1 00:00:13,215 --> 00:00:14,415 YES, YES! 2 00:00:14,450 --> 00:00:15,683 THANK YOU. 3 00:00:15,718 --> 00:00:17,251 PARKIE AWARDS. 4 00:00:18,520 --> 00:00:19,988 NOW, WE HAVE 5 00:00:21,256 --> 00:00:23,024 TO HAND OUT TONIGHT. 6 00:00:24,560 --> 00:00:27,195 SO LET'S JUMP RIGHT INTO THE FUN, HUH? 7 00:00:27,229 --> 00:00:29,430 IS FOR BEST RANKING. 8 00:00:29,465 --> 00:00:32,033 GOES TO... 9 00:00:32,101 --> 00:00:35,103 WELL-BEHAVED CHILDREN IS... 10 00:00:35,137 --> 00:00:38,406 OKAY, HALFWAY DONE, FOLKS. AND FOR MOST UNIFORM LAWN... 11 00:00:38,474 --> 00:00:39,974 BEST BIRTHDAY SPOTS... 12 00:00:40,009 --> 00:00:42,043 FOR HEALTHIEST TREES. 13 00:00:43,312 --> 00:00:45,279 LET'S GIVE IT UP 14 00:00:45,314 --> 00:00:47,448 FOR MOST FERTILE LAND! 15 00:00:47,483 --> 00:00:49,283 HOW DO THEY DO IT? 16 00:00:52,087 --> 00:00:53,988 WE'VE BEEN HERE FOR FOUR HOURS! 17 00:00:54,023 --> 00:00:55,289 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 18 00:00:55,324 --> 00:00:57,425 YOU'RE ACTING LIKE CHILDREN! 19 00:00:57,459 --> 00:00:59,360 I'M UP FOR PARK MANAGER OF THE YEAR. 20 00:00:59,428 --> 00:01:00,728 THE BIG LEAGUES. 21 00:01:00,763 --> 00:01:02,630 SWEEPS THE AWARDS, 22 00:01:02,664 --> 00:01:05,666 THAT I HAVE A CHANCE THIS YEAR. 23 00:01:05,701 --> 00:01:08,970 I MEAN, AFTER THAT EMBARRASSING 24 00:01:09,004 --> 00:01:10,238 EAST PINES HAD? 25 00:01:10,272 --> 00:01:12,740 IT'S IN THE BAG. 26 00:01:12,775 --> 00:01:15,376 WELL, THIS SEEMS LIKE 27 00:01:15,411 --> 00:01:17,211 THE FALLEN. 28 00:01:17,246 --> 00:01:18,780 OUR PARK-MANAGER BRETHREN, 29 00:01:18,814 --> 00:01:21,983 BUT WILL STILL BE MISSED, 30 00:01:22,051 --> 00:01:25,219 OF EXCELLENCE. 31 00:01:36,165 --> 00:01:39,267 AND NOW A MOMENT OF SILENCE. 32 00:01:39,301 --> 00:01:42,336 I'D LIKE TO THANK WING KINGDOM FOR SPONSORING THIS EVENT! 33 00:01:42,371 --> 00:01:45,673 BEFORE YOU GET YOUR ANGEL WINGS, COME BY AND GET SOME SPICY ONES. 34 00:01:47,309 --> 00:01:49,644 WE'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR... 35 00:01:49,678 --> 00:01:52,213 OF THE YEAR AWARD! 36 00:01:52,281 --> 00:01:53,614 THE NOMINEES ARE... 37 00:01:53,649 --> 00:01:56,317 KIMMY GEHBERT FROM MICRO PARK. 38 00:01:56,351 --> 00:02:00,021 FROM ALLEY WAY PARK. 39 00:02:00,055 --> 00:02:02,323 GENE FROM EAST PINES PARK. 40 00:02:02,357 --> 00:02:05,259 AND BENSON FROM PARK. 41 00:02:05,294 --> 00:02:07,795 WHAT? THAT'S NOT THE PICTURE I TOLD YOU TO SEND! 42 00:02:07,830 --> 00:02:09,497 BUT DON'T YOU WANT THEM TO KNOW THE REAL YOU, BENSON? 43 00:02:09,531 --> 00:02:10,731 YEAH, IT'S HONEST. 44 00:02:10,766 --> 00:02:12,433 GOES TO... 45 00:02:12,468 --> 00:02:13,668 SHH — THIS IS IT! 46 00:02:13,702 --> 00:02:16,037 BEN... 47 00:02:16,071 --> 00:02:18,406 JAMIN SMITH! HE'S ANOTHER GUY WHO DIED. 48 00:02:18,440 --> 00:02:19,674 THAT'S FOOD FOR THOUGHT. 49 00:02:19,708 --> 00:02:21,709 ANYWAY, GET UP HERE, GENE! YOU WON! 50 00:02:21,743 --> 00:02:26,647 THIS IS GENE'S NINTH NOMINATION AND NINTH WIN IN THIS CATEGORY. 51 00:02:26,682 --> 00:02:28,816 IT'S HIS 18th WIN TONIGHT. 52 00:02:28,851 --> 00:02:32,753 HEY, I NEEDED ANOTHER BACK SCRATCHER, AM I RIGHT? 53 00:02:34,456 --> 00:02:37,125 I'M RUNNIN' OUT OF ROOM FOR THESE THINGS! 54 00:02:37,159 --> 00:02:38,659 WELL, THANKS, I GUESS. 55 00:02:38,694 --> 00:02:40,495 HERE'S TO ANOTHER 18 WINS! 56 00:02:42,264 --> 00:02:44,665 WON TONIGHT, HUH, FOLKS? 57 00:02:44,700 --> 00:02:46,734 TO WING KINGDOM, 58 00:02:46,802 --> 00:02:50,571 AND WE'LL SEE YOU NEXT YEAR AT THE ANNUAL PARKIE AWARDS! 59 00:02:51,640 --> 00:02:53,241 OKAY, SO I DIDN'T WIN. 60 00:02:53,275 --> 00:02:55,409 IT'S AN HONOR TO EVEN BE NOMINATED. 61 00:03:00,149 --> 00:03:02,316 18 IN A ROW! ALL THE DRESSES. 62 00:03:02,351 --> 00:03:04,685 OF MY PEERS. 63 00:03:04,720 --> 00:03:07,855 WITH PEERS LIKE THESE, WHO NEEDS FRIENDS? 64 00:03:07,923 --> 00:03:09,257 HEY, UH... 65 00:03:09,291 --> 00:03:11,792 WHY DON'T YOU GO GET SOME FRESH AIR? 66 00:03:11,827 --> 00:03:13,661 I'M GONNA GET SOME FRESH AIR! 67 00:03:13,695 --> 00:03:17,231 JOKERS WOULDN'T KNOW A GOOD PARK FROM A HOLE IN THE PARK. 68 00:03:17,266 --> 00:03:18,900 PRETTY HARD. 69 00:03:18,934 --> 00:03:21,302 YIKES. I'M EMBARRASSED FOR HIM. 70 00:03:21,336 --> 00:03:24,405 MAN, BENSON'S 10 TIMES THE PARK MANAGER GENE IS. 71 00:03:24,439 --> 00:03:27,141 LOOK, HE DOESN'T EVEN CARE THAT HE WON. 72 00:03:27,176 --> 00:03:28,442 HAH! 73 00:03:28,477 --> 00:03:30,378 THESE DAYS. 74 00:03:30,412 --> 00:03:33,281 NOMINATE ME FOR THAT! 75 00:03:33,315 --> 00:03:35,316 HOT WINGS, SIR? 76 00:03:35,350 --> 00:03:37,151 DEFINITELY! 77 00:03:37,186 --> 00:03:39,754 THERE'S JUST NO JUSTICE IN THE WORLD. 78 00:03:39,821 --> 00:03:42,657 LET'S GRAB BENSON AND GET OUT OF HERE. 79 00:03:46,662 --> 00:03:50,298 HEY, BENSON, HOW ABOUT WE HAVE A GUYS' NIGHT OUT? 80 00:03:50,332 --> 00:03:51,566 HOW'S THAT SOUND? 81 00:03:51,600 --> 00:03:53,167 YEAH, WE COULD DO IT UP! 82 00:03:53,202 --> 00:03:54,669 WE'D JUST NEED SOME WINGS, 83 00:03:54,703 --> 00:03:57,538 SOME SLO-MO EXPLOSIONS, A SWEET RIDE. 84 00:03:57,573 --> 00:04:00,641 THAT STUFF'S FOR WINNERS — WINNERS LIKE GENE. 85 00:04:00,676 --> 00:04:03,744 HE'S PROBABLY OUT HAVING THE TIME OF HIS LIFE. 86 00:04:03,779 --> 00:04:05,279 WE'LL SEE 87 00:04:05,347 --> 00:04:07,715 THIS IS MISSING! 88 00:04:07,749 --> 00:04:09,283 WHAT THE? HUH? OH, MY! 89 00:04:09,351 --> 00:04:11,252 RIGBY, WHAT ARE YOU THINKING? 90 00:04:11,286 --> 00:04:13,487 WINNER THAN WITH A REAL AWARD? 91 00:04:13,555 --> 00:04:14,822 BESIDES, HE DIDN'T EVEN MISS IT. 92 00:04:14,856 --> 00:04:16,657 IT'S THE PRINCIPLE OF THE THING! 93 00:04:16,692 --> 00:04:18,359 WHAT, IS IT BECAUSE IT DOESN'T HAVE YOUR NAME ON IT? 94 00:04:18,393 --> 00:04:19,594 HERE, I'LL FIX IT! 95 00:04:19,628 --> 00:04:20,928 NO! WE HAVE TO CALL GENE NOW! 96 00:04:20,963 --> 00:04:22,697 WE'LL TELL HIM 97 00:04:22,731 --> 00:04:24,732 AND IT'S ALL A MISUNDERSTANDING. 98 00:04:26,401 --> 00:04:28,436 GENE, IT'S BENSON. 99 00:04:28,503 --> 00:04:31,405 CALL ME BACK. IT'S IMPORTANT. 100 00:04:31,440 --> 00:04:33,174 I GOT THE MACHINE. 101 00:04:33,242 --> 00:04:34,575 WELL... 102 00:04:34,610 --> 00:04:36,510 WHILE WE'RE WAITING TO HEAR BACK, 103 00:04:36,545 --> 00:04:38,212 A LITTLE FUN! 104 00:04:38,247 --> 00:04:41,182 OOH! OOH! OOH! OOH! 105 00:05:20,722 --> 00:05:22,690 MAN, GUYS, WHAT A NIGHT! 106 00:05:22,724 --> 00:05:25,593 I REALLY JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY. 107 00:05:25,627 --> 00:05:28,829 WELL, I KNOW WHAT I WOULD'VE SAID IF I'D WON. 108 00:05:28,864 --> 00:05:30,731 IT WAS A SHOW-STOPPER SPEECH. 109 00:05:33,302 --> 00:05:34,902 I'D WRITTEN ABOUT THIS GUY. 110 00:05:34,936 --> 00:05:37,471 AND YOU WERE IN IT, 111 00:05:37,506 --> 00:05:39,407 ARE IN IT. 112 00:05:39,441 --> 00:05:40,975 WHO-O-A! WHO-O-A! 113 00:05:41,043 --> 00:05:43,044 WELL, NOT IN THE ORIGINAL, 114 00:05:43,078 --> 00:05:46,580 HOW MUCH FUN WE JUST HAD. 115 00:05:49,017 --> 00:05:50,584 TOO BAD I'LL NEVER GET TO SAY IT. 116 00:05:50,619 --> 00:05:52,920 MAYBE IT'S NOT TOO LATE, BRO. 117 00:05:52,954 --> 00:05:56,390 LIKE THIS, MAN. 118 00:05:56,425 --> 00:05:57,725 EH, NO PROBLEM. 119 00:05:57,759 --> 00:06:00,061 THE SET'S GETTING TRASHED TOMORROW ANYWAY. 120 00:06:06,802 --> 00:06:09,737 SPEECH, SPEECH, SPEECH, SPEECH! 121 00:06:09,771 --> 00:06:11,038 WOW! 122 00:06:11,073 --> 00:06:13,908 I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M FINALLY UP HERE. 123 00:06:13,942 --> 00:06:15,976 SORRY, SORRY. I'LL START. 124 00:06:17,546 --> 00:06:19,380 FIVES? 125 00:06:19,414 --> 00:06:21,615 IT'S NOT ME! I JUST TURNED ON THE LIGHTS! 126 00:06:28,724 --> 00:06:30,524 HUH? WHAT THE? 127 00:06:39,668 --> 00:06:41,469 HEY, WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING, MATE? 128 00:06:41,503 --> 00:06:42,770 I'M GIVING MY SPEECH? 129 00:06:42,838 --> 00:06:45,039 I'M JUST TRYING TO HAVE MY MOMENT. 130 00:06:45,073 --> 00:06:46,707 YOU'VE GOT PLENTY OF MOMENTS! 131 00:06:46,742 --> 00:06:49,643 YEAH! ISN'T IT ENOUGH THAT YOU'RE STILL ALIVE? 132 00:06:49,678 --> 00:06:51,645 GOT TO GIVE A SPEECH! 133 00:06:51,680 --> 00:06:53,981 I NEVER GOT TO GIVE A SPEECH, EITHER! 134 00:06:54,015 --> 00:06:56,083 JARED, THE ADULTS ARE TALKING HERE. 135 00:06:56,151 --> 00:06:58,586 HEY, I DIED THE SAME AS EVERYONE ELSE! 136 00:06:58,620 --> 00:07:00,688 TO CHEW YOUR FOOD! 137 00:07:00,722 --> 00:07:03,124 WELL, VICTORIA JUST FELL OFF A LOG! 138 00:07:03,158 --> 00:07:06,060 WELL, AT LEAST I DIDN'T GET KILLED BY DIRT, 139 00:07:06,094 --> 00:07:08,729 OVER HERE! HUH? 140 00:07:08,764 --> 00:07:10,564 THAT MIKE! 141 00:07:10,599 --> 00:07:11,932 HEY! 142 00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:13,734 OOF! 143 00:07:13,769 --> 00:07:16,470 THAT'S IT! 144 00:07:19,374 --> 00:07:21,909 FROM YOUR ELDERS! 145 00:07:25,046 --> 00:07:26,447 HUH? OOF! 146 00:07:26,481 --> 00:07:28,048 CHILD COMING THROUGH! 147 00:07:29,084 --> 00:07:31,685 MY CHOCOLATE! 148 00:07:34,890 --> 00:07:36,624 HEY! 149 00:07:38,527 --> 00:07:41,562 LOOK AT YOURSELVES! WHAT ARE WE DOING? 150 00:07:43,932 --> 00:07:45,933 TO BE APPRECIATED. 151 00:07:45,967 --> 00:07:47,735 SO WHY ARE WE FIGHTING? 152 00:07:47,769 --> 00:07:50,371 WE'VE ALL GIVEN SPEECHES 153 00:07:50,405 --> 00:07:52,039 IN THE SHOWER, IN THE CAR, 154 00:07:52,107 --> 00:07:55,876 SO LET'S GIVE THEM TO EACH OTHER, RIGHT HERE, 155 00:07:55,944 --> 00:07:58,512 TOGETHER. 156 00:08:00,982 --> 00:08:03,083 UH, OH, WOW, GEEZ! 157 00:08:03,118 --> 00:08:04,852 THIS THING'S HEAVY. 158 00:08:04,886 --> 00:08:08,756 I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING PREPARED. 159 00:08:08,790 --> 00:08:11,125 AND YOU CAN SHOVE IT! AND YOU CAN SHOVE IT! 160 00:08:11,159 --> 00:08:13,861 WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT, COACH GUNDERSON! 161 00:08:13,895 --> 00:08:16,197 AND YOU CAN SHOVE IT! OH, AND YOU CAN — 162 00:08:16,231 --> 00:08:20,601 AND I SAID, "MOM, YOU MAY NOT BELIEVE IN ME, 163 00:08:20,635 --> 00:08:23,504 BUT BELIEVE IN MY PARK!" 164 00:08:25,040 --> 00:08:27,174 WERE IN THE OUTBACK, 165 00:08:27,209 --> 00:08:28,843 DOWN BY THE OPERA HOUSE, 166 00:08:28,910 --> 00:08:31,145 COMES FLYING OUT OF NOWHERE! 167 00:08:31,179 --> 00:08:33,147 WELL, I GOT THAT CROC 168 00:08:33,181 --> 00:08:35,015 IN THE STOMACH! 169 00:08:36,117 --> 00:08:37,585 THAT'S THE END OF MY STORY. 170 00:08:38,954 --> 00:08:42,223 THANK YOU! BOOMERANG! 171 00:08:45,560 --> 00:08:48,062 LAST, BUT NOT LEAST, BENSON! 172 00:08:48,096 --> 00:08:52,099 BENSON, BENSON, BENSON, BENSON! 173 00:08:52,133 --> 00:08:53,968 THANK YOU, THANK YOU! 174 00:08:54,002 --> 00:08:55,736 IT'S A GREAT HONOR 175 00:08:55,770 --> 00:08:57,938 UH, UH... 176 00:08:57,973 --> 00:08:59,940 THE THIRD TIME'S A CHARM! 177 00:08:59,975 --> 00:09:02,543 I SAY IT'S THE SEVENTH! 178 00:09:02,577 --> 00:09:04,945 UH, I'D LIKE TO THANK POPS, SKIPS, MORDECAI, 179 00:09:05,013 --> 00:09:07,014 MUSCLE MAN, HI FIVE GHOST! 180 00:09:07,048 --> 00:09:08,582 HUH? 181 00:09:08,650 --> 00:09:10,117 WHO'S DOING THAT? CUT IT OUT! 182 00:09:11,786 --> 00:09:16,790 AND ENTERING GOES TO BENSON! 183 00:09:16,858 --> 00:09:20,060 TOO BAD THERE'S NO TROPHY FOR IT. 184 00:09:20,095 --> 00:09:21,495 GOT YOUR MESSAGE! 185 00:09:21,530 --> 00:09:23,497 THOUGHT I'D FIND YOU HERE. 186 00:09:23,532 --> 00:09:26,166 OH, RIGHT. 187 00:09:26,201 --> 00:09:28,002 TO YOU. 188 00:09:28,036 --> 00:09:29,570 SORRY TO WORRY YOU. 189 00:09:31,706 --> 00:09:34,174 SORRY. 190 00:09:34,209 --> 00:09:36,777 I DIDN'T REALIZE IT WAS MISSING. 191 00:09:36,811 --> 00:09:39,513 AIN'T LIFE FUNNY? ANYWAY, THANKS! 192 00:09:39,548 --> 00:09:42,816 OH, AND I HOPE YOU DIDN'T TAKE YOUR PICTURE WITH IT. 193 00:09:42,851 --> 00:09:45,953 'CAUSE THEY SAY YOU'LL NEVER WIN AN AWARD IF YOU DO. 194 00:09:46,021 --> 00:09:47,521 WHAT? 195 00:09:47,556 --> 00:09:50,624 THAT'S PROBABLY JUST AN OLD PARKIES URBAN LEGEND. 196 00:09:50,659 --> 00:09:52,493 I WOULDN'T WORRY ABOUT IT. 197 00:09:58,900 --> 00:10:00,901 WHOA, THERE. 198 00:10:00,969 --> 00:10:03,704 SEE YOU AT THE NEXT LODGE MEETING! 199 00:10:12,847 --> 00:10:16,650 LET'S JUST GO HOME. 200 00:10:21,756 --> 00:10:24,558 GOES TO... BENSON! 201 00:10:24,593 --> 00:10:25,826 FROM PARK. 202 00:10:25,860 --> 00:10:28,195 AND CLAIM YOUR PRIZE! 203 00:10:28,229 --> 00:10:31,231 SPEECH, SPEECH, SPEECH, SPEECH, SPEECH! 204 00:10:31,266 --> 00:10:33,901 HERE YOU GO, BENSON. 205 00:10:33,969 --> 00:10:36,604 YOU DESERVE IT. 206 00:10:40,842 --> 00:10:43,911 THE BEST AWARD I COULD WIN. 207 00:10:43,979 --> 00:10:46,614 I'D LIKE TO THANK ALL OF YOU GUYS. 208 00:10:46,648 --> 00:10:49,016 THE BEST STAFF I'VE WORKED WITH, 209 00:10:49,084 --> 00:10:52,052 I COULD ASK FOR. 210 00:10:52,087 --> 00:10:54,922 BECAUSE OF YOU, EVERY DAY I COME INTO WORK, 211 00:10:54,956 --> 00:10:57,024 A TRUE WINNER. 212 00:10:57,058 --> 00:10:58,258 THANK YOU.