YES, YES!
THANK YOU.
PARKIE AWARDS.
NOW, WE HAVE
TO HAND OUT TONIGHT.
SO LET'S JUMP RIGHT INTO THE FUN, HUH?
IS FOR BEST RANKING.
GOES TO...
WELL-BEHAVED CHILDREN IS...
OKAY, HALFWAY DONE, FOLKS. AND FOR MOST UNIFORM LAWN...
BEST BIRTHDAY SPOTS...
FOR HEALTHIEST TREES.
LET'S GIVE IT UP
FOR MOST FERTILE LAND!
HOW DO THEY DO IT?
WE'VE BEEN HERE FOR FOUR HOURS!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
YOU'RE ACTING LIKE CHILDREN!
I'M UP FOR PARK MANAGER OF THE YEAR.
THE BIG LEAGUES.
SWEEPS THE AWARDS,
THAT I HAVE A CHANCE THIS YEAR.
I MEAN, AFTER THAT EMBARRASSING
EAST PINES HAD?
IT'S IN THE BAG.
WELL, THIS SEEMS LIKE
THE FALLEN.
OUR PARK-MANAGER BRETHREN,
BUT WILL STILL BE MISSED,
OF EXCELLENCE.
AND NOW A MOMENT OF SILENCE.
I'D LIKE TO THANK WING KINGDOM FOR SPONSORING THIS EVENT!
BEFORE YOU GET YOUR ANGEL WINGS, COME BY AND GET SOME SPICY ONES.
WE'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR...
OF THE YEAR AWARD!
THE NOMINEES ARE...
KIMMY GEHBERT FROM MICRO PARK.
FROM ALLEY WAY PARK.
GENE FROM EAST PINES PARK.
AND BENSON FROM PARK.
WHAT? THAT'S NOT THE PICTURE I TOLD YOU TO SEND!
BUT DON'T YOU WANT THEM TO KNOW THE REAL YOU, BENSON?
YEAH, IT'S HONEST.
GOES TO...
SHH — THIS IS IT!
BEN...
JAMIN SMITH! HE'S ANOTHER GUY WHO DIED.
THAT'S FOOD FOR THOUGHT.
ANYWAY, GET UP HERE, GENE! YOU WON!
THIS IS GENE'S NINTH NOMINATION AND NINTH WIN IN THIS CATEGORY.
IT'S HIS 18th WIN TONIGHT.
HEY, I NEEDED ANOTHER BACK SCRATCHER, AM I RIGHT?
I'M RUNNIN' OUT OF ROOM FOR THESE THINGS!
WELL, THANKS, I GUESS.
HERE'S TO ANOTHER 18 WINS!
WON TONIGHT, HUH, FOLKS?
TO WING KINGDOM,
AND WE'LL SEE YOU NEXT YEAR AT THE ANNUAL PARKIE AWARDS!
OKAY, SO I DIDN'T WIN.
IT'S AN HONOR TO EVEN BE NOMINATED.
18 IN A ROW! ALL THE DRESSES.
OF MY PEERS.
WITH PEERS LIKE THESE, WHO NEEDS FRIENDS?
HEY, UH...
WHY DON'T YOU GO GET SOME FRESH AIR?
I'M GONNA GET SOME FRESH AIR!
JOKERS WOULDN'T KNOW A GOOD PARK FROM A HOLE IN THE PARK.
PRETTY HARD.
YIKES. I'M EMBARRASSED FOR HIM.
MAN, BENSON'S 10 TIMES THE PARK MANAGER GENE IS.
LOOK, HE DOESN'T EVEN CARE THAT HE WON.
HAH!
THESE DAYS.
NOMINATE ME FOR THAT!
HOT WINGS, SIR?
DEFINITELY!
THERE'S JUST NO JUSTICE IN THE WORLD.
LET'S GRAB BENSON AND GET OUT OF HERE.
HEY, BENSON, HOW ABOUT WE HAVE A GUYS' NIGHT OUT?
HOW'S THAT SOUND?
YEAH, WE COULD DO IT UP!
WE'D JUST NEED SOME WINGS,
SOME SLO-MO EXPLOSIONS, A SWEET RIDE.
THAT STUFF'S FOR WINNERS — WINNERS LIKE GENE.
HE'S PROBABLY OUT HAVING THE TIME OF HIS LIFE.
WE'LL SEE
THIS IS MISSING!
WHAT THE? HUH? OH, MY!
RIGBY, WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?
WINNER THAN WITH A REAL AWARD?
BESIDES, HE DIDN'T EVEN MISS IT.
IT'S THE PRINCIPLE OF THE THING!
WHAT, IS IT BECAUSE IT DOESN'T HAVE YOUR NAME ON IT?
HERE, I'LL FIX IT!
NO! WE HAVE TO CALL GENE NOW!
WE'LL TELL HIM
AND IT'S ALL A MISUNDERSTANDING.
GENE, IT'S BENSON.
CALL ME BACK. IT'S IMPORTANT.
I GOT THE MACHINE.
WELL...
WHILE WE'RE WAITING TO HEAR BACK,
A LITTLE FUN!
OOH! OOH! OOH! OOH!
MAN, GUYS, WHAT A NIGHT!
I REALLY JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY.
WELL, I KNOW WHAT I WOULD'VE SAID IF I'D WON.
IT WAS A SHOW-STOPPER SPEECH.
I'D WRITTEN ABOUT THIS GUY.
AND YOU WERE IN IT,
ARE IN IT.
WHO-O-A! WHO-O-A!
WELL, NOT IN THE ORIGINAL,
HOW MUCH FUN WE JUST HAD.
TOO BAD I'LL NEVER GET TO SAY IT.
MAYBE IT'S NOT TOO LATE, BRO.
LIKE THIS, MAN.
EH, NO PROBLEM.
THE SET'S GETTING TRASHED TOMORROW ANYWAY.
SPEECH, SPEECH, SPEECH, SPEECH!
WOW!
I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M FINALLY UP HERE.
SORRY, SORRY. I'LL START.
FIVES?
IT'S NOT ME! I JUST TURNED ON THE LIGHTS!
HUH? WHAT THE?
HEY, WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING, MATE?
I'M GIVING MY SPEECH?
I'M JUST TRYING TO HAVE MY MOMENT.
YOU'VE GOT PLENTY OF MOMENTS!
YEAH! ISN'T IT ENOUGH THAT YOU'RE STILL ALIVE?
GOT TO GIVE A SPEECH!
I NEVER GOT TO GIVE A SPEECH, EITHER!
JARED, THE ADULTS ARE TALKING HERE.
HEY, I DIED THE SAME AS EVERYONE ELSE!
TO CHEW YOUR FOOD!
WELL, VICTORIA JUST FELL OFF A LOG!
WELL, AT LEAST I DIDN'T GET KILLED BY DIRT,
OVER HERE! HUH?
THAT MIKE!
HEY!
OOF!
THAT'S IT!
FROM YOUR ELDERS!
HUH? OOF!
CHILD COMING THROUGH!
MY CHOCOLATE!
HEY!
LOOK AT YOURSELVES! WHAT ARE WE DOING?
TO BE APPRECIATED.
SO WHY ARE WE FIGHTING?
WE'VE ALL GIVEN SPEECHES
IN THE SHOWER, IN THE CAR,
SO LET'S GIVE THEM TO EACH OTHER, RIGHT HERE,
TOGETHER.
UH, OH, WOW, GEEZ!
THIS THING'S HEAVY.
I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING PREPARED.
AND YOU CAN SHOVE IT! AND YOU CAN SHOVE IT!
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT, COACH GUNDERSON!
AND YOU CAN SHOVE IT! OH, AND YOU CAN —
AND I SAID, "MOM, YOU MAY NOT BELIEVE IN ME,
BUT BELIEVE IN MY PARK!"
WERE IN THE OUTBACK,
DOWN BY THE OPERA HOUSE,
COMES FLYING OUT OF NOWHERE!
WELL, I GOT THAT CROC
IN THE STOMACH!
THAT'S THE END OF MY STORY.
THANK YOU! BOOMERANG!
LAST, BUT NOT LEAST, BENSON!
BENSON, BENSON, BENSON, BENSON!
THANK YOU, THANK YOU!
IT'S A GREAT HONOR
UH, UH...
THE THIRD TIME'S A CHARM!
I SAY IT'S THE SEVENTH!
UH, I'D LIKE TO THANK POPS, SKIPS, MORDECAI,
MUSCLE MAN, HI FIVE GHOST!
HUH?
WHO'S DOING THAT? CUT IT OUT!
AND ENTERING GOES TO BENSON!
TOO BAD THERE'S NO TROPHY FOR IT.
GOT YOUR MESSAGE!
THOUGHT I'D FIND YOU HERE.
OH, RIGHT.
TO YOU.
SORRY TO WORRY YOU.
SORRY.
I DIDN'T REALIZE IT WAS MISSING.
AIN'T LIFE FUNNY? ANYWAY, THANKS!
OH, AND I HOPE YOU DIDN'T TAKE YOUR PICTURE WITH IT.
'CAUSE THEY SAY YOU'LL NEVER WIN AN AWARD IF YOU DO.
WHAT?
THAT'S PROBABLY JUST AN OLD PARKIES URBAN LEGEND.
I WOULDN'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
WHOA, THERE.
SEE YOU AT THE NEXT LODGE MEETING!
LET'S JUST GO HOME.
GOES TO... BENSON!
FROM PARK.
AND CLAIM YOUR PRIZE!
SPEECH, SPEECH, SPEECH, SPEECH, SPEECH!
HERE YOU GO, BENSON.
YOU DESERVE IT.
THE BEST AWARD I COULD WIN.
I'D LIKE TO THANK ALL OF YOU GUYS.
THE BEST STAFF I'VE WORKED WITH,
I COULD ASK FOR.
BECAUSE OF YOU, EVERY DAY I COME INTO WORK,
A TRUE WINNER.
THANK YOU.