OKAY, WHOEVER MAKES THIS JUMP GETS TO CHOOSE LUNCH.
YOU'RE ON!
OHHHHH!
WE'RE GOING TO WING KINGDOM!
RIGBY, DID YOU CLEAN OUT THE GUTTERS YET?
NO WAY. THAT'S A TWO-MAN JOB.
WHERE'S MORDECAI?
I DON'T KNOW. I HAVEN'T SEEN HIM.
COME TO THINK OF IT, I HAVEN'T SEEN HIM
SINCE C.J. DUMPED HIM AT MUSCLE MAN'S WEDDING.
YEAH, NO ONE HAS.
HE HASN'T COME TO WORK FOR TWO WEEKS NOW.
I'VE TRIED CALLING, BUT HE WON'T PICK UP.
WHAT? NO, HERE. I'LL CALL HIM.
HUH.
THAT'S NOT LIKE MORDECAI.
I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!
YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE YOUR BEST FRIEND IS?
HEY, I'VE BEEN BUSY.
LOOK, I'M JUST AS CONCERNED ABOUT
AS ANY PARK MANAGER,
BUT I'VE GOT A BUSINESS TO RUN HERE.
IF YOU DON'T FIND
BY TOMORROW,
THEN I'M GONNA HAVE TO FIRE HIM.
WHAT? WAIT! I CAN FIND HIM!
WELL, FOR YOUR SAKE, I HOPE SO.
OTHERWISE, YOU'LL BE CLEANING THE GUTTERS SOLO FROM NOW ON.
COME ON, MORDECAI. GIVE ME A CLUE HERE.
HELLO?
HEY. I CHECKED WITH MARGARET.
SHE HASN'T SEEN OR HEARD FROM MORDECAI.
YEAH, HIS PARENTS DON'T KNOW WHERE HE IS, EITHER.
AND I DON'T THINK HE'D BE HANGING WITH C.J. ANY TIME SOON.
WELL, GUESS I'LL START PUTTING UP THESE FLIERS AROUND TOWN.
HOPEFULLY, 100 SHOULD BE ENOUGH.
WELL, I'LL KEEP RIFFLING THROUGH
THAT HE DOESN'T LIKE ME TOUCHING.
SEE YA.
HUH?
"DEAR, MORDECAI,
AND COME HAVE SODAS..."
Sad Sax: "... WITH OTHER SINGLE BROS!
THERE'S A PLACE
AND AN ALL YOU CAN EAT BUFFET.
IN DUMPTOWN U.S.A.!
SIGNED, SAD SAX."
AAH! SAD SAX GUY? I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN!
AND DUMPTOWN U.S.A.? THAT SOUNDS SO LAME!
I BET NOBODY'S EVEN BEEN TO THIS PLACE.
I HAVE.
WHO HAVE RECENTLY BEEN DUMPED,
THEIR NEWFOUND SINGLEHOOD.
WOW. THAT'S DEPRESSING.
OH, NO! DUMPTOWN IS GREAT!
THROUGHOUT MY LIFE, WHENEVER I GOT DUMPED,
ALL MY EX-GIRLFRIENDS.
ASHLEY WHO?
MONICA WHO?
PATRICIA WHO?
LISA WHO?
WHOO-HOO!
AUDREY WHO?
YEP. GOOD TIMES.
DON'T EVER LEAVE.
AND I DON'T BLAME THEM.
OKAY, WELL, HOW DO I GET THERE?
IS TO GET DUMPED.
SO... LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT.
YOU... WANT ME TO DUMP YOU?
YES.
AS IN BREAK UP WITH ME? YES.
SO YOU CAN BE
DOESN'T LOSE HIS JOB?
YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. NO!
AW, COME ON! IT'S NOT FOR REALS!
FINE.
RIGBY, IT'S NOT YOU — IT'S ME.
WE SHOULD SEE OTHER PEOPLE.
NOTHING'S HAPPENING.
WELL, PUT SOME MORE FEELING INTO IT.
IT'S NOT CALLED GENTLE LETDOWN U.S.A.
I GOT TO GET DUMPED.
WELL, I GUESS YOU ARE PRETTY IMMATURE.
GO ON.
YOU DON'T FLOSS OR BRUSH YOUR TEETH AT ALL.
KEEP GOING.
YOU'RE IRRESPONSIBLE, LAZY,
ANYTHING NEW!
NOW WE'RE TALKING!
I'VE BEEN WANTING TO TRY
FOR WEEKS NOW, AND YOU WON'T —
WHOA! OKAY. I THINK THAT'S GOOD.
YOU KNOW WHAT? IT'S OVER! GET OUT!
CONSIDER YOURSELF DUMPED, LOSER!
DON'T CALL ME!
FOR REALS?
PFFT. CHICKS, MAN.
HAVE YOU BEEN UP THERE?
BROTHER, I SAW THE WHOLE THING.
IT WASN'T FOR REALS!
THAT'S WHAT THEY ALL SAY.
LUCKILY, I HAVE
TO MAKE THE SAD TIMES GO AWAY.
SO, AM I SUPPOSED TO TAKE A CAB OR...
HUH?
OOOOOAAAAAAAAH!
DUMPTOWN U.S.A.
YOU'RE GONNA LOVE IT HERE, MAN.
I'M NOT HERE FOR ME!
I'M HERE TO FIND MY FRIEND MORDECAI!
MORDECAI?
OH, YEAH! I BROUGHT HIM HERE LIKE TWO WEEKS AGO.
WHERE I CAN FIND HIM?
WELL, HE'S PROBABLY ON A FOOD RUN.
THE NEW GUY ALWAYS GETS THE FOOD.
TRY DUMPTOWN DELI.
ALL RIGHT, MAN, THIS IS YOU.
WHAT? YOU'RE NOT COMING WITH ME?
DUMPEES ONLY, BROTHER.
I'LL CHILL AROUND HERE UNTIL YOU GET BACK.
UGH! I HATE THAT SONG!
UGH! EVERYBODY'S ALL GROSS AND WEARING BATHROBES IN PUBLIC.
EXCUSE ME, SIR,
AIEEEEEE!
RIGBY! YOU MADE IT!
GOT DUMPED TOO, HUH?
I KNEW EILEEN COULDN'T TAKE IT MUCH LONGER.
UGH. WHAT? NO!
WASN'T FOR REALS.
THAT'S WHAT THEY ALL SAY.
IT'S TRUE! I JUST CAME HERE SO YOU DON'T GET FIRED!
WORK? PFFT!
LOOK AROUND YOU, MAN.
IS A PARADISE.
ALSO, NOW THAT YOU'RE THE NEW GUY,
I DON'T HAVE TO PICK UP FOOD ANYMORE!
MAYBE I'M NOT MAKING MYSELF CLEAR HERE.
IF YOU DON'T GET BACK TO WORK BY TOMORROW,
BENSON'S GONNA FIRE YOU!
ORDER UP!
COME ON, DUDE. WE GOT PLENTY OF TIME TO GET BACK.
FIRST, YOU GOT TO COME CHECK OUT THE BEACH HOUSE.
WHASSUP, ROOMIES?
SOME FRENCH DI-I-I-I-PS!
DUDE, THIS IS NO WAY TO LIVE.
IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO LIVE.
EH? EH?
NYAH!
AW, DUDE. THAT WAS MY BRUNCH.
NOBODY EATS BRUNCH AT HOME! ONLY LOSERS DO!
COME ON, MAN. DON'T BE LIKE THAT.
HEY, I KNOW WHAT YOU NEED — A GRAND TOUR OF DUMPTOWN.
COME ON. THERE'S PLENTY OF FUN THINGS TO DO.
AREN'T YOU GONNA CLEAN THAT UP?
NAH. JEFFREY'S GOT IT.
NOW CHOP-CHOP. DUMPTOWN AWAITS.
BAND PRACTICE!
HERE, DUDE! GIVE IT A WHIRL!
NO! I'VE HAD IT WITH THIS PLACE!
COME ON, MORDECAI. WE'RE GOING BACK TO THE PARK RIGHT NOW.
YEAH, YEAH. I'LL GO, I'LL GO.
ALL RIGHT, GUYS, ONE MORE TIME!
NYAH!
YOU'RE BEING RIDICULOUS!
BECAUSE C.J. DUMPED YOU?
C.J. WHO?
YOU'VE CHANGED, MAN.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO I'M TALKING TO ANYMORE.
NAH, MAN, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. THIS PLACE IS GOOD FOR ME.
IT'S GIVEN ME A CHANCE TO RETHINK MY LIFE, YOU KNOW?
LOOK, I KNOW THINGS HAVE BEEN HARD FOR YOU,
BUT C.J. IS JUST ONE GIRL, MAN.
THERE'S SO MANY MORE OUT THERE.
BUT YOU'RE NOT
IF YOU'RE TRAPPED IN THIS PLACE FOREVER.
LOOK, I DON'T SEE WHAT THE BIG DEAL IS.
I'VE ONLY BEEN HERE A COUPLE DAYS.
A COUPLE OF DAYS?
DUDE, YOU'VE BEEN HERE FOR TWO WEEKS!
WAIT, WHAT? NO WAY!
THAT CAN'T BE RIGHT. I JUST GOT HERE.
RIGHT, GUYS?
YEAH, MAN, YOU JUST GOT HERE.
1994.
SEPTEMBER OR...
STACY WHO?
SEE, DUDE?
BECAUSE THERE'S NO CONCEPT OF TIME HERE.
YOU'RE WASTING YOUR LIFE AWAY.
LOOK AT YOURSELF!
YOU'RE RIGHT, DUDE.
I DON'T WANT TO WIND UP HERE FOREVER.
LET'S GO!
HUP!
HEY!
RICKY TOOK OFF!
LET'S GET 'EM!
YOU CAN'T LEAVE DUMPTOWN!
YEAH! WHO'S GONNA PICK UP THE FOOD FOR US?
HOW DO WE GET OUT OF HERE?
THE DRAWBRIDGE!
WE'RE NOT GONNA MAKE IT!
LOOK!
HEY, YOU NEED TO SIGN
AH, WHATEVER.
DUDE! CAN'T THIS THING GO ANY FASTER?
I'M TRYING! I'M TRYING!
THERE THEY GO!
SAD SAX!
WE'RE NOT GONNA MAKE IT!
HMM! HMM!
THESE LOSERS.
HOLD ON!
AAAAAAAAH! AAAAAAAAH!
AAAAAH!
WOW. I DON'T THINK I'VE SEEN ANYONE LEAVE DUMPTOWN LIKE THAT.
OR NEVER COME BACK AT ALL.
WELL, I'M READY TO GO HOME.
YOU GOT IT, BROTHER.
OOF! OOF!
TO THE REAL WORLD, DUDE.
I GUESS.
A PRETTY LAME PLACE.
A LOT SIMPLER THERE.
YOU WANT SIMPLE? TAKE A BREAK FROM DATING, MAN.
WHAT'S BEST FOR MORDECAI.
YEAH. YOU'RE RIGHT.
WELL, WELL.
TO FINALLY SHOW UP.
GO TAKE A SHOWER, BURN THAT BATHROBE,
AND GET BACK TO WORK, OR YOU'RE FIRED!
OH. HEY, SAD SAX.
WHAT'S UP, BENSON?
EILEEN? IT'S ME.
AM I STILL DUMPED?
AAH! ETHIOPIAN FOOD?
IT WASN'T FOR REALS!