1 00:00:02,902 --> 00:00:04,222 and that should be it. 2 00:00:04,224 --> 00:00:06,031 For the first half of the day, that is. 3 00:00:12,434 --> 00:00:14,556 Ohh, so much raking. 4 00:00:14,558 --> 00:00:17,895 Yeah, two whole bags of leaves! 5 00:00:17,897 --> 00:00:19,392 I can't even feel my arms. 6 00:00:20,646 --> 00:00:23,462 All right, guys, another busy day ahead of us. 7 00:00:23,464 --> 00:00:26,698 Muscle man, you know that sprinkler system you installed? 8 00:00:26,700 --> 00:00:28,646 It works great. 9 00:00:28,648 --> 00:00:30,455 In fact, 10 00:00:30,457 --> 00:00:32,021 I need you to install three more. 11 00:00:32,023 --> 00:00:34,351 That should be easy for you. Right, big guy? 12 00:00:34,353 --> 00:00:36,926 It's not fair! 13 00:00:36,928 --> 00:00:39,049 Why do I always get stuck with the hard jobs? 14 00:00:39,051 --> 00:00:41,275 Well, you are the strong one. 15 00:00:41,277 --> 00:00:43,781 I mean you are called "muscle man." 16 00:00:43,783 --> 00:00:47,363 Is that all I am to you? Just a muscle man? 17 00:00:47,365 --> 00:00:48,999 Why doesn't skips do the hard jobs? 18 00:00:49,001 --> 00:00:50,252 He's strong. 19 00:00:50,254 --> 00:00:52,095 Sure he is, but he's also smart. 20 00:00:52,097 --> 00:00:53,522 By the way, skips, 21 00:00:53,524 --> 00:00:55,296 I need you to help me with my taxes today. 22 00:00:55,298 --> 00:00:57,001 Oh, so he gets a cushy desk job 23 00:00:57,003 --> 00:00:59,089 while I get stuck with manual labor? 24 00:00:59,091 --> 00:01:01,211 Hey, I'm good with numbers. 25 00:01:01,213 --> 00:01:03,612 Well, guess what? I'm sick of this job, 26 00:01:03,614 --> 00:01:06,673 and I'm sick of everyone just using me for my body. 27 00:01:06,675 --> 00:01:08,100 I'm gonna prove to you all 28 00:01:08,102 --> 00:01:09,735 that I'm just as smart as I am strong. 29 00:01:09,737 --> 00:01:12,762 I'm gonna leave the park and get an office job. 30 00:01:12,764 --> 00:01:14,710 Why would you do that? Yeah. 31 00:01:14,713 --> 00:01:17,319 Working in an office doesn't prove that you're smart. 32 00:01:17,321 --> 00:01:18,537 It will prove it. 33 00:01:18,539 --> 00:01:20,276 I'll prove it right now. 34 00:01:20,279 --> 00:01:22,468 Muscle man out. 35 00:01:22,470 --> 00:01:24,069 Muscle man, no! 36 00:01:24,071 --> 00:01:26,435 I think you're strong and smart. 37 00:01:26,437 --> 00:01:28,452 Don't leave. 38 00:01:28,454 --> 00:01:29,636 I give him three days. 39 00:01:29,638 --> 00:01:32,454 I give him, let's see, carry the nine... 40 00:01:32,456 --> 00:01:34,437 2.57. 41 00:01:37,153 --> 00:01:40,282 Can I help you? I heard you guys had some jobs. 42 00:01:40,284 --> 00:01:41,848 Not for you. 43 00:01:43,624 --> 00:01:45,258 Let me get that for you. 44 00:01:48,286 --> 00:01:50,128 Here you go. Whoa. 45 00:01:50,130 --> 00:01:51,840 I've been trying to open that all morning. 46 00:01:53,192 --> 00:01:55,243 Maybe we do have a job for you. 47 00:01:55,245 --> 00:01:57,016 Follow me. 48 00:01:57,018 --> 00:01:58,861 Here at omnitech, we provide our clients 49 00:01:58,863 --> 00:02:01,505 with business intelligence and smart e-solutions. 50 00:02:01,507 --> 00:02:04,532 Yeah, intelligent and smart... That's me. 51 00:02:04,534 --> 00:02:05,959 Good. 52 00:02:05,961 --> 00:02:08,011 We're only as smart as our employees. 53 00:02:08,013 --> 00:02:10,655 "Powered by people." 54 00:02:10,657 --> 00:02:12,708 You'll be in Ron's old office. 55 00:02:12,710 --> 00:02:15,039 Where's Ron? He got promoted to corporate. 56 00:02:15,041 --> 00:02:16,431 I'll leave you to it. 57 00:02:26,521 --> 00:02:27,703 Aw, yeah! 58 00:02:27,705 --> 00:02:29,825 This'll prove that I'm smart. 59 00:02:37,308 --> 00:02:38,523 Boring! 60 00:02:40,022 --> 00:02:41,342 So I told her, 61 00:02:41,344 --> 00:02:43,325 "hey, if you want to scan my server, 62 00:02:43,327 --> 00:02:46,282 you got to ask me out on a data first." 63 00:02:46,284 --> 00:02:48,717 Muscle man: 64 00:02:48,719 --> 00:02:51,710 That was a really funny joke. I totally got that. 65 00:02:51,712 --> 00:02:54,284 You know who else scans her server? 66 00:02:54,286 --> 00:02:56,163 My mom! 67 00:02:58,705 --> 00:03:00,685 Hi, I'm muscle man, by the way. 68 00:03:00,687 --> 00:03:01,973 Randy. Andy. 69 00:03:01,975 --> 00:03:03,922 Gil. We're the cube bros. 70 00:03:03,924 --> 00:03:05,939 We're not your typical office drones. 71 00:03:05,941 --> 00:03:08,444 Ohhhhh! Kay! 72 00:03:08,446 --> 00:03:11,018 Well, I guess I'm replacing Ron. 73 00:03:11,021 --> 00:03:13,941 Oh, wait. Are you the guy who opened the pickle jar? 74 00:03:13,943 --> 00:03:15,472 Yeah. 75 00:03:15,474 --> 00:03:17,421 It'll take a lot more than that to replace Ron. 76 00:03:17,423 --> 00:03:19,300 Any sack of meat can open a pickle jar. 77 00:03:19,302 --> 00:03:22,639 Yeah, a pickle jar is not that hard to open. 78 00:03:22,642 --> 00:03:24,831 Look it's not just 'cause I opened that jar. 79 00:03:24,833 --> 00:03:27,093 I'm smart too, okay? 80 00:03:27,095 --> 00:03:29,423 Oh, look, 12:00. 81 00:03:29,425 --> 00:03:31,720 Time for our corporately mandated lunch. 82 00:03:31,722 --> 00:03:33,564 Hey, mind if I come? 83 00:03:33,566 --> 00:03:38,087 Oh, sorry, rookie. Cube bros only. 84 00:03:38,089 --> 00:03:39,965 I'll show you. 85 00:04:01,364 --> 00:04:03,520 Hey, Mitch... 86 00:04:03,522 --> 00:04:06,651 Did you get that th-29 form to legal yet? 87 00:04:06,653 --> 00:04:08,634 Actually, it's Mitchell, 88 00:04:08,636 --> 00:04:11,243 and nice try, but that's a trick question. 89 00:04:11,245 --> 00:04:13,644 The th-29 would never go to legal 90 00:04:13,646 --> 00:04:15,801 because it is in fact illegal. 91 00:04:15,803 --> 00:04:17,053 Whoa, good catch. 92 00:04:17,055 --> 00:04:19,176 Looks like someone's been studying up 93 00:04:19,178 --> 00:04:20,881 "Volume 6." 94 00:04:20,883 --> 00:04:22,238 Volume 6? 95 00:04:23,840 --> 00:04:25,508 I read the whole series. 96 00:04:25,510 --> 00:04:27,665 It actually wasn't that hard. 97 00:04:27,667 --> 00:04:30,622 Whoa, those books are massive. 98 00:04:30,624 --> 00:04:33,092 How are you holding all of those? 99 00:04:33,094 --> 00:04:34,206 Do you lift? 100 00:04:34,208 --> 00:04:36,920 Well, I used to back at my old job, 101 00:04:36,922 --> 00:04:38,521 but those days are over. 102 00:04:38,523 --> 00:04:42,069 Now I'm more interested in breaking a mental sweat 103 00:04:42,071 --> 00:04:45,200 well, sure, but you're like, really strong. 104 00:04:45,202 --> 00:04:46,035 And smart. 105 00:04:46,037 --> 00:04:47,462 Oh, yeah, sure. 106 00:04:47,464 --> 00:04:48,784 Sure, now that you've read all those books, 107 00:04:48,786 --> 00:04:49,792 you're up to protocol. 108 00:04:49,794 --> 00:04:52,993 You know who else is up to protocol? 109 00:04:52,995 --> 00:04:55,603 My mo... Nitor. 110 00:05:27,473 --> 00:05:30,012 Cube bros for life. 111 00:05:30,014 --> 00:05:31,508 Come on, guys, 112 00:05:31,510 --> 00:05:33,978 those cinder blocks aren't gonna move themselves. 113 00:05:35,441 --> 00:05:36,831 Dude, I miss the days 114 00:05:36,833 --> 00:05:38,884 when we didn't have to move cinderblocks. 115 00:05:38,886 --> 00:05:41,214 I miss the days when we didn't have to do muscle man's work. 116 00:05:41,217 --> 00:05:43,685 And I miss the way muscle man would make me smile 117 00:05:43,687 --> 00:05:46,920 with his cool sense of humor after a long day of work. 118 00:05:46,922 --> 00:05:49,390 Dude, we got to go beg him to come back. 119 00:05:52,037 --> 00:05:54,957 Uh, Mitchell, you have visitors. 120 00:05:56,350 --> 00:06:00,524 Hey, muscle ma... unh-unh. One second... 121 00:06:01,361 --> 00:06:02,542 Memo sent. 122 00:06:02,544 --> 00:06:04,351 What are you guys doing here? 123 00:06:04,353 --> 00:06:06,647 Dude, muscle man, you got to come back. We really need you back. 124 00:06:06,649 --> 00:06:08,005 Who are these guys, Mitchell? 125 00:06:09,675 --> 00:06:12,805 Randy, Andy, Gil, meet my old coworkers 126 00:06:12,808 --> 00:06:15,101 mordecai, rigby, and fives. 127 00:06:15,104 --> 00:06:17,363 Park bros, cube bros. 128 00:06:17,365 --> 00:06:18,547 Park bros? 129 00:06:18,549 --> 00:06:21,121 More like college dropout bros, am I right? 130 00:06:23,349 --> 00:06:26,340 But seriously, guys, that's a little harsh. 131 00:06:26,342 --> 00:06:28,844 Well, Mitchell, we came to announce the good news. 132 00:06:28,846 --> 00:06:32,394 As of today, you're officially being promoted to corporate. 133 00:06:32,396 --> 00:06:33,716 Whoa, really? 134 00:06:33,718 --> 00:06:35,281 Well, we think you're ready. 135 00:06:35,283 --> 00:06:38,169 Yeah, you were, like, born for this job. 136 00:06:38,171 --> 00:06:39,700 Whoo-hoo! 137 00:06:39,702 --> 00:06:41,091 I don't know, muscle man. 138 00:06:41,093 --> 00:06:43,492 Do you really want to be stuck in a box all day? 139 00:06:43,494 --> 00:06:45,684 This isn't you. Yeah, forget this place 140 00:06:45,686 --> 00:06:47,285 and come back to the park already. 141 00:06:47,287 --> 00:06:49,894 And lift heavy pipes for the rest of my life? 142 00:06:49,896 --> 00:06:50,867 Forget that. 143 00:06:50,870 --> 00:06:52,642 For once, I've found a place 144 00:06:52,644 --> 00:06:55,008 that appreciates me for more than just my body. 145 00:06:55,010 --> 00:06:57,165 I thought you guys would be happy for me. 146 00:06:57,168 --> 00:07:00,435 But, muscle man, we miss you. I miss you. 147 00:07:00,437 --> 00:07:01,688 Please come back. 148 00:07:01,690 --> 00:07:03,184 He's made his decision. 149 00:07:03,186 --> 00:07:05,584 Well, congrats on becoming corporate. 150 00:07:05,586 --> 00:07:08,542 We'll leave you to your new friends then. 151 00:07:11,918 --> 00:07:13,934 Well, now that you've ditched those losers, 152 00:07:13,936 --> 00:07:16,022 we got to show you to your new office. 153 00:07:16,024 --> 00:07:17,971 Whoa! 154 00:07:17,973 --> 00:07:19,153 That's Ron? 155 00:07:19,155 --> 00:07:22,007 This dude definitely didn't skip leg day. 156 00:07:25,939 --> 00:07:28,443 Ron! What is this? 157 00:07:28,445 --> 00:07:31,017 The giant hamster wheel generator that powers omnitech. 158 00:07:31,019 --> 00:07:32,896 Our office drone bodies are weak. 159 00:07:32,898 --> 00:07:35,227 Your brutish strength will keep the wheel moving 160 00:07:35,230 --> 00:07:37,489 to run omnitech's power generator. 161 00:07:37,491 --> 00:07:41,037 So, you just wanted me for my body all along? 162 00:07:41,040 --> 00:07:42,916 Yeah, Mitch... 163 00:07:44,484 --> 00:07:45,908 Oh, yeah. 164 00:07:45,910 --> 00:07:49,631 Now get on the wheel and start ru-u-u-u-u-nning 165 00:07:49,634 --> 00:07:51,127 yeah, or else we won't 166 00:07:51,129 --> 00:07:53,841 work... work... Work... work... work. 167 00:07:53,843 --> 00:07:55,129 What's the deal guys? 168 00:07:55,131 --> 00:07:56,589 You sound like... 169 00:07:57,738 --> 00:07:59,268 robots! 170 00:08:00,174 --> 00:08:02,748 Park bros, help! 171 00:08:02,750 --> 00:08:04,278 Muscle man. 172 00:08:04,280 --> 00:08:05,845 We got to save him. 173 00:08:05,847 --> 00:08:07,758 Time to sign out. 174 00:08:07,760 --> 00:08:10,471 Office drones, attack. 175 00:08:11,795 --> 00:08:15,481 Intruder alert. Intruder alert. 176 00:08:15,483 --> 00:08:17,882 Intruder alert. 177 00:08:25,293 --> 00:08:29,467 Omnitech! Powered by people. 178 00:08:29,469 --> 00:08:33,886 Oof. 179 00:08:33,888 --> 00:08:35,278 Give us back our friend. 180 00:08:35,280 --> 00:08:38,826 No. We need him for his body! 181 00:08:51,249 --> 00:08:52,292 Huh? 182 00:08:54,588 --> 00:08:56,049 The mainframe. 183 00:08:56,051 --> 00:08:59,319 I'm gonna have to use my smarts to hack into it. 184 00:09:00,920 --> 00:09:02,346 I've got this. 185 00:09:03,286 --> 00:09:05,581 Hamboning! What's hamboning? 186 00:09:13,306 --> 00:09:15,498 Almost got it... 187 00:09:16,333 --> 00:09:17,375 Hah. 188 00:09:18,524 --> 00:09:23,186 What? Congrats on "hacking" computer solitaire, genius. 189 00:09:23,189 --> 00:09:27,083 Get back on that hamster wheel and run, you sack of meat. 190 00:09:27,085 --> 00:09:29,031 You'll never be smart. 191 00:09:30,668 --> 00:09:32,266 Smart this! 192 00:09:35,714 --> 00:09:38,843 Oh, no, can't run fast enough with my weak robot legs! 193 00:09:40,722 --> 00:09:42,043 Aah! 194 00:09:45,977 --> 00:09:48,132 This place is gonna blow. 195 00:10:02,572 --> 00:10:05,458 Whoa. Corporate carnage. 196 00:10:05,460 --> 00:10:07,615 Thanks for helping me out, you guys. 197 00:10:07,617 --> 00:10:10,085 That escalated really quickly 198 00:10:10,088 --> 00:10:12,312 yeah, you really dodged a bullet on that one. 199 00:10:12,314 --> 00:10:14,052 I still wish I could prove 200 00:10:14,054 --> 00:10:16,244 that I'm more than just a muscle man. 201 00:10:16,246 --> 00:10:18,992 Maybe I'm not as smart as I thought. 202 00:10:18,994 --> 00:10:20,245 Oh, you're smart, 203 00:10:20,247 --> 00:10:21,915 just a different kind of smart. 204 00:10:21,917 --> 00:10:24,628 You just have to find your own way of showing it. 205 00:10:24,630 --> 00:10:26,994 I think I got one more idea 206 00:10:26,996 --> 00:10:29,743 that will prove that I'm smart. 207 00:10:29,745 --> 00:10:31,691 But seriously, folks, 208 00:10:31,693 --> 00:10:33,743 I checked his computer, right? 209 00:10:33,746 --> 00:10:37,083 And I told him, he has a pretty bad virus. 210 00:10:37,085 --> 00:10:39,936 You know who else has a pretty bad virus? 211 00:10:39,938 --> 00:10:41,955 My motherboard. 212 00:10:43,312 --> 00:10:44,599 Well, at least he's strong.