1 00:00:01,837 --> 00:00:03,499 I got the movie! 2 00:00:03,529 --> 00:00:05,631 Wait, I thought we were watching Shy Guy. 3 00:00:05,661 --> 00:00:07,633 Dude, you've seen that movie 100 times. 4 00:00:07,633 --> 00:00:08,694 I got something better. 5 00:00:09,985 --> 00:00:11,397 Ello Gov'nor? 6 00:00:11,517 --> 00:00:13,699 Yeah man, it's foreign. Check it. 7 00:00:13,699 --> 00:00:16,281 A British taxi is possessed by the soul of its driver, 8 00:00:16,281 --> 00:00:19,084 seeking revenge on the lowly gang members who murdered him. 9 00:00:19,104 --> 00:00:22,127 Pay the fare... or pay the price. 10 00:00:22,167 --> 00:00:24,480 No dude, not a horror movie! 11 00:00:24,480 --> 00:00:26,982 Last time I had to walk you to the bathroom every night for a week! 12 00:00:27,032 --> 00:00:28,684 No, man, it'll be different. 13 00:00:28,684 --> 00:00:31,306 This one is old and cheesy. It will be hilarious! 14 00:00:31,417 --> 00:00:32,928 You sure you can handle it? 15 00:00:32,928 --> 00:00:34,670 Dude, it's in black and white. Come on. 16 00:00:34,670 --> 00:00:36,221 Mmm... alright. 17 00:00:44,990 --> 00:00:46,542 See, isn't this fun? 18 00:00:57,993 --> 00:00:59,825 Ello, gov'nor! 19 00:01:09,395 --> 00:01:11,357 Ello, gov'nor! 20 00:01:20,636 --> 00:01:22,358 Ello, gov'nor! 21 00:01:29,074 --> 00:01:31,156 Ello, gov'nor! 22 00:01:32,448 --> 00:01:33,779 Ello, gov'nor! 23 00:01:44,299 --> 00:01:45,421 Is it over? 24 00:01:45,901 --> 00:01:48,163 Dude, that was so cheesy. 25 00:01:48,163 --> 00:01:49,595 I mean, what was up with the taxi? 26 00:01:49,595 --> 00:01:52,868 Was it supposed to be evil or normal but haunted by a ghost... 27 00:01:52,868 --> 00:01:55,130 controlling the taxi or what? You know? 28 00:02:16,892 --> 00:02:18,534 Mordecai! 29 00:02:21,567 --> 00:02:24,900 Mordecai! Wake up! Wake up! 30 00:02:24,900 --> 00:02:26,602 Ello, gov'nor! 31 00:02:31,997 --> 00:02:34,760 Dude, chill out! You're screaming like a freaking maniac! 32 00:02:34,760 --> 00:02:36,422 I keep having nightmares! 33 00:02:36,422 --> 00:02:38,344 Just dream about something else then. 34 00:02:38,774 --> 00:02:40,816 Dream like you're a tough guy or something. 35 00:02:43,258 --> 00:02:44,430 I'm a tough guy. 36 00:02:44,800 --> 00:02:45,931 I'm a tough guy. 37 00:02:47,333 --> 00:02:49,445 They say this city's tough. 38 00:02:50,776 --> 00:02:52,297 But I'm tougher. 39 00:02:58,123 --> 00:03:01,687 You walked down the wrong alley, Riggerson. 40 00:03:03,549 --> 00:03:05,741 The name's... Fists! 41 00:03:07,543 --> 00:03:09,164 Ello, gov'nor! 42 00:03:16,201 --> 00:03:17,623 What the heck, Rigby? 43 00:03:17,623 --> 00:03:20,776 It's that stupid British taxi! It's all up inside my brain! 44 00:03:20,946 --> 00:03:23,218 I knew it! I knew this would happen! 45 00:03:23,218 --> 00:03:25,020 I told you we shouldn't have watched that movie! 46 00:03:25,020 --> 00:03:27,282 I know. I'm sorry. I can't help it. 47 00:03:28,103 --> 00:03:31,327 Alright dude, we'll just desensitize you to the horror. 48 00:03:31,347 --> 00:03:32,938 We're gonna watch "Ello Gov'nor" 49 00:03:32,938 --> 00:03:35,741 over and over again until you stop being scared. 50 00:03:35,741 --> 00:03:37,903 Look at it! Look at it! 51 00:03:37,903 --> 00:03:38,944 - Let me go! - It's not real! 52 00:03:38,944 --> 00:03:40,796 You can see the microphone showing! 53 00:03:40,796 --> 00:03:42,368 - Look at it! - Get off me! 54 00:03:42,398 --> 00:03:43,739 I'm sick of you keeping me up! 55 00:03:43,779 --> 00:03:45,971 - You look at it! - Let me go! 56 00:03:46,011 --> 00:03:47,993 - Look at it! - Let me go! 57 00:03:48,083 --> 00:03:51,186 Look at it! Look... At it. 58 00:03:51,537 --> 00:03:54,350 You look at it. You... look at it. 59 00:03:54,630 --> 00:03:57,172 Let... Me... GO! 60 00:03:59,585 --> 00:04:01,507 What the heck is going on? 61 00:04:01,527 --> 00:04:04,620 Rigby's just freaked out by this dumb British movie we watched. 62 00:04:04,660 --> 00:04:06,281 Well, you'd better have this mess cleaned up 63 00:04:06,281 --> 00:04:08,634 by the time I get back from my cricket game! 64 00:04:08,724 --> 00:04:09,895 - Cricket? - Yeah. 65 00:04:09,925 --> 00:04:11,997 I'm trying new things. So what? 66 00:04:12,448 --> 00:04:13,889 Will British people be there? 67 00:04:13,889 --> 00:04:16,241 It's cricket, what do you think? 68 00:04:19,955 --> 00:04:21,967 See Rigby, there's nothing to be afraid of. 69 00:04:21,967 --> 00:04:24,269 See how calm and collected these British dudes are? 70 00:04:24,480 --> 00:04:28,594 Ello gov'nor! Ello gov'nor, ello gov'nor, ello, ello, ello... 71 00:04:31,497 --> 00:04:32,698 Ello, gov'nor! 72 00:04:33,899 --> 00:04:36,732 Rigby! RIGBY! 73 00:04:36,962 --> 00:04:40,456 Aw man, I knew we shouldn't have watched that lame car movie. 74 00:04:40,456 --> 00:04:42,328 He's scared of cars now? 75 00:04:42,398 --> 00:04:44,159 No, just British taxis. 76 00:04:44,219 --> 00:04:45,791 What a silly notion, 77 00:04:45,841 --> 00:04:48,664 my British taxi isn't scary at all. 78 00:04:48,704 --> 00:04:51,126 Wait, Pops, you own a British taxi? 79 00:04:51,166 --> 00:04:52,207 Yes! 80 00:04:53,198 --> 00:04:54,650 What's in the barn? 81 00:04:54,680 --> 00:04:56,842 Something that's gonna get rid of your fear. 82 00:04:57,703 --> 00:04:59,104 There she is! 83 00:04:59,184 --> 00:05:00,886 Isn't she a beauty? 84 00:05:01,357 --> 00:05:04,109 What the heck Pops? I thought you said you had a British taxi! 85 00:05:04,169 --> 00:05:05,591 A British taxi? 86 00:05:05,591 --> 00:05:08,544 Oh, I thought you said a brownish taxi! 87 00:05:08,544 --> 00:05:09,925 But that taxi's yellow. 88 00:05:10,025 --> 00:05:14,229 Yellow? My taxi is no coward, I guarantee you that! 89 00:05:14,229 --> 00:05:15,641 Never mind. 90 00:05:17,052 --> 00:05:18,394 Ready to go for a ride? 91 00:05:18,394 --> 00:05:20,005 In that thing? No way! 92 00:05:20,035 --> 00:05:22,358 It's not even a British taxi! Come on. 93 00:05:22,358 --> 00:05:24,239 I don't care, a taxi's a taxi! 94 00:05:24,239 --> 00:05:26,692 It'll be fun! We'll just go for a little ride. 95 00:05:26,692 --> 00:05:28,814 Uhh, I got to go to the bathroom. 96 00:05:38,594 --> 00:05:40,556 Ello, gov'nor! 97 00:05:45,060 --> 00:05:46,872 Ello, gov'nor! 98 00:05:53,859 --> 00:05:55,040 Let's go, let's go! 99 00:05:55,270 --> 00:05:55,961 Drive! 100 00:05:58,944 --> 00:06:00,095 What? What is it? 101 00:06:00,175 --> 00:06:02,528 That British taxi, man! It's following me! 102 00:06:02,538 --> 00:06:04,730 Dude, come on! You're just seeing things! 103 00:06:04,730 --> 00:06:07,232 No! It was the British taxi and it was real! 104 00:06:07,232 --> 00:06:08,634 So it came out of the movie then? 105 00:06:08,664 --> 00:06:10,265 I don't know! Maybe! 106 00:06:10,285 --> 00:06:12,758 All right, fine, look, you're safe now anyways. 107 00:06:12,758 --> 00:06:14,420 Let's just try to relax and calm down, 108 00:06:14,420 --> 00:06:15,991 Pops will drive us around for a bit. 109 00:06:30,636 --> 00:06:32,508 Wait, Pops! Where are we going? 110 00:06:32,508 --> 00:06:34,680 I always drive deep into the woods 111 00:06:34,680 --> 00:06:36,872 when I want to clear my mind. 112 00:06:36,892 --> 00:06:38,834 Don't you just love the scenery? 113 00:06:55,661 --> 00:06:56,632 Oh, bother. 114 00:06:56,632 --> 00:06:58,904 What? Why are we stopping? What's going on? 115 00:06:58,904 --> 00:07:01,527 It seems we've run out of gasoline. 116 00:07:01,527 --> 00:07:03,339 Oh man, oh man, this is not good! 117 00:07:03,339 --> 00:07:06,291 He's coming and we're stuck here! Mordecai! 118 00:07:06,342 --> 00:07:07,843 What, what is it? 119 00:07:07,873 --> 00:07:10,656 We ran out of gas, and he's coming for me! 120 00:07:11,917 --> 00:07:13,889 Come on, we gotta get out and push. 121 00:07:13,959 --> 00:07:15,200 Come on, Rigby! 122 00:07:15,200 --> 00:07:17,202 No! I'm not going out there! 123 00:07:17,202 --> 00:07:20,346 Fine, Pops and I will push you all the way home then. 124 00:07:20,556 --> 00:07:21,717 Geez. 125 00:07:26,452 --> 00:07:29,665 No, no, no, no, no, not back this way! 126 00:07:33,449 --> 00:07:35,681 No, no, no, no, no! 127 00:07:36,612 --> 00:07:38,083 All right, help! 128 00:07:39,825 --> 00:07:40,906 Rigby! 129 00:07:43,739 --> 00:07:45,170 Ello, gov'nor! 130 00:07:45,170 --> 00:07:46,782 Holy crap, it's real! 131 00:07:46,782 --> 00:07:47,933 Run, Pops! 132 00:08:02,007 --> 00:08:03,238 Pops, look out! 133 00:08:08,394 --> 00:08:11,216 Oh no! It's going after Rigby! We gotta help him! 134 00:08:11,216 --> 00:08:12,918 Rigby! 135 00:08:25,601 --> 00:08:27,102 Ello, gov'nor. 136 00:08:28,133 --> 00:08:29,415 Rigby! 137 00:08:35,641 --> 00:08:37,513 Ello, gov'nor! 138 00:08:37,513 --> 00:08:39,345 I'm no gov'nor! 139 00:08:44,089 --> 00:08:46,281 Ello, gov'nor! 140 00:08:48,354 --> 00:08:50,496 The name's FISTS! 141 00:08:51,286 --> 00:08:55,120 Leave me alone! I hate you! 142 00:08:59,495 --> 00:09:02,588 Stop following me around! 143 00:09:02,588 --> 00:09:04,089 Rigby! Wake up! 144 00:09:04,400 --> 00:09:06,922 - Rigby, stop it! - Stop... 145 00:09:07,132 --> 00:09:08,263 Mordecai? 146 00:09:08,263 --> 00:09:10,676 Oh, thank show you're all right. 147 00:09:11,957 --> 00:09:13,979 I did it, I conquered my fear. 148 00:09:13,979 --> 00:09:17,833 I cleaned that taxi's clock, with my fists. 149 00:09:17,883 --> 00:09:18,894 Kind of, 150 00:09:18,934 --> 00:09:21,607 you hit your head and started going psycho on the taxi, 151 00:09:21,707 --> 00:09:23,969 but, actually, the taxi was a kid. 152 00:09:28,344 --> 00:09:29,294 You? 153 00:09:29,294 --> 00:09:30,656 Yeah, what's your problem? 154 00:09:30,656 --> 00:09:33,559 Why were you following me in that taxi suit? 155 00:09:33,939 --> 00:09:35,921 My boss made me wear this. 156 00:09:35,921 --> 00:09:37,493 I'm from the video store. 157 00:09:37,533 --> 00:09:39,455 Your rental is overdue. 158 00:09:39,755 --> 00:09:41,757 Why didn't you just call or something? 159 00:09:41,757 --> 00:09:44,129 I did! And I sent a fax! 160 00:09:44,179 --> 00:09:45,230 That was you? 161 00:09:45,280 --> 00:09:46,211 Yes! 162 00:09:46,221 --> 00:09:48,384 So can you just return the video, please? 163 00:09:48,614 --> 00:09:49,695 We broke it. 164 00:09:49,745 --> 00:09:51,467 Well, you're gonna have to pay for it. 165 00:09:52,247 --> 00:09:53,058 Pops? 166 00:09:53,349 --> 00:09:54,400 Of course. 167 00:09:54,580 --> 00:09:57,693 I'm afraid the smallest bill I have is a hundred. 168 00:09:57,693 --> 00:09:59,905 - Will that do? - Yeah, sure. 169 00:10:01,316 --> 00:10:03,088 Is this some kind of joke? 170 00:10:05,541 --> 00:10:07,363 I gotta get a better job. 171 00:10:09,465 --> 00:10:12,167 - Hey, Mordecai? - Augh, not again! 172 00:10:12,167 --> 00:10:14,149 Don't worry dude, I'm not scared again. I just... 173 00:10:14,380 --> 00:10:17,112 Thanks dude, for helping me out with my fears and stuff. 174 00:10:17,252 --> 00:10:18,494 No problem, man. 175 00:10:18,594 --> 00:10:20,746 - Good night, Rigby. - Good night, Mordecai. 176 00:10:22,938 --> 00:10:25,511 They say this city's pretty tough. 177 00:10:25,651 --> 00:10:27,443 But I'm tougher.