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It's in filing cabinet.

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What are you guys... aah!

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We did it.
We survived the earthquake.

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Ye-ah!

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Outside now!

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All right, aftermath meeting.

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Pops, you look
for fallen branches.

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Skips, I need you
to get a new earthquake kit.

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That's not happening.

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Look, I know it's
a 45-minute drive, but they...

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Look up.

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No. No.

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No-o-o!

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I thought
we got rid of this thing.

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Hello, gentlemen.

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We are back, here to do
some more experiments.

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Nothing deadly.

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Nothing too deadly.

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I am Dr. Rueben langer,
but you may call me Dr. Langer.

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We're... no need to
introduce yourselves.

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We still have all the data
from the first dome experiment.

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Please just tell us
what's going on.

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Why'd you trap us
in the dome again, bro?

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Don't worry.
You're not trapped this time.

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That was phase one.

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Check it out.

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Phase two.

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Garage door...
In and out, no problem.

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What are we supposed to do
this time?

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Just act normal.

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My scientists will observe you.

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Oh! And one more thing.

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No matter what happens,
don't push this button.

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Mr. Maellard and I
are counting on all of you.

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Especially you.

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Wh... me? Whoa.

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Remember, don't press the button
no matter how much you want to.

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Langer out!

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Well, that was unsettling.

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All right, you heard the doctor.

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We're just gonna have to
take shifts

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making sure
nobody presses this button.

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Come on, Benson.

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Do we really have to sit here

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and guard some button
no one wants to push?

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Look, I don't like it either,

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but sometimes you just
have to blindly follow orders.

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Morning, everyone.

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Today's button-guarding
shifts are as follows.

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It's been three days.

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I'm sick of guarding that thing.

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It feels like
we're wasting our time.

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We are wasting our time.

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We don't even know
why we're doing this.

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Listen, I'm just as annoyed
and confused as you are, okay?

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I don't know any more
than you guys do, remember?

57
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Well, shouldn't it be
your job to know?

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That's not how it works.

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Hi. I'm Benson.

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Oh, really?
What do you do?

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Oh, I do whatever
the creepy stranger

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with the eyepatch tells me.

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Come on.
Give me some credit.

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I can't take this anymore.

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I'm gonna push it.

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Stop!

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Muscle man, chill!

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I'm cool.

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Sorry, dudes.

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I just lost my head
for a second.

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Something about that button.

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All right,
this has gone far enough.

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I'm gonna talk
to Mr. Maellard.

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Finally!

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Don't do anything
until I get back!

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Well, now what?

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Ahem, would you like a tissue?

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What are you guys
taking notes about?

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Those guys take notes
about everything. Watch.

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See?

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Hey, I've got my rights, bro.

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I'm not gonna live
in a surveillance state.

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Uh, oh, uh...

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I got one!

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Thank you, Mr. Maellard.
That was a good chat.

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Benson!
How are you, buddy?

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Wait. What were you talking
to maellard about?

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Uh, that's on
a need-to-know basis.

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You should probably
get back to the park

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to guard that button.

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Okay? All right.

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Have a good one.

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Watch your back.

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Just kidding!

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Maybe, though.

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Hmm?

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Hey, Mr. Maellard?

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You have to keep guarding
the button, Benson.

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What?
How did you...

100
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No, but I...

101
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Then, can you please
just explain

102
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why any of this is happening?

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I'm trying to be a good manager,

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but I can't
if I'm being kept in the dark.

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You be a good manager
by following orders, Benson.

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Follow your orders!

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I'm sick of just
following orders.

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You're just sitting here
with your big desk

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and your fancy office.

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You know what, Benson?
You're right.

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You're the park manager,
not langer.

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So if you want, push it.

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Push the button.

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What? What's gonna happen?

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Mm, maybe something good,
maybe something bad.

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Maybe this is all a test.

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Wha...?

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Well, all right, then.

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I'm gonna go push the button,
because I am in control.

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All right, Mr. Note,

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why you got us guarding that
button?

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I'll never tell!

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All right, maybe this will
make you change your mind.

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Wha...? Oh, no.

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You've been watching us.

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So you know
exactly how long it's been

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since he's washed that.

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Aah! No! It smells like
a rotten hamburger

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left in someone's desk
as a prank!

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Fine. I'll tell you.
It's... it's a test.

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A test?

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Dr. Langer doesn't think
you can handle a simple task...

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Not with mordecai's self-doubt,
rigby's laziness,

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skips' checkered past,
muscle man's bad hygiene,

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pops' childlike tendencies,
and Benson's insecurity.

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Fives is the only logical one,
and even he left it unguarded.

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Uh, thanks?

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The point is,
if the button gets pressed,

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Benson gets fired,
and langer gets put in charge.

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And you do not want that.

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Why not?

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Because terrible things
will happen.

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Wait.

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Who's guarding the button?

145
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What the...
Nobody's guarding it?

146
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Mordecai and rigby-y-y!

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Okay, I'm doing it.

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I'm gonna press the...

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Button.

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Don't push this button.

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Second thought.

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Maybe...
Fine. Push it.

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Push the button.

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As you know,
that's part of the test.

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I played you for fools and won.

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Oh, my.

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Test?

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A test for what?

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Te-e-e-St.

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Benson, stop!
Get away from that button!

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We've been talking
to the dome guys,

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and it's all just a test!

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Talking to the dome guys?

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See? You can't trust them.

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You guys are lying.

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You're testing me, too.

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Benson!

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Now, I'm the boss here, so...

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So I'm gonna make a decision.

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Benson, we're your friends.

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If you push that button,
maellard's gonna...

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What?

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Benson!

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What are they saying?

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Doesn't matter
what they're saying, Benson.

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They're just like
those dome guys.

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They're trying to trick you.

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I... I need a minute to think.

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Push the button, Benson.

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Uh... I'm not sure
I should.

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Come on, Benson.
I'll catch you.

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No, I... I shouldn't.

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Push the button, Benson!

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No!
I'm making this decision!

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I'm not gonna push the button!

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Aaah!

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Are you okay?

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Benson, you were...

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Hello, gentlemen.

190
00:09:00,180 --> 00:09:04,011
I see you didn't press
that button over there.

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Really impressed.
Great work.

192
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10 out of 10.

193
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No one's dead, and that's
usually a good sign.

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Hmm. 'Kay.

195
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Just gonna go ahead and call out
what I'm feeling here.

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You don't seem that jazzed.

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We're not jazzed
'cause we're super confused.

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We want answers!

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Why were we guarding
that button?

200
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It's a big test.

201
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Why is the dome back?

202
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Bigger test.

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What does the button do?

204
00:09:34,313 --> 00:09:36,844
And why'd Mr. Maellard
say to press it?

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Test, test, test.

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Well, now what?

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00:09:39,546 --> 00:09:40,711
Great question.

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Gonna answer it
with this trash bag.

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Beeper for you, beeper for you,
you, beeper, beeper.

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If the beeper beeps,

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gonna need you to return
to the house immediately.

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This is mandatory.
No questions asked.

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Where's my beeper?

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Benson, you get
one of these babies.

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It's a strap-on
fax machine.

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00:10:01,512 --> 00:10:05,410
Keep that on you, and you'll get
very important dome orders.

217
00:10:05,412 --> 00:10:08,744
Ooh! Here comes one now.

218
00:10:08,746 --> 00:10:12,410
Four orders of crab rangoons
and a two-liter of diet cola?

219
00:10:12,412 --> 00:10:14,044
Oop, I see what's happening.

220
00:10:14,046 --> 00:10:15,510
Funny story, actually.

221
00:10:15,512 --> 00:10:19,644
That fax machine is one digit
off from Joe's chow mein.

222
00:10:19,646 --> 00:10:21,311
It's actually pretty good.

223
00:10:21,313 --> 00:10:22,410
I recommend it.

224
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What's the point of all this?

225
00:10:24,346 --> 00:10:29,344
Got two super-cool words for
you, buddy... langer out!

226
00:10:31,511 --> 00:10:33,544
You guys want to go
get some Chinese food?