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OKAY, WHOEVER MAKES THIS JUMP
GETS TO CHOOSE LUNCH.

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YOU'RE ON!

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OHHHHH!

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WE'RE GOING
TO WING KINGDOM!

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RIGBY, DID YOU CLEAN OUT
THE GUTTERS YET?

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NO WAY.
THAT'S A TWO-MAN JOB.

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WHERE'S MORDECAI?

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I DON'T KNOW.
I HAVEN'T SEEN HIM.

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COME TO THINK OF IT,
I HAVEN'T SEEN HIM

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SINCE C.J. DUMPED HIM
AT MUSCLE MAN'S WEDDING.

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YEAH, NO ONE HAS.

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HE HASN'T COME TO WORK
FOR TWO WEEKS NOW.

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I'VE TRIED CALLING,
BUT HE WON'T PICK UP.

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WHAT?
NO, HERE. I'LL CALL HIM.

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HUH.

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THAT'S NOT LIKE
MORDECAI.

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I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!

18
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YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW
WHERE YOUR BEST FRIEND IS?

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HEY, I'VE BEEN BUSY.

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LOOK,
I'M JUST AS CONCERNED ABOUT

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AS ANY PARK MANAGER,

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BUT I'VE GOT A BUSINESS
TO RUN HERE.

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IF YOU DON'T FIND

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BY TOMORROW,

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THEN I'M GONNA
HAVE TO FIRE HIM.

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WHAT?
WAIT! I CAN FIND HIM!

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WELL, FOR YOUR SAKE,
I HOPE SO.

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OTHERWISE, YOU'LL BE CLEANING
THE GUTTERS SOLO FROM NOW ON.

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COME ON, MORDECAI.
GIVE ME A CLUE HERE.

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HELLO?

31
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HEY. I CHECKED
WITH MARGARET.

32
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SHE HASN'T SEEN OR HEARD
FROM MORDECAI.

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YEAH, HIS PARENTS DON'T KNOW
WHERE HE IS, EITHER.

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AND I DON'T THINK HE'D BE
HANGING WITH C.J. ANY TIME SOON.

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WELL, GUESS I'LL START PUTTING
UP THESE FLIERS AROUND TOWN.

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HOPEFULLY,
100 SHOULD BE ENOUGH.

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WELL, I'LL KEEP RIFFLING THROUGH

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THAT HE DOESN'T LIKE ME
TOUCHING.

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SEE YA.

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HUH?

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"DEAR, MORDECAI,

42
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AND COME HAVE SODAS..."

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Sad Sax:
"... WITH OTHER SINGLE BROS!

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THERE'S A PLACE

45
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AND AN ALL YOU CAN EAT BUFFET.

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IN DUMPTOWN U.S.A.!

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SIGNED, SAD SAX."

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AAH! SAD SAX GUY?
I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN!

49
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AND DUMPTOWN U.S.A.?
THAT SOUNDS SO LAME!

50
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I BET NOBODY'S EVEN
BEEN TO THIS PLACE.

51
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I HAVE.

52
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WHO HAVE RECENTLY BEEN DUMPED,

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THEIR NEWFOUND SINGLEHOOD.

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WOW.
THAT'S DEPRESSING.

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OH, NO!
DUMPTOWN IS GREAT!

56
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THROUGHOUT MY LIFE,
WHENEVER I GOT DUMPED,

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ALL MY EX-GIRLFRIENDS.

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ASHLEY WHO?

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MONICA WHO?

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PATRICIA WHO?

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LISA WHO?

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WHOO-HOO!

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AUDREY WHO?

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YEP. GOOD TIMES.

65
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DON'T EVER LEAVE.

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AND I DON'T
BLAME THEM.

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OKAY, WELL,
HOW DO I GET THERE?

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IS TO GET DUMPED.

69
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SO... LET ME
GET THIS STRAIGHT.

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YOU... WANT ME
TO DUMP YOU?

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YES.

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AS IN BREAK UP WITH ME?
YES.

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SO YOU CAN BE

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DOESN'T LOSE HIS JOB?

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YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.
NO!

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AW, COME ON!
IT'S NOT FOR REALS!

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FINE.

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RIGBY, IT'S NOT YOU —
IT'S ME.

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WE SHOULD SEE OTHER PEOPLE.

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NOTHING'S HAPPENING.

81
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WELL, PUT SOME MORE FEELING
INTO IT.

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IT'S NOT CALLED
GENTLE LETDOWN U.S.A.

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I GOT TO GET DUMPED.

84
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WELL, I GUESS
YOU ARE PRETTY IMMATURE.

85
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GO ON.

86
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YOU DON'T FLOSS
OR BRUSH YOUR TEETH AT ALL.

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KEEP GOING.

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YOU'RE IRRESPONSIBLE,
LAZY,

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ANYTHING NEW!

90
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NOW WE'RE TALKING!

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I'VE BEEN WANTING TO TRY

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FOR WEEKS NOW,
AND YOU WON'T —

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WHOA! OKAY.
I THINK THAT'S GOOD.

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YOU KNOW WHAT? IT'S OVER!
GET OUT!

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CONSIDER YOURSELF DUMPED,
LOSER!

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DON'T CALL ME!

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FOR REALS?

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PFFT. CHICKS, MAN.

99
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HAVE YOU BEEN UP THERE?

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BROTHER,
I SAW THE WHOLE THING.

101
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IT WASN'T FOR REALS!

102
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THAT'S WHAT THEY ALL SAY.

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LUCKILY, I HAVE

104
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TO MAKE THE SAD TIMES GO AWAY.

105
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SO, AM I SUPPOSED TO
TAKE A CAB OR...

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HUH?

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OOOOOAAAAAAAAH!

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DUMPTOWN U.S.A.

109
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YOU'RE GONNA LOVE IT HERE,
MAN.

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I'M NOT HERE FOR ME!

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I'M HERE TO FIND
MY FRIEND MORDECAI!

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MORDECAI?

113
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OH, YEAH! I BROUGHT HIM HERE
LIKE TWO WEEKS AGO.

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WHERE I CAN FIND HIM?

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WELL, HE'S PROBABLY
ON A FOOD RUN.

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THE NEW GUY
ALWAYS GETS THE FOOD.

117
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TRY DUMPTOWN DELI.

118
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ALL RIGHT, MAN,
THIS IS YOU.

119
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WHAT? YOU'RE NOT
COMING WITH ME?

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DUMPEES ONLY,
BROTHER.

121
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I'LL CHILL AROUND HERE
UNTIL YOU GET BACK.

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UGH!
I HATE THAT SONG!

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UGH! EVERYBODY'S ALL GROSS
AND WEARING BATHROBES IN PUBLIC.

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EXCUSE ME, SIR,

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AIEEEEEE!

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RIGBY! YOU MADE IT!

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GOT DUMPED TOO, HUH?

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I KNEW EILEEN COULDN'T TAKE IT
MUCH LONGER.

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UGH. WHAT? NO!

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WASN'T FOR REALS.

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THAT'S WHAT THEY ALL SAY.

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IT'S TRUE! I JUST CAME HERE
SO YOU DON'T GET FIRED!

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WORK? PFFT!

134
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LOOK AROUND YOU, MAN.

135
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IS A PARADISE.

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ALSO, NOW THAT
YOU'RE THE NEW GUY,

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I DON'T HAVE TO
PICK UP FOOD ANYMORE!

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MAYBE I'M NOT
MAKING MYSELF CLEAR HERE.

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IF YOU DON'T
GET BACK TO WORK BY TOMORROW,

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BENSON'S GONNA FIRE YOU!

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ORDER UP!

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COME ON, DUDE. WE GOT
PLENTY OF TIME TO GET BACK.

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FIRST, YOU GOT TO COME
CHECK OUT THE BEACH HOUSE.

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WHASSUP, ROOMIES?

145
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SOME FRENCH DI-I-I-I-PS!

146
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DUDE, THIS IS
NO WAY TO LIVE.

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IT'S THE ONLY WAY
TO LIVE.

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EH? EH?

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NYAH!

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AW, DUDE.
THAT WAS MY BRUNCH.

151
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NOBODY EATS BRUNCH AT HOME!
ONLY LOSERS DO!

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COME ON, MAN.
DON'T BE LIKE THAT.

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HEY, I KNOW WHAT YOU NEED —
A GRAND TOUR OF DUMPTOWN.

154
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COME ON. THERE'S PLENTY
OF FUN THINGS TO DO.

155
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AREN'T YOU GONNA
CLEAN THAT UP?

156
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NAH.
JEFFREY'S GOT IT.

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NOW CHOP-CHOP.
DUMPTOWN AWAITS.

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BAND PRACTICE!

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HERE, DUDE!
GIVE IT A WHIRL!

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NO! I'VE HAD IT
WITH THIS PLACE!

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COME ON, MORDECAI. WE'RE GOING
BACK TO THE PARK RIGHT NOW.

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YEAH, YEAH.
I'LL GO, I'LL GO.

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ALL RIGHT, GUYS,
ONE MORE TIME!

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NYAH!

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YOU'RE BEING RIDICULOUS!

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BECAUSE C.J. DUMPED YOU?

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C.J. WHO?

168
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YOU'VE CHANGED, MAN.

169
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I DON'T EVEN KNOW
WHO I'M TALKING TO ANYMORE.

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NAH, MAN, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
THIS PLACE IS GOOD FOR ME.

171
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IT'S GIVEN ME A CHANCE
TO RETHINK MY LIFE, YOU KNOW?

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LOOK, I KNOW
THINGS HAVE BEEN HARD FOR YOU,

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BUT C.J. IS
JUST ONE GIRL, MAN.

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THERE'S SO MANY MORE
OUT THERE.

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BUT YOU'RE NOT

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IF YOU'RE TRAPPED
IN THIS PLACE FOREVER.

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LOOK, I DON'T SEE
WHAT THE BIG DEAL IS.

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I'VE ONLY BEEN HERE
A COUPLE DAYS.

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A COUPLE OF DAYS?

180
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DUDE, YOU'VE BEEN HERE
FOR TWO WEEKS!

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WAIT, WHAT?
NO WAY!

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THAT CAN'T BE RIGHT.
I JUST GOT HERE.

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RIGHT, GUYS?

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YEAH, MAN,
YOU JUST GOT HERE.

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1994.

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SEPTEMBER
OR...

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STACY WHO?

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SEE, DUDE?

189
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BECAUSE THERE'S NO CONCEPT
OF TIME HERE.

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YOU'RE WASTING
YOUR LIFE AWAY.

191
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LOOK AT YOURSELF!

192
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YOU'RE RIGHT, DUDE.

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I DON'T WANT
TO WIND UP HERE FOREVER.

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LET'S GO!

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HUP!

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HEY!

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RICKY TOOK OFF!

198
00:09:02,634 --> 00:09:03,934
LET'S GET 'EM!

199
00:09:06,671 --> 00:09:08,872
YOU CAN'T
LEAVE DUMPTOWN!

200
00:09:08,907 --> 00:09:12,442
YEAH! WHO'S GONNA
PICK UP THE FOOD FOR US?

201
00:09:15,313 --> 00:09:16,713
HOW DO WE
GET OUT OF HERE?

202
00:09:16,748 --> 00:09:18,048
THE DRAWBRIDGE!

203
00:09:21,853 --> 00:09:22,886
WE'RE NOT
GONNA MAKE IT!

204
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LOOK!

205
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HEY, YOU NEED TO SIGN

206
00:09:29,093 --> 00:09:30,427
AH, WHATEVER.

207
00:09:33,498 --> 00:09:35,599
DUDE! CAN'T THIS THING
GO ANY FASTER?

208
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I'M TRYING! I'M TRYING!

209
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THERE THEY GO!

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SAD SAX!

211
00:09:44,108 --> 00:09:45,475
WE'RE NOT
GONNA MAKE IT!

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HMM! HMM!

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THESE LOSERS.

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HOLD ON!

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AAAAAAAAH!
AAAAAAAAH!

216
00:09:58,957 --> 00:10:00,858
AAAAAAAAH!
AAAAAAAAH!

217
00:10:03,161 --> 00:10:05,362
AAAAAH!

218
00:10:05,396 --> 00:10:08,599
WOW. I DON'T THINK I'VE SEEN
ANYONE LEAVE DUMPTOWN LIKE THAT.

219
00:10:08,633 --> 00:10:11,568
OR NEVER COME BACK AT ALL.

220
00:10:11,603 --> 00:10:13,737
WELL,
I'M READY TO GO HOME.

221
00:10:13,771 --> 00:10:14,872
YOU GOT IT, BROTHER.

222
00:10:19,911 --> 00:10:22,145
OOF!
OOF!

223
00:10:23,815 --> 00:10:25,782
TO THE REAL WORLD, DUDE.

224
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I GUESS.

225
00:10:27,085 --> 00:10:29,419
A PRETTY LAME PLACE.

226
00:10:29,454 --> 00:10:31,755
A LOT SIMPLER THERE.

227
00:10:31,789 --> 00:10:34,024
YOU WANT SIMPLE?
TAKE A BREAK FROM DATING, MAN.

228
00:10:35,627 --> 00:10:37,594
WHAT'S BEST FOR MORDECAI.

229
00:10:37,629 --> 00:10:39,062
YEAH. YOU'RE RIGHT.

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00:10:39,097 --> 00:10:40,530
WELL, WELL.

231
00:10:40,565 --> 00:10:43,967
TO FINALLY SHOW UP.

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GO TAKE A SHOWER,
BURN THAT BATHROBE,

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00:10:46,938 --> 00:10:49,806
AND GET BACK TO WORK,
OR YOU'RE FIRED!

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00:10:49,841 --> 00:10:51,375
OH.
HEY, SAD SAX.

235
00:10:51,442 --> 00:10:52,509
WHAT'S UP, BENSON?

236
00:10:54,445 --> 00:10:55,846
EILEEN? IT'S ME.

237
00:10:55,880 --> 00:10:57,981
AM I STILL DUMPED?

238
00:10:58,016 --> 00:11:00,417
AAH! ETHIOPIAN FOOD?

239
00:11:00,451 --> 00:11:01,885
IT WASN'T FOR REALS!