and that should be it.
For the first half of the day, that is.
Ohh, so much raking.
Yeah, two whole bags of leaves!
I can't even feel my arms.
All right, guys, another busy day ahead of us.
Muscle man, you know that sprinkler system you installed?
It works great.
In fact,
I need you to install three more.
That should be easy for you. Right, big guy?
It's not fair!
Why do I always get stuck with the hard jobs?
Well, you are the strong one.
I mean you are called "muscle man."
Is that all I am to you? Just a muscle man?
Why doesn't skips do the hard jobs?
He's strong.
Sure he is, but he's also smart.
By the way, skips,
I need you to help me with my taxes today.
Oh, so he gets a cushy desk job
while I get stuck with manual labor?
Hey, I'm good with numbers.
Well, guess what? I'm sick of this job,
and I'm sick of everyone just using me for my body.
I'm gonna prove to you all
that I'm just as smart as I am strong.
I'm gonna leave the park and get an office job.
Why would you do that? Yeah.
Working in an office doesn't prove that you're smart.
It will prove it.
I'll prove it right now.
Muscle man out.
Muscle man, no!
I think you're strong and smart.
Don't leave.
I give him three days.
I give him, let's see, carry the nine...
2.57.
Can I help you? I heard you guys had some jobs.
Not for you.
Let me get that for you.
Here you go. Whoa.
I've been trying to open that all morning.
Maybe we do have a job for you.
Follow me.
Here at omnitech, we provide our clients
with business intelligence and smart e-solutions.
Yeah, intelligent and smart... That's me.
Good.
We're only as smart as our employees.
"Powered by people."
You'll be in Ron's old office.
Where's Ron? He got promoted to corporate.
I'll leave you to it.
Aw, yeah!
This'll prove that I'm smart.
Boring!
So I told her,
"hey, if you want to scan my server,
you got to ask me out on a data first."
Muscle man:
That was a really funny joke. I totally got that.
You know who else scans her server?
My mom!
Hi, I'm muscle man, by the way.
Randy. Andy.
Gil. We're the cube bros.
We're not your typical office drones.
Ohhhhh! Kay!
Well, I guess I'm replacing Ron.
Oh, wait. Are you the guy who opened the pickle jar?
Yeah.
It'll take a lot more than that to replace Ron.
Any sack of meat can open a pickle jar.
Yeah, a pickle jar is not that hard to open.
Look it's not just 'cause I opened that jar.
I'm smart too, okay?
Oh, look, 12:00.
Time for our corporately mandated lunch.
Hey, mind if I come?
Oh, sorry, rookie. Cube bros only.
I'll show you.
Hey, Mitch...
Did you get that th-29 form to legal yet?
Actually, it's Mitchell,
and nice try, but that's a trick question.
The th-29 would never go to legal
because it is in fact illegal.
Whoa, good catch.
Looks like someone's been studying up
"Volume 6."
Volume 6?
I read the whole series.
It actually wasn't that hard.
Whoa, those books are massive.
How are you holding all of those?
Do you lift?
Well, I used to back at my old job,
but those days are over.
Now I'm more interested in breaking a mental sweat
well, sure, but you're like, really strong.
And smart.
Oh, yeah, sure.
Sure, now that you've read all those books,
you're up to protocol.
You know who else is up to protocol?
My mo... Nitor.
Cube bros for life.
Come on, guys,
those cinder blocks aren't gonna move themselves.
Dude, I miss the days
when we didn't have to move cinderblocks.
I miss the days when we didn't have to do muscle man's work.
And I miss the way muscle man would make me smile
with his cool sense of humor after a long day of work.
Dude, we got to go beg him to come back.
Uh, Mitchell, you have visitors.
Hey, muscle ma... unh-unh. One second...
Memo sent.
What are you guys doing here?
Dude, muscle man, you got to come back. We really need you back.
Who are these guys, Mitchell?
Randy, Andy, Gil, meet my old coworkers
mordecai, rigby, and fives.
Park bros, cube bros.
Park bros?
More like college dropout bros, am I right?
But seriously, guys, that's a little harsh.
Well, Mitchell, we came to announce the good news.
As of today, you're officially being promoted to corporate.
Whoa, really?
Well, we think you're ready.
Yeah, you were, like, born for this job.
Whoo-hoo!
I don't know, muscle man.
Do you really want to be stuck in a box all day?
This isn't you. Yeah, forget this place
and come back to the park already.
And lift heavy pipes for the rest of my life?
Forget that.
For once, I've found a place
that appreciates me for more than just my body.
I thought you guys would be happy for me.
But, muscle man, we miss you. I miss you.
Please come back.
He's made his decision.
Well, congrats on becoming corporate.
We'll leave you to your new friends then.
Well, now that you've ditched those losers,
we got to show you to your new office.
Whoa!
That's Ron?
This dude definitely didn't skip leg day.
Ron! What is this?
The giant hamster wheel generator that powers omnitech.
Our office drone bodies are weak.
Your brutish strength will keep the wheel moving
to run omnitech's power generator.
So, you just wanted me for my body all along?
Yeah, Mitch...
Oh, yeah.
Now get on the wheel and start ru-u-u-u-u-nning
yeah, or else we won't
work... work... Work... work... work.
What's the deal guys?
You sound like...
robots!
Park bros, help!
Muscle man.
We got to save him.
Time to sign out.
Office drones, attack.
Intruder alert. Intruder alert.
Omnitech! Powered by people.
Oof.
Give us back our friend.
No. We need him for his body!
Huh?
The mainframe.
I'm gonna have to use my smarts to hack into it.
I've got this.
Hamboning! What's hamboning?
Almost got it...
Hah.
What? Congrats on "hacking" computer solitaire, genius.
Get back on that hamster wheel and run, you sack of meat.
You'll never be smart.
Smart this!
Oh, no, can't run fast enough with my weak robot legs!
Aah!
This place is gonna blow.
Whoa. Corporate carnage.
Thanks for helping me out, you guys.
That escalated really quickly
yeah, you really dodged a bullet on that one.
I still wish I could prove
that I'm more than just a muscle man.
Maybe I'm not as smart as I thought.
Oh, you're smart,
just a different kind of smart.
You just have to find your own way of showing it.
I think I got one more idea
that will prove that I'm smart.
But seriously, folks,
I checked his computer, right?
And I told him, he has a pretty bad virus.
You know who else has a pretty bad virus?
My motherboard.
Well, at least he's strong.