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DUDE, HOW MANY TIMES
DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU?

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YOU CAN'T RHYME "PRESENT"
WITH "PRESENTS."

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YEAH. THAT'S JUST
CARELESS RAPPING.

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PSSH!
WHATEVER, MAN.

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YOUR BIRTHDAY PRESENT
IS SO GREAT!

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YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW!

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YEAH.

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I'M SURE, MAN. THANKS.

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DON'T THANK ME YET.

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THANK ME LATER TONIGHT
WHEN YOU OPEN IT AND LOVE IT,

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WHICH I KNOW YOU WILL.

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I GOT TO USE IT.

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OH, YEAH!

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PERFECT HIDING PLACE
FOR A PERFECT GIFT!

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MORDECAI'S GONNA LOVE IT.

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I GIVE THE BEST BIRTHDAY GIFTS.

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MAN, I HATE TO SAY IT,

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BUT RIGBY GIVES
THE WORST BIRTHDAY GIFTS.

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HUH?

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REALLY? IT SOUNDED LIKE
HE GOT YOU SOMETHING

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REALLY GOOD THIS TIME.

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NAH. HE NEVER PUTS
ANY THOUGHT INTO THEM.

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AND IF HE DOES, THEY'RE USUALLY
JUST GIFTS HE GETS FOR HIMSELF.

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IT'S COOL, THOUGH.
I'VE GOTTEN USED TO IT.

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MY PRESENTS AREN'T THAT BAD,
ARE THEY?

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OH, NO. I GOT TO GET HIM
SOMETHING BETTER.

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WHAT TO GET MORDECAI?

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MORDECAI.

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MOR... DE... CAI...

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GIFT FOR MORDECAI.

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MORDECAI FOR GIFT.

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HMM.

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HMMMMM.

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UGH.

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UGGGGHHH!

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THAT'S IT!
MORDECAI LIKES THINGS I LIKE.

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I LIKE VIDEO GAMES.

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AND MORDECAI LIKES VIDEO GAMES.

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I'LL GET MORDECAI A VIDEO GAME.

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WHOA!
"VIOLENT FIST 2: FIST FIRST!"

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THE NEW GAME FROM TENDINDO!
SOLD!

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WHAT? 60 BUCKS?

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HEY, DO YOU GUYS HAVE
ANYTHING CHEAPER?

44
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I GUESS
YOU'RE NOT INTO QUALITY.

45
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FEEL FREE TO RIFLE THROUGH
THE DISCOUNT BIN LIKE A PEASANT.

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UGH!

47
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THESE GAMES ARE LAME!

48
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DOG-CART RACING FOR $49?

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I CAN'T AFFORD ANY OF THESE.

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WELL, I GUESS OUR INTERACTION
IS DONE THEN.

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HEY, RIGBY.
WHAT'S GOT YOU DOWN?

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I WAS TRYING TO FIND MORDECAI
A NEW BIRTHDAY GIFT,

53
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BUT I THINK I MIGHT HAVE TO
GIVE HIM THIS ONE.

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YOU KNOW YOU CAN'T GIVE HIM
THAT, RIGHT?

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UGH!

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I REALLY WANT TO GET HIM
A VIDEO GAME,

57
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BUT THEY'RE JUST
TOO EXPENSIVE!

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THEN WHY DON'T YOU JUST MAKE
A VIDEO GAME?

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ALLOW ME
TO INTRODUCE MYSELF.

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I AM ZAX— OOP.

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UH, I AM ZAXON!

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WHAT IF I TOLD
YOU CAN MAKE YOUR VERY OWN

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INTERACTIVE WORLD
WITH YOUR MIND?

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OBSERVE!

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ZAXO-O-O-O-N!

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OH, HELLO.

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I DIDN'T SEE YOU THERE.

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But I felt your presence.

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I'M HERE TO SHOW YOU
AN EXCITING NEW PROGRAM

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THAT I HAVE DEVELOPED.

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IT'S CALLED ZIPGIDZ!

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ZIPGIDZ —

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ZAXON'S INTELLIGENT
PLAYER TO GAME

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INTERFACE DESIGN BY ZAXON.

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I FIRST DEVELOPED THE PROGRAM
WHILE WORKING AT TENDINDO GAMES,

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THE TOP COMPANY LEADING THE WAY
IN A VIDEO-GAME RENAISSANCE.

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YOU GUYS,
I GOT A GREAT IDEA!

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WHAT IF THERE WAS
A PROGRAM

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WHERE YOU COULD MAKE
YOUR OWN VIDEO GAME?

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WHAT?
YOU'RE JUST A JANITOR.

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YOU CAN'T MAKE VIDEO GAMES.

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ANYBODY CAN MAKE
A VIDEO GAME!

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I'LL SHOW YOU!
I'LL SHOW ALL OF YOU!

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AND I DID SHOW THEM.

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SURE, ANY HOTSHOT "PROGRAMMER"
CAN MAKE A VIDEO GAME,

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BUT WITH
MY EASY-TO-USE SOFTWARE,

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ANY SO-AND-SO
WITH A FREE AFTERNOON

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CAN MAKE ONE OF THEIR OWN,
EVEN YOU!

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EVEN ME?

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YES, YOU!
YES, YOU!

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WITH MY HIGH-TECH,
FUTURISTIC EQUIPMENT,

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THE ELECTRODES IN YOUR CEREBRAL
IMAGINATION CORTEX

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CAN FORMULATE
YOUR OWN VIRTUAL WORLD.

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SO, SIT BACK
AND LET YOUR MIND DO THE WORK.

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THAT VIDEO WAS UNINFORMATIVE
AND POORLY PRODUCED.

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THERE'S NO WAY
ANYONE WOULD FALL FOR THAT.

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EXCEPT MY BOYFRIEND.

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WHOA!

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YOU MADE ALL OF THESE?

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ARE YOU A WIZARD?

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OF SORTS.

102
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BUT I KNOW NO TRICKS,
ONLY TRUTH.

103
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AND THE TRUTH OF THE MATTER
IS YOU PROMISED

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YOU'D GIVE YOUR FRIEND

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AN AMAZING BIRTHDAY GIFT
TONIGHT,

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SO LET'S GET TO IT!

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ALL RIGHT. SO, I JUST THINK UP
A GAME AND THAT'S IT?

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YES,
BUT FIRST WE MUST RUN

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VERY INTENSE PHYSICAL
AND MENTAL TESTS.

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AW, WHAT?

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LET THE INTENSE
TRAINING MONTAGE BEGIN!

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THE RESULTS ARE IN.

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THE PHYSICAL PORTION OF YOUR
TEST WAS MOST IMPRESSIVE.

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IN FACT,
IT WAS OFF THE CHARTS.

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YES!

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THE I.Q. PORTION
IS OFF THE CHARTS AS WELL,

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BUT IN A BAD WAY.

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LIKE,
LITERALLY IT'S SO LOW

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THAT IT'S NOT EVEN
ON THE CHARTS.

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I THINK
I'VE EATEN WALNUTS

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WITH A HIGHER INTELLECT
THAN YOURS.

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WHAT? DOES THAT MEAN
I CAN'T MAKE A VIDEO GAME?

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NO. DON'T YOU REMEMBER
MY PROMOTIONAL VHS?

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ANYBODY CAN MAKE
A VIDEO GAME.

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TIME TO PUT ON A REALLY COOL
HELMET THAT I INVENTED MYSELF!

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THESE HELMETS WILL VIRTUALLY
TRANSPORT US INTO YOUR HEAD.

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ONCE WE'RE IN, YOU CAN MAKE
THE GAME WITH YOUR MIND.

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HOWEVER,
BECAUSE OF YOUR LOW I.Q.,

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THERE WILL BE BUGS
IN THE SYSTEM.

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- BUGS?
- BUT FEAR NOT.

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WHEN THE TIME COMES,
I WILL HELP YOU FACE THEM.

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BY THE WAY,
THESE HELMETS COULD KILL US.

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WAIT, WHAT?

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UGH, UH, AAAAH!

135
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WHOA!

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SO THIS IS
WHAT MY MIND LOOKS LIKE.

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YES, BUT THINK ABOUT WHAT
YOU WANT THE GAME TO BE.

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UH... I WANT IT TO BE
AT THE PARK, I GUESS.

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WHOA!

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NOW I WANT MORDECAI
AND SKIPS TO BE IN IT.

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AND THEY'VE GOT
A BIRTHDAY CAKE!

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HEY, DUDE!

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COME UP
AND EAT SOME BIRTHDAY CAAAAKE!

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NOW ADD
SOME OBSTACLES.

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OH, YOU MEAN LIKE JUMPS
AND HOLES AND STUFF?

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AAH!

147
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NO, NO, NO!
THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT!

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AW, MAN!

149
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"AW, MAN" IS RIGHT!

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NOW ALL YOU HAVE TO DO
IS GET TO THE CAKE AT THE END

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AND THE VIDEO GAME
WILL BE MADE.

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JUST REMEMBER
YOUR TRAINING.

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ALL RIGHT.
LET'S DO THIS.

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AAAH! THE BUGS! RUN!

155
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AAAH!

156
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WHY ARE THERE SO MANY?

157
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ACTUALLY, BASED ON YOUR
LOW I.Q., I WAS EXPECTING MORE.

158
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QUICK! UP HERE!

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WE'RE ALMOST THERE!

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GO. I'LL HOLD THEM OFF.

161
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NO!
I CAN'T JUST LEAVE YOU.

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YOUR FRIEND ONLY HAS A BIRTHDAY
ONCE A YEAR.

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FINISH THE GAME SO YOU CAN
GIVE HIM THE BEST GIFT EVER!

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HAH! AAH!

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OH, AND RIGBY, PROVE TO THEM

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THAT ANYONE CAN MAKE
A VIDEO GAME, EVEN YOU!

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ZAXON!

168
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AAH!

169
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RIGBY IS MY FRIEND!

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I AM SKIPS,
AND I HAVE ALL THE ANSWERS!

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AAH!

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NO!

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REMEMBER YOUR TRAINING.

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NOT THIS YEAR.

175
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YOU WIN!

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HAVE SOME CAKE, BEST FRIEND!

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OH, YEAH! PIECE OF CAKE!

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AW, MAN.

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ZAXON!

180
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YOU FOUGHT WELL,
OLD FRIEND.

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I'M NOT REALLY DEAD,
JUST "VIDEO GAME" DEAD.

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GAME COMPLETE.

183
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MAN, I GIVE THE BEST GIFTS.

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MORDECAI!

185
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DUDE,
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?

186
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YOU WENT TO THE BATHROOM
YESTERDAY AND NEVER CAME BACK.

187
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YOU MISSED MY BIRTHDAY!

188
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LOOK, MORDECAI, I KNOW MY GIFTS
HAVE ALWAYS BEEN LAME,

189
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BUT I REALLY TRIED
THIS TIME.

190
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MAN

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A VIDEO GAME?

192
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MADE BY YOURS TRULY!

193
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WHAT?

194
00:10:38,480 --> 00:10:40,283
NO WAY.
YOU DIDN'T MAKE THIS.

195
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NO, BUT MY MIND DID.

196
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CAKE QUEST!

197
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WHOA!

198
00:10:55,314 --> 00:10:56,381
THAT WAS AWFUL!

199
00:10:56,416 --> 00:10:58,553
YOU REALLY DID MAKE THIS,
HUH?

200
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YEP.

201
00:11:00,257 --> 00:11:01,626
THIS IS THE BEST GIFT
YOU'VE EVER GIVEN ME.