1 00:00:11,757 --> 00:00:15,393 HERE'S YOUR COFFEE, SIR. AH. THANK YOU, MARGARET. 2 00:00:15,427 --> 00:00:17,662 HEY, MARGE, CAN YOU GET ME A LATTE WHILE YOU'RE UP? 3 00:00:17,696 --> 00:00:19,430 PLEASE AND THANKS. OF COURSE. 4 00:00:19,498 --> 00:00:22,233 NOW, I THINK YOU ALL KNOW THAT EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU 5 00:00:22,267 --> 00:00:23,868 IS AN IMPORTANT PART OF THIS TEAM. 6 00:00:23,902 --> 00:00:24,902 WHICH IS WHY THIS LAST ANNOUNCEMENT 7 00:00:24,970 --> 00:00:26,604 IS FOR EVERYBODY HERE. 8 00:00:26,638 --> 00:00:29,874 CHANNEL 6 IS LOOKING FOR A FRESH, EDGY NEWS SEGMENT, 9 00:00:29,908 --> 00:00:31,876 SOMETHING WITH "WOW" FACTOR, 10 00:00:31,910 --> 00:00:34,512 SOMETHING THAT SCREAMS WEEKLY. 11 00:00:34,546 --> 00:00:37,348 NOW, AS I SAID, THIS AUDITION IS OPEN TO EVERYONE. 12 00:00:37,382 --> 00:00:39,850 JUST, UH, GIVE US YOUR FOOTAGE IN THE NEXT THREE DAYS, 13 00:00:39,918 --> 00:00:42,687 AND THE PERSON WE CHOOSE GETS THEIR OWN WEEKLY SEGMENT! 14 00:00:42,721 --> 00:00:44,455 HERE'S YOUR LATTE. 15 00:00:44,489 --> 00:00:46,557 OH, LIFE-SAVER. 16 00:00:46,592 --> 00:00:48,359 WELL, FRANK, CHOPPER 6 HAS BEEN FUN, 17 00:00:48,393 --> 00:00:50,228 BUT IT MIGHT BE JACKIE'S TIME TO SHINE. 18 00:00:50,295 --> 00:00:52,196 I AM GUNNING FOR THAT WEEKLY NEWS SEGMENT. 19 00:00:52,231 --> 00:00:54,298 I MEAN I'M CERTAINLY DESERVING OF IT, 20 00:00:54,333 --> 00:00:56,367 SEEING HOW I HAVE NEVER MISSED A DAY OF WORK, 21 00:00:56,401 --> 00:00:58,302 NOT TO MENTION THE TRAFFIC-Y AWARD I WON. 22 00:00:58,337 --> 00:01:00,371 WELL, I THINK MARGARET WOULD HAVE A SHOT 23 00:01:00,405 --> 00:01:01,706 IF SHE TRIED OUT. WHAT? 24 00:01:01,773 --> 00:01:03,874 NO, I HAVEN'T EVEN BEEN HERE THAT LONG. 25 00:01:03,909 --> 00:01:05,676 I MEAN, IT WOULD BE AMAZING. 26 00:01:05,711 --> 00:01:07,478 BUT THERE'S NO WAY I'M READY. 27 00:01:07,512 --> 00:01:09,847 YOU THINK I WAS READY WHEN I STEPPED ON CHOPPER 6 28 00:01:09,881 --> 00:01:11,315 FOR THE FIRST TIME? 29 00:01:11,350 --> 00:01:13,884 I DIDN'T EVEN HAVE MY PILOT'S LICENSE, 30 00:01:13,919 --> 00:01:15,453 OR MY CONTACT LENSES, 31 00:01:15,487 --> 00:01:17,455 BUT I FLEW HER ANYWAY. 32 00:01:17,489 --> 00:01:20,558 DON'T STOP YOURSELF FROM PURSUING YOUR DREAMS. 33 00:01:20,592 --> 00:01:22,827 WELL, I REALLY WOULD LIKE THAT SEGMENT. 34 00:01:22,861 --> 00:01:24,629 WHAT'S THE HARM IN TRYING? 35 00:01:24,663 --> 00:01:26,597 THAT'S MY GIRL! 36 00:01:26,632 --> 00:01:30,268 BUT YOU HAVE YOUR LICENSE NOW, RIGHT? LET'S GO HOME. 37 00:01:30,302 --> 00:01:31,969 WELL, THERE COULD BE PLENTY HARM IN TRYING. 38 00:01:32,037 --> 00:01:33,804 FRANK, FRANK? 39 00:01:34,539 --> 00:01:36,507 OKAY, SO THEY'RE LOOKING FOR SOMETHING 40 00:01:36,541 --> 00:01:37,608 WITH A "WOW" FACTOR. 41 00:01:39,645 --> 00:01:41,979 YOU GUYS HAVE ANY IDEAS THAT ARE, LIKE, "WOW!"? 42 00:01:42,014 --> 00:01:44,849 MAYBE GO CEREBRAL, LIKE WITH A THINK PIECE. 43 00:01:44,883 --> 00:01:47,518 MAYBE SOMETHING LIKE, "HMM," YOU KNOW? 44 00:01:47,552 --> 00:01:49,287 'KAY. 45 00:01:49,354 --> 00:01:51,489 WHAT ELSE MAKES YOU GUYS WANT TO WATCH THE NEWS? 46 00:01:51,556 --> 00:01:53,357 THE CAR CHASES! YEAH. 47 00:01:53,392 --> 00:01:55,026 AND, THEN, WHEN THE COPS ARE ALL LIKE... 48 00:01:55,060 --> 00:01:56,594 "OUT OF THE CAR, DIRTBAG!" 49 00:01:57,829 --> 00:01:59,497 YEAH, DIRTBAGS — THAT'S IT! 50 00:01:59,564 --> 00:02:00,865 I'LL GO UNDERCOVER 51 00:02:00,899 --> 00:02:02,833 TO CATCH ALL OF THE DIRTBAGS AROUND THE CITY. 52 00:02:02,868 --> 00:02:04,835 UNDERCOVER REPORTER? 53 00:02:04,870 --> 00:02:07,338 YEAH, LIKE WITH DISGUISES AND HIDDEN CAMERAS. 54 00:02:07,406 --> 00:02:09,874 I WANT MY SEGMENT TO REALLY HELP PEOPLE, YOU KNOW? 55 00:02:09,941 --> 00:02:14,879 I'LL CALL IT "MARGARET ALWAYS MAR-GETS THE BAD GUY." 56 00:02:14,913 --> 00:02:16,380 I'M NOT LOVING THE NAME, 57 00:02:16,415 --> 00:02:18,783 BUT I LOVE SEEING THAT FIRE IN YOU, ANGEL. 58 00:02:18,817 --> 00:02:20,951 SAY, FRANK, LAST TIME I CHECKED, 59 00:02:20,986 --> 00:02:23,821 THE MORTALITY RATES FOR UNDERCOVER REPORTERS WAS, UH, PRETTY HIGH. 60 00:02:23,855 --> 00:02:26,791 YOU SURE YOU WANT TO SEND YOUR LITTLE ANGEL OUT INTO THAT MESS? 61 00:02:26,825 --> 00:02:29,894 IT MAY BE A LITTLE DANGEROUS, BUT I BELIEVE IN MARGARET. 62 00:02:29,928 --> 00:02:32,963 YOU KNOW, THE STATION HAS AN ANONYMOUS-TIP HOTLINE. 63 00:02:32,998 --> 00:02:36,033 I THINK THAT WILL GIVE YOU A LEG UP ON YOUR STORY. 64 00:02:36,068 --> 00:02:38,336 YEAH, THAT HOTLINE GAVE ME A GOOD TIP 65 00:02:38,403 --> 00:02:40,705 ON STEROID USE IN THAT CURLING CHAMPIONSHIP. 66 00:02:40,772 --> 00:02:43,607 IT GETS THE DEL SEAL OF APPROVAL. 67 00:02:44,309 --> 00:02:46,777 OH, DEL, YOU HAVE DONE IT AGAIN. 68 00:02:48,980 --> 00:02:51,582 COME ON, RING. 69 00:02:52,884 --> 00:02:53,884 "ANY TIPS YET?" 70 00:02:57,723 --> 00:02:59,924 WHOA! 71 00:02:59,958 --> 00:03:01,625 HELLO? 72 00:03:01,660 --> 00:03:03,060 I've got a lead for you. 73 00:03:03,095 --> 00:03:04,328 Meet me at the parking lot 74 00:03:04,363 --> 00:03:05,429 on the corner of Elm and Highland. 75 00:03:05,464 --> 00:03:06,497 I'LL BE THERE. 76 00:03:14,506 --> 00:03:15,806 UH, ARE YOU — 77 00:03:15,841 --> 00:03:18,008 YOU EVER HEARD OF CHEEZER'S? UH, YEAH. 78 00:03:18,043 --> 00:03:20,778 THIS IS A CORPORATE E-MAIL STRAIGHT FROM THE TOP. 79 00:03:20,846 --> 00:03:22,980 YOU EVER HEARD OF A VEGETARIAN SANDWICH 80 00:03:23,048 --> 00:03:24,582 WITH MEAT IN IT? WHAT? 81 00:03:24,616 --> 00:03:26,917 THE CHEESE HAS BEEN COMPROMISED. 82 00:03:30,622 --> 00:03:31,856 CAN I HELP WHO'S NEXT? 83 00:03:31,890 --> 00:03:33,057 OH, HELLO, 84 00:03:33,091 --> 00:03:34,458 YOU WHIPPERSNAPPER. 85 00:03:34,526 --> 00:03:36,961 I HOPE YOU TAKE SENIOR DISCOUNTS HERE, 86 00:03:36,995 --> 00:03:39,630 SEEING AS I AM ONE. OH, WE DO, MA'AM. 87 00:03:39,664 --> 00:03:42,833 I CAN'T WAIT TO EAT ONE OF THOSE VEGETARIAN SANDWICHES. 88 00:03:42,901 --> 00:03:45,736 SAY, YOU HAVEN'T STARTED PUTTING MEAT IN THOSE, 89 00:03:45,771 --> 00:03:47,772 HAVE YOU? OH, UH, NO, MA'AM. 90 00:03:47,839 --> 00:03:49,340 HAT'S FUNNY, 91 00:03:49,374 --> 00:03:51,542 'CAUSE THIS SAYS DIFFERENTLY. 92 00:03:51,576 --> 00:03:54,979 MARGARET ALWAYS MAR-GETS THE BAD GUY. 93 00:03:55,013 --> 00:03:57,915 DO YOU WANT TO ADD SOME JALAPEÑO ZINGERS 94 00:03:57,949 --> 00:04:00,351 AND MAKE IT A MEAL? WHAT? NO! 95 00:04:00,419 --> 00:04:01,752 THIS IS THE NEWS! 96 00:04:01,787 --> 00:04:04,789 I GOT YOU! YOU GOT GOT! 97 00:04:04,823 --> 00:04:06,457 HEY, LET ME SEE THIS. 98 00:04:06,491 --> 00:04:08,125 OH, YOU SHOULD CHECK YOUR SOURCES, LADY. 99 00:04:08,160 --> 00:04:09,693 THIS IS A PRETTY OLD CAMPAIGN. 100 00:04:09,728 --> 00:04:10,828 SEE? 101 00:04:10,862 --> 00:04:12,863 "CHEEZER'S USES GRADE-A MEAT... 102 00:04:12,898 --> 00:04:15,065 LESS PRODUCTS!" 103 00:04:15,100 --> 00:04:16,700 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU FELL FOR THAT! 104 00:04:16,735 --> 00:04:18,169 NEXT. 105 00:04:19,438 --> 00:04:21,539 THAT WAS SO EMBARRASSING. 106 00:04:21,573 --> 00:04:24,475 I'LL HAVE TO GO TO THAT CHEEZER'S ACROSS TOWN NOW. 107 00:04:24,509 --> 00:04:25,810 HELLO? 108 00:04:25,844 --> 00:04:27,077 It's me. YOU! 109 00:04:27,112 --> 00:04:28,612 THIS BETTER BE GOOD. 110 00:04:28,680 --> 00:04:30,881 YOUR LAST TIP WAS A BUST. CHEEZER'S WAS CLEAN. 111 00:04:30,916 --> 00:04:32,750 That's what they want you to think. 112 00:04:32,784 --> 00:04:34,151 Anyway, forget about Cheezer's. 113 00:04:34,186 --> 00:04:35,719 I've got something better. 114 00:04:35,787 --> 00:04:38,656 Tomorrow at 10:00. You know where to find me. 115 00:04:38,690 --> 00:04:40,558 HELLO? WHERE ARE YOU? 116 00:04:40,592 --> 00:04:42,626 OVER HERE. IN THIS DUMPSTER? 117 00:04:42,694 --> 00:04:44,595 NO. THE OTHER DUMPSTER. 118 00:04:44,629 --> 00:04:46,730 AH. EVER HEARD OF, UH, GAMBLING? 119 00:04:46,765 --> 00:04:48,766 YES. WELL, WORD ON THE STREET IS 120 00:04:48,800 --> 00:04:50,601 IS THAT THE LOCAL PARK MANAGER 121 00:04:50,635 --> 00:04:51,869 IS USING TAXPAYER MONEY 122 00:04:51,903 --> 00:04:54,672 TO RUN A GAMBLING RING INSIDE THE PARK. 123 00:04:54,739 --> 00:04:56,574 OKAY, NOW YOU'RE DEFINITELY WRONG. 124 00:04:56,608 --> 00:04:57,541 I KNOW THOSE GUYS, 125 00:04:57,576 --> 00:04:58,776 AND THERE'S NO WAY 126 00:04:58,810 --> 00:05:00,077 THEY'RE RUNNING A GAMBLING RING. 127 00:05:00,111 --> 00:05:01,412 I DON'T BELIEVE YOU. 128 00:05:01,480 --> 00:05:02,980 WELL, MAYBE YOU'LL BELIEVE THIS. 129 00:05:04,850 --> 00:05:07,485 FOLLOW THE MONEY. 130 00:05:08,520 --> 00:05:11,188 YEAH, THIS ONE IS THE BEST GAMBLER IN TOWN. 131 00:05:11,223 --> 00:05:13,757 NICE. HOW MUCH DID HE RUN YA. 132 00:05:13,792 --> 00:05:14,859 COUPLE HUNDRED, 133 00:05:14,893 --> 00:05:16,126 BUT I GOT SOMETHING OUT OF IT. 134 00:05:16,161 --> 00:05:17,161 READ 'EM AND WEEP. 135 00:05:18,497 --> 00:05:21,198 HO, HO, HO! DOES HE COUNT CARDS? 136 00:05:21,233 --> 00:05:23,200 DOES A FULL HOUSE BEAT A STRAIGHT? 137 00:05:25,170 --> 00:05:27,171 HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, SWINDLERS! 138 00:05:28,106 --> 00:05:29,540 HUH? HUH? 139 00:05:29,574 --> 00:05:32,142 MARGARET ALWAYS MAR-GETS THE BAD GUY. 140 00:05:32,177 --> 00:05:33,577 MARGARET? 141 00:05:33,612 --> 00:05:35,813 IS THAT SOME SORT OF BAD CATCHPHRASE 142 00:05:35,847 --> 00:05:37,114 I'M NOT FAMILIAR WITH? 143 00:05:37,148 --> 00:05:38,682 I DIDN'T WANT TO BELIEVE IT, 144 00:05:38,717 --> 00:05:40,217 BUT YOU TWO ARE RUNNING AN ILLEGAL GAMBLING RING 145 00:05:40,285 --> 00:05:41,652 ON TAXPAYER MONEY. 146 00:05:41,686 --> 00:05:43,888 THIS MONEY IS JUST THE REBATE I GOT 147 00:05:43,955 --> 00:05:46,991 FROM BUYING "THE GAMBLER," OUR BRAND NEW LAWNMOWER. 148 00:05:47,993 --> 00:05:50,060 BUT YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT COUNTING CARDS. 149 00:05:50,128 --> 00:05:52,196 YEAH, EMPLOYEE I.D. CARDS. 150 00:05:52,230 --> 00:05:53,697 ONE. 151 00:05:53,732 --> 00:05:55,599 NO KEYS. 152 00:05:55,634 --> 00:05:58,102 WELL, YOU'RE NOT GETTING AROUND THIS ONE. 153 00:05:58,169 --> 00:05:59,703 EXPLAIN THIS PICTURE. 154 00:05:59,738 --> 00:06:02,573 OH, THAT'S FROM OUR COMMUNITY CASINO NIGHT. 155 00:06:02,607 --> 00:06:04,675 WHY'D WE STOP DOING THAT AGAIN? 156 00:06:04,743 --> 00:06:06,844 FINE! YOU'RE NOT GAMBLERS. 157 00:06:06,878 --> 00:06:08,779 I WAS WRONG AGAIN! 158 00:06:09,581 --> 00:06:11,815 WE COULD HAVE TOLD YOU THE PARK DOESN'T HAVE A GAMBLING RING. 159 00:06:11,850 --> 00:06:14,251 I KNOW. I JUST WANTED THE SEGMENT SO BADLY, 160 00:06:14,286 --> 00:06:16,587 I TALKED MYSELF INTO BELIEVING THAT TIP. 161 00:06:16,621 --> 00:06:17,855 NOW WHAT DO I DO? 162 00:06:17,889 --> 00:06:19,690 MAYBE YOU COULD DO A SIMPLER SEGMENT, 163 00:06:19,724 --> 00:06:20,791 LIKE A COOKING SHOW. 164 00:06:20,825 --> 00:06:21,926 YOU MAKE A MEAN POUND CAKE. 165 00:06:21,960 --> 00:06:23,928 HE SAID THEY WANTED "WOW" FACTOR, 166 00:06:23,962 --> 00:06:26,096 NOT "HMM" FACTOR. 167 00:06:26,131 --> 00:06:27,898 IT'S THE TIPSTER. 168 00:06:27,933 --> 00:06:30,501 THIS IS WEIRD. HE'S NEVER TEXTED ME BEFORE. 169 00:06:35,173 --> 00:06:36,874 GLAD YOU COULD MAKE IT. 170 00:06:36,908 --> 00:06:37,775 I GOT A REAL GOOD ONE THIS TIME. 171 00:06:37,809 --> 00:06:39,043 EVER HEARD OF COFFEE? 172 00:06:39,077 --> 00:06:41,178 YES. I'VE HEARD OF COFFEE. 173 00:06:41,212 --> 00:06:43,847 WELL, THEN, MAYBE YOU'VE HEARD OF THIS COFFEE SHOP. 174 00:06:43,915 --> 00:06:46,016 THEY'RE NOT SERVING REAL COFFEE. 175 00:06:46,051 --> 00:06:47,651 ALL THEY BREW ARE LIES. 176 00:06:47,686 --> 00:06:49,853 WOW. THAT'S YOUR HOP TIP? 177 00:06:49,921 --> 00:06:52,222 IF YOU GO IN THERE AND ORDER A LATTE, 178 00:06:52,290 --> 00:06:54,558 I'M SURE YOU'LL FIND — A LATTE? 179 00:06:54,593 --> 00:06:57,695 I'VE WORKED THERE BEFORE, AND NOBODY ORDERS LATTES. 180 00:06:57,762 --> 00:06:59,029 WHAT'S YOUR GAME? 181 00:06:59,064 --> 00:07:01,131 IF YOU DON'T WANT MY TIP, THAT'S FINE. 182 00:07:01,166 --> 00:07:03,267 I'VE GOT A LOT MORE PEOPLE TO TIP OFF. 183 00:07:03,301 --> 00:07:05,603 I'M JUST A REGULAR, ANONYMOUS... 184 00:07:05,637 --> 00:07:06,604 TIPSTER. 185 00:07:06,638 --> 00:07:08,172 WAIT! SAY THAT AGAIN. 186 00:07:08,206 --> 00:07:10,341 UH, NO, I WON'T. SCRAM! 187 00:07:11,710 --> 00:07:13,143 JACKIE CARMICHAEL! 188 00:07:13,178 --> 00:07:15,145 THINK I'M GONNA LET YOU WALTZ RIGHT IN 189 00:07:15,180 --> 00:07:17,147 AND TAKE THAT WEEKLY SEGMENT OUT FROM UNDER ME? 190 00:07:17,182 --> 00:07:18,649 I WON AN AWARD ONCE. 191 00:07:18,717 --> 00:07:20,684 I'M NOT LOSING OUT TO FRANK'S LITTLE GIRL. 192 00:07:20,752 --> 00:07:23,153 I THOUGHT SOMETHING WAS WEIRD ABOUT YOU, 193 00:07:23,188 --> 00:07:26,590 WHICH IS WHY I RECORDED EVERYTHING ON HIDDEN CAMERA. 194 00:07:27,192 --> 00:07:29,193 ONCE I UPLOAD THIS FOOTAGE 195 00:07:29,227 --> 00:07:31,028 TO THE NEWS STATION'S HARD DRIVE, 196 00:07:31,062 --> 00:07:32,162 IT'S GAME OVER FOR YOU. 197 00:07:34,966 --> 00:07:37,001 FLOOR IT! 198 00:07:37,035 --> 00:07:39,637 I'LL SHOW YOU WHO DRINKS LATTES! 199 00:07:43,642 --> 00:07:46,343 THIS IS BAD! JACKIE'S NOT GONNA LET US GET TO THE STATION ALIVE. 200 00:07:46,378 --> 00:07:49,380 WE JUST GOT TO GIVE THIS FOOTAGE TO THE STATION. 201 00:07:49,414 --> 00:07:50,648 IT'S UPLOADING NOW. 202 00:07:51,850 --> 00:07:54,084 YOU DON'T KNOW WHO YOU'RE MESSING WITH! 203 00:07:54,119 --> 00:07:55,953 I EARNED THAT SEGMENT! 204 00:07:55,987 --> 00:07:59,256 JUST KEEP THE VAN STEADY. I'M GOING LIVE. 205 00:07:59,290 --> 00:08:01,825 MR. SAMUELSON, PLEASE, DON'T CUT ME OFF. 206 00:08:01,860 --> 00:08:03,260 WHAT THE — I KNOW THIS IS WEIRD, 207 00:08:03,294 --> 00:08:04,962 BUT TRUST ME, THERE'S A STORY HERE. 208 00:08:05,030 --> 00:08:06,897 SHOULD I CUT HER FEED? NO, UH, WAIT. 209 00:08:06,931 --> 00:08:08,332 SEE WHERE SHE'S GOING WITH THIS. 210 00:08:08,366 --> 00:08:09,800 WE INTERRUPT THIS BROADCAST 211 00:08:09,834 --> 00:08:11,235 FOR SOME BREAKING NEWS. 212 00:08:11,269 --> 00:08:13,837 CHANNEL 6 NEWS REPORTER JACKIE CARMICHAEL 213 00:08:13,872 --> 00:08:16,874 IS CURRENTLY ENGAGED IN A HIGH-SPEED CHASE WITH ME. 214 00:08:18,076 --> 00:08:20,744 WHAT? I AM BEING PURSUED BY MS. CARMICHAEL 215 00:08:20,779 --> 00:08:22,946 BECAUSE I AM IN POSSESSION OF EVIDENCE 216 00:08:22,981 --> 00:08:25,015 THAT WOULD NO DOUBT RUIN HER CAREER. 217 00:08:25,083 --> 00:08:27,151 I'VE ALWAYS DREAMT OF BECOMING A REPORTER 218 00:08:27,185 --> 00:08:28,352 BECAUSE THE NEWS INFORMED PEOPLE. 219 00:08:28,386 --> 00:08:29,987 IT HELPED PEOPLE. 220 00:08:30,021 --> 00:08:32,256 A REPORTER'S DUTY IS TO DELIVER THE TRUTH, 221 00:08:32,290 --> 00:08:34,358 NOT TWIST IT FOR THEIR PERSONAL GAIN. 222 00:08:34,392 --> 00:08:36,126 THAT'S WHY I'M RISKING EVERYTHING 223 00:08:36,194 --> 00:08:37,361 TO SHOW PEOPLE THE TRUTH. 224 00:08:37,395 --> 00:08:38,996 HANG ON, SWEETIE. 225 00:08:41,199 --> 00:08:42,833 WHAT YOU'RE ABOUT TO SEE 226 00:08:42,867 --> 00:08:44,868 IS ACTUAL VIDEO FOOTAGE OF JACKIE CARMICHAEL 227 00:08:44,936 --> 00:08:47,204 GIVING FALSE EVIDENCE AND TWISTING THE TRUTH, 228 00:08:47,238 --> 00:08:49,339 ALL TO GET HER OWN WEEKLY NEWS SEGMENT. 229 00:08:53,211 --> 00:08:55,045 SHE'S ON THE ROOF! AAH! 230 00:08:56,114 --> 00:09:00,818 I AM CURRENTLY BEING TOSSED BACK AND FORTH! 231 00:09:00,852 --> 00:09:03,220 LET'S CHECK IN WITH THE DRIVER TO SEE HOW THINGS ARE GOING. 232 00:09:03,254 --> 00:09:05,222 IT'S OKAY. I THINK WE SHOOK HER. 233 00:09:05,256 --> 00:09:06,890 OH! AAH! 234 00:09:06,925 --> 00:09:08,192 OH, MY GOSH, OH, MY GOSH, OH, MY GOSH! 235 00:09:11,396 --> 00:09:12,229 OH, MAN! 236 00:09:14,199 --> 00:09:17,134 HEY, JACKIE, REPORT THIS! 237 00:09:25,276 --> 00:09:26,910 IF MARGARET SURVIVES THIS, 238 00:09:26,945 --> 00:09:28,912 SHE IS GETTING HER OWN SEGMENT! 239 00:09:30,315 --> 00:09:32,015 YOU, YOU'RE — 240 00:09:32,050 --> 00:09:34,451 AN AWARD-WINNING REPORTER AND ROBOT FROM THE FUTURE. 241 00:09:34,519 --> 00:09:36,086 YES. YES, I AM. 242 00:09:36,154 --> 00:09:39,490 I WAS SENT HERE TO INFILTRATE AND DESTROY LOCAL NEWS! 243 00:09:39,524 --> 00:09:41,925 IN MY TIME, IT IS THE ONE BLEMISH 244 00:09:41,993 --> 00:09:44,261 ON OUR UTOPIAN SOCIETY. A BLEMISH? 245 00:09:44,295 --> 00:09:46,196 THE LOCAL NEWS PROVIDES AN IMPORTANT SERVICE 246 00:09:46,231 --> 00:09:47,498 TO THE CITIZENS OF EVERY CITY. 247 00:09:47,532 --> 00:09:49,900 OH, YOU DON'T BELIEVE THAT TRIPE, DO YOU? 248 00:09:49,934 --> 00:09:52,970 THE NEWS IS MOSTLY JUST PEOPLE READING THE INTERNET ALOUD. 249 00:09:53,004 --> 00:09:54,772 IT IS HOLDING HUMANITY BACK. 250 00:09:54,806 --> 00:09:56,807 IF YOU'LL JUST GIVE ME THE FOOTAGE, 251 00:09:56,841 --> 00:09:58,809 IT'LL BE LIKE THIS NEVER HAPPENED. 252 00:09:58,843 --> 00:10:00,978 HELP ME COMPLETE MY MISSION, MARGARET. 253 00:10:01,012 --> 00:10:04,281 HELP ME DESTROY LOCAL NEWS AND ENTER AN AGE OF PROSPERITY. 254 00:10:09,087 --> 00:10:10,320 HERE. TAKE IT. 255 00:10:10,355 --> 00:10:13,056 YOU'VE DONE THE RIGHT THING, MARGARET. 256 00:10:13,091 --> 00:10:14,258 MARGARET? 257 00:10:14,292 --> 00:10:15,425 YOU KNOW, JACKIE, 258 00:10:15,460 --> 00:10:18,862 MARGARET ALWAYS MAR-GETS THE BAD GUY. 259 00:10:18,897 --> 00:10:20,731 I'M STILL NOT LOVING THAT NAME. 260 00:10:20,765 --> 00:10:22,466 HUH? NO! 261 00:10:24,769 --> 00:10:27,805 DIRTBAGS! DIRTBAGS! DIRTBAGS! 262 00:10:27,839 --> 00:10:29,306 GO, MARGARET! WHOO! 263 00:10:29,340 --> 00:10:31,542 - THUMBS-UP, MARGARET. - WE GOT A SEGMENT! 264 00:10:31,576 --> 00:10:32,943 WE USED TO DATE. 265 00:10:34,846 --> 00:10:36,947 I DIDN'T KNOW CHOPPER 6 HAD MISSILES. 266 00:10:36,981 --> 00:10:38,515 WELL, WE ONLY HAD THE ONE, 267 00:10:38,550 --> 00:10:41,185 JUST IN CASE SOMETHING LIKE THIS MIGHT HAPPEN. 268 00:10:41,252 --> 00:10:42,953 ANYWAY, I'M SO PROUD OF YOU, HONEY. 269 00:10:42,987 --> 00:10:44,955 ALSO, DID YOU KNOW THAT JACKIE WAS A ROBOT? 270 00:10:44,989 --> 00:10:47,257 I DIDN'T. I REALLY DID NOT. 271 00:10:47,292 --> 00:10:48,892 WELL, YOU DID GREAT. 272 00:10:48,927 --> 00:10:50,160 SURE, THAT CAMERAMAN DIED 273 00:10:50,195 --> 00:10:52,095 AND THERE WAS MILLIONS OF DOLLARS OF DAMAGE 274 00:10:52,163 --> 00:10:53,497 DONE TO THE HIGHWAY, 275 00:10:53,531 --> 00:10:57,201 BUT YOU PROVED THAT LOCAL NEWS IS PRETTY NEAT.