1 00:01:16,749 --> 00:01:18,781 Did you enjoy your meal, sir? 2 00:01:20,415 --> 00:01:22,614 You bet! 3 00:01:23,949 --> 00:01:25,448 Kung pao chicken and white rice... 4 00:01:30,149 --> 00:01:35,348 My favorite meal three years running. 5 00:01:36,849 --> 00:01:39,448 Ah, thank you. 6 00:01:42,515 --> 00:01:43,514 Fortune cookie. 7 00:01:44,782 --> 00:01:46,981 Wouldn't want to forget that. 8 00:01:48,083 --> 00:01:49,321 It's the highlight of my night. 9 00:01:50,615 --> 00:01:52,082 Huh. 10 00:01:55,549 --> 00:01:58,514 "Adventure comes to those who seek it." 11 00:02:10,482 --> 00:02:13,314 Hmm. 12 00:02:21,116 --> 00:02:22,348 Hm-hm! 13 00:02:23,682 --> 00:02:25,581 Time to Ace a foreign-language class! 14 00:02:28,649 --> 00:02:29,648 Buenos day-os! 15 00:02:30,816 --> 00:02:32,082 Bone juice! 16 00:02:34,682 --> 00:02:37,015 Grunton tog! 17 00:02:38,782 --> 00:02:40,581 Well, rigby, you did it. 18 00:02:43,083 --> 00:02:46,448 You failed all your foreign-language classes. 19 00:02:47,549 --> 00:02:49,627 Makes me so sad seeing you walking through the halls, 20 00:02:50,482 --> 00:02:52,748 A grown man floating around like a ghost. 21 00:02:55,016 --> 00:02:56,814 Why do I even need a foreign language, anyway? 22 00:02:57,916 --> 00:02:59,781 It's not like I'll ever use it in real life. 23 00:03:02,649 --> 00:03:04,008 I can get by on my street smarts... 24 00:03:10,582 --> 00:03:12,348 Just walkin' around, talkin' to people, 25 00:03:13,615 --> 00:03:15,573 Talkin' on the street, like, "hey, how you doin'?" 26 00:03:16,116 --> 00:03:18,748 Just pass a foreign language somehow and graduate already! 27 00:03:20,849 --> 00:03:22,614 I can't take this anymore! 28 00:03:24,782 --> 00:03:26,700 And then we just sat there crying for 10 minutes. 29 00:03:30,149 --> 00:03:33,481 What are you gonna do, dude? 30 00:03:37,549 --> 00:03:40,548 Hello, everyone. 31 00:03:43,716 --> 00:03:45,581 I have a very shocking announcement. 32 00:03:50,016 --> 00:03:52,448 I'm gonna go to China and teach English for a month. 33 00:03:55,149 --> 00:03:56,481 Whoa! 34 00:03:58,415 --> 00:03:59,548 That's awesome! I know! 35 00:04:00,816 --> 00:04:02,448 They even cover my plane ticket. 36 00:04:03,882 --> 00:04:07,881 Benson, do you even know any Chinese? 37 00:04:11,016 --> 00:04:12,534 Uh, no. But I'm teaching English, so... 38 00:04:18,782 --> 00:04:20,681 Well, everybody, have a good month, 39 00:04:22,016 --> 00:04:23,254 And you know what I always say, 40 00:04:24,615 --> 00:04:26,134 "Adventure comes to those who seek it." 41 00:04:37,016 --> 00:04:40,381 Close the window. 42 00:04:45,083 --> 00:04:47,480 So, what are you gonna do about your foreign language, rigby? 43 00:04:49,016 --> 00:04:50,481 Rigby? 44 00:04:52,116 --> 00:04:54,015 Rigby? 45 00:05:10,816 --> 00:05:12,348 Does anybody know where the school is? 46 00:05:15,482 --> 00:05:17,681 Uh, xue xiao? 47 00:05:20,782 --> 00:05:21,815 Xue xiao? 48 00:05:31,816 --> 00:05:34,815 Oh, Benson! 49 00:05:36,082 --> 00:05:38,001 We're so excited to have foreign English teacher. 50 00:05:38,716 --> 00:05:40,381 Thanks so much, principal zang. 51 00:05:43,449 --> 00:05:45,681 - Zhang? - Zhang! 52 00:05:46,916 --> 00:05:48,981 Oh, I'm really sorry about my outfit. 53 00:05:50,916 --> 00:05:53,381 The airline lost my luggage. 54 00:05:56,749 --> 00:05:58,448 Uh, no, it's a good shirt. 55 00:05:59,582 --> 00:06:01,500 So, do I get reimbursed for my ticket now, or...? 56 00:06:02,916 --> 00:06:04,874 Oh, you only get plane ticket if your kids impress 57 00:06:07,482 --> 00:06:09,715 At the big English performance at end of semester. 58 00:06:11,682 --> 00:06:13,414 Huge assembly... Whole school watching! 59 00:06:14,916 --> 00:06:16,348 Seriously? 60 00:06:17,582 --> 00:06:19,100 Yes. Very funny. But it's very serious. 61 00:06:19,916 --> 00:06:21,674 Well... stick to the book and you'll be fine. 62 00:06:25,949 --> 00:06:27,081 Uh... 63 00:06:58,816 --> 00:07:02,781 Uh... Hello? 64 00:07:05,816 --> 00:07:07,548 Hi! 65 00:07:14,649 --> 00:07:16,815 Heh heh. All right. 66 00:07:18,849 --> 00:07:20,614 Well, uh... 67 00:07:21,949 --> 00:07:23,848 My name is Benson dunwoody. 68 00:07:25,882 --> 00:07:28,147 You can call me Benson or Mr. Benson. 69 00:07:32,782 --> 00:07:34,448 I was told you already have English names, 70 00:07:37,048 --> 00:07:39,915 So we'll start with the class list. 71 00:07:41,849 --> 00:07:44,980 Kobe? Present. 72 00:07:47,615 --> 00:07:49,980 LeBron? Present. 73 00:07:52,716 --> 00:07:54,848 Apple? Present. 74 00:07:58,716 --> 00:08:00,514 Rigby? 75 00:08:01,615 --> 00:08:04,748 Yeah-uh! 76 00:08:10,882 --> 00:08:14,681 Rigby, what are you doing here? 77 00:08:15,849 --> 00:08:18,014 I need a foreign-language class. 78 00:08:20,582 --> 00:08:22,848 You're teaching a foreign-language class. 79 00:08:26,716 --> 00:08:28,234 It's really the most convenient option. 80 00:08:30,515 --> 00:08:32,715 How did you even get here? 81 00:08:37,782 --> 00:08:39,700 I'll give you all this stuff if you take me to... 82 00:08:42,782 --> 00:08:45,481 This school! 83 00:08:46,948 --> 00:08:49,481 Okay! 84 00:08:51,682 --> 00:08:55,614 Rigby, go home now. 85 00:08:57,849 --> 00:09:00,715 Come on, Benson. All I need is a passing grade. 86 00:09:05,182 --> 00:09:07,548 I'll pass you if you earn it. 87 00:09:09,649 --> 00:09:11,681 Nice! Up top! 88 00:09:18,015 --> 00:09:20,748 All right, everyone. 89 00:09:23,749 --> 00:09:26,186 In this class, we'll be learning how to write a formal letter. 90 00:09:27,182 --> 00:09:29,514 So, naturally, we'll start with keeping concise syntax. 91 00:09:35,115 --> 00:09:37,147 Lo shi! Uh, what? 92 00:09:42,848 --> 00:09:45,681 What are you... What are you saying to me? 93 00:09:47,749 --> 00:09:51,214 Teacher! 94 00:09:53,948 --> 00:09:56,548 Teacher! 95 00:10:00,182 --> 00:10:04,715 Uh, teacher Benson... teacher! 96 00:10:07,449 --> 00:10:10,147 Yes, uh, apple? 97 00:10:11,981 --> 00:10:13,548 What does egg-skellent mean? 98 00:10:14,749 --> 00:10:15,814 Excuse me? 99 00:10:17,115 --> 00:10:18,681 Eh? 100 00:10:19,848 --> 00:10:21,367 Well, "eggscellent" is more like slang, 101 00:10:22,515 --> 00:10:24,713 So, you know, it's not really applicable to this lesson. 102 00:10:25,148 --> 00:10:27,146 It kind of means like "really cool," but with eggs. 103 00:10:30,515 --> 00:10:32,715 Ah! 104 00:10:34,682 --> 00:10:35,814 Shenme, shenme, shenme. 105 00:10:39,881 --> 00:10:40,947 Uh... 106 00:10:42,148 --> 00:10:44,186 Well, uh, maybe if we have time at the end of class. 107 00:10:44,615 --> 00:10:45,880 Rigby, do you have girlfriend? 108 00:10:47,549 --> 00:10:49,847 Why, yes, I do, Kobe. 109 00:10:51,615 --> 00:10:52,980 Wow! 110 00:10:54,781 --> 00:10:56,081 What about you, Mr. Benson? 111 00:10:59,515 --> 00:11:01,514 Uh, well, I'm... 112 00:11:05,349 --> 00:11:07,147 Not really officially seeing anyone right now. 113 00:11:10,015 --> 00:11:11,947 Wha? 114 00:11:14,815 --> 00:11:16,914 Do you want one? 115 00:11:18,615 --> 00:11:20,081 I don't... 116 00:11:25,682 --> 00:11:28,880 Uh, no. 117 00:11:30,382 --> 00:11:31,820 It's not... It's not really relevant. 118 00:11:33,981 --> 00:11:35,420 Rigby, how many hot dogs can you eat? 119 00:11:36,981 --> 00:11:39,514 Five... Three with buns! 120 00:11:40,815 --> 00:11:41,980 Wow! Me too! 121 00:11:43,682 --> 00:11:46,614 You're pretty eggscellent, rigby. 122 00:11:50,148 --> 00:11:53,047 Hm-hm-hm!