1
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- I cannot wait for from.

2
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Oh, I know.
I hope alvy asks me.

3
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Ew!
Alvy scimmelphening?

4
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What?
I think he's cute.

5
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What about you, rigby?

6
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Did you ask your girlfriend to prom?
- Yeah.

7
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Was it romantic?

8
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It was totally romantic.

9
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Hey, you wanna go with me
to prom?

10
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Like, as a chaperone?

11
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- No, as my date.
- Oh, totally.

12
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I never got to go
since no one ever asked me.

13
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Nice.

14
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Aww!

15
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So, what kind of ride
we talking here?

16
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Limo? Hog? Hot rod?
What?

17
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Oh, uh, we're
just gonna take the bus.

18
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Good one, bro.

19
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If somebody actually showed up
in a bus,

20
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they'd look like such a loser.

21
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Man, rigby's jokes are so good.

22
00:00:50,249 --> 00:00:54,283
Yep.
Just another one of my jokes.

23
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Hey, skips.
Can I borrow your car for prom?

24
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It's a Van.
And no.

25
00:01:01,012 --> 00:01:02,995
Hmm... Let me think.
No!

26
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- No. -Rigby, you know
I don't have a car.

27
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Sure, anything for my big bro.

28
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Give me some sugar first!

29
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Mm.
There's just one problemo.

30
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You totaled my car last week.

31
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Aah! You mean I just gave you
sugar for nothing?

32
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Yeah. I've been riding the old
"recumbo" to work every day.

33
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I got to say, it's working
miracles on my calves.

34
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Well, great.
You were my last shot.

35
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There goes prom.
Thanks for nothing.

36
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Hey, hey.
Hey, hold up.

37
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There's still someone
you could ask.

38
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No.

39
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- Bro...
- No!

40
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- Bro...
- No!

41
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No!
- Bro...

42
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Would you two pipe down?

43
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I'm trying to Polish my picture
of my prized car!

44
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What a surprise
for you boys to drop in.

45
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"Drop in." Ha!

46
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You really think rigby
would just come to dinner?

47
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I know you just need something.

48
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Oh, hush, sherm.
So, how are things at work?

49
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Great! We just picked up
cheezers as a new client.

50
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That's our Donny!

51
00:02:02,737 --> 00:02:04,465
I ate at cheezers yesterday.

52
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That was a good update, don.

53
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Yeah, so, anyway...

54
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I just got all my credits
for high school.

55
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Yep.
Getting ready to graduate.

56
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Moving up.
Accomplishing stuff.

57
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In fact, I'm, uh,
actually going to prom...

58
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With Eileen.
You know Eileen.

59
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Yeah, and?

60
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That's it.

61
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And I was wondering
if I could borrow your car.

62
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Oh!

63
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There it is.
Now it comes out.

64
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See, Barbara?
Of course he needs something.

65
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No! You cannot borrow
my prized 1964 luxury sedan!

66
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Aah!
This is so typical!

67
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You care more about that dumb
car than you care about me!

68
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That's it!
Go to your room!

69
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Fine!

70
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So, don, you ready
for some dessert?

71
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Rigby, you know
this is a walk-in closet now.

72
00:03:04,302 --> 00:03:05,550
I know.

73
00:03:05,552 --> 00:03:07,696
I brought some tissues.

74
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I'm not crying.

75
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Oh, good.

76
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Why does dad still have to be
such a jerk all the time?

77
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It's just, neither me or Eileen
went to prom,

78
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and I want to make it special.

79
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Hmm...
All right.

80
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I'll make you a deal.

81
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No scratches,
and I'm not involved.

82
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Thanks, mom.

83
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You show that girl a good time.

84
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I will, mom.

85
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Wow! Hydrangea macrophylla...
My favorite.

86
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Whoa.
Who lent you that thing?

87
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My dad.
Pretty cool, right?

88
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Wow.
That was nice of him.

89
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Let's go crazy like teens!

90
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But not too crazy, you know,

91
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'cause of my dad's car.

92
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Hmm?

93
00:04:01,895 --> 00:04:03,176
Now, be careful.

94
00:04:03,178 --> 00:04:05,354
Come on.
Let's have fun!

95
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- Hey, rigbone.
- Yeah, jablonski?

96
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A bunch of us are gonna go
hang out at lookout mountain.

97
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See you there.

98
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Cool.

99
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Ooh, lookout mountain.

100
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That sounds fun, huh?
Hmm?

101
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Let's go get the car!

102
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The car...

103
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Oh, right.

104
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Argh!
Darn tiny TV!

105
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Can't fix it!

106
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Why can't you be more like your
brother, the big TV downstairs?

107
00:05:00,387 --> 00:05:03,012
Sherm, I can't help
but hear some metaphors

108
00:05:03,014 --> 00:05:04,325
in your insane ranting.

109
00:05:04,327 --> 00:05:07,944
Barb, you're killing me
with this psychobabble.

110
00:05:07,946 --> 00:05:09,995
I'm gonna go get my 318.

111
00:05:13,102 --> 00:05:16,305
Rigby!

112
00:05:16,307 --> 00:05:19,284
Are you okay?
It looks like you're stewing.

113
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Rigby, please tell me
what you're stewing about.

114
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My dad didn't loan me the car.

115
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What? You didn't...
Steal it, did you?

116
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No, my mom gave me the keys.

117
00:05:28,159 --> 00:05:29,758
But it's my dad, you know?

118
00:05:29,760 --> 00:05:31,520
He doesn't trust me
with anything.

119
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I was hoping he'd finally be ready
to see me as a real person.

120
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It's always don, car,
everything else, me.

121
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I know how you feel.
My mom can get pushy, too.

122
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But she still cares.
I'm sure your dad cares, too.

123
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There's no way this is more important
to him than your happiness.

124
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- Where's my car?

125
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It's the most important thing
to me!

126
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Where's rigby?

127
00:05:53,336 --> 00:05:55,768
You seen rigby?

128
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I'm his father!

129
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He's the grown adult
who goes to school!

130
00:06:00,992 --> 00:06:02,719
Useless!

131
00:06:02,721 --> 00:06:05,090
Where's rigby?
- Who let a homeless guy in here?

132
00:06:05,092 --> 00:06:06,339
I'm his father!

133
00:06:06,341 --> 00:06:07,717
He's not wearing any pants...

134
00:06:07,719 --> 00:06:08,870
I'm his father!

135
00:06:08,872 --> 00:06:10,759
Where's rigby?

136
00:06:10,761 --> 00:06:11,560
Rigby was here?

137
00:06:11,562 --> 00:06:13,482
Ugh, I give him all his credits

138
00:06:13,484 --> 00:06:15,724
and I still can't get rid
of him?

139
00:06:15,726 --> 00:06:18,223
I can't stand him!

140
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Aaaaah!

141
00:06:19,762 --> 00:06:22,002
So, do you like prom?

142
00:06:22,004 --> 00:06:23,828
Where's rigby?
I'm gonna kill him!

143
00:06:23,830 --> 00:06:26,391
Oh, please be careful.
This is my dad's suit.

144
00:06:26,392 --> 00:06:29,915
He cherishes it, but he let me
borrow it just for tonight

145
00:06:29,917 --> 00:06:32,861
because he really,
really loves me.

146
00:06:32,863 --> 00:06:35,008
You're not making any sense!
Where's my son?

147
00:06:35,009 --> 00:06:38,724
I-I-I-I-I-I-I think he and the
guys went to lookout mountain.

148
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Take me there.

149
00:06:44,235 --> 00:06:47,725
- Yes, this never gets old!

150
00:06:49,872 --> 00:06:51,760
Do you ever look out
at the night sky

151
00:06:51,762 --> 00:06:53,843
and think about
how each one of those stars

152
00:06:53,845 --> 00:06:56,405
represents the infinite
possibilities of our lives?

153
00:06:56,407 --> 00:06:58,231
Why, yes, Tony, I do.

154
00:06:58,233 --> 00:06:59,736
Shove it, Tony.

155
00:07:01,116 --> 00:07:04,701
Yo, rigby, sweet wheels.
They yours, bro?

156
00:07:04,703 --> 00:07:06,431
- Uh...

157
00:07:06,433 --> 00:07:10,115
No, they're my wheels!

158
00:07:10,117 --> 00:07:11,780
Dad, what are you doing here?

159
00:07:11,782 --> 00:07:15,240
I'm taking back my stolen car
from my no-good son!

160
00:07:15,242 --> 00:07:17,770
Why is rigby's dad
in his underwear?

161
00:07:17,772 --> 00:07:19,596
You kids, get off my car.

162
00:07:19,598 --> 00:07:22,768
You two, get in.
Prom is over!

163
00:07:22,769 --> 00:07:25,714
- Aah!

164
00:07:25,716 --> 00:07:27,220
Bye, rigby.

165
00:07:27,222 --> 00:07:28,949
Uh, good luck, man.

166
00:07:30,777 --> 00:07:32,344
Rigby...

167
00:07:32,346 --> 00:07:34,747
Oh, rigby.

168
00:07:34,749 --> 00:07:37,758
Eileen, close your ears.

169
00:07:39,617 --> 00:07:43,011
I always knew
you were a liar and loser,

170
00:07:43,013 --> 00:07:45,735
but I never thought
you'd be a thief.

171
00:07:45,736 --> 00:07:47,528
I guess
I shouldn't be surprised.

172
00:07:47,530 --> 00:07:50,763
Seems like every day you find some
new way to mess up our lives.

173
00:07:50,765 --> 00:07:55,472
And now you've found someone new
to mess up their life, too!

174
00:07:55,474 --> 00:07:56,593
What?

175
00:07:56,595 --> 00:07:57,618
You heard me!

176
00:07:57,620 --> 00:07:58,803
Look out!

177
00:07:58,805 --> 00:08:01,622
- Aaaah!

178
00:08:04,956 --> 00:08:06,972
Oh, no! Oh, no!

179
00:08:06,974 --> 00:08:08,765
No! Aah!

180
00:08:08,767 --> 00:08:11,616
I'm just gonna go ahead
and take these off now.

181
00:08:11,618 --> 00:08:13,217
Rigby!

182
00:08:13,219 --> 00:08:15,012
Oh, no.
This is really high.

183
00:08:15,014 --> 00:08:16,421
Dad, give me the wheel!

184
00:08:16,423 --> 00:08:18,599
Rigby, now's not the time to...
Aah! Rigby!

185
00:08:18,601 --> 00:08:20,681
And look what you did
to the windshield.

186
00:08:20,683 --> 00:08:23,244
Dad, are you serious right now?

187
00:08:23,246 --> 00:08:26,062
Dad, I do stuff like this
all the time. Just let me help.

188
00:08:26,064 --> 00:08:28,528
Of course you do stuff like this
all the time.

189
00:08:28,530 --> 00:08:31,700
It's, uh... Uh...

190
00:08:31,702 --> 00:08:34,071
It's your fault we're here
in the first place!

191
00:08:35,642 --> 00:08:37,433
Dad, stop!
It doesn't matter

192
00:08:37,435 --> 00:08:39,548
if I ever get a big job
or my g.E.D.

193
00:08:39,550 --> 00:08:41,758
You're still never gonna trust
me, and that's on you!

194
00:08:41,760 --> 00:08:44,673
You're so focused on your car,
you never noticed me growing up.

195
00:08:44,675 --> 00:08:47,908
Also, it's totally your fault
'cause you were the one driving

196
00:08:47,910 --> 00:08:49,574
and you weren't watching
the road!

197
00:08:49,576 --> 00:08:50,728
Now, give me the wheel!

198
00:08:50,729 --> 00:08:52,425
No, it's my car!
You'll crash it!

199
00:08:52,427 --> 00:08:53,674
Give it!

200
00:08:54,637 --> 00:08:55,885
Eileen, you, too?

201
00:08:55,887 --> 00:08:58,095
I'm doing this
for your own good, sir.

202
00:08:58,096 --> 00:08:59,536
- No!

203
00:08:59,537 --> 00:09:01,490
Thanks, Eileen.

204
00:09:01,492 --> 00:09:04,277
I promise I won't mess this up.

205
00:09:15,394 --> 00:09:17,345
Aah!
Go left! Go left!

206
00:09:17,347 --> 00:09:20,549
Aah! Not right!
Aah!

207
00:09:20,551 --> 00:09:22,407
Whoa!

208
00:09:26,990 --> 00:09:28,045
Aah!

209
00:09:28,047 --> 00:09:29,229
Huh?

210
00:09:29,231 --> 00:09:32,433
Uh...

211
00:09:32,435 --> 00:09:33,938
Go, go, go!

212
00:09:50,116 --> 00:09:51,331
Rigby...

213
00:09:51,333 --> 00:09:52,965
The car!

214
00:09:52,967 --> 00:09:55,400
Forget about the car.
Are you okay?

215
00:09:55,402 --> 00:09:57,610
Um, yeah.

216
00:09:57,612 --> 00:09:59,211
Eileen, you okay?

217
00:09:59,213 --> 00:10:00,813
Yeah.

218
00:10:01,903 --> 00:10:04,369
Eileen,
did you have a good time?

219
00:10:04,371 --> 00:10:05,810
Oh, rigby!

220
00:10:05,812 --> 00:10:09,622
That was the best and only prom
I've ever been to!

221
00:10:09,624 --> 00:10:12,857
What you did back there
was really impressive, rigby.

222
00:10:12,859 --> 00:10:14,940
I mean, it showed initiative.

223
00:10:14,942 --> 00:10:16,349
Maybe you have changed.

224
00:10:16,351 --> 00:10:20,641
So, uh... I guess you can borrow
the car whenever you want.

225
00:10:20,643 --> 00:10:22,178
Thanks, dad.

226
00:10:22,180 --> 00:10:25,446
Though, I probably should get
a driver's license first.