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We did it, dude!

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We mowed the entire lawn
without taking a single break.

3
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You want to go get some lunch?

4
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Aw, yeah, I do!

5
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Nothing on earth's gonna stop us
from getting some lunch!

6
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Huh?

7
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Party horse!
Party horse!

8
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Party! Party!
Party! Party!

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Party! Party!
Party! Party!

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Party! Pa...
Party! Pa...

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Huh?
Huh?

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Chrissy!

13
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Dude, what happened to you?

14
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Chrissy happened, man.
She dumped me.

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And she'll probably
never talk to me again.

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That's rough, man.
What went wrong?

17
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Naaaugh! It's all
her dad's fault.

18
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He's always telling her
my partying is "compulsive"

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And that I'm a "danger
to myself and others."

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I tried to talk to my bros

21
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On party horse planet
for advice,

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But they just duct-taped me
to a flagpole

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And pulled my underwear down.

24
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After that, I came to earth,
hoping you dudes could help me.

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Whoa!
Whoa!

26
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Uh, don't worry, dude.

27
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We'll help you
get your girlfriend back.

28
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You will?
It's easy.

29
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You just got to get her
something nice

30
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To show her you care about her.
Yeah, man.

31
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The mall has like 20 stores
that only sell stuff

32
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For guys who need to apologize
to their girlfriends.

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With our help, you'll be
back in the saddle in no time.

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Dude, saddle jokes?
Not cool.

35
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Thanks a lot
for your help, guys.

36
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Sorry you can't ever
go back to that mall again.

37
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Eh, you only ruined like
seven stores with your partying.

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Good luck, man.
Let us know how it goes.

39
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Oh, you know I will!

40
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Chrissy's gonna love
those presents.

41
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Yeah!

42
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You can't go wrong with jewelry,
flowers, and chocolate.

43
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Every guy knows that.

44
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Benson's gonna be really mad
about this hole.

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I'll get the shovels.

46
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And done.

47
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Whew!

48
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Now, like I was saying before
about lunch...

49
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Nothing on earth is gonna...

50
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Dudes! Chrissy did not like
the presents!

51
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But every guy knows
you can't go wrong

52
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With jewelry, flowers,
and chocolate.

53
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I repeat... the presents
were a major fail.

54
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She said that stuff's
just what guys think girls want

55
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And all those presents did
was prove

56
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I was just thinking about
some generic idea of a girl

57
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And not her specifically.

58
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Whoa.
That's so complicated.

59
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After Chrissy negged
on your prezzos,

60
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I panicked and made her
a mixtape of dope party jams

61
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Called "bass in your face,"

62
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And for some reason,
that was a bust, too.

63
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But that sounds like
a really good mix.

64
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Uh-nuh, duh!
Ugggggh!

65
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Sorry, buddy.

66
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I guess we need
a female perspective

67
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If we're gonna crack this nut
you call Chrissy.

68
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So, let me get this straight.

69
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You're a party horse
from another planet,

70
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And you need our help
to get your girlfriend back.

71
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Yes. Have you tried
talking to her?

72
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Just being real?

73
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Real?

74
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I'm the realest there is.
Check this out.

75
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Boom! That's real.

76
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Um... Let's try
some role-play, maybe?

77
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Okay. Margaret, you be Chrissy.

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Party horse, you be you.

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And... Go.

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Don't do me like this, Chrissy!
We're a perfect match!

81
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With that body and these abs,

82
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We're the hottest couple
on party horse planet.

83
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First of all, wow.

84
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But maybe you could focus
on something besides her looks?

85
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Hmmmmm.

86
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Well, she dedicates herself
to her interests.

87
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I think that's cool.

88
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And I like that she's into art.

89
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Good. This is good.

90
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And I guess there's the way
she elevates my very being

91
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And makes me
want to be a better person.

92
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Party horse, that was perfect!

93
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Call Chrissy and tell her
exactly what you just said.

94
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Or you could cry,
like mordecai did after c.J...

95
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Owwww!

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Thanks, guys.

97
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I'm gonna call her.

98
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Chrissy!

99
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Party horse, I'm sorry, but...

100
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Wait. I-I have something
I need to say.

101
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Chrissy, I think
you're really cool,

102
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And your art skills...
They... they always amaze me.

103
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You're like the Picasso of drawing
gross stuff on sleeping dudes' faces.

104
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Just give me one chance to prove

105
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That partying
doesn't control me.

106
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Let me take you out for
a nice, quiet dinner tonight.

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No bass drops,
no heinous property damage...

108
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Just you and me
and our thoughts.

109
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That's... Actually
a really nice idea.

110
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It is?

111
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Okay, party horse.

112
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One date... tonight.

113
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Last chance.

114
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Yes!
You won't regret this!

115
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Oop. Call waiting.
One sec, babe.

116
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Brah! Lumberjack party
tonight at Chad's pad.

117
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Rashad, Brad, and tad
are going in matching plaid.

118
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Dude, that sounds rad!
I'm in!

119
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Chrissy, I know I said
no more parties tonight,

120
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But there's a party tonight!

121
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You blew it, party horse.
Goodbye.

122
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Huh?

123
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Oh! Phew!
Chrissy, I thought y...

124
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Principal party horse?

125
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I told you
to stay away from my daughter.

126
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If I see you again, you're glue!

127
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That guy really
doesn't like you, huh?

128
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It's not fair!

129
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I didn't ask
to be born this way.

130
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If only there were some way
to exhaust

131
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This burning party star
inside of me.

132
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That's it, dude.

133
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We got to party
the party out of you.

134
00:10:05,080 --> 00:10:07,116
And then
you can get Chrissy back.

135
00:10:09,256 --> 00:10:10,857
Aw, yeah!

136
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You got to party so crazy,

137
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You'll never
want to party again.

138
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We're going
to party horse planet!

139
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Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!

140
00:10:26,356 --> 00:10:27,558
Whoo! Whoo!
Whoo! Whoo!