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All right, let's see...

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Foreign language... check.

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Geology... check.

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All that's left is...

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Bam!
Gym class!

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Once I pass this, I'll finally
be able to graduate.

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Besides, any bozo can pass gym.

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Then why didn't you pass
the first time?

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I don't know.
High school was a long time ago.

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All right, you little loafers,
listen up!

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Coach mccrackle will no longer
be teaching here.

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What?
My gosh. That's...

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He requested that I read
this letter of resignation

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to you all.

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"Dear class, things are finally
looking up for me."

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I have won the lottery.

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Now that I'm a rich man,
I will never have to spend

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another second
in that disgusting gym

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"with your pimply, greasy faces
ever again."

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It, uh...
Goes on like this for a while.

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But anyway,
we found a new substitute

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for the remainder
of the school year.

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A substitute? This will be
easier than I thought.

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Hello,
high-school degree!

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So,
please welcome former student

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and five-time
volleyball champion

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coach Francis jablonski.

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Body check!

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Jablonski, no...
Aah!

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Set me up!

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Ow! Jablonski!

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Jablonski!

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Jablonski.

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Well, jablonski,
I'll leave ya to it.

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Listen up, you clowns.

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Now that I'm running this show,

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things are gonna be different
around here.

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Everybody, 20 laps!

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Let's go!
Except my little bro, Aiden,

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who has already achieved
peak physical fitness.

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Look at this.

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I didn't know the school
had a 10-year program.

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Listen, jablonski,
high school was a long time ago.

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We've both matured a lot
since then.

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Let's bury the hatchet.

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Ha!
As if!

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You want to fail my class
like you failed at life?

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No, sir.
Then get moving!

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58, 59, 60...

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Let's go!

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More jumps, less Jacks.

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Aah!

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Get back on the rope,
butterfingers!

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This ain't nap time.

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Come on, let's hustle.
Only three miles left.

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That's right.
Put your backs into it.

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I want the jablonski mobile
spotless before lunchtime.

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What does this have to do
with gym class?

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Everything!
Now keep scrubbing.

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Let me get this straight...

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You want me to fire jablonski?

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Yes, principal Dean.

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I can't fire him, but I can
talk to him on your behalf

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about the car thing.

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What?
No, don't mention me.

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He'll only make things worse
if he knows I told you.

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It'll be totally anonymous.
Don't worry about it.

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Your secret is safe with me.

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All right, before we begin,

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I have an announcement to make.

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Principal Dean just told me
that someone here

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has a problem with my teaching.

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Totally anonymous.

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Well, guess what.

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That someone just earned you all
extra laps.

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Aww, man. I can't believe
someone snitched.

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Let's go! Get to it!

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Hold it, rigby.

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I got a special assignment
for you. Aiden!

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You get to wash my dishes.

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You can't do this!

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You're just a substitute.

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I can do whatever I want.

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I know you ratted me out, rigby.

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Good luck passing my class now.

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Might want to put
some elbow grease into it.

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Some of that food
is really caked on there.

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Might want to put
some elbow grease into it.

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Dude, what's the matter?

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Can't keep up
with the high school kids?

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Worse.
It's jablonski.

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He's the new substitute
for my gym class.

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Whoa.
He's a sub now?

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I thought he'd be in jail
or something.

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It's not fair.

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I've done everything
to get my diploma.

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I fell down a cave hole,
went all the way to China,

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just so some meathead
can fail me at gym class.

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It's all for nothing!
No, it's not.

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You just have to beat him
at his own game.

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But I'm terrible at volleyball.

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What was that other thing
he was into?

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Food... Run?

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Yeah.

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Aah!
Ugh!

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These times are pathetic.

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A-plus work, Aiden.
Man, I'm starving.

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Do they still do taco Tuesday
at the cafeteria?

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You could do taco Tuesday,
or you could go on a...

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Food run.

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Food run?

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I haven't played that
since high school.

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The glory days.

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W-what's food run?

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Don't you know anything, Milton?

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Food run is a game
where two teams

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order takeout
from the same place.

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They race to the restaurant,

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and the first team
back with the food wins.

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I've never lost in my life.

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Jablonski,
I challenge you to food run.

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If I win, you have to give me
a pass in phys. Ed.

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Hmm! Hmm!

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Rigby, no!

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All right, but if I win,
you fail

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and you got to wash me
and Aiden's dirty jock straps

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for the rest of the semester.

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Y-you're on!

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Tomorrow night at midnight.

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We'll run to the cheezers
on the bad side of town.

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You're gonna lose, rigby.

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Once a loser, always a loser!

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What are you gonna do, rigby?

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I'm gonna need some help.

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I knew he wouldn't show.

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Probably past
that little chicken's bedtime.

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He's probably all nestled
in his chicken Coop.

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Chicken. Chicken.

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Evening,
jab-losers.

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Well, well, well.

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Two dweebs for the price of one.

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Where'd you get that ride,
twerp?

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Borrowed it from my little bro,

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who's way cooler
than your little bro.

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Let's just get this over with.

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All right, the first team
to pick up their food

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and make it back
to the front steps wins!

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Gentlemen!

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Get ready to place your orders!

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On your mark...

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Get set... Go!

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Ugh, it's busy?

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Speed dial.

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Cheezers.
Yep... Uh-huh.

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Extra cheese.
Got it.

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All right.
See you soon.

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We got a food run!

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Okay, let's go!

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No!
Forget it!

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I'm just ordering
at the drive-through.

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Hey, it's not so bad here.

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Get off my property!

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Aah! Aah!

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Aah! No!

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Keep your eyes on the road,
grandma!

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Ow! Jablonski!

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Jablonski's almost there.

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Ugh! He's pulling
the drive-through move.

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That's so much quicker.

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Pick up for team rigby!

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Uh, it's almost ready.

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Sorry.
It's my first day.

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Aww, come on!

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U-um...

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Just give me my food!

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It's my...
It's my first day.

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Hold this.

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Finally.
Let's go.

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What's the map say?

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Go up here.
There's a shortcut.

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Look out!

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Aah!

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Aaah! Aaah!

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Sauce me, bro.

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Ah!

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Shoo! Go away!

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I said,
"get off my property!"

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Aah!

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Oh, yeah.
We're gonna win.

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Jablonski! Jablonski! Jablonski!

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Ugh...

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Ugh.

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Go beat jablonski, dude.

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Beat him, rigby!

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Beat him so you can finally
get out of my school!

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No!

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Team rigby wins!

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Yeah!

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You did it, dude!

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It's not fair.

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I used to be the king
of this school.

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Now I'm just a lame-o
substitute teacher

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who can't even win at food run!

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Come on, man.

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High school was a long time ago.

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You got to get past the glory
days and move on with your life.

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Focus on the now.

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You're right.

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I got to say, I got mad respect
for that response and for you.

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So much respect that
I'm gonna embroider your face

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onto my letterman's jacket!

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Oh, no, that's cool.

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Uh, you can just pass me
in gym class.

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You got it, bro.

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Yeah! Yeah!
Yeah! Yeah!