YOU GUYS HAVEN'T SEEN BLARGH. AVI YET?
WE'RE WATCHING IT.
GO!
BLARGH!
NAILED YA!
FOR BUSINESS PURPOSES.
YOU DON'T THINK I KNOW ABOUT FUNNY VIDEO FRIDAYS, BUT I KNOW.
OH-HO, YOU'RE GONNA GET SUCH A WRITE-UP.
QUICK, PUT SOMETHING ON BENSON WILL LIKE.
WHA?
IT'S A CAT VIDEO, BENSON.
CAT... VIDEO?
HERE'S ANOTHER ONE.
ROWR.
WHOA.
MAKING THESE?
A LONG TIME AGO, BENSON.
THERE'S MILLIONS OF THEM.
ON THE INTERNET?
THAT'S RIGHT, MAN.
OR TWO AND CATCH UP.
I LOVE CATS.
SO, ALL I DO IS CLICK ON THESE CATS?
YEP. FOCUS ON THE CATS AND NOT ON THE WRITE-UPS.
WRITE— WHA?
EXACTLY.
SORRY, SORRY. I KNOW I'M LATE TO THE MORNING MEETING.
DON'T SWEAT IT.
ISN'T EVEN HERE YET.
THAT'S WEIRD.
YEAH, HE'S NEVER LATE.
WATCHING CAT VIDEOS?
SURE DID.
INTERNET CAT CELEBRITIES?
THERE'S FAT CAT, RATA TAT CAT,
AND MARI, THE JAPANESE CAT THAT LIKES BOXES.
IS CURMUDGEON CAT.
UGH. PIECE OF JUNK.
I'VE GOT TO GET A NEW PHONE.
UHHHH...
UH, BENSON, WE NEED OUR ASSIGNMENTS.
OH, RIGHT. POPS, YOU'RE IN CHARGE FOR THE DAY.
I'M ASSIGNING YOU ALL OLD-TIMEY DANCES.
THIS IS BAD.
ARE RESPONSIBLE.
TALKING ABOUT?
INTO CAT VIDEOS.
YOU GET HIM OUT. THOSE ARE THE RULES.
HEY, I GOT AN IDEA.
LET'S JUST WAIT UNTIL BENSON SNAPS OUT OF IT.
MY LEGS FEEL LIKE WET NOODLES.
CHECK UP ON HIM.
COME ON, CURMUDGEON CAT, EAT YOUR FOOD.
HEY, THAT'S MY FOOD!
McFLUFFIN,
I'M TRYING TO WATCH A VIDEO ABOUT CATS.
HEY.
I WASN'T DONE WITH THAT.
NOW, WHERE WERE WE?
AWW, HE THINKS HE'S PEOPLE.
OF MEETING CURMUDGEON CAT?
HI, I'M CAT MASTERSON,
AS "I HATE WEEKDAYS,"
"CURMUDGEON CAPERS," AND "KITTY KITTY BANG BANG."
WELL, IF YOU "FELINE" MEETING CURMUDGEON CAT IN PERSON,
OF HIS NEXT VIDEO.
FOR THE LIVE TAPING?
YES, I AM, MR. MASTERSON.
I'M A BIG FAN.
BIG, BIG, BIG, BIG, REALLY BIG FAN.
I LIKE YOUR MANIC, SWEATY ENERGY.
RIGHT THIS WAY.
NOW, FIRST WE GOT TO GET YOU SUITED UP IN, UH —
IN YOUR VIEWING SUIT.
WHAT'S THIS?
INDUSTRY PRACTICE.
OKAY.
OOH, THAT'S GOOD. NICE, SNUG FIT.
NOW LET'S GET THIS SHOW ON THE ROAD.
YOU KNOW, I GOT TO ASK —
IN "BALL OF YARN" AT 2:38, CURMU— WAIT.
IN THERE?
STANDARD INDUSTRY PRACTICE.
WHA— WHERE'S CURMUDGEON CAT?
HUH?
GO AHEAD, LIL BENNY. PLAY WITH YOUR TOY.
I — I DON'T THINK I'M COMFORTABLE WITH THIS.
UGH. DO WE HAVE A DIVA ON OUR HANDS HERE?
I THINK WE HAVE A DIVA.
- UNH. - BAT THE MOUSE!
YES, YES.
BENSON?
HEY, MAN, WE GOT WINGS.
THIS ISN'T GOOD.
THEN COME ON DOWN
OF HIS NEXT VIDEO.
LET'S GO.
HEY, WE'RE LOOKING FOR OUR FRIEND, BENSON.
SWEATY GUY, LOOKS LIKE HE HASN'T SLEPT IN A FEW DAYS.
ONE MOMENT.
SECURITY!
AAH!
WAKEY, WAKEY.
HUH? WHERE ARE WE?
DUDE, ARE WE IN PING PONG FACTORY?
WELCOME TO MY STUDIO.
WHAT'D YOU DO WITH BENSON?
BENSON? I MADE HIM A STAR.
YOU SEE, FOR YEARS, I TRIED USING REAL CATS IN MY VIDEOS,
OF MY VISION.
I MEAN, HAVE YOU EVER TRIED TO DIRECT A CAT?
IT ALMOST MADE ME LOSE MY MIND!
ALLOWS ACTORS TO PLAY THE CATS.
SO CURMUDGEON CAT'S SOME GUY IN A SUIT?
PRECISELY.
HERE'S THE REAL CURMUDGEON CAT,
A.K.A. RANDALL TATE.
EW.
UNFORTUNATELY, HE DIED
WHILE FILMING HIS LATEST VIDEO,
"TRAPEZE KITTY."
ALWAYS LAND ON THEIR FEET.
BUT OVERWEIGHT MIDDLE-AGE MEN, NOT SO MUCH.
SOME NEW STARS,
AND, UH, I LIKE YOUR LOOK.
NO WAY, MASTERSON.
WE'RE NOT GONNA BE MOTION-CAPTURE PUPPETS.
THIS ISN'T MO-CAP.
THIS IS MO-CAT!
DALE.
WHA?
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
STRETCH AND, UH, RUNTY.
HEY!
AND ROLL CAMERA.
"STRETCH AND RUNTY," TAKE ONE.
AND ACTION.
WE'RE NOT GONNA ACT LIKE CATS.
AW! NOT EVEN A LITTLE?
SHOW US WHERE BENSON IS.
FINE.
IF YOU DON'T WANT TO ACT LIKE CATS,
SO ADORABLE?
STOP PLAYING GAMES, MASTERSON.
SUCH GREAT FOOTAGE.
OH, LOOK AT THAT!
OOH, WHO LET THESE DRAPES IN HERE?
I GUESS YOU'RE JUST GONNA HAVE TO CLIMB THEM.
SERIOUSLY?
HMM, YOU KITTIES GETTING SWEATY?
LOOKS LIKE IT'S BATH TIME.
QUICK, THE DOOR!
WHY ARE YOU RESISTING?
LISTEN, YOU GUYS SHOULD JUST PLAY WITH SOME YARN FOR A WHILE.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
FINE. GO THROUGH THAT DOOR.
WHAT YOU FIND.
DUDE, WHERE ARE WE?
IT'S A LAUNDRY ROOM.
AAH!
CUTENESS. CUTENESS HAS A FACE.
BENSON?
OF CUTENESS.
ARE YOUR FRIENDS.
HE'S GONE CRAZY.
BENSON.
LIL BENNY NOW.
STOP IT!
WE'RE HERE TO RESCUE YOU.
DUDE, HE'S OUT OF IT.
STRETCH AND RUNTY, WHY DON'T YOU JOIN LIL BENNY?
YOU'LL GET FULL VETERINARY AND DENTAL.
DUDE, YOU'RE SICK.
LET'S GET YOU OUT OF HERE, BENSON.
WE'RE COMING TO GET YOU, MASTERSON.
THEY'RE HEADED FOR THE CONTROL ROOM.
SHOULD WE CUT?
NO. NO, NO, NO. KEEP ROLLING.
CUE THE POINTER.
CUEING POINTER.
OOH, IT'S THE LASER POINTER!
HEY! WHERE ARE WE GOING?
WE'RE SUPPOSED TO PLAY WITH THE LASER.
IS MR. MASTERSON TRYING TO HURT US WITH THE LASER?
YES, BENSON. YES, HE IS.
I REMEMBER.
MY NAME IS BENSON.
ARE MORDECAI AND RIGBY.
YOU GUYS LOOK ADORABLE.
HOW DO WE GET OUT OF HERE?
LOOK, THE CONTROL ROOM.
CUE ACT 3 ANTAGONISTS.
CUEING ANTAGONISTS.
I'D LIKE TO
OF MY FAVORITE SCENARIOS.
STUART 2.0 — A TODDLER WITH NO BOUNDARIES AND STICKY FINGERS.
LUCY — A SHIBA THAT'S ALWAYS GETTING "INU" TROUBLE.
WOOF, WOOF, WOOF, WOOF.
AND ACTION!
AAAH!
I'M THE FELINE FELLINI, BABY!
SCATTER!
I'M THE TABBY TARANTINO!
COME ON!
ON THE COUNT OF THREE.
ONE...
I AM, UH...
TWO...
- UH, C.M.? - NOT NOW.
I'M THE, UH...
THREE.
I AM THE KITTY KUBRICK!
AAH! OH, THIS IS GREAT!
YOU GOT TO GET THIS ON TAPE.
OF MY MAGNUM OPUS!
I'M PRETTY SURE THEY WANT TO BEAT YOU UP, C.M.
NO, SEE?
THAT'S REAL.
I WANT YOU TO CAPTURE IT.
OKAY, YOU, GET OVER THERE.
G-G-GET THE WIDES.
AND I'LL GET THE P.O.V.
OKAY. OKAY, TRUCK IN.
AND ACTION!
AH! PILE UP ON ME.
ADORABLE.
AWW.
I MEAN, YOU'RE REALLY GETTING HURT BUT... AWW.
AND — AH!
MUSIC SWELLS HIGHER.
UP SHOT, PROTAGONISTS IN.
THEIR PERPLEXED FACES.
TWIST ENDING.
CUT TO BLACK.
THAT'S A WRAP, PEOPLE.
AH, THAT TWIST CAME OUT OF NOWHERE.
HE DIDN'T SET THAT UP AT ALL.
I'LL CALL ANIMAL CONTROL.
THERE HE IS.
OKAY, CANCEL MY 5:00.
IN THE SLAMMER.
BENSON. BUBULAH. CALL ME.
LOOK, BENSON,
SORRY FOR, LIKE, GETTING YOU ADDICTED TO CAT VIDEOS.
WE'RE COOL NOW, RIGHT?
AH! GAH!
I DIDN'T SUFFER
PSYCHOLOGICAL DAMAGE.
LET'S GO.
SHOTGUN!
DON'T RUN.
HOLD UP, GUYS.