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Wait, wait, wait.

2
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Yo, rigby,
what does this remind you of?

3
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What?

4
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Your 7th-grade
science project

5
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On which pizza box
makes the best pillow.

6
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What?

7
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Dude, I made groundbreaking
discoveries with that project.

8
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Come on, rigby.

9
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We've all done
embarrassing stuff.

10
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You know, when I was a kid,

11
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I used to peel the pepperoni off
of pizza and eat it separately.

12
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Geez.

13
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Hmm. Okay.

14
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That's not really
that embarrassing, Margaret.

15
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I mean,
if you want embarrassing,

16
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There's this manifesto
I wrote in 6th grade.

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Wait, I think I still have it.

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Here it is!

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"The Eileen plan."

20
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Oh, wow.

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"I, Eileen Roberts,
do hereby swear"

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To accomplish the following

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"By the end of my first quarter
century on planet earth."

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"One... lower age of
presidential eligibility to 25."

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"Two...
Achieve presidency."

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Tell me,
how's it coming with those?

27
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Hey, I've still got time.

28
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Yeah, you can totally do that
stuff by the time you're 44.

29
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What? No, a quarter century
is 25 years.

30
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Yeah, I knew that.

31
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"Number three...
Marry someone brilliant,"

32
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Preferably with several pants
under his belt"?

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"Patents."

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Oh, "patents."

35
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"But just super smart
is okay, too"?

36
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Oh, man!

37
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I don't even know
anyone like that,

38
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Much less am I married to him.

39
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Yeah, pretty funny.

40
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"Number four... eliminate
allergic responses to peanuts."

41
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Hey, mordecai?

42
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Hey, mordecai?

43
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Hey, mordecai.
Ah, what?

44
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Do you think I'm dumb? Yes.

45
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Okay, yeah. I thought so.
I was just checking.

46
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No, you're not dumb.

47
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I was just kidding.

48
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You're... Smart?

49
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In your own way?

50
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Dude, where's this coming from?

51
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You've always been cool
with being dumb.

52
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It's just...

53
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The Eileen plan.

54
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Even if I was smart
in my own way,

55
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Which I'm not,
I'm still not brilliant.

56
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I have zero patents or pants.

57
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You're overreacting, man.

58
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Eileen doesn't care
about that stuff anymore.

59
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But she doesn't know I didn't
graduate from high school.

60
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If I'm ever gonna be
the brilliant guy of her dreams,

61
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That's the least I can do.

62
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So, let me get this straight...

63
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You, an adult,
want to enroll at this school

64
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So you can get your diploma

65
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Because you're currently
too dumb.

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^

67
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Pretty much, yeah.

68
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Not a chance, rigby.

69
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You put me through enough grief
the first time you went here.

70
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Oh, come on, principal Dean!

71
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I know I screwed up
in high school,

72
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But I swear I've changed.

73
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Fine.

74
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I shouldn't do this, but...

75
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Hmm...

76
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You still need three classes
to graduate...

77
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A science, a phys ed,
and a language.

78
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Choose one to start,
and I suggest you be realistic.

79
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I will.
Thanks, principal Dean.

80
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You won't regret this.

81
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So, what do you think?

82
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Hmm...
Oh, dude, perfect.

83
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Intro to geology.
Remember?

84
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Not really.

85
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"Rocks for jocks."
"No one ever fails."

86
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Oh, yeah.

87
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All the athletes took it 'cause
it was basically a free pass.

88
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Piece of cake.
I'll do it.

89
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You're not worried about hanging
out with jocks all semester?

90
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Nah, I'm gonna rule that place
like a king.

91
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Settle down, class.

92
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We've got a returning student
with us today.

93
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Rigby, would you like
to come to the front

94
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And introduce yourself?

95
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Hey, dudes, let me rap to you
about...

96
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'Sup?

97
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I'm rigby,
but my friends call me rigbone.

98
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You guys have actually
probably heard of me.

99
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I used to go to this school.

100
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Oh, yeah.

101
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My older brother stepped
on your neck in gym class.

102
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Didn't you flunk out?

103
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N-no.

104
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Yeah, right.

105
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Whatever!
I only came back here

106
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To prove something
to my girlfriend, anyway.

107
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Oh, cool.

108
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Is she
a 100-year-old dropout, too?

109
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No.

110
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She's super cool
and, like, a genius.

111
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You're old.

112
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Aiden, Braeden, Jayden!

113
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Behave yourself,
or you won't pass this class.

114
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Mrs. Kessler,
nobody's ever failed your class.

115
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That's true.
Okay.

116
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So, from last week,
who knows what this is called?

117
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And remember,
we ruled out rock hole.

118
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Ohh!

119
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Wow.

120
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You never studied this hard

121
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When you were actually
in high school.

122
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Failure's not an option, dude.

123
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If Eileen
wants someone brilliant,

124
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She's gonna get
someone brilliant.

125
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Hey, Eileen.

126
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Ohh, that was tonight?

127
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Aah.
Sorry, I can't.

128
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Uh... Because...

129
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Mordecai got dumped again.
That guy, right?

130
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Dude, what the...?

131
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Shh. Yeah, it's real
touch-and-go right now.

132
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He needs my support.

133
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We're still on
for Friday, though!

134
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The big dance thing
we planned for months!

135
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Got to go.
See ya!

136
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That's the third thing I've
had to turn down this week.

137
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Dude, just tell her the truth.

138
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Not until I'm brilliant.

139
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You hear that?

140
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I heard it,
Mrs. K.

141
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I'm sure everyone did, but
thanks for responding, rigby.

142
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Well, anyway, the hollow sound

143
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Is how you can tell
if a rock is a geode.

144
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Look at that.
Gorgeous.

145
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We'll see plenty of these
on our field trip Friday night.

146
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Um...

147
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Excuse me.
What field trip?