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Rigby.

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Aah! Don't do that!

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Dude, stop sleeping with your

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eyes open. It's creepy.

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Whatever. It's totally

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natural— Oh, what?

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A Tonare 3500 console!

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Where did you get this?

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I found it

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in my parents' house.

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And look what else I found.

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What?

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Tim and Mark's Golden Badge

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Secret Adventure!

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We never got past level 65

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because we didn't know

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how to play video games.

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Oh, I bet we can get past

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level 65 now.

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Oh, I bet we can beat

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the whole game right now.

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Plus, it's Saturday, so

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we won't even get in trouble.

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So many memories.

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Hm-hm. This is only

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gonna take 20 minutes tops.

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What's that?

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Dude, it's the final boss.

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We're gonna beat it.

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One...

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Two...

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Three!

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Whoa!

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

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yeah, yeah!

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Huh?

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It's legendary game designer

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Maury Moto.

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Congratulations.

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Whoa, wait!

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They're real?

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Golden game badges are real?

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Take a picture.

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We gotta save the map.

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Oh, man! The pixels

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make it look all weird.

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What are we gonna do?

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Skips!

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Yeah?

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Do you know some kind of

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magical ritual thing we can use

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to bring the TV with us

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and keep it on?

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You got a car battery?

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Whoa.

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Skips, do you have

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any other magic tricks

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that can take us to

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this address?

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You got any gas money?

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Good to go. Thanks, Skips.

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Hey, I had some free time.

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It's a Saturday.

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Hm-hm.

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Okay.

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So the map starts here.

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It says we need to look for

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a lighthouse.

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I don't see

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a lighthouse.

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Wait. What about

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that hot-dog stand?

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It totally matches.

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Awesome.

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Then that means

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we have to go to...

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This blob here.

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Blob, blob, blob,

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blob, blob, blob, blob,

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blob. Blob!

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The mall!

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Hm. It's time

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to go shopping.

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Two centimeters short.

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Looks like I just booked

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a ticket to the hardware store.

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Let's just see what the problem

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is and go from there.

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Mordecai and Rigby!

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Rigby!

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Actually,

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this is kind of dark.

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Hey, do you wanna sign

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this petition

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to help fund stronger—

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Uh, no!

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Now where are we supposed

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to go? This mall's huge.

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I'm surprised there's

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enough foot traffic

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to sustain it

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out here in the boonies.

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Let me ask the game.

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If you found

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the village store,

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follow your heart

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for 100 paces

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to reveal the next step

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in your journey.

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Hmm...

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[PEOPLE LAUGHING,

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CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY]

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Follow your heart

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for 100 paces!

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But that's through

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the food court.

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I have an old trick

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for situations like this.

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'Scuse me! Sorry!

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Need to go in a straight line.

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Sorry. Sorry.

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Whoops! Look out!

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What?

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Huh?

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Dead end?

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This machine doesn't even work.

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How many paces have you gone?

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How many whats?

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Excuse me. Are you

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listening to me? Hello!

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I'm looking for two guys

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who came through here—

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A tall one and a short one.

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Sure. Those guys

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come here every day.

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Oh, no, I bet he means

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those guys with the TV.

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We saw them headed toward

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the mall.

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You know, I have

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extra car batteries.

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I could just give you one.

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No, Skips.

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This is between them and I.

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Me and them?

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Which one is it?

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Them and me.

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I'm going to a movie.

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Have fun doing your thing.

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All right, dude.

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Three, two, one.

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Hologram wall!

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Wah-wah-wah-wah-wah-wah-wah!

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Well, that was my last idea.

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This is hopeless.

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Wait. Shh. Listen.

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Do you hear that?

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Do you think?

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It's Maury Moto's

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Secret Passage!

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Hey, have you seen two guys

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with a TV?

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Sure.

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They were headed toward

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the food court.

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You wanna sign

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this petition

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to help fund stronger

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clipboards?

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Of course.

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Go, go, go, go!

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Warn me

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if you're gonna rip one.

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I always warn you.

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Those are the rules.

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Huh?

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Whoa!

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This mall must be like

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15 years old.

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Man, smells like

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a newt cage in here.

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You've been smelling a lot

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of stuff lately.

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Yeah,

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I just got over a cold,

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so everything's

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jumping out at me.

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Run!

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Up, up, up, up, up, up, up!

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Aah!

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Dude, stop stepping on

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booby traps.

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Oh, whoa.

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It's a game store.

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Yeah, except they only have

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lousy games left.

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Blech.

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Weary travelers.

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Thou seeketh

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the Golden Riches of Ondor?

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Uh, no.

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What are you

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doing here?

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I thought you were working

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at that other place.

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The Eggscelent Diner

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is no more.

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There is much turnover in

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the relic-guarding business.

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So what is it you seek,

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Mordecai of the omelet?

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Maury Moto's

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golden game badge.

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Ah, of course.

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If thou seeketh

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the golden game badge,

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you must travel

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the high road.

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Okay, cool.

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But heed our policy!

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One must not be greedy.

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Only one relic per customer.

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Okay, got it.

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Thanks, man.

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Uh, so who is

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that guy?

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The fallen heroes of old

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await you, doomed adventurers.

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Still cold.

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Just like my

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online-dating profile.

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They were real.

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Oh, darn it!

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Dude, hurry!

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Benson's gonna catch us!

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But I don't see anything!

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This door doesn't even have

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a handle. This door blows.

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Maybe it's some kind

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of light thing.

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Aah!

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Okay, maybe not.

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Mordecai, look!

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It's a cartridge slot.

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But that means we'd have

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to shut off the game!

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My guidance ends here.

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Your instincts have served you

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thus far.

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Trust in them,

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and your destiny awaits.

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Hmm.

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Okay, wait.

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I have never seen a place

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as cool as this.

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Dude, look.

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It's him.

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Maury Moto.

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Dude, I think

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we should say something.

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Uh...

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Maury Moto,

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your games...

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Then that part

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where you jump up.

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Invisible block,

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power-up comes out.

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Like, my world was changed.

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Thanks, man.

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Thanks.

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Oh. Huh.

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Nice.

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What? No!

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But we only took

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one per customer.

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Ha!

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Really ought to

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re-insulate that.

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You two!

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I can't believe

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you stole my car battery

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for a couple stupid

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fabric patches!

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Uh, first off,

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these are badges.

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Yeah, rare

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golden game badges.

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They're, like,

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priceless.

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Oh, well,

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if they're so valuable,

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I could just buy

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a new battery with—

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No!

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What do we do?

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I don't know!

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Into the light!

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This has been

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the longest day of my life.

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First the sprinklers

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were too short.

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The next thing I know,

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I'm climbing into

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some abandoned mall.

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And then there were

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those gibbons. Heh, heh.

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I had to talk to

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some crazy old knight

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and punch through

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a wall, and—

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Man,

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that was really something.

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Dude, if you wanted to

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hang out with us so bad,

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you could have just asked.

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Give me those stupid patches.

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Aw, come on.

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Holy— Hey, look!

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Thank you,

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Mordecai and Rigby,

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for setting me free

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with your kinds words.

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Awesome.

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Now you've unlocked the map

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to find the Crystal Trackball

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of Infinity.

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What?

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Skips,

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drive away right now!

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Aw, man.