1 00:00:36,926 --> 00:00:40,024 And now commentary from rgb2. 2 00:00:44,225 --> 00:00:46,625 If you ask this old-timer, TV peaked in the '80s. 3 00:00:48,626 --> 00:00:50,591 Why don't shows have laugh tracks anymore? 4 00:00:54,259 --> 00:00:56,391 Sorry to keep you guys waiting. 5 00:00:58,192 --> 00:01:00,491 I know you're hungry, but my famous peanut butter 6 00:01:03,225 --> 00:01:06,425 And celery appetizers will be out in a jiffy. 7 00:01:09,592 --> 00:01:11,158 Daringly modern. 8 00:01:13,659 --> 00:01:15,425 Contrapposto. 9 00:01:18,125 --> 00:01:21,892 Avant-garde. 10 00:01:24,693 --> 00:01:26,158 These are all words you might say 11 00:01:27,559 --> 00:01:29,437 When you gaze upon my piece... "seeds of agony." 12 00:01:31,959 --> 00:01:33,991 You won't want to miss this cultural event 13 00:01:35,992 --> 00:01:37,625 Before it is taken by blimp 14 00:01:39,359 --> 00:01:41,558 Back to my minimalist Parisian studio 15 00:01:44,259 --> 00:01:45,558 And destroyed. 16 00:01:47,292 --> 00:01:48,558 The venue? 17 00:01:50,659 --> 00:01:53,056 A transitional locale between the realms of light and dreams. 18 00:01:54,326 --> 00:01:56,164 Off of spruce and I-95 at dusk by the cheezers. 19 00:01:58,559 --> 00:02:00,491 Saturday only. 20 00:02:02,292 --> 00:02:03,658 Whimsical! 21 00:02:05,659 --> 00:02:08,224 Wow. That looks crazy. 22 00:02:09,726 --> 00:02:12,391 Crazy enough to work! 23 00:02:14,225 --> 00:02:16,458 Dude, what are you talking about? 24 00:02:18,659 --> 00:02:21,924 Can you guys keep a secret? 25 00:02:24,192 --> 00:02:26,358 I'm taking Eileen to see that tomorrow. 26 00:02:27,626 --> 00:02:28,958 And you guys are coming with! 27 00:02:30,592 --> 00:02:34,124 And you're not gonna ruin the surprise! 28 00:02:35,492 --> 00:02:37,291 What? It sounds a little intense. 29 00:02:39,459 --> 00:02:42,291 And why's it got to be a surprise? 30 00:02:44,626 --> 00:02:47,458 Is it a special occasion or something? 31 00:02:48,992 --> 00:02:51,425 No, and that's the point. 32 00:02:54,125 --> 00:02:58,391 She'd be expecting something if it was. 33 00:03:05,592 --> 00:03:07,058 I've made her laugh, cry, 34 00:03:09,225 --> 00:03:11,525 Scream with terror when she fell into that cave hole. 35 00:03:14,726 --> 00:03:17,258 All the big emotions. 36 00:03:19,659 --> 00:03:22,358 But she's too smart to be surprised. No way. 37 00:03:25,059 --> 00:03:26,924 If there's a mystery, she has to solve it. 38 00:03:28,693 --> 00:03:31,458 Whenever I try to surprise Eileen, 39 00:03:34,025 --> 00:03:36,124 She figures it out immediately. 40 00:03:38,959 --> 00:03:41,358 Good evening, my lady. 41 00:03:43,225 --> 00:03:44,863 I'm 'ere to warn you that trouble's afoot. 42 00:03:46,192 --> 00:03:48,191 You see, there's been a mur... 43 00:03:51,459 --> 00:03:53,658 Aah! You're taking me to a murder mystery, right? 44 00:03:55,992 --> 00:03:59,258 Uh, yes. 45 00:04:01,059 --> 00:04:02,897 Great! I already picked out a dress a week ago! 46 00:04:06,559 --> 00:04:09,358 Surprise! I'm taking you... 47 00:04:12,459 --> 00:04:16,091 To the conjunction of the moon and Mars up on lookout mountain? 48 00:04:17,992 --> 00:04:21,924 I know! I'm so excited! 49 00:04:24,359 --> 00:04:26,517 Hello... you're taking me to the biannual mating season 50 00:04:29,359 --> 00:04:31,625 Of the hermit crabs? 51 00:04:34,693 --> 00:04:36,024 You're the best! 52 00:04:37,426 --> 00:04:38,591 She's smart like that, dude. 53 00:04:40,392 --> 00:04:42,709 So I thought up a plan so crazy she'll never figure it out. 54 00:04:46,092 --> 00:04:48,958 Will you guys help drive us around? 55 00:04:54,426 --> 00:04:56,258 Dude, you're being kind of crazy, 56 00:05:03,692 --> 00:05:05,224 But at least it's a nice kind of crazy. 57 00:05:06,959 --> 00:05:09,458 I think that's sweet, rigby. Of course we'll help you. 58 00:05:11,659 --> 00:05:14,258 Who wants celery and peanut butter? 59 00:05:16,025 --> 00:05:17,591 Wait, I smell a surprise brewing. 60 00:05:19,259 --> 00:05:21,924 No! You don't! 61 00:05:23,259 --> 00:05:25,191 You're taking me to a movie after this! 62 00:06:09,225 --> 00:06:12,258 Ha! No! 63 00:06:19,992 --> 00:06:22,224 Is there even a surprise at all? Who's to say? 64 00:06:23,959 --> 00:06:25,518 Hello, Eileen. I have something for you. 65 00:06:27,359 --> 00:06:29,391 Wait. 66 00:06:37,526 --> 00:06:40,425 I'm gonna say, based on your beach casual look, 67 00:06:43,658 --> 00:06:46,291 Combined with formal jacket and corsage, 68 00:06:51,159 --> 00:06:52,657 We're going to... Beach prom! 69 00:06:56,125 --> 00:06:58,624 That's the most fun party of the year! 70 00:07:07,125 --> 00:07:10,657 Oh, Eileen, Eileen, Eileen. 71 00:07:12,259 --> 00:07:14,425 I have a different surprise in store for you. 72 00:07:17,392 --> 00:07:20,058 And this time, you're never gonna be able to guess it. 73 00:07:22,725 --> 00:07:25,291 Now, ditch the apron. We're heading out. 74 00:07:31,625 --> 00:07:34,191 Wait, but I still have to work. 75 00:07:35,692 --> 00:07:37,251 Talked to your boss. It's taken care of. 76 00:07:39,025 --> 00:07:41,024 Hey. 50 years from now, 77 00:07:44,725 --> 00:07:47,191 Are you gonna remember bussing tables 78 00:07:49,225 --> 00:07:51,024 Or the greatest adventure of your life? 79 00:07:54,525 --> 00:07:58,325 Now, get out of here, you crazy kids. 80 00:08:00,059 --> 00:08:01,491 Rigby, I don't know who that is. 81 00:08:04,125 --> 00:08:06,325 He's a guy who gets it. 82 00:08:07,992 --> 00:08:09,590 But don't worry. I did talk to your boss. 83 00:08:10,525 --> 00:08:12,590 Hmm. 84 00:08:14,159 --> 00:08:16,157 If it's not beach prom, are we going to Costa Rica? 85 00:08:17,558 --> 00:08:20,991 No need to guess. Just enjoy the surprise. 86 00:08:22,359 --> 00:08:24,590 Maybe your outfit is a red herring. 87 00:08:27,591 --> 00:08:29,191 Whoa. Crazy running into you guys. 88 00:08:34,359 --> 00:08:35,557 So random. 89 00:08:37,259 --> 00:08:38,391 Need a lift? 90 00:08:40,292 --> 00:08:42,529 But that could also be a red herring of said red herring, 91 00:08:43,359 --> 00:08:45,358 Meaning... Beach prom! 92 00:08:47,992 --> 00:08:50,391 Just get in the car! 93 00:08:55,192 --> 00:08:57,110 I'd say we're about 15 miles outside of downtown, 94 00:09:03,558 --> 00:09:05,924 Heading northwest. 95 00:09:09,359 --> 00:09:12,991 The temperature has dropped approximately three degrees, 96 00:09:14,525 --> 00:09:16,557 Which puts us near that shoe store I like. 97 00:09:18,392 --> 00:09:20,058 But... 98 00:09:23,125 --> 00:09:24,723 Yep, we'd overshoot it by about 900 feet. 99 00:09:27,491 --> 00:09:28,624 Ah! Sea turtle fan club! 100 00:09:30,525 --> 00:09:33,124 I just paid my dues. That's so nice, rigby. 101 00:09:43,092 --> 00:09:45,391 And time to turn around. 102 00:09:48,558 --> 00:09:52,124 Huh? 103 00:09:54,192 --> 00:09:57,058 Uh, make a u-turn up here. 104 00:09:59,725 --> 00:10:03,657 Okay? 105 00:10:09,658 --> 00:10:12,325 All right, everyone get out and go behind the house. 106 00:10:15,625 --> 00:10:18,224 Hmm... 107 00:10:27,025 --> 00:10:28,624 I've got it. 108 00:10:30,692 --> 00:10:32,770 You're building a hot-air balloon with all this stuff 109 00:10:33,959 --> 00:10:35,524 For us to ride in. 110 00:10:37,391 --> 00:10:39,190 That stuff's for a birthday at the park later, 111 00:10:42,326 --> 00:10:44,258 Which you guys better be back for. 112 00:10:46,425 --> 00:10:48,184 I'm not working it by myself after last time. 113 00:10:51,192 --> 00:10:53,390 Look, I'm sorry about that brush fire, 114 00:10:58,591 --> 00:11:00,349 But I don't think we'll make it back in time. 115 00:11:01,591 --> 00:11:03,124 Rigby's plan might last all month. 116 00:11:04,458 --> 00:11:06,891 Speaking of which, round 'em up! Back in the car! 117 00:11:13,525 --> 00:11:15,258 Not cool, bros! 118 00:11:17,625 --> 00:11:20,143 Rigby, I have to say this is the best surprise you've ever done. 119 00:11:21,292 --> 00:11:23,329 But that doesn't mean I won't figure out what it is. 120 00:11:25,059 --> 00:11:27,091 Well, you won't, unless you know what's that way!