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La, la-la, la-la, ah!

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Aah!

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What in the dickens?

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Aah!

5
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Where did the house go?

6
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I've gone back in time.

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Watch where thou doth walketh!

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Oh, my!

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You like tomatoes?

10
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How about these tomatoes?

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Enhh!
Aah!

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How about another?
And another?

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Oh, oh, oh!

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Aah!

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Ooh!

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Ahh.
Ooh!

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Eeh!

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Bad show!

19
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All right, now, I know
things have been crazy

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with the dome and everything,

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but thanks for getting up early

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and setting up
for the renaissance fair.

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This is gonna be
a big money-maker for us.

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One last thing...
As of this moment,

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your modern selves are no more.

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Mordecai and rigby,

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you'll be mordicus
and rignatius,

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lowly street vendors.

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Skips, you'll be
barnaby the ripped,

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guard to the king.

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Fives and muscle man,

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you'll be palom
and porom, gatekeepers.

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I'm not wearing this, bro.

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This cut isn't flattering
to my butt.

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And of course, I will play
king Edmund of parklandia!

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Where's my wizard?
Where's marvolo?

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If you mean pops,
nobody's seen him all morning.

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What?

39
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He's the star
of our big closing ceremony,

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"marvolo vs.
The dragon"!

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We have a dragon?
Yes!

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Without a big closer,

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the commoners will
demand refunds.

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Find marvolo, and don't
breaketh thy character,

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or I'll smite thee
with unemployment!

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Ehh, the things I do for a paycheck.
I'm not gonna wear this.

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I hope the power doesn't go
to his head.

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Uh, excuse me?
Help?

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I'm trying
to get to my own time.

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What's the matter, love?
You lost?

51
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Freak!

52
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Oh, another fine mess
I've gotten myself into.

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- How will I ever get home?

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This costume is making
my butt itch.

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Rignatius, stay in character,
or we're gonna get fired.

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Oh, sorry.
Mine butteth itcheth.

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No, wait... mine bottometh?
Me cheeks?

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Yeah, that worketh.

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Me cheeks itcheth!

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Mordecai and rigby!

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I thought
I'd never see you again!

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Oh, dude, pops...
Uh, I mean marvolo.

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Marvolo?
No, it's me, pops.

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No, no, you are marvolo, huh,
the wizard, yeah?

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What's wrong with your eye?

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Listen, marvolo, you have
a very important job to do.

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You have to defeat the dragon,

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or everyone will demandeth
a refund.

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Dragon?

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I won't fight a dragon,
mordecai and rigby!

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Marvolo,
do you want to be sacked?

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Call us mordicus and rignatius.

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Yeah, the mordecai and rigby
you know haven't been born yet.

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Cometh with us,
and we shall explain everything.

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You don't want to make
king Edmund mad, do you?

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Mad king?

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The king's not gonna like this.

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What doth thoust mean
you lost him?

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He got frightened and fled.

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He seems really confused,
my liege.

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Impossible.
This doth be unacceptable!

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Hey, man, don't yell at us!

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Pops is the one flipping out.

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"Flipping out"?

85
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Mine ears ache
from period-inappropriate prose.

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Mayhaps a refund is
in order, auntie.

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Pay no heed!

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The king wishes good tidings
on thee all!

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Huzzah!
Huzzah!

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Now go forth
and encourage others

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to spend coin of their own.

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What did I say
about breaking thine character?

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Forgiveness!
Forgiveness!

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No matter.

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It appears I must fetch marvolo
mine-self.

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This is bogus...

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Like,
super-lame-o-deluxe.

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Yeah, totally wack, guys.

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By order of mad king Edmund,

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these two shall be punished
for the crime

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of not staying in character!

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You maketh me sick!

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Fine.
I'll wear the costume.

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Oh, muscle man, hi five ghost!

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You are stuck
in this dreadful place, as well?

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Our names are palom
and porom, sir.

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The mad king's reign of terror
must end, marvolo.

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I'm not marvolo!

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Why does everybody keep
calling me that?

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I just want to go home.

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Only you can end this.

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End this, marvolo.

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Yeah, end this.

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Hey, seize marvolo
by the order of mad king Edmund!

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He's, like, really,
really upset about this.

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Seize him!

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- Aah!
- Go, bro!

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Quiet, oaf!

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Aah!

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Aah!

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No-o-o-o-o-o!

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Huh?

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Marvolo the wizard,
a powerful dragon hath

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descended upon us,
and only ye can stop it!

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Oh, you must be the mad king.

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Look, marvolo, if you don't slay
the dragon right now,

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the commoners will
demand refunds,

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and my kingdome shall crumble!

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For the last time,
stop calling me marvolo!

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Skips, am I back home?

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I know not of this skips.

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I am barnaby the ripped.

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King Edmund hath sent me
to prepare ye

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for battle
against the dragon, marvolo.

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What?

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Oh, no.

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Take this.

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For the closing ceremony,
all you have to do is

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point it at the dragon

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and press ye button
to defeat it.

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You can end all of this,
and we can go home.

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The kingdome of parklandia
awaits thee.

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Everybody's telling me
I'm marvolo.

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Maybe I am marvolo.

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Who am I?

146
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You are marvolo.

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No.
It can't be.

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It is so.

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I am you, and you are me.

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Then it doth be true.

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Oh!

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Yes.
You are ready.

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It is time to face your destiny.

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End this.

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I am marvolo.

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Presenting king Edmond
of parklandia!

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My loyal subjects,

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thank ye for joining me
on this glorious day.

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I trust your experiences

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in my kingdome hath been
most pleasurable.

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May we rejoice in hopes

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that nothing bad should
ever happen.

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I said, "may we rejoice in hopes"

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that nothing bad should
ever happen"!

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Yeah, yeah.
I heard you.

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Fire...
The fire!

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Oh, no!

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This is truly
the greatest calamity

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in the history of parklandia!

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There is only one wizard
who can put on end

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to this reign of terror!

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Presenting marvolo the wizard!

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Uh, ooh!
Oh!

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Man, this is lame.

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We should have gone
to the ren fair

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over at east pines instead.

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Ye olde refund!
Ye olde refund!

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Fight, marvolo!
Fight to the death!

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Oohhhhh!

180
00:09:14,068 --> 00:09:15,269
Ooh!

181
00:09:15,271 --> 00:09:16,472
Here!
Give me that!

182
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Leteth go, man!

183
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Servant, save ye king!

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Marvolo, get thine wand,
and press the button!

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Hm!

186
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All right, you big brute.

187
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This ends now!

188
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I did it?
Good show!

189
00:10:02,165 --> 00:10:03,365
Aah!

190
00:10:03,367 --> 00:10:04,501
Pops!

191
00:10:09,045 --> 00:10:12,016
Best ren faire ever!

192
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I did it!

193
00:10:22,907 --> 00:10:25,009
I defeated the dragon!

194
00:10:25,011 --> 00:10:27,782
Now I get to go home.

195
00:10:30,755 --> 00:10:31,923
He's waking up.

196
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King Edmund, barnaby,
rignatius, and mordicus?

197
00:10:37,603 --> 00:10:41,141
No, pops, it's us.
Everything is back to normal.

198
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The park broke even,
and all is well.

199
00:10:43,047 --> 00:10:45,516
But I was in medieval times.

200
00:10:45,518 --> 00:10:47,020
It was so real.

201
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You were a mad king,

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and you were there,
and you, and you,

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and I was...

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Shhhhhhhhhh.