1 00:00:00,125 --> 00:00:01,199 I got a delivery for Benson. 2 00:00:02,941 --> 00:00:04,124 He's here! 3 00:00:05,725 --> 00:00:08,028 Ha ha! He's here! 4 00:00:09,565 --> 00:00:10,652 "He"? 5 00:00:14,813 --> 00:00:18,076 Eee! 6 00:00:20,413 --> 00:00:22,364 Ha ha ha! 7 00:00:24,029 --> 00:00:25,212 Oh, hello there. 8 00:00:27,069 --> 00:00:28,636 I'm Benson. 9 00:00:30,685 --> 00:00:32,668 Can you say "Benson"? 10 00:00:38,877 --> 00:00:40,188 Oh-ho-ho. Guys, meet applesauce! 11 00:00:42,205 --> 00:00:43,778 I adopted him through the oink foundation. 12 00:00:45,565 --> 00:00:47,329 It cost a fortune to overnight him to the park. 13 00:00:48,477 --> 00:00:50,108 Who's an expensive little guy? 14 00:00:51,741 --> 00:00:54,236 A pig? 15 00:00:55,933 --> 00:00:57,820 I thought you were more of a cat person, Benson. 16 00:00:59,133 --> 00:01:01,788 No, I'm done with cats. 17 00:01:03,421 --> 00:01:05,244 I'm a pig person now. 18 00:01:06,493 --> 00:01:08,488 It'll be great to have some company around the house. 19 00:01:10,365 --> 00:01:11,964 Isn't that right, little guy? 20 00:01:13,341 --> 00:01:14,748 Oh, what an amiable little swine. 21 00:01:18,269 --> 00:01:19,842 Oh, ha ha. Applesauce is my favorite food. 22 00:01:21,149 --> 00:01:22,748 I can see why you named him that. 23 00:01:24,029 --> 00:01:25,404 And, look! 24 00:01:27,453 --> 00:01:29,468 He even has a little apple on his arm. 25 00:01:45,021 --> 00:01:48,028 That's just a birthmark. 26 00:01:49,757 --> 00:01:51,676 Mordecai and rigby, change of plans. 27 00:01:53,213 --> 00:01:54,709 I'm stuck here with meetings until noon, 28 00:01:56,317 --> 00:01:57,698 So I want you to take applesauce back 29 00:01:59,357 --> 00:02:00,540 To my apartment and watch him. 30 00:02:02,333 --> 00:02:04,060 His pen is already set up. 31 00:02:05,149 --> 00:02:06,684 Just make sure he stays out of trouble. 32 00:02:09,821 --> 00:02:12,092 Whoa! All we gotta do is 33 00:02:15,261 --> 00:02:17,468 Watch a pig for three hours? 34 00:02:18,749 --> 00:02:20,060 Heck, yeah, we can do that! 35 00:02:21,213 --> 00:02:22,824 I'll see you in a little while, applesauce! 36 00:02:24,989 --> 00:02:26,043 Say "bye-bye!" 37 00:02:27,805 --> 00:02:28,988 Bye-bye, Benson. 38 00:02:30,749 --> 00:02:32,892 Bye-bye! 39 00:02:35,485 --> 00:02:38,204 Bye bye bye! 40 00:02:40,829 --> 00:02:45,500 Agh! I can't believe we have to sit around 41 00:02:47,389 --> 00:02:49,468 In Benson's apartment all morning. 42 00:02:51,197 --> 00:02:54,044 It smells like a hospital in there. 43 00:02:55,837 --> 00:02:57,852 Du... De, 44 00:02:59,421 --> 00:03:01,404 We don't have to be there for three hou-rs. 45 00:03:02,973 --> 00:03:06,428 Whoa-oa! 46 00:03:08,765 --> 00:03:11,356 Free pass! 47 00:03:14,877 --> 00:03:16,092 What do you say, applesauce? 48 00:03:17,884 --> 00:03:20,124 You want to hang out with us for three hours, 49 00:03:22,013 --> 00:03:23,701 Until you have to spend the rest of your life 50 00:03:25,693 --> 00:03:27,644 With Benson? I'll take that as a "yes." 51 00:03:29,565 --> 00:03:31,100 Hangin' with applesauce! 52 00:03:36,861 --> 00:03:40,380 Whoo! Whoo! 53 00:03:43,708 --> 00:03:44,821 Dude, we're like cool uncles. 54 00:03:46,653 --> 00:03:48,341 You want to get something to eat, applesauce? 55 00:03:53,373 --> 00:03:55,227 Aw, nice! They have bacon-wrapped hot dogs! 56 00:03:56,765 --> 00:03:58,364 Dude, you can't give that to applesauce. 57 00:03:59,901 --> 00:04:00,956 That's his people. 58 00:04:02,109 --> 00:04:04,348 Oh, yeah. I'm a terrible uncle. 59 00:04:11,485 --> 00:04:14,268 Veggie dog, then, applesauce? 60 00:04:15,805 --> 00:04:16,764 Applesauce? Where'd he go? 61 00:04:18,141 --> 00:04:19,599 I don't know. He was here a second ago. 62 00:04:22,301 --> 00:04:24,252 Applesauce? Applesauce! 63 00:04:26,044 --> 00:04:27,003 Huh? 64 00:04:28,445 --> 00:04:30,747 Hey-ey, Benson. What's up? 65 00:04:32,989 --> 00:04:35,452 Hey, I'm gonna be here a little longer than I thought, 66 00:04:36,893 --> 00:04:38,940 But I should be home by 12:30, at the latest. 67 00:04:39,965 --> 00:04:41,340 May I speak to applesauce? 68 00:04:42,397 --> 00:04:44,187 Uh... 69 00:04:46,909 --> 00:04:48,444 Just a sec. 70 00:04:51,197 --> 00:04:52,700 Ah! 71 00:04:57,917 --> 00:04:59,772 Oh, ho ho. Hello, applesauce. 72 00:05:02,045 --> 00:05:04,795 Hello! 73 00:05:07,773 --> 00:05:09,564 I have a pig now. 74 00:05:16,316 --> 00:05:18,300 All right, applesauce, that's enough. 75 00:05:20,668 --> 00:05:23,100 I just want you guys to know how much it means to me 76 00:05:24,925 --> 00:05:26,972 That you're taking care of my little applesauce. 77 00:05:28,381 --> 00:05:30,414 I don't know what I'd do if something happened to him. 78 00:05:37,021 --> 00:05:41,179 Why, hello, there, little pig. 79 00:05:43,741 --> 00:05:45,180 You want a bite? 80 00:05:49,053 --> 00:05:50,300 Aah! Rabid pig! 81 00:05:51,965 --> 00:05:53,403 Rabid pi-I-I-g! 82 00:05:54,749 --> 00:05:56,220 - Aaaaaaaaaah! 83 00:06:01,405 --> 00:06:04,028 Gotcha! 84 00:06:05,661 --> 00:06:08,028 What's all that noise? 85 00:06:09,661 --> 00:06:11,119 Uh, we gotta go. See you later, Benson. 86 00:06:12,956 --> 00:06:14,716 Come on. 87 00:06:16,860 --> 00:06:18,748 Wait! Stop! 88 00:06:20,221 --> 00:06:21,916 Aw, man! 89 00:06:27,037 --> 00:06:28,955 Yeah, they just brought in a pig a few minutes ago. 90 00:06:29,948 --> 00:06:33,596 I hear he attacked an elderly woman 91 00:06:35,996 --> 00:06:37,467 And trashed up a doughnut shop. 92 00:06:39,229 --> 00:06:41,377 Aw, come on! He's just a pig. He doesn't know any better! 93 00:06:44,061 --> 00:06:46,652 Look, we gotta get him back to Benson's apartment 94 00:06:48,540 --> 00:06:50,332 By 12:30, or he's going to fire us! 95 00:06:53,084 --> 00:06:55,003 All right, I'll see what I can do. 96 00:06:58,621 --> 00:07:00,424 That place had the best jelly doughnuts in town. 97 00:07:01,564 --> 00:07:03,290 That's the kind of thing cops take personally. 98 00:07:10,876 --> 00:07:12,956 All right, a lot of innocent doughnuts 99 00:07:15,068 --> 00:07:16,092 Went to waste today, pig. 100 00:07:17,661 --> 00:07:18,780 Why'd you do it? 101 00:07:19,901 --> 00:07:21,397 This little piggy's goin' "wee wee wee!" 102 00:07:22,173 --> 00:07:24,014 All the way to jail, if he doesn't start talking! 103 00:07:25,564 --> 00:07:26,748 What do we got, boys? 104 00:07:27,869 --> 00:07:29,307 It's no use, low fives. 105 00:07:32,573 --> 00:07:34,140 This piggy ain't squealin'. 106 00:07:37,565 --> 00:07:39,323 Well, he's just a pig. 107 00:07:40,765 --> 00:07:43,195 They can't talk. Right? 108 00:07:44,893 --> 00:07:46,926 That's exactly what they want you to think, then, bam! 109 00:07:48,125 --> 00:07:50,587 They slip right through your fingers. 110 00:07:53,149 --> 00:07:54,377 You'll have to excuse merv here. 111 00:07:57,148 --> 00:07:58,267 He's... A little fired up. 112 00:08:00,349 --> 00:08:02,428 Give us a couple more hours 113 00:08:03,837 --> 00:08:06,203 And we'll get you some answers. 114 00:08:08,509 --> 00:08:10,843 Yeah. 115 00:08:13,820 --> 00:08:15,580 Until then, he ain't goin' nowheres! 116 00:08:52,796 --> 00:08:54,843 Dude, there he is! 117 00:08:56,924 --> 00:08:59,068 Looks like low fives got him out. 118 00:09:00,860 --> 00:09:03,420 Come on, applesauce, 119 00:09:12,157 --> 00:09:14,780 We gotta hurry up and get you home. 120 00:09:20,156 --> 00:09:21,916 Well, I think that was enough fun for one day. 121 00:09:25,661 --> 00:09:27,707 Yeah, you gave us a run for our money, little guy. 122 00:09:29,693 --> 00:09:32,316 We thought you were some crazed criminal, 123 00:09:34,237 --> 00:09:36,475 For a second there. 124 00:09:45,149 --> 00:09:47,611 Uh, what are you doing, applesauce? 125 00:09:55,292 --> 00:09:57,276 Uh, mordecai? 126 00:10:07,164 --> 00:10:10,555 Huah-ah! Floor it, Leroy!