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YOU GUYS HAVEN'T SEEN
BLARGH. AVI YET?

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WE'RE WATCHING IT.

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GO!

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BLARGH!

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NAILED YA!

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FOR BUSINESS PURPOSES.

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YOU DON'T THINK I KNOW ABOUT
FUNNY VIDEO FRIDAYS, BUT I KNOW.

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OH-HO, YOU'RE GONNA GET
SUCH A WRITE-UP.

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QUICK, PUT SOMETHING ON
BENSON WILL LIKE.

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WHA?

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IT'S A CAT VIDEO, BENSON.

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CAT... VIDEO?

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HERE'S ANOTHER ONE.

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ROWR.

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WHOA.

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MAKING THESE?

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A LONG TIME AGO, BENSON.

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THERE'S MILLIONS OF THEM.

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ON THE INTERNET?

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THAT'S RIGHT, MAN.

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OR TWO AND CATCH UP.

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I LOVE CATS.

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SO, ALL I DO
IS CLICK ON THESE CATS?

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YEP. FOCUS ON THE CATS
AND NOT ON THE WRITE-UPS.

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WRITE— WHA?

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EXACTLY.

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SORRY, SORRY. I KNOW I'M LATE
TO THE MORNING MEETING.

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DON'T SWEAT IT.

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ISN'T EVEN HERE YET.

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THAT'S WEIRD.

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YEAH, HE'S NEVER LATE.

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WATCHING CAT VIDEOS?

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SURE DID.

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INTERNET CAT CELEBRITIES?

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THERE'S FAT CAT,
RATA TAT CAT,

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AND MARI, THE JAPANESE CAT
THAT LIKES BOXES.

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IS CURMUDGEON CAT.

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UGH.
PIECE OF JUNK.

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I'VE GOT TO GET A NEW PHONE.

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UHHHH...

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UH, BENSON,
WE NEED OUR ASSIGNMENTS.

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OH, RIGHT. POPS,
YOU'RE IN CHARGE FOR THE DAY.

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I'M ASSIGNING YOU ALL
OLD-TIMEY DANCES.

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THIS IS BAD.

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ARE RESPONSIBLE.

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TALKING ABOUT?

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INTO CAT VIDEOS.

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YOU GET HIM OUT.
THOSE ARE THE RULES.

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HEY, I GOT AN IDEA.

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LET'S JUST WAIT
UNTIL BENSON SNAPS OUT OF IT.

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MY LEGS FEEL LIKE WET NOODLES.

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CHECK UP ON HIM.

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COME ON, CURMUDGEON CAT,
EAT YOUR FOOD.

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HEY, THAT'S MY FOOD!

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McFLUFFIN,

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I'M TRYING TO WATCH A VIDEO
ABOUT CATS.

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HEY.

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I WASN'T DONE WITH THAT.

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NOW, WHERE WERE WE?

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AWW, HE THINKS HE'S PEOPLE.

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OF MEETING CURMUDGEON CAT?

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HI, I'M CAT MASTERSON,

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AS "I HATE WEEKDAYS,"

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"CURMUDGEON CAPERS,"
AND "KITTY KITTY BANG BANG."

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WELL, IF YOU "FELINE" MEETING
CURMUDGEON CAT IN PERSON,

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OF HIS NEXT VIDEO.

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FOR THE LIVE TAPING?

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YES, I AM, MR. MASTERSON.

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I'M A BIG FAN.

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BIG, BIG, BIG, BIG,
REALLY BIG FAN.

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I LIKE YOUR MANIC,
SWEATY ENERGY.

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RIGHT THIS WAY.

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NOW, FIRST WE GOT TO GET YOU
SUITED UP IN, UH —

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IN YOUR VIEWING SUIT.

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WHAT'S THIS?

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INDUSTRY PRACTICE.

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OKAY.

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OOH, THAT'S GOOD.
NICE, SNUG FIT.

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NOW LET'S GET THIS SHOW
ON THE ROAD.

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YOU KNOW, I GOT TO ASK —

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IN "BALL OF YARN" AT 2:38,
CURMU— WAIT.

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IN THERE?

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STANDARD INDUSTRY PRACTICE.

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WHA—
WHERE'S CURMUDGEON CAT?

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HUH?

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GO AHEAD, LIL BENNY.
PLAY WITH YOUR TOY.

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I — I DON'T THINK
I'M COMFORTABLE WITH THIS.

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UGH. DO WE HAVE A DIVA
ON OUR HANDS HERE?

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I THINK WE HAVE A DIVA.

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- UNH.
- BAT THE MOUSE!

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- UNH.
- BAT THE MOUSE!

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YES, YES.

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BENSON?

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HEY, MAN, WE GOT WINGS.

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THIS ISN'T GOOD.

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THEN COME ON DOWN

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OF HIS NEXT VIDEO.

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LET'S GO.

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HEY, WE'RE LOOKING
FOR OUR FRIEND, BENSON.

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SWEATY GUY, LOOKS LIKE
HE HASN'T SLEPT IN A FEW DAYS.

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ONE MOMENT.

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SECURITY!

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AAH!

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WAKEY, WAKEY.

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HUH?
WHERE ARE WE?

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DUDE, ARE WE
IN PING PONG FACTORY?

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WELCOME TO MY STUDIO.

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WHAT'D YOU DO
WITH BENSON?

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BENSON?
I MADE HIM A STAR.

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YOU SEE, FOR YEARS, I TRIED
USING REAL CATS IN MY VIDEOS,

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OF MY VISION.

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I MEAN, HAVE YOU EVER TRIED
TO DIRECT A CAT?

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IT ALMOST MADE ME LOSE MY MIND!

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ALLOWS ACTORS TO PLAY THE CATS.

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SO CURMUDGEON CAT'S
SOME GUY IN A SUIT?

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PRECISELY.

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HERE'S THE REAL CURMUDGEON CAT,

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A.K.A. RANDALL TATE.

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EW.

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UNFORTUNATELY, HE DIED

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WHILE FILMING HIS LATEST VIDEO,

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"TRAPEZE KITTY."

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ALWAYS LAND ON THEIR FEET.

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BUT OVERWEIGHT MIDDLE-AGE MEN,
NOT SO MUCH.

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SOME NEW STARS,

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AND, UH, I LIKE YOUR LOOK.

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NO WAY, MASTERSON.

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WE'RE NOT GONNA BE
MOTION-CAPTURE PUPPETS.

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THIS ISN'T MO-CAP.

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THIS IS MO-CAT!

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DALE.

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WHA?

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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,

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STRETCH AND, UH, RUNTY.

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HEY!

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AND ROLL CAMERA.

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"STRETCH AND RUNTY,"
TAKE ONE.

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AND ACTION.

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WE'RE NOT GONNA ACT
LIKE CATS.

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AW! NOT EVEN A LITTLE?

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SHOW US WHERE BENSON IS.

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FINE.

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IF YOU DON'T WANT TO
ACT LIKE CATS,

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SO ADORABLE?

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STOP PLAYING GAMES,
MASTERSON.

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SUCH GREAT FOOTAGE.

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OH, LOOK AT THAT!

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OOH, WHO LET THESE DRAPES
IN HERE?

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I GUESS YOU'RE JUST GONNA
HAVE TO CLIMB THEM.

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SERIOUSLY?

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HMM, YOU KITTIES GETTING
SWEATY?

152
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LOOKS LIKE IT'S BATH TIME.

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QUICK, THE DOOR!

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WHY ARE YOU RESISTING?

155
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LISTEN, YOU GUYS SHOULD JUST
PLAY WITH SOME YARN FOR A WHILE.

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YOU KNOW WHAT?

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FINE. GO THROUGH THAT DOOR.

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WHAT YOU FIND.

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DUDE, WHERE ARE WE?

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IT'S A LAUNDRY ROOM.

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AAH!

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CUTENESS.
CUTENESS HAS A FACE.

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BENSON?

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OF CUTENESS.

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ARE YOUR FRIENDS.

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HE'S GONE CRAZY.

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BENSON.

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LIL BENNY NOW.

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STOP IT!

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WE'RE HERE TO RESCUE YOU.

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DUDE, HE'S OUT OF IT.

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STRETCH AND RUNTY,
WHY DON'T YOU JOIN LIL BENNY?

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YOU'LL GET FULL VETERINARY
AND DENTAL.

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DUDE, YOU'RE SICK.

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LET'S GET YOU OUT OF HERE,
BENSON.

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WE'RE COMING TO GET YOU,
MASTERSON.

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THEY'RE HEADED
FOR THE CONTROL ROOM.

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SHOULD WE CUT?

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NO. NO, NO, NO.
KEEP ROLLING.

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CUE THE POINTER.

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CUEING POINTER.

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OOH, IT'S THE LASER POINTER!

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HEY! WHERE ARE WE GOING?

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WE'RE SUPPOSED TO PLAY
WITH THE LASER.

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IS MR. MASTERSON TRYING
TO HURT US WITH THE LASER?

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YES, BENSON.
YES, HE IS.

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I REMEMBER.

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MY NAME IS BENSON.

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ARE MORDECAI AND RIGBY.

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YOU GUYS LOOK ADORABLE.

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HOW DO WE GET
OUT OF HERE?

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LOOK, THE CONTROL ROOM.

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CUE ACT 3 ANTAGONISTS.

194
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CUEING ANTAGONISTS.

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I'D LIKE TO

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OF MY FAVORITE SCENARIOS.

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STUART 2.0 — A TODDLER WITH NO
BOUNDARIES AND STICKY FINGERS.

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LUCY — A SHIBA THAT'S
ALWAYS GETTING "INU" TROUBLE.

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WOOF, WOOF, WOOF, WOOF.

200
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AND ACTION!

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AAAH!

202
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I'M THE FELINE FELLINI, BABY!

203
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SCATTER!

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I'M THE TABBY TARANTINO!

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COME ON!

206
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ON THE COUNT OF THREE.

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ONE...

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I AM, UH...

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TWO...

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- UH, C.M.?
- NOT NOW.

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I'M THE, UH...

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THREE.

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I AM THE KITTY KUBRICK!

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AAH!
OH, THIS IS GREAT!

215
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YOU GOT TO
GET THIS ON TAPE.

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OF MY MAGNUM OPUS!

217
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I'M PRETTY SURE THEY WANT TO
BEAT YOU UP, C.M.

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NO, SEE?

219
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THAT'S REAL.

220
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I WANT YOU TO CAPTURE IT.

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OKAY, YOU, GET OVER THERE.

222
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G-G-GET THE WIDES.

223
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AND I'LL GET THE P.O.V.

224
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OKAY.
OKAY, TRUCK IN.

225
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AND ACTION!

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AH!
PILE UP ON ME.

227
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ADORABLE.

228
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AWW.

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00:10:06,931 --> 00:10:09,499
I MEAN, YOU'RE REALLY GETTING
HURT BUT... AWW.

230
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AND — AH!

231
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MUSIC SWELLS HIGHER.

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UP SHOT, PROTAGONISTS IN.

233
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THEIR PERPLEXED FACES.

234
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TWIST ENDING.

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CUT TO BLACK.

236
00:10:26,918 --> 00:10:28,452
THAT'S A WRAP, PEOPLE.

237
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AH, THAT TWIST
CAME OUT OF NOWHERE.

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HE DIDN'T SET THAT UP
AT ALL.

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I'LL CALL
ANIMAL CONTROL.

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THERE HE IS.

241
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OKAY, CANCEL MY 5:00.

242
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IN THE SLAMMER.

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BENSON. BUBULAH. CALL ME.

244
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LOOK, BENSON,

245
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SORRY FOR, LIKE, GETTING
YOU ADDICTED TO CAT VIDEOS.

246
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WE'RE COOL NOW, RIGHT?

247
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AH! GAH!

248
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I DIDN'T SUFFER

249
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PSYCHOLOGICAL DAMAGE.

250
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LET'S GO.

251
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SHOTGUN!

252
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DON'T RUN.

253
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HOLD UP, GUYS.