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I have a boyfriend!

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Hey, Margaret!

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Come in?

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Uh, Margaret?

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C.J.'s at the door.

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C.J.'s here?

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At this apartment?

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She's at the door, yes.

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All right, C.J.,

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you've got this.

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Margaret! Hey!

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Haven't seen you since

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I ruined your dad's party.

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Okay, bad joke.

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Look, I just need to say,

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I'm really sorry about before...

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And before that...

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And— And before that...

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Pretty much

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the whole time I've known you.

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But... How well do I know you?

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Let's go on a double date!

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Double date?

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Yeah!

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So we can get to know

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each other—

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Me and Mordecai,

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you and your boyfriend.

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Double date!

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O... kay.

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I mean,

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are you sure that's okay?

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Mm. We should make it okay.

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It's important to me

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that we're all...

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Heh. All right, cool.

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Cool! Great!

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It'll be great!

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You're great! Okay? Okay.

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Okay! Sideline at 7!

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See you then.

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Eileen!

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Eileen!

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I heard your muffled screams.

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What's the matter?

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I made it all up.

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I don't have a boyfriend.

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So you're not dating weekend

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sports anchor Del Hanlon?

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No...

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But saying I did felt like

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the only way to, um... Not die?

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Okay... But why did you agree

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to that double-date thing?

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I don't know!

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C.J. was really excited

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about it,

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so I just

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went along with it.

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This is really bad.

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If they find out I lied,

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it'll make everybody feel

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all weird again.

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What should I do?

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Tell the truth.

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But then they'll know I lied!

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Okay, well, that was kind of

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the only sensible option.

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You could... Ask Del Hanlon

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to pose as your boyfriend?

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Tetherballs scream

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through the air,

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as do the dueling egos

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of these athletic titans.

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This has been regional

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junior high tetherball.

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I'm Del Hanlon,

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bidding you adieu.

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And cut!

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Ahh!

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You've done it again, Del.

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Ahh. Well, hey,

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Margaret! Eileen!

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What brings you here?

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Most people

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just see tetherball

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as a boring version

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of ball-in-a-cup.

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I do feel that way

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about tetherball.

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But actually,

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Margaret has a favor to ask.

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Yeah...

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Could you...

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Hand me that water bottle?

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Hey, you got it!

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Thanks! Well, that's

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all I needed. See you Monday!

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Margaret accidentally

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called you her boyfriend.

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Can you pretend to be

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her date?

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Eee! Ugh.

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Yes! I have always wanted

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to be an actor!

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Whew! Wow! Thanks!

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So how do we know

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what to say?

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Let's test it out.

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So... Where'd you guys meet?

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Air.

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Water.

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Ugh. I'm really bad

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at lying!

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I don't know

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what to do at all.

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I know who can help.

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So, you're telling me

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that I'm meeting at this

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nondescript coffee shop

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to help you

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lie to my best friend?

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Yeah.

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But it's to keep him happy.

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Definitely.

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Awesome!

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Well, here's a little something

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I just whipped up.

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Give it a once-over,

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see what you think.

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Some backstory,

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how you guys met...

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I don't mean to

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criticize,

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because, I mean,

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your writing is really good,

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but this seems

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too complicated.

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Couldn't we have

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just met at work?

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I... Love it!

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It has everything—

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Action, intrigue,

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hot-air balloons!

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Excellent work, Rigby!

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Or should I say,

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director?

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Oh-ho-ho!

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See? Del gets it.

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If you don't commit

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to this lie,

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they'll see right through it,

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and all our lives

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will be ruined.

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I know we just spent

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seven hours practicing,

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but I can't get rid

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of these moths in my stomach!

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Moths?

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See?

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I'm getting the lines wrong

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already!

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Look, it doesn't have

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to be perfect.

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It just has to be

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convincing.

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If one of us goes

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off-script,

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we'll just go with it,

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okay, Del?

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I think I love you.

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See? Acting!

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Just like that.

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How, uh—

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How you feeling?

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Fine.

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So, you're sure

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you want to do this?

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'Cause we don't have to

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do this.

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We can still cancel.

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I'm gonna cancel.

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Shh! They're here!

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Hey!

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Oh, hi!

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Hey, there...

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Del.

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Mordecai.

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I think I've seen you

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on TV.

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Please, tonight I am not

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"Del, sports anchor."

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I'm Del,

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Margaret's boyfriend!

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That's—

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That's cool.

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Oh, hey, we're sitting.

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We're all here!

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Yep, yep. We are.

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So, Del, Margaret, did

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you guys meet at work, or...?

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Oh, it's a funny story.

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It's a funny story.

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So there I was, studying

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abroad in the jungle, when—

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Bam! —a lion

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pops out of a lion-hole.

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And then it roared, so I ran.

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I ran and ran and ran.

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Luckily, there was

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a hot-air balloon.

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Because there was

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a hot-air-balloon rental place.

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Yeah, I hopped in and flew

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away, but then I saw it—

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Another hot-air balloon!

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That was me.

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That was me.

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I was being attacked,

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uh, by birds.

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Bald eagles.

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We tried to stop

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the bald eagles—

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I mean, balloons from crashing.

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It was too late.

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They crashed.

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Boof!

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Our bodies collided,

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and we rocketed to the ground

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in a ball of flames! Kaboom!

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The doctors say

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that we only survived

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because we held each other

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so close.

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So then I looked her

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in the eyes

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and I said

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those immortal words...

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You want to hang out sometime?

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And... scene.

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Wow.

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That's a really crazy story.

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I don't know. That kind of stuff

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happens to me all the time.

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Yeah, it does.

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I can't believe I

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survived going out with you.

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That guy!

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This guy!

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Heh, ha... Me.

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So tell us about

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your guys' first date.

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Of course!

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It was a cold winter's day...

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And so that's why

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I had to change me accent

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for American audiences!

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Oh, Del, your memory

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of our first date

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is so different than mine.

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It's been

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a long night.

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Maybe we should

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get the check.

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I was hoping we could shoot

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some pool or something.

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Couple against couple!

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Mordecai?

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Uh... Yeah! Pool.

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Heh, heh! Yeah.

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I should probably...

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Huh? Kssh! Huh?

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Uh... Say yes!

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I said yes.

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Cool! Let's go!

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So, how are things

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at the station?

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Oh, you know,

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still learning the ropes.

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But everyone's been really

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supportive.

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That's awesome!

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Speaking of news,

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did you hear

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Muscle Man and Starla

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are getting married?

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Heh, yeah. I'm actually part

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of the wedding party.

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Does that mean they're gonna

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move in together

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or something?

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I guess so.

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They'll have to get a trailer

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for their trailer.

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'Ello, luvs!

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You know, Marge always said,

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when we get 'itched

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we'd have a charming bungalow

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in Connec-ticut!

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Oh, Del.

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Well, you know, we haven't

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really talked about that yet.

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Oh, twaddle!

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We talked about it on the blimp

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the day we met!

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Uh...

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Didn't you say you met

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on two separate

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hot-air balloons?

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Oh! Uh...

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It's a regional thing.

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They call them blimp—

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Blimpos.

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Can I talk to you

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for a second?

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This is fun!

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Del, what are you doing?

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Things were going well,

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and then you

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change the story?

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I'm sorry, Marge.

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It's just...

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I've never felt so alive!

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I can't tell where Del ends

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and "Del" Begins!

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What?

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I mean, maybe we should

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move to Connec-ticut.

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I hear they have a really good

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school system!

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Uh... Okay.

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I think you might need

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a little break.

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Why don't you go

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get us some drinks?

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Two ripper pips

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coming right up!

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Rigby...

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Hello?

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Rigby! I need your help!

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Sure. What's up?

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Del's going way off the scrip—

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Psych! This isn't me.

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It's a recording of me!

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I got you good.

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Leave a message after the beep.

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Rigbeeeeeep!

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Rigby, where are you?

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I need you he—

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Hey!

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Oh! Sorry.

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No, it's okay!

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I didn't see you—

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No, it's cool.

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Are you sure?

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Yeah, yeah.

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Okay. Heh. Woop! Woop!

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Heh, yeah.

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I just wanted to say...

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I like Del. You know?

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He seems like

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a really nice guy.

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Uh... Yeah!

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Thanks, Mordecai.

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I was

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a little surprised,

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but you seem really happy.

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Yeah!

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Yeah... Well...

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He's great, but I just—

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Ugh! The truth about Del is—

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K-k-k-kiss Cam!

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Who's been spotted by

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the Kiss Cam?

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Del?

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Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!

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On the lips!

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Ooh! Do it!

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This'll look great on my reel!

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Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!

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Kiss! Kiss!

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On the lips!

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Kiss!

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No!

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You're not my boyfriend!

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What?

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Change the slide, Marcus!

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D-d-d-dump Cam!

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You're dumped!

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What do you mean

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he's not your boyfriend?

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I'm sorry.

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I lied about the whole thing.

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Seemed like the only way

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to make you okay

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with me being around.

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I was just scared and tired

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of everything being awkward.

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I'm sick of feeling like

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a tourist around my own friends.

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So let me get this straight.

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You're single,

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you dated Mordecai, and you keep

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trying to hang out with him,

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even though you don't have to,

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'cause it's not like

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you kept in touch with him

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after you left.

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All those things

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are fine.

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Except that you lied about it.

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There's one reason you would

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lie about something like that.

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So as long as we're just

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all out here telling the truth,

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why don't you just tell me

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right now?

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Do you still have feelings

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for Mordecai?

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I think...

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I do.

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I'm sorry.

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I just wanted to start over.

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Seems like everyone

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wants to start over.

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Why don't you guys just

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get it right the first time?

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Morde—

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You broke me 'eart, Margaret!

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Good luck gettin' that bungalow

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in Connec-ticut by yourself.

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I'm keepin' the kids!

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And scene.