
This blob here.
Blob, blob, blob,
blob, blob, blob, blob,
blob. Blob!
The mall!
Hm. It's time
to go shopping.
Two centimeters short.
Looks like I just booked
a ticket to the hardware store.
Let's just see what the problem
is and go from there.
Mordecai and Rigby!
Rigby!
Actually,
this is kind of dark.
Hey, do you wanna sign
this petition
to help fund stronger—
Uh, no!
Now where are we supposed
to go? This mall's huge.
I'm surprised there's
enough foot traffic
to sustain it
out here in the boonies.
Let me ask the game.
If you found
the village store,
follow your heart
for 100 paces
to reveal the next step
in your journey.
Hmm...
[PEOPLE LAUGHING,
CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY]
Follow your heart
for 100 paces!
But that's through
the food court.
I have an old trick
for situations like this.
'Scuse me! Sorry!
Need to go in a straight line.
Sorry. Sorry.
Whoops! Look out!
What?
Huh?
Dead end?
This machine doesn't even work.
How many paces have you gone?
How many whats?
Excuse me. Are you
listening to me? Hello!
I'm looking for two guys
who came through here—
A tall one and a short one.
Sure. Those guys
come here every day.
Oh, no, I bet he means
those guys with the TV.
We saw them headed toward
the mall.
You know, I have
extra car batteries.
I could just give you one.
No, Skips.
This is between them and I.
Me and them?
Which one is it?
Them and me.
I'm going to a movie.
Have fun doing your thing.
All right, dude.
Three, two, one.
Hologram wall!
Wah-wah-wah-wah-wah-wah-wah!
Well, that was my last idea.
This is hopeless.
Wait. Shh. Listen.
Do you hear that?
Do you think?
It's Maury Moto's
Secret Passage!
Hey, have you seen two guys
with a TV?
Sure.
They were headed toward
the food court.
You wanna sign
this petition
to help fund stronger
clipboards?
Of course.
Go, go, go, go!
Warn me
if you're gonna rip one.
I always warn you.
Those are the rules.
Huh?
Whoa!
This mall must be like
15 years old.
Man, smells like
a newt cage in here.
You've been smelling a lot
of stuff lately.
Yeah,
I just got over a cold,
so everything's
jumping out at me.
Run!
Up, up, up, up, up, up, up!
Aah!
Dude, stop stepping on
booby traps.
Oh, whoa.
It's a game store.
Yeah, except they only have
lousy games left.
Blech.
Weary travelers.
Thou seeketh
the Golden Riches of Ondor?
Uh, no.
What are you
doing here?
I thought you were working
at that other place.
The Eggscelent Diner
is no more.
There is much turnover in
the relic-guarding business.
So what is it you seek,
Mordecai of the omelet?
Maury Moto's
golden game badge.
Ah, of course.
If thou seeketh
the golden game badge,
you must travel
the high road.
Okay, cool.
But heed our policy!
One must not be greedy.
Only one relic per customer.
Okay, got it.
Thanks, man.
Uh, so who is
that guy?
The fallen heroes of old
await you, doomed adventurers.
Still cold.
Just like my
online-dating profile.
They were real.
Oh, darn it!
Dude, hurry!
Benson's gonna catch us!
But I don't see anything!
This door doesn't even have
a handle. This door blows.
Maybe it's some kind
of light thing.
Aah!
Okay, maybe not.
Mordecai, look!
It's a cartridge slot.
But that means we'd have
to shut off the game!
My guidance ends here.
Your instincts have served you
thus far.
Trust in them,
and your destiny awaits.
Hmm.
Okay, wait.
I have never seen a place
as cool as this.
Dude, look.
It's him.
Maury Moto.
Dude, I think
we should say something.
Uh...
Maury Moto,
your games...
Then that part
where you jump up.
Invisible block,
power-up comes out.
Like, my world was changed.
Thanks, man.
Thanks.
Oh. Huh.
Nice.
What? No!
But we only took
one per customer.
Ha!
Really ought to
re-insulate that.
You two!
I can't believe
you stole my car battery
for a couple stupid
fabric patches!
Uh, first off,
these are badges.
Yeah, rare
golden game badges.
They're, like,
priceless.
Oh, well,
if they're so valuable,
I could just buy
a new battery with—
No!
What do we do?
I don't know!
Into the light!
This has been
the longest day of my life.
First the sprinklers
were too short.
The next thing I know,
I'm climbing into
some abandoned mall.
And then there were
those gibbons. Heh, heh.
I had to talk to
some crazy old knight
and punch through
a wall, and—
Man,
that was really something.
Dude, if you wanted to
hang out with us so bad,
you could have just asked.
Give me those stupid patches.
Aw, come on.
Holy— Hey, look!
Thank you,
Mordecai and Rigby,
for setting me free
with your kinds words.
Awesome.
Now you've unlocked the map
to find the Crystal Trackball
of Infinity.
What?
Skips,
drive away right now!
Aw, man.